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    Get Out of My Kitchen
    Get Out of My Kitchen
    Get Out of My Kitchen
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    Get Out of My Kitchen

    By Joei Carlton Hossack

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    Gold Trail RV Park, located on highway 97 at the north end of Clinton, is in the centre of British Columbia. It has 34 RV parking spots, simple services like water, electric and sewer, and an open-air restaurant with a nightly all-you-can-eat barbecue. Micheal is the most outrageous chef and the reason you are not permitted to bring guns into Canada. The stories centre around Gold Trail and Micheal.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJoei Carlton Hossack
    Release dateApr 8, 2016
    ISBN9781311570932
    Get Out of My Kitchen
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    Joei Carlton Hossack

    Joei Carlton Hossack is the author of 6 main stream travel books and produces her own line of books called Mini Reads. She is an entertaining and inspirational speaker, a travel-writing and memoir-writing teacher and an amateur photographer. She was born in Montreal and has traveled extensively. She has spent 25 years as an RVer and when not traveling she resides in British Columbia.

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      Get Out of My Kitchen - Joei Carlton Hossack

      Get Out of My Kitchen

      By: Joei Carlton Hossack

      Surrey, British Columbia

      Inspiration for the book:

      Micheal C. Dier

      All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical including photocopy or any information storage or retrieval system, without written permission from the publisher, except for a reviewer who may quote brief passages.

      COPYRIGHT: August, 2015 Joei Carlton Hossack

      e-Book Edition: 9781311570932

      Other books by the same author:

      Restless from the Start

      Everyone’s Dream Everyone’s Nightmare

      Kiss This Florida, I’m Outta Here

      Alaska Bound and Gagged

      A Million Miles from Home

      Free Spirit – Born to Wander

      Chasing the Lost Dream

      Mini Reads:

      How I Lost 3 Pounds in 30 Years

      Down on the Farm

      Morocco – Without a Pit to Hiss In

      Stuck in Grease Greece

      e-Books

      Available at www.Smashwords.com/profile/view/JoeiCarltonHossack

      Everyone’s Dream Everyone’s Nightmare

      Kiss This Florida, I’m Outta Here

      Alaska Bound and Gagged

      A Million Miles from Home

      Free Spirit – Born to Wander

      My Life in Ruins

      Czeching Out – The Search for Franz Kafka

      The Turquoise Coast

      How I Lost 3 Pounds in 30 Years

      Down on the Farm

      Morocco – Without a Pit to Hiss In

      Stuck in Grease Greece

      Dedication Page:

      Get Out of my Kitchen

      Dedicated to all the campers, and there were many, and to the regular local foodies, who stopped at Gold Trail RV Park to visit. They made my summer a rip, roaring success. Also dedicated to Micheal for the wonderful invitation that led to the rip, roaring successful summer. Thank you all.

      Joei Carlton Hossack

      Dedicated to Anna, my Filipina wife:

      Thank you for a life of adventure

      Micheal C. Dier

      Murder at Gold Trail

      Micheal greeted me with aren’t you back a day early?

      Without mincing words and somewhat anxious to tell the story to someone who

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