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Jumat, 25 Januari 2013
KATA BIJAK LUCU - Beraneka ragam cara buat orang tertawa, di antaranya dengan kata
bijak lucu. Kata Kata Bijak Lucu adalah sebuah kata bijak untuk dikehidupan ini dengan
berbagai kalimat lucu yang ada didalamnya. Jikalau kita berpikir bahwa kata kata bijak berisi
serius, menasehati dan cenderung menggurui, jadi anda dapat lihat bahwa tidak selamanya
kalimat bijak layaknya itu. ini dapat dipandang pada kumpulan kata bijak dibawah yang
berisi dapat dikatakan nyeleneh, gokil dan lucu.
Kata Bijak Lucu ini hanyalah untuk hiburan semata, jadi silahkan tertawa baca Kata Bijak
Lucu berikut ini :

Kata Bijak Lucu 2013

pekerjaan seberat apa pun akan merasa mudah, bila kita tidak mengerjakannya.

bersikaplah layaknya kuntilanak, didalam kondisi apa pun senantiasa tertawa, tirulah
tuyul, kecil-kecil telah dapat mencari uang, contohlah jailangkung, datang tidak
dijemput, pulang tidak di antar.

keberhasilan berawal dari yang dimimpikan, yang dimimpikan ada di waktu tidur, jadi
jikalau akan berhasil, mendingan tidur.

cintailah tetanggamu sebagaimana kamu menyukai istrimu, namun awas janganlah


ketahuan mertua atau bini, bisa-bisa di gampar.

lihatlah langit buat mengetahui kebesaran tuhan. lihatlah laut buat mengenal
kekuasaan tuhan. pandanglah cermin buat mengerti makna kutukan tuhan.

duit bukan hanya segala nya, inget saat ini jamannya lagi ngetrend master card, visa
dan atm.

bila ada orang menyebutmu jelek, jangalah berputus harapan, belum pasti orang
tersebut berkata bohong.

wanita cantik bukan hanya jaminan buat kehidupan bahagia dan mengasyikkan,
terlebih yang jelek.

banyak studi banyak lupa, sedikit studi sedikit lupa, tidak studi tidak lupa

malu ajukan pertanyaan sesat di jalur, sangat banyak tanya = malu-maluin.

kebohongan yaitu kejujuran yang tertunda.

duit tidak dapat membeli kebahagian, namun mempunyai duit lebih bahagia dari pada
tidak mempunyai.

sepandai-pandai menaruh istri muda, selanjutnya tua juga.

latihan membawa kesempurnaan, namun tiada orang yang sempurna, jadi ngapain
latihan ?

mudah sama dijinjing, berat elu yang bawa.

sebenarnya beruntunglah orang-orang jomblo, dikarenakan dapat nikmati siaran


segera sepakbola liga inggris setiap malam minggu.

busana itu yaitu pagar pelindung, pagar harusnya cuma buat perlindungan bukan
hanya halangi panorama yang indah

di belakang tiap tiap pria berhasil ada seorang wanita hebat, di belakang tiap tiap pria
yang tidak berhasil ada dua wanita.

putus cinta udah biasa, putus rokok merana, putus rem matilah kita

hidup memanglah berat. kadang kala kita bangkit serta berjaya, tapi kadang kala juga
kita terjatuh. maka dari itu, jikalau kau terjatuh, selekasnya bangun serta katakan :
beee siapa yang dorong saya tadi ?

cintailah seorang wanita saja. dua wanita terlampau banyak. namun tiga wanita
tambah baik dari pada ga ada

jikalau ada orang yang menghina anda, janganlah tergesa-gesa menyangkal


pernyataan mereka. kelihatannya mereka benar.

jadi tambah banyak studi, jadi tambah banyak yang kita ketahui, jadi tambah banyak
yang kita ketahui, jadi tambah banyak yang kita lupa, jadi tambah banyak yang kita
lupa, jadi tambah sedikit yang kita ketahui. lantas mengapa kita repot studi ?

diam itu emas, emas itu kuning, kuning itu tai, lantas diam-diam cepirit

bimbang bukan hanya pilihan, namun bimbang yaitu keharusan buat mereka yang
tengah jomblo, patah hati, serta mereka yg tengah mencari perhatian.

kecemburuan itu yaitu penyakit, jikalau gak pengen dimaksud penyakitan hindarilah
cemburu.

tambah baik berbohong dari pada mengenai tonjok.

hidup bakal terus jalur, jikalau anda berhenti maka hidup bakal meninggalkanmu.

kebahagiaan ada pada dirimu, oleh sebab itu janganlah mencari kebahagiaan pada
orang lain.

teman baik yg baik yaitu teman baik yg bisa mendaratkan pukulannya di pipi mu
untuk menyadarkanmu.

terima ajakan seseorang untuk berpacaran yaitu obat untuk kebimbangan.

gagal hari ini yaitu isyarat bahwa anda mesti coba nya besok hari.

orang bijaksana tidak menikah, sesudah menikah mereka jadi bijak sana serta bijak
sini

berakit-rakit dahulu berenang-renang ke pinggiran bersakit-sakit dahulu, meriangmeriang sesudah itu

duit bukan hanya segala nya tetap ada mastercard serta visa.

saya tidak ngiler dengan harta atau tahta namun saya ngiler jikalau tidur miring

kegagalan yaitu kemajuan yang tertunda kebohongan yaitu kejujuran yang tertunda

Uang bukan segalanya, tetapi segala-segala butuh uang.


o Orang bijak taat pajak, orang jahat makan pajak, orang gila gak diajak.
o Cinta itu buta, buta itu gelap, gelap asik, jadi kalo bercinta dalam gelap ajah,
lebih asik.

o Jauh di mata dekat di hati. Jauh di hati dekat di mata. Jauh dekat 2000 perak
naek omprengan.
o Meskipun kita tinggal di planet yang sama, Kita datang dari dunia yang
berbeda. Ada yang dari alam gaib, ada juga yang dari alam kubur.
o Cinta sejati itu cinta yang tak butuh alasan. Bego ajah mencintai gak punya
alasan.
o Gajah mati meninggalkan gading. Harimau mati meninggalkan belang.
Manusia mati meninggalkan utang kartu kredit.
o Rajin pangkal pandai, hemat pangkal kaya, maka orang kaya pada hemat alias
pelit. Duitnya dikumpulin melulu seh.
o Keadilan itu buta. Pantesan ajah sidang Gayus gak kelar-kelar. Orangnya pada
buta semua seeh.
o Perempuan yang sering mabuk dan keluar malam tidak cocok dijadikan istri,
ujar Mario Teguh. Bagaimana kalau laki-laki yang keluar malam dan suka
mabuk? Mereka tetap bisa menjadi suami. Kenapa? Karena Mario Teguh lakilaki.
o Seperti telur di ujung tanduk. Tanduk apa ya kira-kira. Tandunk kucing atau
tanduk anjing.
o Seperti mencari jarum dalam jerami. Ngapain cari di dalam jemari, di toko
jarum atau minta sama penjahit. Susah amat.
o Bagaikan menegakan benang basah. Kurang kerjaan neeh orang.
o Sedikit bicara banyak bekerja. Sedikit bekerja tidak bisa bicara.

jangan pernah mempercayai perkataan orang lain, apalagi yang mengatakan bahwa kamu itu
cakep.
Sebagian orang tidak bisa mutusin pacarnya karena masih sayang, dan sebagian yang lain
karena tidak punya pacar.
Jangan pernah kamu menikah dengan orang satu kampung, karena menikah dengan satu
orang saja sudah repot apalagi sekampung.
Sedih banget melihat isi dompet di tanggal tua.
Sebagai seorang pelajar, saya ini sangat kritis, terutama menjelang akhir bulan, akan semakin
kritis kondisi keuangan saya
Sepandai-pandainya seorang suami menyembunyikan istri muda, pada akhirnya tua juga
Hati-hati jika ingin membalas budi, karena belum tentu budi yang melakukannya
Awas tikungan tajam, setajam silet, boleh ngebut kalau punya nyawa cadangan
Edisi klinik tongfang

Sudah 3 tahun saya menderita kencing manis, tapi setelah berobat ke klinik tong fang kini
kencing saya menjadi asin, terima kasih klinik tong fang.
Dulu saya suka mengalami bau kaki, setelah 3 kali berobat ke klinik tong fang sekarang
klinik mereka bau kaki saya.
Semoga terhibur :) Baca juga yaa Kata Kata Galau dan Kata Bijak Mario Teguh

Wanita itu sebenarnya rela di MADU , asal Prianya rela di RACUN.

Cuma orang bodoh yg melakukan kesalahan yg sama. Kalau mau disebut pintar,
lakukanlah kesalahan yg berbeda..

Doaku Pagi ini : Ya Tuhan jika dia jodohku dekatkanlah, tapi kalau dia bukan
jodohku.. Temennya juga gak apa2 kok.

Neng, minta tanda tangannya dong.. | boleh, dimana bang? | nih, di buku nikah
#Aiyhh

Bro, kok motor lo gaada spionnya? | Iya bro, Sengaja.. Gue udah move on, ga mau
ngeliat kebelakang lagi.. Sakit hati gue, sakitt..

*di sekolah dasar*. Anak-anak , sebutkan benda yg kalian lihat di malam hari |
Bintang, Bu | OK. Trus apa lagi.? | Heineken, Anker, Mixmax,Vodka

Ketika sukses, teman2mu akan lihat siapa sebenarnya kamu. Ketika jatuh, kamu akan
lihat siapa saja temanmu yg menertawakanmu

tau ga bedanya kamu sama internet? internet bikin hidupku lebih mudah, kalo kamu
bikin hidupku menjadi indah

Andaikan pacaran itu seperti Esia. Pacar putus? Kami ganti!

Pintar itu, bisa menguasai matematika, fisika, kimia, bhs inggris DLL | Cerdik itu,
bisa mencontek org yg pintar !

Hidup itu cuma sebentar, Ngejomblonya yang kelamaan..

Kalo cantik jangan terlalu jual mahal. Takutnya nanti malah banting harga pas nyadar
jualnya kemahalan

Ibaratnya ilmu padi.. Semakin pagi, Semakin merunduk*Tarik Selimut*

Cantik itu Relatif. Tergantung kamera, letak intensitas cahaya dan seberapa pintar
anda untuk edit photoshop.

terimalah wanita apa adanya dan anda akan mendapat wanita seadanya

Dont judge a book by its cover

Jangan pernah nilai buku itu dari sampulnya

Kalo sampulnya jelek, dalemnya belum tentu bagus

Kamu tau doraemon nggak? | iya, kenapa | doraemon bisa ngeluarin apa aja dari
kantongnya tapi dia nggak bisa ngeluarin kamu dari hati aku

Kerjaan kamu apa berani lamar anak saya? | Nganggur pak, makanya saya cari
lowongan di hati anak bapak

Jika kamu tak mampu meyakinkan dan memukau seseorang dengan kepintaranmu,
bingungkan dia dengan kebodohanmu.

ketika anda lihat setan jangan lah anda takut | takut lah ketika anda sedang ngaca

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Kumpulan kata kata lucu cinta gokil banget 2013

Home Kata-kata Kumpulan kata kata lucu cinta gokil banget 2013
Kata kata lucu dari kalimat lucu adalah suatu pernyataan dari suatu kalimat
yang isinya tersirat dan tersurat mengandung kata bijak lucu. Kata kata lucu
gokil juga dapat membuat kita terbahak-bahak alis ngakak untuk membacanya.
Tak hanya gambar kata lucu, kata lucu banget juga banyak dicari oleh orangorang yang ingin terhibur.
Lain halnya dengan kata lucu bikin ketawa, kata lucu cinta memberikan kata
kata bertemakan cinta romantis dan galau. Kata lucu banget juga dapat
menjadikan inspirasi tertentu tegantung suasana hati anda. Simak kata lucu
ngakak nya.
Kata kata lucu
Berikut kata kata lucu 2013nya

K.A.M.P.R.E.T :
- Kreatif
- Ambisius
- Moderen
- Pesimis
- Radikal
- Eksotik
- Tangguh
Sayang sering aku telp kamu Aku sms kamu ternyata kini aku sadar,
ternyata mmmmm aku lebih sayang sama PULSAKU.
Ingin suami Anda agar tidak sering berbohong? Caranya mudah. Anda jangan
terlalu sering bertanya.
Sehari kamu nggak kirim sms masih wajar saja, 20 hari mungkin sudah bosan,
30 hari mungkin udah nggak mau lagi berteman kalo 40 harinya aku harus
ziarah nih. :D
Mau bobo makan es. eh ada kebo baca sms.. :D
Orang Kalau Kentut
Orang Amerika kentut bilang, "EXCUSE ME"
Orang Inggris kentut bilang, "PARDON ME"
Orang Singapore kentut bilang, "I'M SORRY"
Kalo Orang Indonesia kentut, pasti bilang, "NOT ME!! NOT ME!!"
Ya Tuhan, kalau dia memang jodohku, dekatkanlah Tapi kalau bukan jodohku,
Jodohin dong.
www. kata lucu cinta

Nah kalo Rok Mini makin tinggi makin kliatan Klo terpilih jd pejabat, apa janji
anda? ...saya akan bertindak TEGAS! ....klo ada yg suap? ...TEGAS sya terima!
sule/napa kamu gagap,shi ajis...ajis/aaaku jujujuga ngngngngga tatatau,sule/wah
kamu harus prgi ke dukun...ajis/dududukun aaapa..sule/dukun
beranak...ajis/eeemang gugugue tu hahahamil...siapa yg baca jadi gagap
Merokok Mengurangi resiko kematian - Tidak pernah terdengar berita ditemui
orang yang meninggal dalam posisi merokok.
Cara Awet muda :
1. Bnyak minum air kelapa muda
2. Minum jamu awet muda.
3. Makan "Daun Muda"
4. Punya "Istri Muda"

Maksud hati memeluk Nunung apa daya keburu digampar


Sekali mendayung, Dua tiga hari pegelnya ga ilang-ilang..
Saat ini telah terjadi perubahan paradigma dalam hidup.Kekayaan seseorang
tidak lagi ditentukan oleh 'perhiasan apa yang melekat di tubuhnya'. Tapi
seberapa banyak CABAI yg melekat di giginya.. hoho..
Pilih yg anda suka :
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Digi-Last Mobil
Digi-Link Truk
Digi-Ring Polisi
Digi-Git Anjing
Digi-Lir Banci

Kalo bahasa inggrisnya beras adalah rice


Kalo bahasa inggrisnya panjang adalah long

Jadi, Kalau bahasa inggrisnya beras panjang adalah LONGTONG


nenek : cu, bilangin pak lurah. nenek telah sehat, jadi tidak butuh ngejenguk
nenek.
cucu : telah nek.
nenek : pinter cucu nenek. memang kamu bilangnya bagaimana ?.
cucu : saya sebut gini : pak lurah tahlilan nanti malem tidak jadi.
nenek : *kejang2*
www kata kata lucu
Cita2mu apa Nak? ....mau jd Polwan Bu .....gak boleh! ...pokoknya POLWAN! ...
gak boleh! ....knp? ...km Laki2! KOPLOK! Kalo Pesawat makin tinggi makin gak
kliatan.
Bakso.. Bakso.. | Bang Bakso | oke Neng *nyamperin* mau beli ya? | gak Bang,
mau nanya, yg jual Sate dmn ya? | *SETTAN*
anak : yah, apakah seorang bapak tentu lebih pandai dari pada anak nya ?.
bapak : ( dengan bangga ) ya pastilah.
anak : ohh.. jika gitu siapakah orang yg mendapatkan listrik ?.
bapak : pastilah edison.
anak : lantas kenapa bukan hanya bapak nya edison yg menemukannya.
bapak : sarabbbb
Gunungmu..... surgaku :D
supaya kita bisa
Kuterpana memandang matamu
nafasku pun berhenti
jantungku berdegup keras
benarkah semua yang kurasakan ini?
kuberanikan diri bertanya padamu...
kau kentut ya?
Duh aduh emang asik punya pacar tetangga, ntar tidur dirumahmu yang :P
Budi kencing di kamar mandi umum, berhubung nggak ada uang kembaliannya,
penjaganya berkata, maaf mas nggak ada kembaliannya sebaiknya mas kencing
lagi deh!
When i see baby, i remember "TEDDY BEAR DOLL".
When i see a little girl, i remember "BARBIE DOLL".
But when i see u, i remember "PANADOL"
Kubuka paha itu lebar-lebar, trus kujilati dgn lembut dan perlahan-lahan, kugigit
pelan-pelan, trus ku emut-emut... AAACH... betapa nikmat nya PAHA AYAM

Sabar itu capek


sabar itu pegel
sabar itu emosi
sabar itu kesel
sabar itu susah.
Tapiiii...
Sabar itu INDAH..
Indahnya kapan??
SABAR
Setelah membaca kata kata lucu terbaru di atas jangan sampai tekencingkencing yah, hehe :D
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kenal baik-baik saja, berarti Andalah yang mengalaminya.
:Ann Landers, Kolumnis
Saya adalah penjaga rumah yang hebat. Setiap kali saya meninggalkan seorang pria, saya
selalu berhasil memiliki rumahnya.
:Zsa Zsa Gabor, Aktris
Berpikir adalah pekerjaan terberat, karena itulah sedikit sekali orang yang mau menggunakan
otaknya.
:Henry Ford, Pendiri Ford Motor
Bisnis ? Caranya mudah sekali: gunakan saja uang orang lain.
:Alexander Dumas the Younger, Pebisnis
Saya berbusana agar dilihat wanita, dan menanggalkan busana agar dilihat pria.
:Angie Dickinson, Aktris
Memahami pajak adalah hal yang paling sulit dimengerti di dunia ini.
:Albert Einstein, Fisikawan
Saya tidak mau dikelilingi orang yang bermental 'yes-man'. Saya ingin orang yang
mengatakan kebenaran meskipun setelah itu saya akan memecatnya.Kita membayar gajinya
terlalu besar, sialnya lagi dia pantas menerimanya.
:Samuel Goldwyn, Produser Film
Musuh-musuh kita adalah kopi, susu, teh dan air putih.
:Roberto Goizueta, Pemimpin Coca Cola
Bila Anda berhutang 100 Dollar, andalah yang pusing. Tapi bila Anda berhutang 100 juta
Dollar, bank yang akan pusing.
:John Paul Getty, Miliarder
Berbahagialah generasi muda, karena merekalah yang akan mewarisi hutang bangsa.
:Herbert Hoover, Presiden AS ke-31
Buku sejarah yang tidak mengandung kebohongan pastilah sangat membosankan.
:AnatoleFrance, Penulis
Ternyata bertemu penjual asuransi jiwa adalah lebih buruk daripada kematian itu sendiri.
Woody Allen, Sutradara Film
Penulis yang masih muda, meniru. Penulis yang sudah berpengalaman, mencuri ide.
:T.S. Eliot,Penulis
Kolektor barang antik adalah suami yang paling baik, karena semakin tua istrinya, semakin ia
mencintainya.
:Agatha Christie, Novelis Misteri
Saya tidak pernah bilang bahwa para aktor adalah sapi. Saya hanya bilang mereka harus
diperlakukan seperti sapi.
:Alfred Hitchcock, Sutradara Film Misteri
Bila engkau ingin membaca tentang cinta dan perkimpoian, maka engkau harus membaca dua
buku yang berbeda.
:Alan King, Komedian
Jangan pernah meminjamkan buku karena tidak akan pernah dikembalikan. Buku-buku di
perpustakaan saya semuanya adalah hasil pinjaman.
:AnatoleFrance, Novelis

Apabila kita bicara soal uang, maka semua orang sama agamanya.
:Voltaire, Filsuf
Hasil dari kerja adalah uang. Hasil dari uang adalah lebih banyak uang. Hasil dari lebih
banyak uang adalah kompetisi yang ganas. Hasil dari kompetisi yang ganas adalah dunia
yang kita diami ini.
:D.H. Lawrence, Penyair
Apabila dua orang selalu sepakat dalam segala hal, itu berarti cuma satu orang yang berpikir.
:Lyndon B. Johnson, Presiden AS ke-36
Hidup bersama orang suci ternyata jauh lebih melelahkan daripada menjadi orang suci itu
sendiri.
:Robert Neville, Aktor
Politisi tidak pernah percaya akan ucapan mereka sendiri, karena itulah mereka sangat
terkejut bila rakyat mempercayainya.
:Charles de Gaulle, Presiden Perancis Pertama
Banyak orang yang percaya bahwa suatu hari kala mereka bangun dari tidur, mereka sudah
menjadi kaya. Sesungguhnya mereka sudah separuh benar karena mereka memang telah
bangun dari tidur.
:Thomas Alva Edison, Penemu, Ilmuwan
Semua orang memuji-muji surga, tapi tidak ada yang mau pergi ke sana sekarang juga.
:James Baldwin, Penulis, Aktor
Orang yang munafik adalah orang yang sering berkata "hey, siapa sih yang tidak munafik".
:Don Marquis,Kolumnis
Orang yang pandai meminta-minta maaf, jarang sekali pandai melakukan hal-hal lain.
:Benjamin Franklin, Negarawan
Kematian satu orang adalah tragedi, kematian jutaan orang adalah statistik.
:Joseph Stalin, Pemimpin Politik
Politik itu mahal, bahkan untuk kalahpun kita harus mengeluarkan banyak uang.
:Will Rogers, Pelawak Politik
Alangkah beruntungnya penguasa bila rakyatnya tidak bisa berpikir.Aku tidak perlu berpikir
karena aku adalah pegawai pemerintah.
:Adolf Hitler, Pemimpin Nazi
Demokrasi adalah pemerintahan yang diisi dengan banyak diskusi, namun demokrasi hanya
efektif bila engkau mampu membuat orang lain tutup mulut.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 53m

When I'm alone, I think. When I think, I remember. When I remember, I feel pain.
When I feel pain, I cry. When I cry I can't stop.
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I notice everything, I just act like I don't...


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#ThingsIDoWhenIGetBored 1) Listen to music 2) Overthink everything 3)


Check my phone even when there's no new text message
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If you don't try, you'll never know.


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I want a relationship where we talk like best friends, play like kids, argue like
husband and wife, and protect each other like siblings.
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#MiddleSchoolMemories Asking to go to the bathroom & taking a trip around the


school

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#LiesYouHear 1) I'm on the way 2) I didn't get your text 3) I'll call you back 4) My
phone was on silent 5) I'll always be here for you
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 10h

I miss our memories, jokes, long conversations but I miss you the most.
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Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.


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I've lived, I've loved, I've lost, I've missed, I've hurt, I've trusted, I've made mistakes,
but most of all, I've learned.
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You're only young once, so stop worrying and be happy.


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Be you. Find you. Be happy with that.


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If you can dream it, you can do it.


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Big or small, lies are lies.


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Life only comes around once, so do whatever makes you happy, and be with whoever
makes you smile.
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People change, memories don't.

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I respect people that tell me the truth, no matter how hard it is.
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TED @Laughbook 23h

My life isn't perfect, but I'm thankful for everything I have.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 20h

The smile on my face doesn't mean my life is perfect. It means I appreciate what I
have and what God has blessed me with.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 21h

Don't come into my life, if you don't plan on staying..


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 22h

I miss you, but I'm trying not to care anymore..

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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 23h

You smile, but you wanna cry. You talk, but you wanna be quiet. You pretend like
you're happy, but you aren't.
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i had a dream i was a princess and then i woke up and i still am


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Common White Girl @cowhitegirl 4 Jun

my hobbies include eating and complaining that im getting fat


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Common White Girl @cowhitegirl 4 Jun

we still havent found out what zoey said about chase in her time capsule
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun

I just really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,
really, really, really like you.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun

Best friends do not judge each other.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun

I'm worried, I'm stressed, I'm confused, but I know that God will make the right things
happen so it will all be ok.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun

Someday, you'll miss me like I missed you. Someday, you'll need me like I needed
you. Someday, you'll love me but I won't love you.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun

If you dont like something, change it. If you cant change it, change the way you
think about it.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun

When you need me, I'm always there. Now I need you, and you're not around.

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Maldives, Indian Ocean. pic.twitter.com/oIf78bP42w


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The Blue Dragon River in Portugal. pic.twitter.com/M1fL4AqjDF


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Burj Khalifa, Dubai. pic.twitter.com/IbYb1NiXzP


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Cape Town, South Africa is a great place of segregating yourselves from the rest of
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When you attracted by the call of the sea, then Maui (Hawaii) can be one of your
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun

Jealousy means, "I actually give a fuck about you."


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun

I don't give up easily. I will fight no matter what happen just to make my dreams
come true.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun

Im not rejecting you, Im protecting me.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun

I hate boys who think they can get any girl.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun

Sometimes, all a girl wants is for you to fight for her and make her believe you want
this relationship more then she does.

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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun

I wake up every morning hoping to see a text from you.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun

We met for a reason, either you're a blessing or a lesson.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun

I try not to miss you, I try to let go, but in the end, you're always on my mind.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun

When I talk to you, my day gets a whole lot better.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun

I need to stop thinking about you, because I know you're not thinking about me.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun

Sometimes I want to disappear just to see if you would miss me.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun

God doesn't give you the people you want, He give you the people you need to make
you the person you were meant to be.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 4 Jun

I miss the old times.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun

It's hard to be "just friends" with someone that you're in love with.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun

I'll never forget the first day we started talking.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun

I'm not perfect but I'll try to do my best for you.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun

I want a long lasting relationship. Someone who will be there for me, support me,
trust me, comfort me, appreciate me, and love me.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun

If we talk, then we talk. If we don't, then we don't. If it goes somewhere, then it goes
somewhere. If it doesn't, then it doesn't.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun

Accept me at my strongest, support me at my weakest.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun

As you start and end your day, say THANK YOU for every little things in your life.
And you will come to realize how blessed you truly are.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun

"Veg, hantam mereka!!" - @Joe_Taslim #Fast6


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun

Someone whos afraid of losing me. Someone who cares a lot about me. Someone
who will spend the rest of their lives with me. I need you.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun

I can't live a day without music.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun

You see, I love you and I don't want to lose you because my life has been better since
the day I found you.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun

Be confident. You`ll never get anywhere if you don`t believe in yourself.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun

I want to REFRESH my mind, DELETE all my problems, UNDO all my mistakes,


and SAVE the happy moments.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun

#DontBotherMeWhen 1) I'm sleeping 2) My headphones are in 3)


I'm chilling. Sometimes I don't wanna talk
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun

My Heart says "Yes" My Head says "No" I say "I don't know."
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun

I'm all yours, if you're all mine.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun

I seriously can't stop thinking about you.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun

DOG IN PAJAMAS! #cutepic pic.twitter.com/fOFuULhoOJ


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun

If she is important to you, show her she is.

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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun

Overthinking kills happiness. Insecurities kills self-esteem. Lies kills trust.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun

Im not perfect, but Im loyal.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun

I can't lie, I miss you..


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun

Once you've been hurt, you're so scared to get attached again.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun

Life is full of challenges, but these challenges are only given to you because God
knows your faith is strong enough to get through them.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 3 Jun

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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun

I really don't care about a lot of things, but when I do care, I care too much.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun

I don't need someone who only sees the good in me, I need someone who sees the bad
and still wants me.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun

"Vegh, hantam dia!!" - Joe Taslim #Fast6


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun

Good things come to those who wait, but great things come to those who act on it.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun

Sometimes I want to disappear just to see if you would miss me.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun

You texting me first = A big smile on my face.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun

Appreciate the little things in life.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun

Mi pap tiene 47 aos = my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos = my potato
has 47 assholes i love spanish
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun

I want to be the reason why you fall asleep with your phone in your hand.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun

I like to pretend that everythings alright. Cause when everybody else thinks youre
fine, sometimes you forget for a while that youre not.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun

Emotionally: I'm done. Mentally: I'm drained. Spiritually: I feel dead. Physically: I
smile.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun

Seriously. pic.twitter.com/ffQOninnvS
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun

Silly me, I thought you actually cared.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun

Be mine, my babe, my headache, my love, my smile, my frown, my wrong, my right,


my sweetheart, my pain, my happiness, my boo.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun

I'm attracted by looks, but personality makes me stay.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun

Stay strong, even when things begin to fall apart, stay strong.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun

Yes, I've changed. Pain does that to people.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun

When someone says "delete my number" I'm like: KEEP CALM IT WAS NEVER
SAVED
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun

All people really want is someone real, someone that gets them, someone they don't
have to doubt, & someone they can trust.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun

When we first met, I had no idea youd become this important to me.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun

It's sweet when someone knows every single detail about you. Not because you
constantly remind them, but because they pay attention.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun

Just because I'm being quiet, that doesn't mean I'm mad. Sometimes I'm just not in the
mood to talk.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun

Smile. It might not make our problems disappear, but it will stop people from asking
what's wrong with us.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun

I woke up with you on my mind.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 2 Jun

Using a white crayon in a white paper is like loving someone who doesn't feel the
same way. It marks, but always iNViSiBLE.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun

I remember everything you think I forgot.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun

We all have that one person that we'll always have feelings for, no matter what. Just
one look, & it takes you right back to those memories
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun

Real feelings don't change fast..


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun

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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun

When I'm alone, I think and think and think.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun

#JuneWish Less stress. Less pain. Less problems. More Happiness. More Laughing.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun

Text me first. I like that


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun

I miss you, but I'm trying not to care anymore.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun

It sucks when you get used to talking to someone every night and then one night when
theyre not there, you're lonely and can't even sleep.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun

Never get too attached to someone, because attachments lead to expectations and
expectations lead to disappointments.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun

A relationship with no arguments, is a relationship with a lot of secrets.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun

When I miss you, it's like every song I listen to is about you.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun

I think a lot, but I don't say much.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun

#JuneWish I could always be healthy, happy, no more tears & smile all time.

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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun

#10ThingsILove -sunshine -the beach -ice cream


-swimming -my friends -kisses -parties
-late nights -good times -SUMMER
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun

When you want them, they don't want you. When they want you, you don't want
them. When you both want each other, something messes it up.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun

If your girlfriend is pretty and many guys want her, that's another reason to keep her
and treat her right. You got what they can't have.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun

I shouldn't be jealous. You aren't even mine.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun

You. No one else. Just you


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun

I hate it when you can't stop thinking about that one person...and deep down inside,
you doubt they are actually thinking about you.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun

Honestly, I love it when I catch you staring.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun

I feel stupid for liking you.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun

Tell me straight up how you really feel.

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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun

I kinda just wanna hug you.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun

Can we spend a day together? Just you and me?


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun

I miss you, text me.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 1 Jun

My worst fear is losing you.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May

Don't play with someone's heart if you have no intentions for a serious relationship.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May

I still like you... a lot.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May

It actually kills me when we don't talk. It kills me when you ignore me. It kills me
when you're busy with your life.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May

Stay strong. Even when it feels like everything is falling apart..


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May

Don't give up just because things are hard.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May

Stay positive. Good things will happen.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May

True friends don't talk shit about you.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May

If you're lucky enough to get a second chance at something, don't waste it.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May

Some people will never appreciate what you do for them.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May

Breathe. It's just a bad day, not a bad life.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May

#FAKE10factsaboutme pic.twitter.com/JdN23O5IXh
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May

Missing that one person.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May

Once I care about you, I will never stop..

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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May

Honestly, I'm glad I met everyone in my life. The good and the bad. The good make
me thankful, the bad make me learn my lessons
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May

Don't overthink it, just let it go.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May

Life. pic.twitter.com/gvVQxAjQQV
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May

I just wanna see you. Hold you. Hug you. Touch you. Kiss you. Cuddle with you.
Love you. Be there with you.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May

When we first met, I had no idea youd become this important to me.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May

Yep! pic.twitter.com/WGAgo9pqR2
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May

I don't know where I stand with you, nor do I know what I mean to you. All I know is
that every time I think of you, I want to be with you.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May

You meet thousands of people, and none of them really mean anything to you. And
then you meet one person, and your life is changed forever.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May

I want you to be happy, but I want you to be happy with me.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May

I seriously can't stop thinking about you.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May

If you don't try, you'll never know.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May

Just because I'm being quiet, that doesn't mean I'm mad. Sometimes I'm just not in the
mood to talk.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 31 May

The best relationships start off as friendships.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May

I respect those that tell me the truth, no matter how hard it is.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May

Me. pic.twitter.com/R7vWxhPsaJ
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May

I'm having one of those days where I just don't know what I'm feeling.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May

Do you miss me, like I miss you?


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May

Even if I spend the whole day with you, I miss you the second you leave.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May

I want you, thats it.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May

Just because I'm being quiet, that doesn't mean I'm mad. Sometimes I'm just not in the
mood to talk.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May

I want you to be happy, but I want you to be happy with me.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May

Talking to you, laughing with you, being with you, changes my whole mood.

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180.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May

Do you ever think about me?


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181.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May

All guys need to read this pic.twitter.com/WcVl5Dob3X


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182.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May

Saying "I'm tired" when you're actually just sad.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May

If I get mad at you, That means I still care. Worry when I don't get mad.
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184.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May

My feelings for you will never change.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May

Don't promise when you're happy, don't reply when you're angry, and don't decide
when you're sad.
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186.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May

When you want them, they don't want you. When they want you, you don't want
them. When you both want each other, something messes it up.
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187.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May

You have no idea how much l like you. How much you make me smile, how much l
love talking to you, or how much l wish you were here.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May

Be strong and move on. It's time for you to be happy again.
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189.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May

I really don't care about a lot of things, but when I do care, I care too much.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May

Maybe I don't cry, but it hurts. Maybe I won't say, but I feel. Maybe I don't show, but I
care.

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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May

If you stay, stay forever. If you go, do it today. If you change, change for the better.
And if you talk, make sure you mean what you say.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May

Just don't lie to me.


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193.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 30 May

Shit gets old. You get tired of trying to work things out. You get tired of giving
chances. Sometimes you just have to let people go..
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194.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May

This would be so perfect pic.twitter.com/IjnjgV58Tb


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195.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May

I fell in love with your personality, your looks are just a bonus.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May

If you're in a bad mood, here's a baby penguin pic.twitter.com/kDAzzpRX58


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197.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May

Not talking to you kills me.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May

I may be quiet, but I have so much on my mind.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May

I'm glad I met you, I hope you know that.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May

Do you miss me, like I miss you?


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May

I'm not a jealous person. I'm just a girl that would love to punch every other girl in the
face that gives you a second look.

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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May

I have 3 sides: 1) The quiet side 2) The fun and crazy side 3) The side you never want
to see. #honestyhour
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203.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May

I fall, I rise, I make mistakes, I live, I learn, I've been hurt but I'm alive. I'm human,
I'm not perfect but I'm thankful. #69FactsAboutMe
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May

Explaining your feelings to someone is never easy.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May

I need you. A little too much.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May

I want you by my side.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May

I still have feelings for you & no matter how many times I tell myself that I'm better
off without you, a part of me just won't let go.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May

No girl wants to be with a guy that can't let other girls know he's taken.
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209.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May

Goofy girls make excellent girlfriends.

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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May

Maybe I'm scared because you mean more to me than any other person. You are
everything I think about, everything I need, everything I want.
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211.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May

Before you "assume" try this method called "ask".


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May

I've changed? No, I just grew up. I stopped letting people push me around, I learned
that I can't always be happy, I accepted reality.
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213.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May

To me, you are so damn perfect.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May

Current mood. pic.twitter.com/MF5TzCOvpB


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215.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May

I'm moving on. No more waiting, no more hurt. If you wanted me, you could've had
me, but you didn't. You blew your chance.
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216.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May

Suicide is stupid? You wanna know what is stupid? Hurting someone so much
emotionally, that they think suicide is the only answer
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May

They don't miss you when you're gone.. They miss you when you're doing better..
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May

i`m not saying i`m perfect -- i`m far from it. i`m just saying i`m worth it.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May

It is never too late to make things right.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May

Mistakes make me human. Failure makes me stronger. Love keeps me alive. But its
you who keeps me smiling.
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221.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May

Who knew we'd end up like this.


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222.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 29 May

I don't want anyone else to have your heart, kiss your lips, be in your arms, be the one
you love. I don't want anyone to take my place.
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223.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May

Don't flirt with what's mine.


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224.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May

Stop feeling alone. Start laughing. Stop dreaming. Start believing. Stop Fighting. Start
loving. Stop thinking. Start acting.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May

#mention10peopleyoureallylove 1) mom 2) dad 3) brother 4) sister 5) bestfriends 610) *repeat 1-5


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May

This time, last year, everything was so different.


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227.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May

Overthinking when you're laying in bed at night.


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228.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May

I'm having one of those days where I just don't know what I'm feeling.
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229.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May

I want you. All of you. Your flaws. Your mistakes. Your imperfections. I want you,
and only you.
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230.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May

I seriously can't stop thinking about you..


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May

Every time I do my nails -__- pic.twitter.com/9qaIipRmkJ


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232.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May

Not even a million fights could make me hate you.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May

At this point I don't even care. I'm just going with the flow. Whatever happens,
happens.
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234.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May

The first person you think of in the morning, or last person you think of at night, is
either the cause of your happiness or your pain.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May

The more boys I meet, the more I realize that it's only him that I want to be with.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May

Never let a girl go to bed mad or sad.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May

Don't lie to me, I'm not stupid.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May

I rather cuddle and watch a movie with you, instead of going out to a party.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May

Periods. pic.twitter.com/Q7GINzkAnY
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240.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May

When I miss you, it's like every song I listen to is about you.
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241.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May

Isn't it ironic that the only person who can make you really happy , is the same person
who makes you sad and lonely?
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242.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May

I miss you but you seem just fine without me.


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243.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May

Life goes on.. with or without you.


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244.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May

Here is an app to make your original Button Badge Design! http://bsa.ly/17wi


@katsushinakano #Design #DIY *ad
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May

I get so damn jealous when it comes to you.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May

If he misses you, he'll call. If he cares, he'll show it. If not, he can't be worth your time
because you're obviously not worth his.
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247.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May

I wonder if we'll ever talk again like we used to.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May

I hate acting like I don't care when it's really tearing me up inside.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May

I just wanna see you. Hold you. Hug you. Touch you. Kiss you. Cuddle with you.
Love you. Be there with you.
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250.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May

Smile, even if it's fake. Laugh, even if you hurt. Don't let anyone get to you, you're
beautiful regardless of what anyone says to you.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 28 May

A single "K" is already rude, but a "K." with a full period. Just get the fuck out.
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252.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May

If someone seriously wants to be a part of your life they will seriously make an effort
to be in it. no reasons no excuses.
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253.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May

I don't like being led on, lied to, confused, none of that shit. Just tell me how it is from
the beginning.
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254.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May

Promise me you will never forget all the times we spent together.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May

Yepppp!!!! pic.twitter.com/GgqAED0jyN
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256.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May

God only gives three answers to prayer: 1. "Yes!" 2. "Not yet." 3. "I have something
better in mind."
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May

Dear God, sometimes it's hard for me to understand what you really want to happen
but I trust you. I know you will give me what's best.
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258.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May

#ThoughtsLateAtNight making up scenes in my head that I hope will happen but


won't.
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259.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May

When I get married, divorce is not an option. You're mad? Take your ass in the other
room & calm down, because we're going to work this out
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May

I respect those that tell me the truth, no matter how hard it is.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May

#ThoughtsLateAtNight I'm hungry pic.twitter.com/qbUiivljzQ

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262.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May

#ICantChillWithYouIf 1) U can't be weird 2) U have no sense of humor 3) U smell


bad 4) U think you know everything 5) U're dramatic
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May

#ThingsIMissAboutMyChildhood pic.twitter.com/DwUXs5CJi9
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264.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May

You can't stay mad at someone who makes you smile.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May

One day you'll realize I'm the one who's always been there for you.
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266.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May

The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your flaws, mistakes &
weaknesses, but still thinks you're completely amazing.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May

Lose the argument, not the person.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May

Missing someone & not being able to see them is the worst feeling ever.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May

I dont trust words, I trust actions.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May

I want you. Simple as that..


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May

Just because I let you go, doesn't mean I wanted to.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May

You're honestly all I think about...

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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May

The person who really loves you will never leave your side no matter how hard things
get through better or worse.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May

Waking up to cute texts > pic.twitter.com/rjIQ9J6nXA


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May

Bestfriends can see the difference between your fake smile and the real one.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May

I wish I could press fast forward, just to see if youre worth the wait...
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May

Small things that mean a lot: Cute texts, tight hugs, long replies, holding hands,
remembering the little things,& kisses on the forehead.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May

You'll never understand until it happens to you.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May

Girls are sensitive, they overthink every little thing and they care way more than they
should, but thats what makes their love so strong.
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280.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May

Don't give up just because things are hard.


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281.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May

I miss you, but I'm trying not to care anymore.


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282.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 27 May

Be amazing. Be good. Be pretty. Be strong. Be smart. Be cool. But the most important
thing is, be yourself.
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283.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May

That moment you lose all respect for that person you used to like.
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284.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May

pic.twitter.com/RdY1e41ng1
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285.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May

I don't give up on people, they give up on me, so trust me when I tell you I'm not
going anywhere.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May

Thank you for making me smile today.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May

#WeAllKnowThatOnePersonWho always eat like an elephant but stay skinny.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May

I only trust a few.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May

I'll never forget the first time I saw you.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May

Females who don't ask for much, deserve it all.


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291.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May

I miss you most at night


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292.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May

Behind my smile, there's a story you would never understand.


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293.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May

Maybe we dont have a Perfect Relationship. We fought, argue, cry, commit mistakes.
But we have Similarities, were both Love each other.
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294.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May

I'm starting to get that "fuck it" attitude about everything..

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295.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May

I'm tired of getting my hopes up for things that I know will never happen.
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296.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May

#ThatOneExWho no matter what you two have been through you'd still give them
another chance.
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297.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May

#WeAllKnowThatOnePersonWho can make us laugh and cheer us up when we are


at our worse
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298.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May

Happiness keeps you sweet. Trials keep you strong. Sorrow keeps you human. Failure
keeps you humble. God keeps you going.
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299.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May

Stop sending me mixed signals, either you're into me or you're not.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May

How my internet addiction started. pic.twitter.com/MXcjO7b5b2


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301.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May

When people flirt with your Girlfriend/Boyfriend <<<


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May

I love sleep. You forget about pain, problems, stress, everything for a while.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May

This summer.. pic.twitter.com/rfE3QBq8gi


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May

To be honest, you're the only one i've ever spent this much time and effort on.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May

I only want you.

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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May

It's amazing what a girl will put up with for the boy she likes.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May

The best relationships usually begin unexpectedly.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May

When you really care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.
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309.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May

The worst feeling is feeling unwanted by the person you want the most.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May

One of the most amazing feelings in the world is having someone fall in love with you
who you thought you never had a chance with.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May

Even if I had a million reasons to leave, I would still look for one to stay.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May

Never expect, never assume, never ask, and never demand. Just let it be. Because if
it's meant to be, it will be.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 26 May

I don't understand our relationship. Sometimes, we're friends. Sometimes, we're more
then friends. Other times, I'm just a stranger to you.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 25 May

Never give up. Great things take time.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 25 May

I'm missing you right now.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 25 May

Seriously. pic.twitter.com/5pjSZm9TUr
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 25 May

He lies, she cries. He's not sorry, but he apologizes. She complains, he doesn't change.
But yet, she still stays.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 25 May

Retweet for Bayern Munchen. Favorite for Borussia Dortmund. #UCL #UCLFinal
pic.twitter.com/YMDNZ4A0ey
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319.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 25 May

I'm a girl. I don't smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don't sleep around or start
drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 25 May

I'm not perfect. I'll annoy you, make you mad but put all that aside...You'll never find
someone who cares and loves you more than me.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 25 May

If I treated you the way you treated me, you would hate me.
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322.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 25 May

I admit, I really miss how things used to be. But I can also admit, that I've accepted
the fact that things have changed.
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323.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 25 May

I miss the old you. The one that cared about me.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 25 May

The only reason why I get jealous is because remember we started off as friends too.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 25 May

If I didn't care about you, I wouldn't get so mad at the things you do.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 25 May

Sometimes I think I should text you, then I think pic.twitter.com/x1iUQ8yDZI


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327.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 25 May

Everything is going to be alright, maybe not today, but eventually.

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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 25 May

Some people I'm kinda glad I'm not close to anymore.


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329.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 25 May

My best friend's problems are my problems.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 25 May

Music always helps, no matter what you're going through.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 25 May

Smile. It might not make our problems disappear, but it will stop people from asking
what's wrong with us.
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332.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 25 May

Be with someone who wont stay mad at you, who cant stand not talking to you, and
whos afraid of losing you.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 25 May

I'm not a perfect person, I make a lot of mistakes but still, I love those people who
stay with me after knowing how I really am.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 25 May

I am who I am. Im weird, Im lame, I run into things, I spill food, I trip, I scream
about random & stupid stuff. But, I like it that way.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 25 May

My problem is I can't stay mad. I always end up forgiving people, even when they
don't deserve it.
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336.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 25 May

Never give up on the things you really want..


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 25 May

I want you to be happy but I want to be the reason.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 25 May

It's sad when you realize you aren't as important to someone as you thought you were.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 25 May

A best friend is someone that came into your life, sticked with you through ups and
downs and never left.
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340.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 25 May

A true friend cares like a mom, scolds like a dad, teases like a sister, irritates like a
brother, and loves more than a lover.
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341.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 25 May

Real girlfriend will be on your ass, text you everyday, fight with you, cares about you,
listens to you, and loves you like no girl has.
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342.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 24 May

Maybe I just expect too much.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 24 May

Isnt it amazing how a person who was once just a stranger, suddenly meant the world
to you?
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344.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 24 May

All the bullshit made me strong.


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345.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 24 May

If I delete your number, you're basically deleted from my life


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 24 May

#ISmileWhen I see my mom happy RT if you love your mom


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 24 May

Its Friday. I'm Alive. I'm Breathing. I'm Living. I'm Blessed. God Is Good. God Is
Great. #TGIF AMEN!
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 24 May

One day you're gonna remember me & how much I loved you. Then you're gonna
hate yourself for letting go..
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349.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 24 May

The person who makes you happiest is the person who can hurt you the most.
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350.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 24 May

#WhenIGetMarried my first marriage will be my last!


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 24 May

Don't forget to pray tonight because God didn't forget to wake you up this morning.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 24 May

If I open up to you, then you're probably special.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 24 May

It's so hard not talking to you...


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 24 May

Late night memories are always the best memories.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 24 May

#AwkwardSituations When everyone is singing "Happy Birthday" to me, and I'm


just sitting there looking at the cake.. pic.twitter.com/9yHpoWwYou
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356.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 24 May

#WhenIGetMarried 1) No divorce 2) No cheating 3) Just us two till the end


pic.twitter.com/mtLoucLhKj
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357.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 24 May

It is never too late to make things right.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 24 May

Be careful who you trust and tell your problems to.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 24 May

Whatever we had, can we just have it again?


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 24 May

Real friends get treated like family.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 24 May

Im happy for you, thats the hardest lie you can say to a special someone from your
past who has found a new person to love.
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362.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 24 May

Don't sweat it or regret it, just move on and forget it.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 24 May

Always remember who was there for you when no one else was.
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364.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 24 May

I erased his number to forget the pain but now I'm waiting for a text from an
unregistered number that only my heart can remember.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 24 May

The past is behind, learn from it. The future is ahead, prepare for it. The present is
here, live it.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 24 May

Reasons to have a guy best friend pic.twitter.com/u7tET9knE3


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 24 May

Sometimes, you have to let go of people that mean a lot to you. Not becos you dont
love them but because its the best thing to do for both.
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368.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 24 May

Sometimes, we need to be hurt in order to grow. We must lose in order to gain.


Sometimes, some lessons are learned best through pain.
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369.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 24 May

I'm missing you and it's killing me.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 24 May

I'm sensitive, I over think every little thing, and I care way too much.
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371.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 24 May

Life is getting harder and harder. And to be strong, all I have to do is getting closer
and closer to God.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 24 May

One of the best feeling in the world is when youre hugging the person you love and
they hug you back even tighter.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 23 May

Don't force someone to make time for you, if they really want to, they will.
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374.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 23 May

Some people stick with you only because they have no one to stick with but when
they found someone else, they will just leave you alone.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 23 May

My last relationship taught me a lot.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 23 May

From strangers to friends. From friends to best friends. From best friends to lovers.
From lovers to ex. From ex to strangers with memories.
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377.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 23 May

People will hate YOU, rate YOU, break YOU, and shake YOU. How strong YOU
stand is what makes YOU.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 23 May

Yep pic.twitter.com/ZgPlfuoHBK
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 23 May

My life in a picture.. pic.twitter.com/bsVQVsVL8m


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 23 May

Don't judge someone's attitude until you've felt their pain.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 23 May

When I care about someone, I really fucking care.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 23 May

I want a relationship where we can be boring as hell around each other and still be
completely okay with that.
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383.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 23 May

If I'm with you, I'm with you. Nobody else matters.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 23 May

I hate fighting with the one person who makes me smile the most
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 23 May

I hate it when I'm drinking and somebody tries to correct my VODKABULARY


#tweeliketheoppositegender
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386.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 23 May

When I'm quiet: 1) Tired 2) Don't have anything to talk about 3) Over-thinking 4)
Upset 5) Falling apart 6) All of the above
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387.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 23 May

We aren't dating, but I'm afraid of someone new getting close to you.
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388.

Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 23 May

Stop searching for the right person. Just look for a good catcher. The one who could
catch your heart when it starts falling.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 23 May

Relationship is not finding a Gold or Silver among the rocks of life. It is accepting
each other as Coal till Diamonds are formed with time.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 23 May

My mind is saying "forget that person". My heart is saying "Don't let go".
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 23 May

I notice everything, I just act like I don't...


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 23 May

Dating or not.. youre still mine.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 23 May

Make mistakes, learn from them, and move on.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 23 May

What's worse than being alone? Being used, lied to, deceived, fucked over, left
behind, and completely forgotten. ......Just saying.
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 23 May

True. pic.twitter.com/GvlWlyiEG4

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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 23 May

I wish I was kissing you instead of missing you.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 23 May

Catch no feelings, feel no pain.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 23 May

Me looking at old pictures: "Why?" Me looking at old haircut: "Why?" Me looking at


old clothes: "Why?" Me looking at old crush: "Why?"
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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 23 May

I love it when I hear lyrics that apply to my current situation.


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Damn Its TRUE! @damnitstrue 23 May

Enjoying the game! I love summer!!!!!!! #CoronaSummer http://bit.ly/10QeXFK


#sp
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