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    Your Idols & Everyday Events

    By Ryan Stabile

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    About this ebook

    Your Idols & Everyday Events is a collection of poems and photos about famous people from every era performing mundane tasks. Hilarity ensues.

    Ever wonder how those famous icons throughout history, throughout fiction, throughout the world over go about doing menial tasks? Neither has anyone else, until now. This collection of quirky, shameless, and insightful prose retells the brief accounts of the not so important moments in the lives of important people.

    YOUR IDOLS & EVERYDAY EVENTS documents the humorous and harrowing endeavors undertaken by individuals an indolent society has come to idolize. This book will have you laughing out loud with lingering navel-gazing. Steeped in metaphor and allegory, this series of impromptu prose challenges pre-conceived notions with witty flare and zany guile.

    YOUR IDOLS & EVERYDAY EVENTS is the perfect coffee table book that everyone should own!

    #YINEE

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRyan Stabile
    Release dateFeb 24, 2015
    ISBN9781310495786
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    Your Idols & Everyday Events
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    Ryan Stabile

    Ryan Stable is a publisher, digital marketing authority, motivational speaker, and the bestselling author of the Small Business Digital Marketing Essentials series, the Author's Guide series, the Blood of Legends series, L.A. Downbeat, and over 30 other titles.His small press publishing agency, Words Are Swords Publishing, was founded in 2014 to help talented authors turn exceptional writing into a lifetime career by providing turnkey publishing, book marketing, and author publicity solutions. Find out what your book marketing strategy is missing at www.wordsareswordspublishing.comDownload 250+ of the Best Premium WordPress Plugins for Authors: www.subscribepage.com/bestfreewordpresspluginsSubscribe to the Advanced Book Marketing Strategies Newsletter at http://www.ryanstabile.comSee all published books at https://www.amazon.com/author/ryanstabile

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