MUNNA CIRCUIT JOKES

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PROFESSOR 
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI 
Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun
hai.
Anil Chokhai, Mumbai
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CIRCUIT 
Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI 
Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT 
Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI 
Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT 
Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
Ganesh Purkait, Shimla, Mumbai
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MAMU
Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL
Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada? >
Qasim Khan, Hyderabad
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CIRCUIT 
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray
mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI 
Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT 
Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.
Girsh Bakshi, New Delhi
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MAMU 
Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao.
MUNNA BHAI 
Kannada kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?
MAMU 
Meinay ek Tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur woh char mahinay mein bolne lagay ga.
Mayuri Moorthy, Tamil Nadu
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 PROFESSOR 
Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI 
Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
Kamlesh Parui, Mumbai
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MUNNA BHAI 
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT 
Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI 
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT 
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
Rajnandini Sinha, West Bengali
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Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves
himself a roti.
ENGLISHMAN 
What is this?
CIRCUIT 
Bread India 
Circuit then open the box of jalebi.
ENGLISHMAN 
What is this?
CIRCUIT 
Sweet India 
With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts. The Englishman is offended and in shock asks ...
ENGLISHMAN 
What is that?
CIRCUIT 
Air India
Sunita Biswas, Bihar
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CIRCUIT 
Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU 
Nehin.
CIRCUIT 
To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.
Prerna Singh, Noida
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MUNNA BHAI 
Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.

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 MAMU 
Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI 
Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
Vinoth Shreedhar, Kerala
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MUNNA BHAI 
Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU 
B.A.
MUNNA BHAI 
Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?
Parasher Barua, Guwahati
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MAMU 
Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.
MAMU KA DOST 
Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
Joginder Singh, Punjab
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CIRCUIT 
Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT 
Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
Richa Taide, Nagpur
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PRINCIPAL 
Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI 
Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.