Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. Dr.

Seuss

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. Marilyn Monroe

You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth. William W. Purkey

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. Mae West

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. Robert Frost

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results. Narcotics Anonymous, Narcotics Anonymous

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. Oscar Wilde

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. Andr Gide, Autumn Leaves

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. Allen Saunders

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. Albert Einstein

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. Mark Twain

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be. Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple. Dr. Seuss

Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You. Dr. Seuss, Happy Birthday to You!

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen

Everything you can imagine is real. Pablo Picasso

Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect -and I don't live to bebut before you start pointing fingers... make sure you hands are clean! Bob Marley

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. Albert Einstein

Sometimes people are beautiful. Not in looks. Not in what they say. Just in what they are. Markus Zusak, I Am the Messenger

Reality continues to ruin my life. Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day. You shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense. Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm the one that's got to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to. Jimi Hendrix, Jimi Hendrix - Axis: Bold as Love

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. George Bernard Shaw

Just when you think it can't get any worse, it can. And just when you think it can't get any better, it can. Nicholas Sparks, At First Sight

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. Mark Twain

If you don't know where you're going, any road'll take you there George Harrison, Cloud Nine

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Walter Bagehot-

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.

If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.-

A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.-

I love my job only when I'm on vacation-

Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.

Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

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