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    Ain't Nothing Like Being Married to an Old, Elderly Man
    Ain't Nothing Like Being Married to an Old, Elderly Man
    Ain't Nothing Like Being Married to an Old, Elderly Man
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    Ain't Nothing Like Being Married to an Old, Elderly Man

    By Melody Davidson

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    Aint nothing like being married to an elderly man. Written for single and married women. Mental and physical abused women. Women of all races and background. It is a resource for knowledge of the Do and Donts of a relationship and or marriage.
    Used as a reference book, it offers my readers facts and information. This book is a hard core, no hold barred. Although this womens book can be enjoyed by anyone, including single and married men, it was specifically written for adult woman that seeks a relationship with elderly men.
    As you probably know, more than 50 million women in and out of the United States have dealt with a marriage for all the wrong reasons. These women too often accept the abuse simply because of a lack of knowledge.
    Having low self-esteem, women fail to realize they are Queens. Women deserve to be respected. Although other books, such as, Women Beatings through the Eyes of the Abuser, have tried to provide information, the book usually lack a womans point of view.
    (What abuse woman really wants to get information from the abuser himself?) And none of the books uses the hard core approach an approach that has revolutionized the way I see women as part of my own family.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAuthorHouse
    Release dateMay 26, 2011
    ISBN9781463409128
    Ain't Nothing Like Being Married to an Old, Elderly Man
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    Melody Davidson

    “About the Author” Melody Davidson lives in Kansas City, Kansas. But I represent my hometown, St. Louis, Missouri. I have three beautiful children and three beautiful grand kids. I am 41 years old, my husband is 69. I am a screenwriter, I have written five feature films. I’m still in the process of looking for an agent and or producer.

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      Ain't Nothing Like Being Married to an Old, Elderly Man - Melody Davidson

      Ain’t Nothing

      Like Being Married

      to an Old, Elderly Man

      Melody Davidson

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      AuthorHouse™

      1663 Liberty Drive

      Bloomington, IN 47403

      www.authorhouse.com

      Phone: 1-800-839-8640

      © 2011 by Melody Davidson. All rights reserved.

      No part of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted by any means without the written permission of the author.

      First published by AuthorHouse 06/16/2011

      ISBN: 978-1-4634-0914-2 (sc)

      ISBN: 978-1-4634-0913-5 (dj)

      ISBN: 978-1-4634-0912-8 (ebk)

      Library of Congress Control Number: 2011908342

      Printed in the United States of America

      Any people depicted in stock imagery provided by Thinkstock are models, and such images are being used for illustrative purposes only.

      Certain stock imagery © Thinkstock.

      Because of the dynamic nature of the Internet, any web addresses or links contained in this book may have changed since publication and may no longer be valid. The views expressed in this work are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of the publisher, and the publisher hereby disclaims any responsibility for them.

      Contents

      Dedications

      Chapter One

      What you doing talking to young girls?

      Chapter Two

      The sex is like no other

      Chapter Three

      Who is this old man?

      Chapter Four

      Young dummy,

      will you take an old fool like me to be your husband?

      Chapter Five

      Hey dummy,

      leave your house and come live in my house

      Chapter Six

      What you mean your house not paid off?

      Chapter Seven

      You got me going in circles

      Chapter Eight

      Oh my gosh, could my husband be gay?

      Chapter Nine

      No he didn’t just spit on me

      Chapter Ten

      Sex is over

      Chapter Eleven

      No he didn’t just give this bitch a ride in our truck

      Chapter Twelve

      You purchased another house without my name on it

      Chapter Thirteen

      This is bullshit

      Chapter Fourteen

      How could you be so selfish and jealous?

      Chapter Fifteen

      What you mean you hate me?

      Chapter Sixteen

      Could I be sprung, or do I feel sorry for my husband?

      Chapter Seventeen

      I’m sorry, but this house smell like stank.

      Chapter Eighteen

      How long are you going to be stupid?

      Chapter Nineteen

      Damn, I feel sick. Will he outlive me?

      Chapter Twenty

      Oxygen Tank

      Chapter Twenty One

      I lost my job working for the government

      Chapter Twenty Two

      Yeah, you a dumb bitch

      if you think I’m leaving you anything

      Chapter Twenty Three

      Why do you like to argue with me?

      Chapter Twenty Four

      Welcome to the good life

      Chapter Twenty Five

      Pimpin ain’t easy

      Chapter Twenty Six

      I’m going to St. Louis, I be right back

      Chapter Twenty Seven

      I thought you told this old ass woman,

      not to call the house?

      Chapter Twenty Eight

      Revenge is sweet

      Chapter Twenty Nine

      Attention all you zeros, leave me alone.

      Chapter Thirty

      SCHIZOPHRENIA

      Epilogue

      About the Author

      Dedications

      This book is dedicated to a damn fool.

      This book is no holds barred, I apologize for all the strong language, but I have to keep it real. And I’m pissed off.

      Thank you,

      I would like to thank my old ass husband for basically treating me like shit. Thank you for showing me all the do’s and don’t’s when I become your age. Being married to you was like living in a fucking hell hole. I wouldn’t recommend a marriage like the one we have to my worst enemy.

      Thank you my beloved husband for teaching my dumb ass very well.

      I love you too,

      Chapter One

      What you doing talking to young girls?

      Damn, be careful of what you ask for, you just might get it. Well, I used to ask GOD to please send me a good man. I needed a man who could settle my hot ass down. I was so tired of being with different guys. I could never run across that perfect match for me. When I asked GOD to send me someone, I didn’t go into details of the perfect man. I didn’t specifically say he should be dark or white or what have you. Tall, short, old, young, rich, or poor. So, I believe I got just what I asked for. Please be very careful when talking to GOD. Make sure you go into exact details. Stop, think, meditate, be sure, then ask.

      My kids father and I, we all moved from Minnesota to Kansas. We were not married, but we lived together. Anyway, we lived in the ghetto. Driving ghetto Benzez and BMWs. Even though we lived in a section eight house, we lived ghetto fuckin fabulous. That man kept money in my pocket. I just didn’t love him the right way. I did it all wrong. You see, when you go into something the wrong way, nine times out of ten, you will come out the same. We only lived together for the sake of our children. We lived a fraudulent life, did a lot of nigga shit.

      One day, I was driving my kids to school and I would always see this same old looking Cadillac behind me. This went on for two weeks. I finally got tired and a little scared. I pulled over to see if the Cadillac would pass me. Little did I know, the Cadillac pulled right behind me and stopped. So I yelled at him saying, why are you stalking me? All of a sudden, I see this old ass short man get out of his car, approaching my Mercedes Benz. Now mind you, its about 7:00 a.m. This old ass man was talking big pimpin shit. Yeah baby you going to be mine. I want you. I want to get to know you. Can I buy you dinner sometimes?

      You know how some of us black folks still kinda sleep while we are dropping off

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