An Unscheduled Landing

By Elton Camp
Airlines themselves should take the heat
For smaller and smaller grows the seat
If they can only add a few more
Profits will be greater than before
Passengers must struggle into the seat
Incredibly, a reclining back they meet
Its no wonder fights may break out
With indignation and an angry shout
Doesnt the selfish passenger know
maller in si!e others cant grow"
A solution from airlines is overdue
Dolts" #et me tell you what to do
$ake the seats so they wont recline
%hen all will become relatively fine
A genius it sure doesnt take
%o correct a design mistake