Sorry I Humped Your Leg: (and Other Letters from Dogs Who Love Too Much)
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Gronk apologizes for his passion, but he honestly thought humping your leg would bring you closer. Ladybug just wants to help you with your nature photography, so she selflessly alerts you to any nearby skunks. Truman was just trying to help you save face when he licked the carving board at Thanksgiving—the embarrassment of a leaky turkey would surely bring you nothing but shame for years. He does taste the tarragon.
Sorry I Humped Your Leg contains letters from well-meaning pooches who go above and beyond for you. From escaping every enclosure you can dream up in order to spend more time together to helpfully licking the toilet bowl clean, these pups aim to please.
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Sorry I Humped Your Leg - Jeremy Greenberg
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blankFor Pursey, Estee, Seymour, Sophie,
Ms. Cate, Lewis, Dagny, Dobie,
and warmest of all, Uno.
Dear Pack Leader in a Paw Print–Covered Parka,
To answer your question, No, Ladybug is not locked up.
Ladybug’s love for Pack Leader is no match for any backyard fence. Your love must be just as strong or you wouldn’t have stacked the firewood next to the fence at the perfect basset hound–escape angle. Are we going skiing? Put me in your backpack so I can guard the beef jerky. Are you trying to photograph wildlife? I promise to bark at even the slightest noise so the animals know where to come get their pictures taken. Don’t let the