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    How To Date A Corpse
    How To Date A Corpse
    How To Date A Corpse
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    How To Date A Corpse

    By Eduard Joseph

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    Ever wanted someone you can't have? Why not turn them into a zombie for your own pleasure?
    That is exactly what Carrie and her friend Justin do in this hilarious new book about getting what you want and dealing with the consequences

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherEduard Joseph
    Release dateSep 10, 2013
    ISBN9781301249237
    How To Date A Corpse
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    Eduard Joseph

    Eduard Joseph lives in Cape Town South Africa and has been writing since a young age. His first book "Freaks want love too" was rejected by numerous publishers in 2005.In 2013 he decided to go the self-publishing route and his first novel hit online stores. It was a success on Amazon.com until it was removed by the author due to royalty issues.Eduard Joseph loves writing what's in his heart, and thus writes about anything from romance, comedy, horror and suspense.His latest novella, The Mandela Effect, tells the story about Stephen who unravels the biggest secret in human history and the truth behind false memories in a thrilling mystery setting.

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