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(1) "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom.....and has started to dig.

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(2) "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."
() "! would not allow this employee to breed."
(") "#his employee is really not so much of a $has%been$, but more of a definite $won$t be$."
(&) "'orks well when under constant super(ision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
()) "'hen she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."
(*) "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
(+) "#his young man has delusions of ade,uacy."
(-) "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achie(e them."
(1.) "#his employee is depri(ing a (illage somewhere of an idiot."
(11) "#his employee should go far, and the sooner he starts the better."
(12) "/ot a full )%pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together."
(1) "0 gross ignoramus % 1"" times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
(1") "He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless."
(1&) "He doesn$t ha(e ulcers, but he$s a carrier."
(1)) "! would like to go hunting with him sometime."
(1*) "He$s been working with glue too much."
(1+) "He would argue with a signpost."
(1-) "He has a knack for making strangers immediately."
(2.) "He brings a lot of 1oy whene(er he lea(es the room."
(21) "'hen his !2 reaches &., he should sell."
(22) "!f you see two people talking and one looks bored, he$s the other one."
(2) "0 photographic memory but with the lens co(er glued on."
(2") "0 prime candidate for natural de%selection."
(2&) "3onated his brain to science before he was done using it."
(2)) "/ates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn$t coming."
(2*) "Has two brains4 one is lost and the other is out looking for it."
(2+) "!f he were any more stupid, he$d ha(e to be watered twice a week.
(2-) "!f you gi(e him a penny for his thoughts, you$d get change."
(.) "!f you stand close enough to him, you can hear the oceans."
(1) "!t$s hard to belie(e that he beat 1,...,... other sperm to the egg."
(2) "5ne neuron short of a synapse."
() "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge6 he only gargled."
(") "#akes him 2 hours to watch ). minutes."