Ninjas are everywhere. They are masters of disguise. They are experts at almost all
weapons, can run for miles without breaking a sweat, and they can be hired as mercenaries.
That is why you need to defend yourself from ninjas. Let's say you accidentally bump into that
guy in your office. He had a bad day already, and you've just dumped his coffee all over his
shirt. You apologize and think it ended there. He doesn't think it ended there, and hires a ninja to
kill you.
First Steps
1) The first thing you must do to survive is not tell anyone. They may tell the ninja by accident
because of ninjas' expert disguising skills. Even if no one tells the ninja, that information may
endanger him or her.
2) Start your training regimen. You need to get your stamina up, you're upper body strength
needs to be strong, and you need to be able to defend yourself with whatever you find. The
book When Ninjas Attack says that ninja
mercenaries usually plan their attack over 9 months so
you may have a good amount of time.
3) The next thing you need to do is make your house ninja proof. There
are a LOT of things you can do for this so let's break it into two parts:
outside defense and inside defense.
Ninja History
do anything to complete
a mission. On the other
hand samurais would
challenge an opponent,
state their lineage then
fight.
4) Protect all family and people involved closely in your lives. If possible,
convince them to take a vacation or visit faraway family. Ninjas will do
anything to complete their mission and nothing is below the belt for
them.
Extra facts
In the When Ninjas Attack, a book that centers around how to defend yourself from ninjas, they
say that 87% of all unsolved murders in the 48 lower states of the U.S. are the direct result of a
ninja attack. In Hawaii and in Alaska 92% and 93% are the direct result of ninja attacks.
The CIA also has a page on its website about ninjas:
https://www.cia.gov/library/center-for-the-study-of-intelligence/kent-csi/vol9no2/html/
v09i2a06p_0001.htm
Sources cited
Kaplan, Sam, Phoebe Bronstein, Keith Riegert, and Miro Salazar. When Ninjas Attack: A
Survival Guide for Defending Yourself against the Silent Assassins. Berkeley, CA: Ulysses,
2010. Print.
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