A scientific study on Dickload measurement

Dr. Miller

Candalf

Gingey

Ty Dye

Tranny

January 17, 2015

Through exhaustive lab research and hours of tedious jacking off, we
have achieved the most groundbreaking scientific discovery of our generation.
Actually fuck that, its the most ground-breaking scientific discovery of every
generation that has or ever will exist ever. If you dont like it, go ahead and
measure how much jizz you produce manually like weve always done.
=

(69 1q )tj ta V
kDM

q = quality of activities (sexual) 1 q 100

tj = time since last jizz in seconds
ta = length of arousal in seconds
V = sum of both ballumes (m3 )
kDM = Dr. Miller constant 1.79x109 (s2 )
= Dickload (m3 )