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A Mother Protects Her Fur Children

By Elton Camp Elvira loves her fur children more than life And protects them from every type of strife They are merely filthy dogs other recognize But theyre equal to humans, she does apprise Too much, her human children the dogs annoyed So a means to protect the mutts she employed She wondered why she hadnt thought of it before When the saw the travel cage at the local pet store Elvira bought the device with greatest speed This is the very thing my home does need. Annoyance of her dogs, shed no longer abide And locked her two children securely inside You two little beasts will stay right there Until about my dogs rights you learn to care! Foolish dog lovers everywhere gave a cheer And nominated Elvira as Mother of the Year

This will teach you two monsters to respect my fur children.