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(1) "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom.....and has started to dig.

(2) "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."
() "! would not allow this employee to breed."
(") "#his employee is really not so much of a $has%been$, but more of a definite $won$t be$."
(&) "'orks well when under constant super(ision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
()) "'hen she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."
(*) "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
(+) "#his young man has delusions of ade,uacy."
(-) "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achie(e them."
(1.) "#his employee is depri(ing a (illage somewhere of an idiot."
(11) "#his employee should go far, and the sooner he starts the better."
(12) "/ot a full )%pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together."
(1) "0 gross ignoramus % 1"" times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
(1") "He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless."
(1&) "He doesn$t ha(e ulcers, but he$s a carrier."
(1)) "! would like to go hunting with him sometime."
(1*) "He$s been working with glue too much."
(1+) "He would argue with a signpost."
(1-) "He has a knack for making strangers immediately."
(2.) "He brings a lot of 1oy whene(er he lea(es the room."
(21) "'hen his !2 reaches &., he should sell."
(22) "!f you see two people talking and one looks bored, he$s the other one."
(2) "0 photographic memory but with the lens co(er glued on."
(2") "0 prime candidate for natural de%selection."
(2&) "3onated his brain to science before he was done using it."
(2)) "/ates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn$t coming."
(2*) "Has two brains4 one is lost and the other is out looking for it."
(2+) "!f he were any more stupid, he$d ha(e to be watered twice a week.
(2-) "!f you gi(e him a penny for his thoughts, you$d get change."
(.) "!f you stand close enough to him, you can hear the oceans."
(1) "!t$s hard to belie(e that he beat 1,...,... other sperm to the egg."
(2) "5ne neuron short of a synapse."
() "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge6 he only gargled."
(") "#akes him 2 hours to watch ). minutes."