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    A Very Merry Guinea Dog
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    A Very Merry Guinea Dog

    By Patrick Jennings

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    Rufus's first Christmas with Fido, the guinea pig that acts like a dog, is not what he expected. Shredded wrapping paper, opened presents, a toppled Christmas tree are only some of the ingredients, but the main one is humor.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLerner Publishing
    Release dateJan 1, 2011
    ISBN9781512406061
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    A Very Merry Guinea Dog
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    Patrick Jennings

    Patrick Jennings grew up in a small town in Indiana, where there were no wild, lethally venomous snakes. His family then moved to rural Arizona, where lived many, including seventeen varieties of rattlesnake. Patrick got seriously freaked out. He now lives on the Olympic Peninsula, where there are scarcely any wild, lethally venomous snakes. We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes is his fourteenth book for young readers.

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