alias a name that has been You are in love with Jennifer Garner and are
assumed temporarily constantly blogging about her television
shows under a false name.
assailant someone who attacks This is how the police officer described you
in the arrest report.
covenant an agreement between You have seen Raiders of the Lost Ark at
God and his people in least thirty times.
which God makes
certain promises and
requires certain
behavior
haggard showing the wearing You have grown weary of the Harry Potter
effects of overwork or movies generally and Hagrid specifically.
care or suffering
inspector a high ranking police You had a crush on Penny from Inspector
officer Gadget.
jeopardy a source of danger Alex Trebek jimmied open the lock to your
front door with a hunting knife.
massif a block of the earth's You dozed off watching The Hunt for Red
crust bounded by faults October on TBS last night, though you’re
and shifted to form pretty sure Alec Baldwin mentioned one of
peaks of a mountain these.
range
metropolis a large and densely This is the city of keenly observant citizens
who can’t see that Clark Kent is Superman
populated urban area until he removes his glasses.
nugatory of no real value In your opinion, the Snickers bar does not
have enough nougat, and is therefore of no
real value to society.
rebellion refusal to accept some This is the side you started rooting for in
authority or code or Star Wars after Luke stopped whining about
convention the power converters.
soprano the pitch range of the This was the kind of shriek you made when
highest female voice the Sopranos ended with a maddeningly
abrupt cut to black.
zenith the point above the This is the kind of television you had before
observer that is directly you accidentally threw a Wiimote into the
opposite the nadir on screen.
the imaginary sphere
against which celestial
bodies appear to be
projected