Sam: Hello, Hello, What up yo! Make some noise... or not. Mika: Whats going on, SHSians?

Im your girl, Nikki Minaj Sam: And I am your extra terrestrial friend, the Martian. Mika: Were here to get you started on who you should vote, because if you dont, Im gonna.. Sam: Easy Nikki. Now are you humans ready to meet them celebrity guests we have for you tonight? Mika: Wait, I thought I was the special guest? Sam: Nope. Sorry. Mika: Whatever. Anyway weve got the best artist the world has ever known. Sam: Maybe even out of this world. Mika: And theyre right here, right now, for you. Marty, will you please? Sam: Thank you, fellow alien... err I mean Nikki. So lets get started. First in line are 4 of the most talked about in shows like Entertainment News and Showbiz Central. How lucky can you get? She is the first REPRESENT campaigning for peace officer. Youve seen her in shows like Sonny with A Chance and Camp Rock. Mika: She just toured right here in Manila, and insisted to come here for her rocking performance. Please welcome, Maan Magbojos! Sam: Thank you, Maan. Mika: Next will surely rip your heart out. Sam: Literally? Mika: Of course not. This guy is the full set. Sam: Oh I know who. You will know him for his popular boy band, One Direction! And also for his look-a-like in the 4th year batch, right Von?

Mika: Feast your eyes on our next peace officer, Brix Galamay. Sam: Thank you, Brix. Oh, I smell Hollywood celebrity. Mika: Thats right E.T. Shes here, famous for diamonds in the sky, and finding love in a hopeless place. She is beautiful, just like me. Sam: Okay... Youre gonna love who youll see today. Mika: Give a round for our third candidate, Christine Salcedo. Sam: Thank you, CJ. And finally, to wrap it all up, a youtube sensation. Mika: Ever heard of Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday? Sam: Oh dear, shes here? You are in for a treat, she may be pretty but her voice... ehhh... But she is here, and she shall be. Please welcome our final candidate, Hazel Hernandez. Mika: Thank you, Hazel. Wow so much celebrities! Sam: Oh theres more. Mika: You bet. Thats just a tablespoon full of the people youre about to see. Sam: Yes, it sure is. Here is our next candidate. She is famous for her signature red lips and beautiful voice. Her songs are moving and have struck the hearts of every teenage girl. Songs like You belong with Me and Teardrops on my Guitar. She is gonna make your heart sing. Mika: She may have lots of exes, but she has her share of checks too. Please welcome our Bus Man or should I say Business Manager, Bianca Casaclang. Sam: Thanks you Bianca, good thing Kanye aint here to interrupt. Mika: And heres another blondie. Girls get ready. His angelic voice has reached far corners of Earth, and rocked the worlds of many teens. Sam: You know him for... You know you love me... or even... That should be me...

Mika: Stop singing, E.T. Anyway give a round of applause for our very own Public Relations Officer, Miggy Divinagracia! Sam: Baby, baby, baby Oh Thank you Miggy! Mika: E.T. A pinoy celebrity! Sam: Woooh Kabayan! Mika: This guy you might know for reaching high pitches and still sounds good. We are proud that he is one with our blood, and that he was proud of it too. Known for his signature fedora and piano playing mastery, he is one to look out for. Sam: Especially now, he is a candidate for auditor, so give a big hand to Oh Yeah Yeah Gabriel Afuang! Mika: Thank you, Gabriel! Sam: Are you ready to get psyched out by this next candidate? Mika: What do you mean? Sam: Youre gonna be surprised at who will stand on stage today. Hes known for his killer moves and a powerful voice to be reckoned with. He became the inspiration of many generations and has become an advocate to the Music industry. And then he died. But Hes alive again, for you, and for all; please welcome back to the world of the living, our Asst. Sec. Treas. Candidate, Jed Azur. Mika: Thank you Jed Azur for being alive again. And now we reached this part of the campaign where the big dogs are introduced. Each with an important position to handle, very hard positions they are. And these people were chosen to go, fight, and win it. Sam: We will now introduce to you the Maroon 3, the other members did not come due to obvious reasons, but they are here. Thats whats important! The first member is a part of the band that plays Treasurer; lets hope she stays on beat in collecting and allocating money. Please welcome Roanne Morana!

Mika: Thank you Roanne! Now the second member of the band plays Secretary, can she keep note of everything that happens? Is she willing enough to play this song that requires responsibility all through out? Yes she can, and believe that she can, because here she is, ready, Miss Angela Martin! Sam: Thank you Angela! Now heres our lead, or can he lead? Can he sing the right note to discipline his adoring fans, or is he just a wannabe trying his luck. No he is not, he is a tower, and he can probably lift this heavy weight of intensity with his little finger. Please give a round for Party Partys candidate for vice presidency, our very own Victor Tirona! Mika: Thank you Victor! E.T., I realized that we are being too serious. Sam: Youre right Nikki. Lets give our last Candidate the finest introduction of all. Mika: Alright, this is the moment you have all waiting for. The Main Event. The Entree. The Homerun. The VIP. The Masterpiece. The Prodigy. The Spectacle. Sam: The Pokmon Master. The Professional. The Romantic. The Feeble. The Vast. The Man with A Plan. The Gangnam Man. The Gentleman. Sabay: The President! Mika: Or is he? Can he Gangnam style his way to the top... Sam: Or just be a gentleman and let the others have it... Mika: Hes a fighter. And fight he shall, please welcome to the stage, the Incredible Marvin Sunglao! Sam: And that ends our campaigning. We hope you had decided that they should be the one to vote, and that you didnt just stare and didnt care. Mika: To finish things off, weve got a little surprise for you... one to remember us by. Sam: Once again, I am Sammy Arroyo and this here is Mika Grau. Mika: And be sure to vote Party Party, may you have a wonderful day.