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Setelah ngubek2 kaskus, ketemulah gue dengan thread di ADB tentang PUA.

Di UG ju
ga ada kok threadnya. Tapi yang menginspirasi gue adalah thread di ADB itu. Gue
terinspirasi untuk lebih merapikan struktur seducing gue. So, here s the result.
This posting is dedicated to all the member of Lair of Jakarta
Waktu itu, kebetulan acara kumpul2 bareng sahabat2 di lokasari tidak ada. Akhirn
ya gue coba untuk jalan ke satu plaza, dimana yang gue tau disitu tempat numplek
nya cewek2 cute rating 7,5 keatas berada. Disana gue janjian sama temen2 sma gue
. Setelah sampai sana, gue ke kedai kopi terdekat, mesen vanilla latte dan nyari
smoking area. Kebetulan dapet tempat agak di tengah dan gak jauh dari gue ada 3
cewek yang tepat untuk dijadikan target sarging hari ini.
Gue duduk di meja gue, ngeliat mereka dan mematuhi three second rule . Bahwa pada s
aat lo spot si target, jangan ambil waktu lebih dari 3 detik untuk mendekati dia
. Itu adalah mutlak! Lebih dari itu, you blew it! Unless you can come up with an
idea/reason that ll change her mood when you sarge her.
Jadilah gue jalan kemeja mereka. Kebetulan ada satu kursi kosong dan gue berbica
ra ke mereka.
Sudah ada yang duduk disini? gue bilang ke mereka
Kita lagi nunggu teman sih si A menjawab.
Well, you must be waiting for me. Cos i m your friend rite? sambil senyum dan duduk
disitu. Gue lanjutkan, don t worry, i ll be out in a jiff. hahahaha... bener kan gue
ngebaca pikiran lo? sambil nyengir dikit dan memandang mereka semua.
Si A dan B tersenyum merekah. Si C (yang merupakan target gue, tersenyum tipis).
The sarge is on, gue pindahkan posisi bahu gue sehingga si C ada di samping gue
. Mata gue tidak ke dia. Perhatian gue tidak ke dia. Body language gue hendak me
nyampaikan pesan bahwa, i m not interested in you . Ini IOD.
so, the reason why i m here is to ask your opinion about something. Is it okay if i
speak in english? gue ngomong ke mereka. Mudah2an ini DHV
yeah sure. Si B menjawab
ok. What i m about to tell you is a true story. It fills my head for 3 whole days.
So i m here to settle everything til it s clear. Are you ready?
shoot si A ngejawab. (notice si C masih diam. Lihat perubahannya nanti. You will b
e amazed!)
ok, here we go. I had a friend that ll come over in a few minutes. He s in love with
a girl. But unfortunatelly, the girl is engaged. She lied to him about her statu
s. To solve this problem is just by telling the truth right? (A dan B ngangguk2.
si C tetap diam) But, again, this is when the real problem came to surface. Her
fiance, is his best friend. My best friend too. let s call the fiance, John. The
guy whose in love is Harry and the girl is Siska. Why Harry doesn t know about Joh
n and Siska s engagement? Because, Harry is the one who first spotted and knew Sis
ka. And John is just a friend. But as time goes by, she fell in love with John a
nd John felt the love too. i ve known this for too long. And this is when the secr
et should be kracked open. So, i asked your opinion. Whose fault is this? And ho
w do you girls solved this?
wow, this is hard. I assumed you re confused how to deal with this, because John's
spontanious combustion character right? si A ngejawab.
Gue jawab, yes, you re absolutely right. Go on.
Si A ngelanjutin, bla bla bla bla...
Si B nimpalin, bla bla bla bla...
Pas di tengah si B ngomong, si C tiba2 nyeletuk, This isn t anyone s fault. But every
one isn t doing anything right either.
Gue ngerespon, Whoooaaa, hold it right there missy. Can t you see you re friend is ta
lking here? Give her a chance to finish her opinion please. Gee... is she always
like this?
Temen2nya nyengir2 dan gue kembali konsen ke si B. Setelah si B selesai, gue ke

simple.! Gue yang sudah setengah berdiri. i want the two of you picture a cube.. Imagine the size.. duduk lagi.. What kind of game? Gue jawab. Your friends is nowhere i can see. gue lanjutin. gue ada acara dengan teman2 gue beberapa ha ri ke depan. Okay. Kebetulan. gue bacain kepribadiannya. Okay tell me the result. You re not asking me to play this game too? IOI? Anyone? Gue jawab. You haven t give me the answer how to solve this. Gue diem sebentar dan bilang Ok. That s definitelly an IOI. If you insist. Imagine a cube. I m calling this THE CUBE. The two of y ou gue nunjuk A dan B. Give me your hands. Hmmm.. well.si C. Dan gue mulai permainannya. The truth. Dia jawab. dan gue berikat analisa juga mengenai kepribadiannya. si C memotong omongan gue. Shall we? mereka ngangguk2. is it see through or s olid. so. It s been wonderful talking to you. Gue: Believe in love at the first sight? Dia: No Gue: Are you in a relationship right now? Dia: Yes Gue: Do you want to exchance your current BF with me? Dia: Yes Gue: Thank you IOI. Gue memandang mereka semua da n bertanya. So just sit back. relax and watch. Gue lepaskan genggaman tangan gue. Gu e terus membacakan kepribadiannya secara detail. are you done? mereka ngangguk. Si B bilang. you only give your opinion. Is it correct? gue tanya. how about your cube? Dia jawab. this is a game for two.. There s no other way. And. Pertanyaan demi pertanyaan gue lontarkan dan dia harus menjawab tanpa berpikir. It s THE TRUTH. Da n dia terbengong2 saat mendengar apa yang gue katakan. Setelah selesai. well... seru ya. Ok then. GOTCHA! IOI.. Gue pengen banget kalian datang dan dia (gue menunjuk ke si C) data . I d like you to play another game with me. Dia de ngan hebatnya tetap menjaga wajahnya minim ekspresi. "Wanna play a game? Si B ngejawab. Again. Dia jawab. Why leaving now? Our friend haven t arrived yet. now it s your turn Dia jawab. sebelum dia be rkomentar. i actually think th at you might say something smart and helpfull about this matter. Tapi kakinya bergoyang2. HELL YEAH! How did you do that? Gue cuekin dan lanjut ke B. Where is it? Are you done? mereka ngangguk lagi. si C memandang gue dengan tidak percaya sambi l sesekali memandang dengan khawatir ke teman2nya. thanks for everything. Tentang ide permainan THE TRUTH itu s endiri. now. dia berikan tangannya dan mempersilahkan gue menggenggamnya (Kino! IOI!). the way you interupt your friend sentence. Dia juga terben gong dan tertawa riang. Dari A sampai Z... 3 pertanyaan terakhir dia jawab dengan jawaban yang sangat mengagetkan. Ma ybe you re not capable for hadling this case anyway. Gue gak perlu main the cube sama lo. gue lanjutkan. I m going back to my table ok? Si C dengan wajah agak datar merespon. Pas gue lagi ngomong. I m done Gue jawab. Tanpa kata2. I already s etting up a special game for you Gue kembali ke A dan B (sampai saat ini gue gak tau nama mereka dan mereka gak t au nama gue).. the color. Si A ngejawab pertanyaan gue dan dari jawaban itu.. Imagine a ladder. Gue jelaskan ke dia tentang energi. I can read y ou like an open book Lalu gue baca semua personality dia.!!! dia cuma ngejaga image aja dengan memasang wajah cool. Gue jawab. Gila lo! Kok bisa sih? Gue senyum dan beralih ke si C. But it s okay. i already said what i need to say.

ng sebagai pasangan gue. But this time. Gue senyum lagi sambil memandang ke mereka bertiga. wah. namanya adalah Mira. Heheh ehe. si A namanya Winda.. Gue ambil hp gue. Setuju kan? (mereka cuma senyum) Ok kalau begitu. let me save your number ya. . beberapa detik telah lewat s ampai si C berkata ke gue. gue k enalan dengan teman2nya. Close) Itu adalah AWAL dari FR ini. One of my best FMAC (Find. Attract. Gue kan gak punya nomer hp lo? Gue jawab.. nanti kita contact2an lagi ya. Sambil nunggu. Tinggal minta kok. Meet. gue kasi ke dia dan dia ngesave nomernya. kalau mau minta no hp gue sih boleh aja. si B namanya Dewi dan si C gue tau dari contact di HP gue.