Travel Like a Flight Attendant
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You might not want to be a flight attendant, battling non-stop jet lag and coddling cranky passengers, but haven’t you secretly longed to travel like one? Imagine breezing past lines at security and customs, relaxing in comfortable transportation to your hotel and stretching vacation dollars with special discounts.
Now, a former flight attendant with 30 years of service and 20 million air miles shares her practical travel advice and true-life stories to give you the optimal vacation experience. Learn how to pick the perfect destination, find the best airplane seats and breeze through security and immigration line-ups.
Along with creative budget tips, you’ll read about fire and hotel safety routines that may save your life and what to do if you’re arrested or detained in a foreign country.
An interactive table of contents, live links to important sites plus the Ultimate Travel Checklist makes this the ideal guidebook for every traveller.
Heather Zorzini
Heather Zorzini worked as a Flight Attendant/In-Charge flight Attendant for a major international airline for over 30 years, visiting 36 different countries and accumulating more than 20 million air miles. Travel Like a Flight Attendant, a collection of budget tips and creative travel advice is her first book. Her articles, essays and insider travel tips have appeared in The Globe and Mail, National Post, NOW Magazine, Moneysense, Toronto Star, Foxnews.com, msnbc.msn.com, businessweek.com and the Financial Post. In 2006, her Newfoundland tale, “Moon over Dildo,” was a runner-up in the Canadian Writers’ Collective Travel Story Contest. Heather also appeared in a cartoon by famed political cartoonist and illustrator Gary Clement about her first flight, when she locked herself in the First Class washroom and refused to come out. She now shares her travel insider information through print media and online at www.myflyingfingers.com. A book of personal memoirs is due soon.
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Travel Like a Flight Attendant - Heather Zorzini
TRAVEL LIKE A
FLIGHT ATTENDANT
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INTRODUCTION
You might not want to be a flight attendant, battling non-stop jet lag and coddling cranky passengers, but haven’t you secretly longed to travel like one? Imagine breezing past lines at security and customs, relaxing in comfortable transportation to your hotel and stretching vacation dollars with special discounts.
I worked for 30 years as a Flight Attendant/In-Charge Flight Attendant with a major international airline, logging over 20 million air miles and visiting more than 36 countries. After retiring, I knew I’d miss those perks, so I devised ways to maintain that first class feeling on an economy budget. Now, I’m happy to share these tips with you.
Crew members often joke about being frugal and a 747 Captain once told me that copper wire was invented by two pilots fighting over a penny. I know you’ll save at least the purchase price of this book before you even board the aircraft. But more than that, your trip will be more enjoyable because you know how to travel like a flight attendant.
Happy flying!
INTERACTIVE TABLE OF CONTENTS
Chapter 1 ~ How to Pick the Perfect Destination
Chapter 2 ~ Four Destination Questions
Chapter 3 ~ Passport, Immigration & Customs
Chapter 4 ~ Voltage Advice
Chapter 5 ~ Currency Tips & Tipping
Chapter 6 ~ The Secret to Hotel Discounts
Chapter 7 ~ Better Than Free Airfare
Chapter 8 ~ The Top Travel Books
Chapter 9 ~ Practical Travel Maps
Chapter 10 ~ Clothes in Your Carry-On
Chapter 11 ~ Toiletry Case Packing
Chapter 12 ~ Low-Tech Travel
Chapter 13 ~ Bring Your Own Food
Chapter 14 ~ All-Inclusive Holidays
Chapter 15 ~ Find the Best Airplane Seats
Chapter 16 ~ In-Flight Comfort
Chapter 17 ~ Family Seating Onboard
Chapter 18 ~ Low Cost Transportation
Chapter 19 ~ Discount Eats & Treats
Chapter 20 ~ Local Food & Drinks
Chapter 21 ~ Lose Weight on Vacation
Chapter 22 ~ Fly Below the Radar
Chapter 23 ~ Health & Medical Emergencies
Chapter 24 ~ Arrest & Detention in a Foreign Country
Chapter 25 ~ Travel, Fire & Hotel Safety
Chapter 26 ~ Travel with Partners & Friends
Ultimate Travel Checklist
Links to Online Resources
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About The Author
CHAPTER 1 ~HOW TO PICK THE PERFECT DESTINATION
I used to spend hours poring over flight schedules every month deciding where to fly. So many choices, so little time. I finally developed a three-question technique to speed up the process. Did I need a specific day/days off for a must-attend event? Was there somewhere I wanted to shop? How early was I willing to get out of bed, (a 7:00 a.m. wake-up call in London equalled a 2:00 a.m. wake-up call at home) and how late did I want to arrive back at base?
Starting your vacation search can be a bit daunting too. Do you begin by focusing on the cost of the trip? Are the departure and arrival dates of primary importance? What do you really want from your holiday?
I modified my work selection technique – days off, shopping and departure/arrival/ times - to help me decide where to vacation. Here are the three most important questions you should ask before planning your next trip.
WHAT DO I NEED FROM THIS HOLIDAY?
If you’re seeking stress relief or an escape from the hustle of daily life, then a visit to London or Hong Kong might not provide the respite you need. If you’re a big city fan, though, you can stay on the outskirts of town and avoid rush-hour traffic. Search out lesser-known attractions, like the Marmottan Museum as opposed to the Louvre in Paris or the Wallace Collection instead of the Victoria and Albert in London. You might want to choose smaller cities, like Lyon