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Margaret Cho

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TUDO SOBRE SEXO

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This television program is
an honest conversation about
sex, intended for adults, which
may include coarse language,
images and voice mail messages
to ex-boyfriends.
ESTE PROGRAMA UMA CONVERSA SINCERA
SOBRE SEXO, VOLTADO PARA ADULTOS, QUE
PODE INCLUIR LINGUAGENS RUDES,
IMAGENS E MENSAGENS DE VOZ A EXNAMORADOS.
This brand new, awesome show, All About Sex, is all
about sex, and intended for an adult audience. There
may be language and images you might find
disturbing. I dont believe that for one second, but
were obligated to say this.
Esse novo e incrvel show, Tudo Sobre Sexo, sobre
sexo e voltado para um pblico adulto. Poder ter
linguagem e imagens que voc pode achar
perturbadoras. Eu no creio que isso acontea, mas
somos obrigados a dizer isso.
Argh! <ph>
Argh! <reao>
Okay, I think headboard woman on Sex sent me to the
ER is genius. I mean weve all faked a headache but
she went really far. I think she plotted this whole thing
to get out of sex.
Ok, eu acho que a mulher cabeceira em Sexo me
mandou pro hospital genial. Quero dizer, ns todas
j fingimos uma dor de cabea mas ela foi muito alm.
Eu acho que ela planejou tudo isso pra fugir do sexo.
I just say Im so tiny youll never fit.

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Eu s digo que sou to pequenina que voc no nunca

vai caber.
<laughing>

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Heather

<risos>
This is the dream job. We are your new friends with

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Esse o emprego dos sonhos. Ns somos suas novas

amigas com benefcios e estamos prontas para fazer de
tudo.
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benefits, and were ready to go all the way!

Margaret Cho

I cannot I cant talk.

Eu no posso...eu no posso falar.
Im Heather McDonald, best-selling author, comedian
and virgin until I was 27. Catholic!
Eu sou Heather McDonald, escritora best-seller,
comediante e virgem at os 27. Catlica!
<laughing>
<risos>
Marissa Jaret Winokur. I spent my 20s trying not to
get pregnant, my 30s trying to get pregnant and my
40s, huh <ph>, avoiding sex altogether.
Marissa Jaret Winokur. I passei meus 20 anos tentando
no engravidar, meus 30 tentando engravidar e meus
40 anos, uhm <reao>, evitando sexo completamente.
My thing would be like put the dishes away!
Eu faria algo como - Lave as louas!
Im Dr. Tiffanie Davis Henry, a certified sex therapist
and Ill be your erotic tour guide to a happy, healthy,
horny sex life.
Eu sou a Dra. Tiffanie Davis Henry, uma diplomada
terapeuta de sexo e serei sua guia turistica ertica para
uma feliz, saudvel e excitada vida sexual.
<screaming>
<grito>
Thats great!
Isso foi demais!
Im Margaret Cho. Ive been a pioneer in alternative
sexuality for years, and I will be your guide to the wild
side.
Eu sou Margaret Cho. H muito tempo, sou uma
pioneira em sexualidade alternativa e serei sua guia
para o lado selvagem.
I want to teach you guys how to do hog ties.
Eu quero ensinar vocs como fazer lao de porco.

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if someone tried to hog tie me, first of all if they called

it a hog tie, Id be out.

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Se algum tentar fazer lao de porco em mim, antes de

tudo, se chamarem isso de lao de porco, eu estou fora.
And together, were All About Sex.

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Margaret Cho

E juntas, ns somos Tudo Sobre Sexo.

Get the safety scissors!

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Pegue as tesouras de segurana!

Safety scissors, please!
Tesouras de segurana, por favor!
<laughing>
<risadas>
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All
About
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TUDO
SOBRE
SEXO
Hello, Im Margaret Cho, and Im here with my sex
posse: Marissa, Dr. Tiff and the gorgeous Heather
McDonald. You know, late at night, most of us are on
our computer and what I like to do after my husband
has fallen asleep and is snoring so loud I want to
murder him, instead of doing that I go on my computer
and I look up like crazy sex stories that I like to call
hot bed news, and I found this one that I really love.
Theyre saying that women are cheating more than
they have in the past, more than ever.
Ol, eu sou Margaret Cho e estou aqui com minha
equipe sexual: Marissa, Dra. Tiff e a maravilhosa
Heather McDonald. Vocs sabem, tarde da noite, a
maioria de ns est em nossos computadores e o que
eu gosto de fazer depois que meu marido cai no sono e
est roncando to alto que me d vontade de mat-lo,
ao invs de fazer isso eu vou ao meu computador e
procuro por histrias de sexo malucas que eu gosto de
chamar de notcias de cama quente e eu achei essa que
eu realmente amo. Esto dizendo que as mulheres
esto traindo mais que fizeram no passado, mais do
que nunca.
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HOT BED NEWS

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Women are making more money now, you know
As mulheres esto ganhando mais dinheiro agora, voc
sabe...
Yes.
Sim.
now we can actually afford to bed secretaries.
...agora ns podemos pagar por secretrios de cama.
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MARGARET CHO
Yes, yes. And now women are like no, Im paying the
mortgage, I dont want just a pair of new shoes, I want
some fresh penis in Pittsburgh on my work trip. I
deserve that too.
Sim, sim. E agora as mulheres esto tipo - no, eu
estou pagando a hipoteca, eu no quero apenas um par
de sapatos novos, eu quero um pouco de pnis fresco
em Pittsburgh na minha viagem a trabalho. Eu mereo
isso tambm.
Women, were, were socialized to be duplicitous.
Were socialized to lie and were socialized to get
away with stuff, I think.
Mulheres, ns somos, ns somos socializadas para
sermos infiis. Ns somos socializadas para mentir e
socializadas para apagar rastros, eu acho.
Right.
Certo.
I dont think that women have been cheating more, I
just think were talking about it more and were more
open about it and were more open about our sexuality
now, so its just out there.

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Eu no acho que as mulheres tem trado mais, s acho

que estamos falando mais sobre isso e estamos mais
abertas sobre isto e tambm sobre sexualidade agora,
ento s est por a.
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DRA. TIFFANIE DAVIS HENRY

Well, and with the Facebook, like you can find people.
However, I have been having no luck finding my ex-

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boyfriend, Brian Flynn <ph>. Brian Flynn, where are

you? You loved me when I was 19. Look, I dont
want to leave my husband for him, I just want to go to
lunch with him because I know hell, itll be a
disappointment, hell be like middle aged, but I look
the same.

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Bem, e com o Facebook, tipo, voc pode achar

pessoas. No entanto, eu no tive sorte em achar meu
ex-namorado, Brian Flynn. Brian Flynn, onde est
voc? Voc me amou quando eu tinha 19 anos. Olhe,
eu no quero deixar meu marido por ele, eu s quero
que almocemos juntos porque sei que ser uma grande
frustrao, ele deve aparentar meia-idade, mas eu estou
ainda com a mesma aparncia.
<laughing>
<risadas>
So itll be like, itll be a nice lunch for him.
Ento ser tipo, um almoo legal pra ele.
I will help you find him.
Eu vou te ajudar a encontr-lo
Will you help me find him? I have looked.
Voc consegue me ajudar? Eu procurei.
I have I am the biggest Facebook stalker there is. I
have a plan B, I have a plan C.
Eu tenho...eu sou a maior rastreadora de Facebook que
existe. Eu tenho um plano B, eu tenho um plano C.
There is about 8,000 Brian Flynns.
Existem em torno de 8.000 Brian Flynns.
I am like oh, I can find Brian Flynn.
Eu sou tipo, oh, eu posso achar Brian Flynn.
Okay. He thought I had a beautiful singing voice. It
was like everything about me loved, and I, my whole
family is like so over me I just want someone to like
give me compliments.
Ok. Ele achava que eu tinha uma bela voz cantante.
Era como se ele amasse tudo sobre mim e eu, minha
famlia inteira j est to cansada de mim que eu s
quero algum que me faa alguns elogios.
Brian Flynn, if youre watching, call us email!
Brian Flynn, se voc est nos assistindo, ligue pra
gente...email!

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Yes!
Sim!
Okay, this week the worlds most perfect woman,
Blake Lively, had a baby girl
Ok, esta semana a mulher mais perfeita do mundo,
Blake Lively, deu a luz a uma menina...
Ah!
Ah!
and Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are preggo
<ph>. Now this people that are that perfect together,
doesnt it kind of cancel out the hotness?
E Justin Timberlake e Jessica Biel vo ter um beb.
Agora esse casal que so perfeitos juntos, isso de certa
forma no cancela a gostosura deles?
Jessica Biel, I mean is absolutely gorgeous and I dont
think like hes going to lose interest in her, but I do
think once she has a kid I, I feel like her career is
not on the same level, but at least we know in like
seven years she can get on Real Housewives of
Beverly Hills.
Jessica Biel, quero dizer absolutamente linda e no
acho que ele v perder interesse nela, mas eu acho sim
que uma vez que ela tiver um filho...eu sinto a carreira
dela no est no mesmo nvel, mas ao menos ns
sabemos que em 7 anos ela pode entrar no Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills.
<laughing>
<risos>
Because if they got Lisa Rinner, like theyll get Jessica
Biel, with
Porque se eles tem a Lisa Rinner, ento eles vo
conseguir a Jessica Biel com...
And heres the Yes, no

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...Justin fazendo uma participao.

Heres the thing. If I feel like... Ah, that would be
sweet of Justin to support his wife.

Heather

O negcio o seuginte. Eu acho que...ah, seria bem

fofo do Justin apoiar sua esposa.
It could be like the Harry Hamlin <ph>.

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E aqui est o...sim, no...

Justin making an appearance.

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Poderira ser como o Harry Hamlin.

I have to say sex after marriage is like er, <ph> its
okay, but sex after a baby is like a disaster. Im sorry,
Justin. It will slow down.
Eu devo dizer que sexo aps o casamento como,
mmm, ok, mas sexo depois de um beb como um
desastre. Me desculpe, Justin. Vai diminuir.
Well, for every, for everyone.
Bem, para qualquer, pra qualquer um.
It slows down the most beautiful women
Diminui o ritmo das mais belas mulheres...
Yes, like I mean like Drew Barrymore, you know, now
she has two kids, but shes married to this cute guy, but
I can see her even being like oh my God, Im sorry,
honey, Im not feeling sexy. Like the kids are crying
and I cant have all of this walking in when Im having
an orgasm, shell be completely traumatized and its
says to me that Im not even a mother because Im a
huge dork and Im raising these children. Its just like,
its amazing, but I mean youve got to plan, youve got
to schedule sex. You have to schedule sex is what Im
saying.
Sim, como por exemplo a Drew Barrymore, sabe,
agora ela tem dois filhos mas ela casada com esse
cara gato, mas eu posso ver ela tipo - Ai meu deus, me
desculpe querido, no me sinto sexy. Enquanto os
filhos choram e no consigo ter isso rolando enquanto
estou tendo um orgasmo, ela ficar completamente
traumatizada e nem sou uma me, eu sou essa grande
besta e estou criando esses filhos. como se,
incrvel, voc tem que planejar, ter que agendar o
sexo. Voc vai ter que agendar o sexo e isso que
quero dizer.
Its just so
tudo to...
if youre going to be a good mom.
...se voc quer ser uma boa me.
creepy because you look like youve had a stroke
when you do that. And I feel sorry for your Bells
Palsy. I cant even do it, but thats what it is. Its like
really Mary Jay would turn on whatever. <laughter>
Thats what Im, Im thinking. Okay.

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...assustador porque voc aparenta que teve um

derrame quando faz isso. E eu sinto pena por sua
paralisia facial. Eu nem consigo imitar isso, mas o
que isso. como se realmente Mary Jay fosse virar
algo, sei l. <reao> nisso que eu, eu estou
pensando. Ok.
<laughing>
<reao>
This is what I was excited about is a guy that was on
Read It, he is a man with two penises.
Isso o que eu estava excitada sobre um cara que
estava na Read It, ele um homem com dois pnis.
Oh!
<reao>
They both function. It seems like one of them is
circumcised, one of them is not, so you have a with
cheese without cheese.
Ambos funcionam. Parece que um deles
circuncisado, e o outro no, ento voc tem um com
queijo e outro sem queijo.
Yes.

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Sim.
Well something for everyone, even thelactose
intolerant, right?

Heather
McDonald

Bem, algo pra todas, at quem for intolerante a lactose,

certo?
Would you rather have two <laughter> two penises or
a parasitic twin?

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Voc prefere dois <reao> dois pnis ou gmeos

siameses?
Oh gosh, I dont know.

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Oh deus, eu no sei.
Because thats like youre, youre
Porque como se voc, voc...
Which one? What was it?
Qual deles? O que vai ser?
Would you rather have two penises or a parasitic twin,
because thats like you kind of absorbed your twin as
it was growing and now theres just like legs coming
out of your stomach.

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Voc prefere ter dois pnis ou gmeos siameses,

porque como se voc absorvesse seu gmeo
enquanto estava crescendo e agora tem como se
fossem pernas saindo do seu estmago.
And teeth.
E dentes.
Have you ever seen that?
Voc j viu isso?
Yes, he <INAUDIBLE>
Sim, ele <INAUDVEL>
Its amazing.
incrvel
This is, this is going to end badly. This is like
Elephant Man sideshow. It doesnt end well. It
doesnt end well.
Isso vai, isso vai acabar mal. como o show do
homem elefante. No termina bem. Isso no termina
bem.
Both function.

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Veja isso!
Oh my God! No, this is like honestly, this is my
worst nightmare.

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Oh meu Deus! No, isso como...honestamente, isso

o meu pior pesadelo.
But its like theyre, theyre one penis is a little bit
bigger

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Ambos funcionam.
Check it out!

Mas como se, um pnis um pouco maior...

Oh yes!
Isso mesmo!
and the other one is like trying to catch up. So its
like There is like Its like a penis with a little
brother.
...e o outro estivesse tentando alcanar. Ento
como...tem tipo... como um pnis com um irmo mais
novo.
Yes. Its like its like a real Rob Lowe Chad Lowe
situation.

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Sim. como... como Rob Lowe e Chad Lowe,

mesma situao.
Yes, yes, it really is. Ones just a little more attractive.
Sim, sim, realmente. Um deles um pouco mais
atraente.
But they, but they both are a really nice size.
Mas eles, mas os dois so de um bom tamanho.
No, this is just two penises to disappoint. This is like a
total disaster.
No, isso somente dois pnis para desapontar. Isso
um completo disastre.
Oh, its peni.
Ah, pnis.
At least, at least a girl could get double teamed and
feel a little less slutty. You know what I mean? Like,,,
Ao menos, ao menos uma garota pode ter dupla
penetrao e se sentir menos vadia. Voc me entende?
Como...
I think, I think I wonder what it would feel like,
really feel like we should ask our crew, like you know,
what would you, like you know, Jamie would you want
to have two penises?

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Jamie

Eu acho, eu acho...eu imagino como seria se, eu acho

realmente que devemos perguntar nossa equipe, tipo, o
que voc faria, tipo sabe, Jamie voc gostaria de ter
dois pnis?
No, no, Im good with mine, with one, yes.

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No, no, eu estou bem com o meu, um s, sim.

Okay.

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Ok.
I dont need another one, Im good with mine.

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No preciso de mais um, Estou bem com o meu.

I mean it would be a neat party trick, though, if you
had two, right?

Jamie

Quero dizer seria um truque legal pra festa, se voc

tivesse dois, certo?
No. No.

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No. No.

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His identity is secret, but fondly refers to himself as

Double Dick Dude, triple D for short.
Sua identidade secreta, mas carinhosamente se refere
a si como Senhor Pau Duplo, SPD abreviado.
Its a rare condition called diphallia, and it actually
only affects about one in five million, five and a half
million men in the world. One in five and a half
million.
uma condio rara chamada difalia, e isso na
verdade afeta apenas um entre cinco milhes, cinco
milhes e meio de homens no mundo. Um entre cinco
milhes e meio.
So, do you think they have like a group where theyre
like theres give of us, lets hang out. Like we got to
like have a little like its sort of like AA, but like
Ento, voc acha que eles tem tipo um grupo onde eles
so como, tem cinco de ns, vamos sair. Como se
tivessemos um pouco de...como se fosse um tipo de
AA, mas tipo...
They have to Skype, a support group.
Eles tem que usar o Skype, a um grupo de apoio.
Apparently theres ten of them.
Aparentemente h dez deles.
Would you <laughter>
Voc iria...<reao>
So
Ento...
And Margarets met all of them.
E Margaret conheceu todos eles.
I know. How about the royal screw. Prince Andrews
alleged sex scandal. Now, a woman is coming forward
and said what, allegedly, they went to an island
belonging to Jeffrey Epstein, who actually is a
convicted pedophile. He served two years I prison,
which is not very long to serve but, you know, I always
believe the victims, you know, when women come
forward that seems to be, you know, they, theyre
going to tell the truth, I think.
Eu sei. E sobre a traio real. Prncipe Andrews com o
suposto escandalo sexual. Agora uma mulher apareceu
dizendo que, supostamente, eles foram a uma ilha que

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pertence a Jeffrey Epstein, que na verdade um

pedfilo convicto. Ele esteve por dois anos na priso, o
que no muito tempo mas, sabe, quando mulheres se
expem me parece, sabe, elas, elas fazem isso para
dizer a verdade, eu acho.
I just feel kind of bad. Shes just out there by herself.
You know, shes the only one. Its like I, its horrible
if youre a, a, a victim of a sexual assault, but like at
least with the Cosby scandal theres like 18 of them
and they can all go to Cocos <ph> after the press
conference <laughter> and like talk about it with
Gloria Allred and say what, what it was like to work at
William Morris during the 80s, and like just have
some stories, you know?
Eu me sinto meio mal. Ela est sozinha nisso. Sabe, ela
a nica. como eu, horrvel se voc uma, uma
vtima de um assdio sexual, mas pelo menos no
escandalo Cosby tiveram 18 delas e elas todas podem
ir a Coco <reao> aps a coletiva de imprensa
<reao> e tipo conversar sobre isso com Gloria Allred
e dizer como foi trabalhar na William Morris durante
os anos 80 e tipo s ter alguma histrias, sabe?
Like yes
Tipo sim...
Shes just totally out there by herself, and I feel bad.
Ela est totalmente sozinha l fora e eu me sinto mal.
I know. Shes like, you know, if they, they get to say
well, what sweater was he wearing, what did he use?
Eu sei. Ela tipo, sabe, se eles falarem -bem, qual
suter ele estava usando, o que vestia?
Yes, exactly.

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Marissa Jaret
Winokur

Sim, exato.
What sweater? <laughing> My dad used to have all
those sweaters.

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Margaret Cho

Que suter? <risos> Meu pai costumava ter todos esses

suteres
I know its horrible.

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Marissa Jaret
Winokur

Eu sei horrvel.
So, I dont know if you guys know about this, my
husbands not gay and theres a huge uproar about it.
Ento, eu no sei se vocs sabem, mas meu marido no
gay e esto fazendo o maior alvoroo sobre isso.

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Margaret Cho

Marissa Jaret
Winokur

Bem, talvez seja porque as mulheres, mulheres e

homens que esto casando em Utah e querem meio que
continuar Mormon, mas as mulheres esto ficando
grvidas e os homens, admitindo atrao por outros
homens.
They actually say theyre not gay, they are SSA, Same
Sex Attraction.

Heather
McDonald

Na verdade eles dizem que no so gays, mas so

AMS, Atrados pelo Mesmo Sexo.
Yes, and but what that is that all the men are hanging
out together.

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Marissa Jaret
Winokur

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Heather
McDonald

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Well maybe its because women, women and men

getting married in Utah and they want to sort of stay
Mormon, but the women are getting pregnant and the
men are, are admitting their attraction to other men.

Margaret Cho

Heather
McDonald

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Marissa Jaret
Winokur

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Heather
McDonald

Sim, mas o que acontece que todos os homens saem

juntos.
Yes!
Sim!
Theyre not attracted to men and theyre like oh, were
going on a camping trip. Its like hey, Brokeback
Mountain! No!
Eles no sentem atrao por homens e eles esto tipo,
oh, ns vamos acampar. Ei! como Brokeback
Mountain! No!
Theyre really just ready to come out. As soon as they
get on TV admitting their attraction to men, its just the
ultimate Grindr profile.
Eles esto prontos pra sair do armrio. Assim que
saram na TV admitindo que so atrados por homens,
como se tivessem o maior perfil de Grindr.
Oh, totally! And the, and them having a little bit of
fame from being on TV
Ah, total! E o, e eles tendo um pouco de fama por
aparecer na TV...
Will make them even gayer.
Deixa eles ainda mais gays.
And I think theyre going to start acting real sassy. If
theyre not acting sassy, theyre going to be like, mm,
yes, Im going to church. <laughter> You know, like,
I just started, I just started loving the whole thing.

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Margaret Cho

Sim, essa a hora para o nosso primeiro jogo de

bebidas. Eu amo um bom teste de sexo. Seja quem for
que acerte tem que beber. Qual percentagem de
mulheres usa suborno sexual para que o homem ajude
com as coisas da casa? Ento o que vocs acham? 14,
68 ou 84 por cento? Quero dizer, isso acontece, isso
acontece, sabe, tem uma barganha rolando.
GRAPHICS ON SCREEN:
SEX TEST:
What percentage of
women use sexual bribery
to get their man to help
out around the house?
a. 14%

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E eu acho que eles vo comear a ficar bem ousados.

Se eles no ficarem ousados, eles vo ficar tipo, mmm,
sim, eu vou a igreja <reao> Sabe, tipo, eu s
comecei, eu s comecei a gostar dessa coisa toda.
Yes, this is time for our first drinking game. I love a
great sex test. Whoever gets it right gets to drink.
What percentage of women use sexual bribery to get
their man to help out around the house? So what do
you think, 14, 68 or 84 percent? I mean this happens,
this happens, you know, theres bartering going on.

Marissa Jaret
Winokur

TESTE DE SEXO:
Qual porcentagem de mulheres usam suborno sexual
para conseguir que seus homens ajudem com as tarefas
de casa?
a. 14%
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b. 68%
GRAPHICS ON SCREEN:
c. 84%
Thats like, thats like the only reason to have sex!
Take off the laundry, Ill have sex with you.
Isso como, como se fosse a nica razo para se ter
sexo! Lave as roupas, eu fao sexo com voc.
Break 1

Margaret Cho

GRAPHICS ON SCREEN:
SEX TEST:
What percentage of
women use sexual bribery
to get their man to help
out around the house?
a. 14%

TESTE DE SEXO:
Qual a porcentagem de mulheres usam suborno sexual
para conseguir que seus homens ajudem com as tarefas
de casa?
a. 14%
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Marissa Jaret
Winokur

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Margaret Cho

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Heather
McDonald
Margaret Cho

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Dr. Tiffanie
Davis Henry

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Margaret Cho

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Dr. Tiffanie
Davis Henry
Margaret Cho

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b. 68%
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c. 84%
I dont remember the number so I say 98%
Eu no me lembro o nmero ento eu digo 98%
Okay, that was like way overblown. Heather.
Ok, isso foi demais, passou longe, Heather
50, 54.
Okay. Medium Dr T.
Ok. Mdio Dra. T.
Im going to say 68.
Eu vou dizer 68.
Okay. Survey says
Ok. A pesquisa diz...
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MARGARET CHO
68, 68, 68.
Survey says 84 percent!
A pesquisa diz 84 por cento!
GRAPHICS ON SCREEN:
SEX TEST:
What percentage of
women use sexual bribery
to get their man to help
out around the house?
c. 84%
(Source: womansday.com)
Qual a porcentagem de mulheres usam suborno sexual
para conseguir que seus homens ajudem com as tarefas
de casa?
c. 84%

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Dr. Tiffanie
Davis Henry

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Marissa Jaret
Winokur

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Margaret Cho

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Dr. Tiffanie
Davis Henry

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Marissa Jaret
Winokur

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(Fonte:womansday.com)
Oh wow!
Oh, uau!
Oh yeag, yes.
Muito bem, sim.
I mean, you know
Tipo, voc sabe...
Drink up, baby! Drink up.
Beba tudo mesmo! Beba tudo.
Heres why I said that. I think the other people were
lying. I think its much more. I think when you get
into a marriage that is your one card, thats the one
thing you hold over your husband. Youre like we can
do this, but you have to do this laundry list of things
first, and if you dont make me mad until that time we
will do it.
Aqui vai o porqu eu disse aquilo. Eu acho que outras
pessoas esto mentindo. Eu acho que muito mais. Eu
acho que quando voc entra em um casamento a sua
nica carta, a nica coisa que voc consegue usar
com seu marido. Voc do tipo ns podemos fazer
isso, mas voc tem que fazer essa lista de roupas pra
lavar primeiro, e se voc no me deixar brava at
aquela hora, ns vamos fazer isso.
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MARISSA JARET WINOKUR
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