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    The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1.
    The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1.
    The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1.
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    The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1.

    By Brian Boone and Amanda Brack

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    Muggle world got you down? Dark Lord actively trying to end you? Horcrux fell into the abyss that is between your couch cushions? Need some laughter but haven’t learned the tickling charm yet? Don’t worry; The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book is here to relieve some of the daily stresses that accompany a life of witchcraft and wizardry. “Tom” Riddles, knock-knock jokes, and plenty of puns:
    • How did Ron gas up the flying car?... ”Expecto petroleum!”
    • How does a Quidditch newbie function?... By winging it!
    • What kind of drink do magical parrots like?... Pollyjuice!
    • What’s a Thestral’s favorite day of the week?... Flyday!
    ​For fans of the Harry Potter series, this gut-busting compendium of charming and magical quips pokes fun at some of your favorite characters and scenes from the books and movies. The jokes highlight some of the major characters, including Harry, Hermione, Ron, Hagrid, Dumbledore, and Voldemort, as well as many magical elements from the wizard world!

    Featuring hundreds of jokes and more than fifty fantastic illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun and clean humor for readers and fans of the bestselling series.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSky Pony
    Release dateOct 10, 2017
    ISBN9781510729384
    The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1.
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    Brian Boone

    Brian Boone is an editor and writer for the bestselling Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader line of trivia and humor books. He wrote I Love Rock n’ Roll (Except When I Hate It) and coauthored American Inventions: Big Ideas That Changed Modern Life and How to Make Paper Airplanes. He has contributed to How Stuff Works, Barnes & Noble Reads, McSweeney’s, Splitsider, Someecards, The Onion, Adult Swim, and Funny or Die. He lives in Oregon with his family.

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    The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter - Brian Boone

    Introduction

    Like millions of other lucky readers, you’ve likely been completely enchanted by the wizarding world developed by J.K. Rowling over the course of seven classic Harry Potter novels. And who can blame you? It’s a marvelous place full of action, adventure, spells, potions, hexes, amazing creatures, and magical places—like Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry—where absolutely anything is possible.

    You’ve probably got your own magic wand; you know which Hogwarts house you’ve been sorted into, and you may even have your patronus figured out. In short, you’re a hardcore Potterhead. And now it’s time to laugh it up with The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book. While Rowling’s books—and the great movies made from them—are completely engrossing, the one thing they’re not is laugh-out-loud funny. Here’s where we bring the magic. The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book is fuller than Dumbledore’s Pensieve, loaded with hundreds of jokes that poke a little fun at wizards, witches, Hogwarts, Voldemort, Ron, Hermione, Snape, Hagrid, and, of course, the Boy Who Lived himself. Quidditch quips? Score! Slytherin sillies and Ravenclaw ha-ha’s? Huzzah! Cracks at the expense of He Who Must Not Be Named? Always.

    One thing is for sure: with The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book, you can expecto laughs.

    CHAPTER 1

    HARRY, HERMIONE, RON, AND OTHER STUDENTS OF MAGIC

    Q.  What did Harry and Ron have in common when they met?

    A.  One had a scar, and the other had Scabbers.

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    Q.  Where do Hermione’s parents live?

    A.  Back home on the Grange!

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    Q.  Do you know what Hermione’s patronus is?

    A.  Well, you otter.

    Q.  Do you know what Ron’s patronus is then?

    A.  It would be terrier if you didn’t!

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    Q.  Why did Harry move?

    A.  He didn’t like the cabinets.

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    Q.  What do wizards and fish have in common?

    A.  They hang out in schools.

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    Q.  Why did Draco avoid Hermione the first time they met?

    A.  His parents told him to never talk to Grangers.

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    Q.  What do you get when you cross a Ravenclaw with the infirmary?

    A.  Ill-literacy

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    Q.  What’s a Slytherin’s favorite subject?

    A.  Hissssstory.

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    Q.  Why are Slytherin’s house colors green and black?

    A.  Because red and gold were already taken!

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    Q.  Why are Gryffindor’s house colors red and gold?

    A.  Because red and pink don’t look very good together.

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    Q.  Did you hear about Percy Weasley?

    A.  His mother said he was the perfect prefect!

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    Q.  Why was Hermione such a good student?

    A.  Where there’s a quill, there’s a way!

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    Q.  Why did Ron have such a hard time studying?

    A.  He lacked hocus focus.

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    Q.  Did you hear about the first-year who returned his house tie?

    A.  He said it was too tight.

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    Q.  Where does Harry Potter buy furniture?

    A.  At the Harry Pottery Barn.

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    Q.  What do Marauders do at night when everybody’s tired?

    A.  They take a Map!

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    Q.  Where do Hogwarts students leave their complaints?

    A.  In the Goblet of Ire.

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    Q.  What’s the one class Hogwarts somehow doesn’t have?

    A.  Spelling.

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    Q.  How are new students like birds?

    A.  They have to learn Flying.

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    Q.  How does Harry’s best friend get his exercise?

    A.  He Rons.

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    Q.  Why didn’t Harry like the Triwizard Tournament?

    A.  It was dragon on and on.

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    Q.  What do you call a star pupil in Professor Sprout’s class?

    A.  Herb.

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    Q.  What do a potions pot and Harry’s best friend have in common?

    A.  They’re both cauldron.

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    Q.  Once again, Draco’s plan to get Potter was ruined.

    A.  He was Malfoyled!

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    Q.  How do the Malfoys

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