Adventures in Dating: Zipper Questions
By Jesse Maeda
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Newly single after ten years of long term relationships, one man ventures into uncharted dating territory in search of his one 'fish in the sea'. Witty and self-defacing, he details every precarious adventure with brutal honesty and humor. From fleeing hotel rooms, to drunk-dialing his boss's wife, the words fly off the page in this collection of short stories.
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