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Jewish Wit and Wisdom
Oleh Dover Publications
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"It's no disgrace to be poor," observed Sholom Aleichem, "but it's no great honor, either." "Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city," remarked George Burns, while Marc Chagall noted that "Art is the unceasing effort to compete with the beauty of flowers and never succeeding." These and many more classic examples of Jewish wit and wisdom — sometimes hilarious, frequently profound, almost always incisive — enliven the pages of this entertaining and practical little volume.
Some 500 aphorisms include observations and remarks from statesmen, writers, artist, philosophers, jurists, musicians, and celebrities — from the prophets of the Old Testament, the Talmud, and Maimonides to Joey Adams, Barbra Streisand, and Woody Allen. Here also are memorable quotes from Louis Brandeis, Martin Buber, Fanny Brice, Heinrich Heine, Sam Goldwyn, Golda Meir, Karl Marx, Groucho Marx, Herman Mankiewicz, Albert Einstein, and many others.
Arranged alphabetically by author, these thought-provoking pronouncements will not only serve as a handy resource for speech writers and public speakers but will also amuse and inspire all readers.
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Jewish Wit and Wisdom
Oleh Dover Publications
Deskripsi
"It's no disgrace to be poor," observed Sholom Aleichem, "but it's no great honor, either." "Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city," remarked George Burns, while Marc Chagall noted that "Art is the unceasing effort to compete with the beauty of flowers and never succeeding." These and many more classic examples of Jewish wit and wisdom — sometimes hilarious, frequently profound, almost always incisive — enliven the pages of this entertaining and practical little volume.
Some 500 aphorisms include observations and remarks from statesmen, writers, artist, philosophers, jurists, musicians, and celebrities — from the prophets of the Old Testament, the Talmud, and Maimonides to Joey Adams, Barbra Streisand, and Woody Allen. Here also are memorable quotes from Louis Brandeis, Martin Buber, Fanny Brice, Heinrich Heine, Sam Goldwyn, Golda Meir, Karl Marx, Groucho Marx, Herman Mankiewicz, Albert Einstein, and many others.
Arranged alphabetically by author, these thought-provoking pronouncements will not only serve as a handy resource for speech writers and public speakers but will also amuse and inspire all readers.
- Penerbit:
- Dover Publications
- Dirilis:
- Oct 3, 2012
- ISBN:
- 9780486110141
- Format:
- Buku
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Jewish Wit and Wisdom
DOVER THRIFT EDITIONS
GENERAL EDITOR: PAUL NEGRI
Copyright
Copyright © 2001 by Dover Publications, Inc.
All rights reserved under Pan American and International Copyright Conventions.
Published in Canada by General Publishing Company, Ltd., 895 Don Mills Road, 400-2 Park Centre, Toronto, Ontario M3C 1W3.
Published in the United Kingdom by David & Charles, Brunel House, Forde Close, Newton Abbot, Devon TQ12 4PU.
Bibliographical Note
Jewish Wit and Wisdom is a new work, first published by Dover Publications, Inc., in 2001.
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Jewish wit and wisdom / edited by Herb Galewitz.
p. cm.
9780486110141
1. Jewish wit and humor. I. Galewitz, Herb.
PN6231.J5 J48 2001
808.88’2’089924 — dc21
2001032358
Manufactured in the United States of America
Dover Publications, Inc., 31 East 2nd Street, Mineola, N.Y. 11501
Table of Contents
Title Page
Copyright Page
DOVER THRIFT EDITIONS
The best you get is an even break.
The best part of the fiction in many novels is the notice that the characters are all purely imaginary.
Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
Count that day won when, turning on its axis, this earth imposes no additional taxes.
FRANKLIN PIERCE ADAMS
The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money.
If you want to feel important, go on a diet.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.
JOEY ADAMS
A house is not a home.
POLLY ADLER
A woman can be evaluated by her cooking, her dressing — and her husband.
If you don’t eat garlic, they’ll never smell it on your breath.
Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.
Adam was the luckiest man: he had no mother-in-law.
If you want to live forever . . . move to our town of Kasrilevka [a town where everyone is poor]. There you can never die, because since Kasrilevka has been a town, no rich man has ever died there.
It’s no disgrace to be poor, but it’s no great honor, either.
A kind word is no substitute for a piece of herring or a bag of oats.
The real Jewish Question
is this: From what can a Jew earn a living?
Even if the kugel doesn’t quite work out, you still have the noodles.
I have a wife, you have a wife, we all have wives, we’ve had a taste of paradise, we know what it means to be married.
As we say on Yom Kippur, the Lord decides who will ride on horseback and who will crawl on foot. The main thing is — hope!
SHOLOM ALEICHEM
Change means movement, movement means friction, friction means heat, and heat means controversy. The only place where there is no friction is outer space or a seminar on political action.
SAUL ALINSKY
But it turns out in New York State they have a very funny law that says you can’t get a divorce unless you can prove adultery, and that’s very
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