Young Dan and HORROR-able People
By Dan Clyburn
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This collection of short true stories, I wrote for my family, and decided to share it with you. You'll find it exciting, raw truth about the dangers of living in the mountains. But the dangers of going to school even worse. If you are looking for perfect grammar, don't bother to even look any farther. You wont find it, I haven't needed any for sixty years. School was a big flop for me, mostly caused by the teachers in the early years of school.
However you'll find stories you can enjoy, or be sickened by. Going against bigger kids in self defense, with the weapons I had to use. Almost dyeing from a beating I took. Almost killing a bully, and sometimes I wounder why I didn't.
Dan Clyburn
Dan is seventy five years old, he worked all his life as Equipment Operator, Master Mechanic on trucks and equipment. Lift school when he was fifteen, and pursued an outdoor life. Many stories he could tell about the mountains, and the people he worked with, and knew. Hunted and fished all his life, fresh meat for the table. He has read thousands of books, authors like, Louis L’Amour, Edgar Rice Burroughs, are just some of the authors he liked the most. Their grammar wasn’t so good, but they had a fleet of editors. Because of his school day’s, and the work he pursued, Dan’s grammar is not the best. If you are one of those that has to have perfect grammar, you just as well go away now. But he tells his stories in a straight forward way, you will understand his work. Read his true stories book called ‘Young Dan and HORROR-able People’ some of the things he tells will make your heir stand on end. It is an exciting book about true things that happened during his school days. He has four fiction books, The Dart Game,-The Distant Crater,-The Far, far away Planet,-Gods of New Eden are all on Kindle. And will soon be on Smashwords.
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Young Dan and HORROR-able People - Dan Clyburn
Young Dan and HORROR-able People
Copyright 3/8/2012 by Dan Clyburn
Published at Smashwords
All rights Reserved
non-fiction fiction
True Stories
That picture up there just happens to be where I started school.
I hereby dedicate this book to memories of my school days.
Edit one
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TOC
Chapter One Year before World War II
Chapter Two Young Dan and The Bully
Chapter Three Thieves
Chapter Four About the Author
Links to my good books you’re just dying to read
Post Script a warning read this if nothing else
Young Dan and? Oh! Just read on, you’ll see.
Well now! Here I set waiting for a book to come from an editor, you know all that stuff called grammar, spelling, and punctuations marks. It won’t do no good anyway, (they want to change my books so its their story and not mine) editors all talk a different language, depending on what country, or town, that they were taught English in. Like New Yorker’s, they talk one way, and down south they talk different, up north now, how do they talk? (Damn Yankees) And out west where I grew up, we talk our way. I’ll bet you can see I dot my i’s and cross the tees. Is there more to it than that? So I thought I’d just write a story about my school life, and them days before time began for most of you, a history book you might say. I will throw in some other odds and ends that you might like, a few thoughts maybe, but these are true stories, and if you are a teacher, don’t go no farther, or don’t/do take it to heart, just remember, even that little guy over in the corner has feelings too, and he is thinking. So, if you have a bee’s nest, in your desk, just think how much you deserved it. You did, you know!
Now I will start writing, but I’m going to do it just the way I want to, just the way I talk, and have some fun. Now as you are reading, I’ll put a comma in, now and then, just so you can stop, and catch your breath, before you go on reading, so you can have some fun too. Because, you see, I do make a few mistakes, now and then. I’ll bet you can understand what I mean anyway even with typos and all, no editing, you’ll get it the way I write it, like it or not. It’s no fun editing, I found that out and lots of editors are teachers anyway (they would just mess up all my hard work writing this), and they are NO fun at all, I’ll get to that later. So, a story of my young life is just what you need, unless you are a teacher, bully, or have a weak stomach. Or maybe this is, just what you do need.
These are some of the events, and other stuff, that took place back then. (60 years ago) Maybe you just don’t want to hear it, you don’t have to hear it , you dumb shit, you have to read it. Unless of course you can’t read, then you can have someone read it to you, that’s ok. This book is not for the real young (there is no sex like the schools want to teach nowadays, to the very young. Perverts!), but it might be best read by the older folk’s that lived in the hills, and went to the old one room shacks they called schools. One thing I learned, never let a bully bluff you, just find a way, any way you can, and just beat