If There Is I Haven't Found It Yet: A Play
By Nick Payne
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Fifteen-year-old Anna is bullied by her classmates for being overweight. Her mother, Fiona, decides to transfer her to the school where she teaches, but that only makes things worse. Anna's father, George, is no help—he's too obsessed with saving the world. Just as Anna gets suspended for head-butting one of her tormenters, her uncle Terry arrives for an unannounced visit. A heartbroken, filthy-mouthed slacker, Terry reaches out to Anna in a way that no one ever has. Their unexpected friendship sends her parents' rocky marriage into a tailspin as the whole family wonders what—or who—really needs saving.
Nick Payne's If There Is I Haven't Found It Yet is a brilliantly sad, humorous, and empathetic play about a family stuck somewhere between knowing what the problem is and doing something about it.
Nick Payne
Nick Payne won the 2009 George Devine Award for Most Promising Playwright. In 2010, he was the Pearson Playwright-in-Residence at the Bush Theatre. His firstplay, If There Is I Haven’t Found It Yet, was producedat the Bush Theatre in October 2009. His second play, Wanderlust, was produced at the Royal Court Theatre in September 2010.
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If There Is I Haven't Found It Yet - Nick Payne
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For Mum and Dad
I would suggest that even the most sophisticated and determined environmentalist … struggles with the fact that, under the shadow of future cataclysm, there is a life to be lived within the constraints of the here-and-now.
—Anthony Giddens, The Politics of Climate Change
Whatever we do today to reduce emissions will matter for our children’s generation and beyond, but not for our own. The problem of climate is one of legacy.
—Gabrielle Walker and Sir David King, The Hot Topic
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
In the United States: John Buzzetti, Jim Carnahan, Annie Funke, Michelle Gomez, Jake Gyllenhaal, Todd Haimes, Osheen Jones, Michael Longhurst, Brían F. O’Byrne, Jill Rafson, and all of the staff at Roundabout Theatre Company.
In the United Kingdom: Michael Begley, Pandora Colin, Pippa Ellis, Jane Fallowfield, Ben Hall, Ailish O’Connor, Josie Rourke, Roxana Silbert, Rafe Spall, Tessa Walker, Lily Williams, Kate Wasserberg (and all of the actors who took part in a workshop at the Finborough Theatre), and all of the staff at the Bush Theatre.
The panel of the George Devine Award for 2009: Lucy Caldwell, Chris Campbell, Harriet Devine, Bijan Sheibani, Graham Whybrow, Alexandra Wood, and Jenny Worton.
Minna, Mum.
Last, I would like to acknowledge the following books and their authors: How Bad Are Bananas? by Mike Berners-Lee, What’s Left? by Nick Cohen, The Politics of Climate Change by Anthony Giddens, Heat by George Monbiot, Six Degrees by Mark Lynas, and The Hot Topic by Gabrielle Walker and Sir David King.
CONTENTS
Title Page
Copyright Notice
Dedication
Epigraphs
Acknowledgments
Production information (New York production)
Production information (London production)
Cast list
Play
About the Author
Copyright
If There Is I Haven’t Found It Yet had its U.S. premiere in New York City on September 20, 2012, at the Laura Pels Theatre of the Harold and Miriam Steinberg Center for Theatre.
Cast
GEORGE Brían F. O’Byrne
FIONA Michelle Gomez
ANNA Annie Funke
TERRY Jake Gyllenhaal
Creative Team
DIRECTOR Michael Longhurst
SETS Beowulf Boritt
COSTUMES Susan Hilferty
LIGHTS Natasha Katz
ORIGINAL MUSIC AND SOUND Obadiah Eaves
If There Is I Haven’t Found It Yet had its world premiere in London on October 17, 2009, at the Bush Theatre.
Cast
GEORGE Michael Begley
FIONA Pandora Colin
ANNA Ailish O’Connor
TERRY Rafe Spall
Creative Team
DIRECTOR Josie Rourke
DESIGNER Lucy Osborne
LIGHTING DESIGNER Oliver Fenwick
SOUND DESIGNER Emma Laxton
ASSISTANT DIRECTOR Ant Stones
COMPANY STAGE MANAGER Angela Riddell
DEPUTY STAGE MANAGER Dave Blakemore
SCENIC ARTIST Lara Etherton
DESIGN ASSISTANT James Turner
STAGE MANAGER (COVER) Xenia Lewis
PRODUCTION ELECTRICIAN Chole Kenward
CAST
GEORGE, male, 40s.
FIONA, female, 40s.
ANNA, female, 15. Anna is considerably overweight.
TERRY, male, 20s.
Ellipses following a character’s name indicate a desire to speak but an inability to know quite what to say.
GEORGE: When I was younger, I adored polar bears. My, my father used to subscribe to National Geographic, and for years I had polar bear paraphernalia all over the walls of my bedroom—I even had a pair of polar bear swimming trunks. But not long after my wife had given birth to our daughter, I insisted the three of us take a trip to Edinburgh Zoo to see the last two polar bears in Britain—a couple, Barney and Mercedes, would you believe. But when we arrived—and I’ll never forget this—when we arrived at the zoo, we were told that Barney had died: he had choked to death on a child’s toy that had been thrown into his pool. So, so, I suppose you could say that my interest in the fate of our little blue planet began with a love of all things Ursus maritimus.
School corridor, day. ANNA and FIONA. ANNA wears her PE outfit. ANNA dabs a tissue on her slightly bloody nose throughout.
FIONA: Why don’t we just start at the beginning? (Meaning tissue) Here.
FIONA hands ANNA a fresh tissue and removes the old one.
FIONA: Keep it pressed. Try not to dab it.
ANNA: I can taste it. The blood, in the back of my throat.
Beat.
FIONA: I used to loathe PE, you know.
ANNA: What?
FIONA: The horror, my goodness, the horror of having to