A sapper and a gunner were sitting in a bar

one day arguing over which was the superior

service.
After a swig of beer the sapper says, 'our
bridges keep the fighting force mobile.'
Arching his eyebrows, the gunner replies, 'We
keep the enemy guessing
'Not entirely true', responded the sapper.
'Some of our mine fields are dummy and that
also keeps the enemy guessing
The gunner responds, 'Point taken.'
The sapper then says, 'We sappers have been
around since the invention of the spade!'
The gunner, nodding agreement, says, 'but we
improved the hitting power of the military.'
The argument continued until the gunner
comes up with what he thinks will end the
discussion. With a flourish of finality he
says...... 'The artillery invented sex!'
The sapper replies, 'That is true, but it was the
sappers who introduced it to women.'