Study Maybe (Parody, Med School)

From the originals sonf of Call me maybe

By students of University Maryland School of Medicines 2015

Got through admissions from hell

Four years to life, time will tell
Just finished first year, its swell
Im headed on my way

I trade my weekend for tests

My white coats dry-cleaned and pressed
Attendings think Im a pest
Im always in the way

Were embryo-ing
Wnt genes, limbs are showing
Somites, bones are growing
Wait, that thing becomes a baby!

Hei, Im in med school

And this is crazy
Gonna be a doctor
Kinda scary maybe?

Its hard to hear while

Auscultating
Gave myself a tumor
From too much self-palpating

Hei,, Im in med school

And this is crazy
Gonna be a doctor
So lets study, maybe?

And when were done the boards

Well learn to place a Foley
And got berated
When we move way too slowly

Hope to match in Davidge Hall

My grades, they rise and they fall
Im dreading going on call
Step 1s still in my way

SP encounters feel real

1 to 10, hows your pain feel?

Im diagnosing for real

But I cant read the X-ray

Shes got mild miosis

No norepi and some ptosis
Skins dry, anhidrosis
Were you thinkin Horners maybe?

Hey, Im in med school

And this is crazy
Gonna be a doctor
Kinda scary, maybe?

Its hard to look while

Delivering babies
Gave some epidurals
Can you feel that, maybe?

Hey, Im in med school

And this is crazy
Gonna be a doctor
So lets study maybe?

And when were on the wards

Well be pimped like crazy
And well feel dumber
But well make it, maybe?

Before we prepped our own lab slides

Histo was so bad
Histo was so bad
Histo was so so bad

Now that were using laptop slides

My eyes are so bad
And you should know that
My eyes are so so bad

Its hard to look while

Intubating
Just missed the trachea
Can you save him, maybe?

Hey, Im in med school

And this is crazy
Gonna be a doctor

Kinda scary, maybe?

And all the ortho boys

Try to chase me
They flex their biceps
But that dont amaze me

Before we came to UMD

Our skills were so bad
Our skills were so bad
Our skills were so so bad

Its now our last summer of life

This isnt so bad
And you should know that
So call me maybe