13 x 7 = 28
COSTELLO:
No, no snookie dont. . dont
ABBOTT:
Aw, c'mon one doughnut
COSTELLO:
I haven't got enought. I can't
afford it. I've just baked 28 of
these things.
ABBOTT:
Well. . .
COSTELLO:
I mean. . after all, I've got
seven officers that I have to
feed and I've got just enough to
give them. . 13 a piece.
ABBOTT:
What? . .
COSTELLO:
13 a piece.
ABBOTT:
13 a piece?? Seven officers?
COSTELLO:
Yea!
ABBOTT:
Each gets 13? You've only got 28.
COSTELLO:
Yea, that's right I've got 28
doughtnuts 'n 7 . . 13. . 'n I
got to give it to them.
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2.
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ABBOTT:
Seven 13's are 28?
COSTELLO:
Yeah.
ABBOTT:
That's ridiculous. 7 times 4 is
28. . not 7 times 13.
COSTELLO:
7 times 4 is 28?
ABBOTT:
Sure
COSTELLO:
(Talking to Dizzy)
7 times 4 is 28. Must have went
to a cheap school
ABBOTT:
That's ridiculous
COSTELLO:
Com'here. .
(walking to blackboard)
ABBOTT:
What's a matter with you.
COSTELLO:
I've got this all figured out.
Look here.
ABBOTT:
You have?
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COSTELLO:
Yeah. I've figured it out myself.
ABBOTT:
Prove that to me.
COSTELLO:
(eracing board)
I'll prove it to ya. . dont
worry.
ABBOTT:
That's ridiculous
COSTELLO:
No it aint, no it aint.
ABBOTT:
Aw, come, come.
COSTELLO:
No it aint. It's not ridiculous
ABBOTT:
There's no sense to your
argument.
COSTELLO:
Is that so.
ABBOTT:
Go ahead.
COSTELLO:
You'll see.
ABBOTT:
That's right.
COSTELLO:
There's a 7. Now I'm going to
divide and prove it to ya. Now
. .28 doughnuts.
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ABBOTT:
28 doughnuts. Now wait a
minute. . you claim that 7 goes
into 28. . 13 times.
COSTELLO:
Uh.huh.
ABBOTT:
Prove it to me
COSTELLO:
Now 7 into 2.
ABBOTT:
What d'ya mean 7 in to 2?
COSTELLO:
7 will not go into 2 no matter
how much you try.
ABBOTT:
We know that.
COSTELLO:
You could not even push that big
7 into that little bit of 2.
ABBOTT:
Certainly not.
COSTELLO:
Therefore we can't use the 2.
ABBOTT:
What are you going to do with it?
COSTELLO:
I'm going to let Dizzy hold it
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ABBOTT:
What is this all about?
COSTELLO:
Now, 7 into 8
COSTELLO:
Now, were going to carry the 7.
ABBOTT:
Carry the 7.
COSTELLO:
Now carry the 7.
ABBOTT:
So carry it.
COSTELLO:
It's getting a little heavy. .
so I'll put it right down there.
7 from 8 . .
COSTELLO:
Now, a minute ago. . .We didn't
use the two.
ABBOTT:
What do you mean?
COSTELLO:
I'm going to use it now.
ABBOTT:
Use it?
COSTELLO:
Dizzy. Give me back the two.
Thanks. hehe. Put it right
down there.
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ABBOTT:
So?
COSTELLO:
See. Now, 7 into 21?
COSTELLO:
7 . . 28. . .13
ABBOTT:
Aw, now wait a minute. Come
here. Did you ever go to school,
stupid.
COSTELLO:
Yeah. . and I came out the same
way.
ABBOTT:
Nevermind that. Multiply this.
Put down 13 up there.
COSTELLO:
Put down 13?
ABBOTT:
Yes. Now you claim that each
officer gets 13 doughnuts?
COSTELLO:
(mumbles)
ABBOTT:
Now, wait a minute. There are 7
officers? Put down 7.
COSTELLO:
7
ABBOTT:
Now draw a line.
COSTELLO:
Sure.
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7.
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ABBOTT:
Now.. . 7 times 13 is what?
COSTELLO:
28
ABBOTT:
Prove it.
COSTELLO:
7 times 3?
ABBOTT:
21
COSTELLO:
7 times 1?
ABBOTT:
7
COSTELLO:
7 and 1?
ABBOTT:
8
COSTELLO:
2
ABBOTT:
Aw. . no. come on.
COSTELLO:
It comes out right every udda
time.
ABBOTT:
Well, it shouldn't come out
right.
COSTELLO:
It's gotta come out right or I
go into the brig. That I now.
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ABBOTT:
Just a minute. Just a minute.
Here. We add this up. Put down
13 seven times.
COSTELLO:
Okay
ABBOTT:
We'll add it up . .that'll
straighten this out.
ABBOTT:
No no. . wait. wait. wait a
minute.
COSTELLO:
Oh. . I forgot Dynamite.
ABBOTT:
Yes
COSTELLO:
Oh. . I don't want to forget
Dyanmite.
ABBOTT:
No. There are seven officers.
Now we're getting it. Now you
claim all this added up amounts
to what?
COSTELLO:
28
ABBOTT:
Now give me the chalk.
COSTELLO:
No. If you take it, it's liable
to come out right.
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9.
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ABBOTT:
Sure. . sure. There's
something wrong. yes.
COSTELLO:
22...23...24...25..26..27..28!
ABBOTT:
Aw!
COSTELLO:
See?