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Fart Book: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper! Banger! Farting Is Funny Comic Illustration Books For Kids With Short Moral Stories For Children (Volume 1 Part 2): Fart Book Series

Fart Book: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper! Banger! Farting Is Funny Comic Illustration Books For Kids With Short Moral Stories For Children (Volume 1 Part 2): Fart Book Series

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Fart Book: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper! Banger! Farting Is Funny Comic Illustration Books For Kids With Short Moral Stories For Children (Volume 1 Part 2): Fart Book Series

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71 pages
44 minutes
Penerbit:
Dirilis:
Jun 26, 2019
ISBN:
9781386790518
Format:
Buku

Deskripsi

Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler...or simply can't resist impressing your friends every now and then with a face-melting fart...you'll laugh out loud at this hilarious book with many amazing illustrations.

You (& Your Kids) Will Laugh Out Loud!

Learn from the master of bottom-burping disaster himself - El Ninjo - as he demonstrates all  different kinds of farts (and the perfect situations to use them to your stinky advantage) like these:

The Gas Eruption In The Chicken Coop
The Hand Stinker
The Marshmallow Shooter
and many more steamy bean blowing fart episodes

WARNING: Don't forget to check your pants after you finish "The Fart Book"...because you'll laugh so hard for the rest of the day and a fart accident might just happen to yourself!

Get your copy today and enjoy some fun family time together with your kids.

Penerbit:
Dirilis:
Jun 26, 2019
ISBN:
9781386790518
Format:
Buku

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Fart Book - El Ninjo

Releases.....................................................................................................101

Gas Eruption In The Chicken Coop

THE NEXT ONE DOES NOT involve the human kind but another type of funny looking and truly annoying cage animals that live in our backyard.

You might be asking why I am taking my emotions out on them? I am all for animal friends, but unfortunately I do not consider these poultry animals my friends.

Not only is their cackle going on my nerves, but I am also loosing some valuable sleep over their loud screaming in the morning.

My family is thinking that fresh and natural laid eggs are more healthy and good for them. I am thinking that they are over-rating this green health trend to an extremely exaggerated limit.

After all the world did not come down in December of 2012 like Nostradamus predicted.

This whole hen, chicken, and rooster situation in the backyard is completely unneccessary.

I am thinking that this nonsense is only benefitting one kind of human being.

I do not believe these green world type of business men. They are painting the whole world in dark colors to create fear, horror, and panic.

People like Mom and Dad are believing in these nonsense type green finger products.

These are the same kind of business men who are inventing these ridiculous end of the world, survival, and

off the grid type products like how to raise chickens in the backyard, how to make one's own electricity,

how to grow one's own tangy tomatoes, how to build one's own cave, how to can food, and all these other crappy self sufficient type of products that do not work.

My family believes in these crappy systems. Dad has spent a small fortune on these scams and his hard drive is full of survival type stuff.

I just can't believe how naive and stubborn Dad can be.

Instead of buying some quality dog food for me, Dad is just wasting everybody's time and his money.

Anyways, I do not want to boar you with these crappy nonsense products. I am just pissed off at Dad and his buying decisions.

Don't get me wrong I still love Dad and Mom, and I am praying for them because I am sure that one day they will find out the truth about these world ending and green energy scams.

Who wants to raise their own chickens in a world where everything is available at a push of a button?

Wake up family we are in the year 2013!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha - We are in 2012 and Mom and Dad are still raising chickens. What a joke!

Let's talk about change because my world does not include a ridiculous chicken coop or raising chickens and taste fresh nest eggs.

Seriously, the chicken and hen house situation is getting more and more ridiculous every day.

I do not give my seal of approval for this madness.

I will show you how I go about defending my rights like getting more sleep!

If your family is keeping other types of animals that live in cages like hamsters, rats, gerbils, mice, guinea

pigs, chinchillas, rabbits, ferrets, parakeets, iguanas, or cockatiels, you can primarily go ahead and apply the same strategies that I am going to show you here.

Don't you hate it when the poultry is waking you up in the middle of the night to say good morning? Who needs an egg at 5 o'clock in the morning?

Excuse me, but this backwards world has not a flying chance in my world.

I will now proceed to explain to you what you can do to stop the crazy chickens.

Slowly

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