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    The Letters We Couldn't Print Vol 2
    The Letters We Couldn't Print Vol 2
    The Letters We Couldn't Print Vol 2
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    The Letters We Couldn't Print Vol 2

    By Bernard Morris

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    A collection of 100 letters that the editor of a well known tabloid UK newspaper found unsuitable for publication. Vol 2. You'll laugh yourself silly!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBernard Morris
    Release dateJun 5, 2017
    ISBN9788826448176
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      The Letters We Couldn't Print Vol 2 - Bernard Morris

      THE LETTERS WE

      COULDN’T PRINT

      Vol 2

      Bernard Morris

      © 2012 Bernard Morris

      First Edition

      The author asserts the moral right under the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988 to be identified as the author of this work. All Rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrievable system, or transmitted, in any form or by any means without the prior written consent of the author, nor be otherwise circulated in any form of binding or cover other than that in which it is published and without a similar condition being imposed on the subsequent purchaser.

      Cover Image by skutin/yaymicro.com

      Dear Readers,

      We know you buy and love to read The Sin every day. It is known throughout the world as a publication which specialises in topless girls and the salacious escapades of horny footballers.

      You also know what we stand for. We’re against Europe. We’re against immigrants. We’re against homosexuals. We’re for making lots of money.

      It is these things which make us the family-friendly Voice of the Nation. A strong commitment to making Australian geriatrics extremely wealthy.

      Despite this commitment to the basic democratic and decent values which make our nation Great we know that there are some amongst our readership who are, frankly speaking, bonkers. These unfortunates have taken the opportunity, many times, to write to The Sin to express their views. There is no possible way we could print these letters in our hallowed pages, but we do feel that they deserve to

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