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PARISH PRESIDENT..................4
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success.
Ascension Parish citizens
have the right to receive the
leadership that will overcome
obstacles now hindering the
process.
It is a daunting task, but one
our employees are ready to
tackle. It is with a confident
mind and a serving heart that
I ask for your support and
wisdom. Become a part of
the process when you feel
so inclined.
Keep us informed of issues we
may be missing. Join us not
only in serving you, but serving
each other as well. All that has
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L to R: Potash Safety Specialist Chase Stogner, Firefighter Jack Belleu, Potash HSE Manager Gary Devall, Lt. Gary Germany, Sgt. Greg Swanson,
Chief James E. LeBlanc, Asst. Chief Josh Wingerter, Firefighter Mytrail Whitehead, Asst. Chief Shane Stunts and Safety Officer Mike Breaux
Department received a
Volunteer Firefighters.
LeBlanc said.
live firefighting.
through employment,
investments.
improving in developing
countries, crop nutrients such
As a family of volunteers
Stated LeBlanc.
Cypress Hall
Full wedding
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much more.
Full bar available.
Catering Coordinator:
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Proclaims Gwen
LeBlanc Day in
Ascension Parish
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Birthstones
January - Garnet.
Known
thousands of years for their
pomegranate color, a gift of garnet is
your diamonds every day, soap, cosmetics, skin oils, and lotions tend to
build up and can form a film that
dulls a diamonds lively sparkle.
To clean your diamonds yourself, soak
diamonds in a solution of water,
detergent, and ammonia. Then scrub
gently with a soft brush. Put the jewelry in a fine wire strainer and rinse
under warm running water. The
strainer prevents diamonds from slipping down the drain.
To keep your diamonds looking their
best they should be cleaned regularly.
The safest way is to let us do it for
you using a high powered steam bath
Jewelry Doctor
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Your Best
Hair Day,
Everyday.
You know that Ive done just
about everything to my hair
from coloring it red, blonde and
brown. Ive also tried every type
of strategy to add length to my
hair like adding hair tracks,
weaves, clip in and bonded
extensions.
My biggest challenge with
extensions is that they were too
heavy for my fine, color treated
hair and ended up causing more
breakage and harm to my hair. I
recently started hearing more
about tape in extensions, so I
decided to do some research and
then called one of my friends
Amber Leigh at Vintage salon at
1203 E. Cornerview in
Gonzales. She convinced me to
give them a try, and a month
into having these tape ins, I
AFTER
BEFORE
Amber Leigh
Vintage Salon
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Barbara Villemarette
announces the opening of her
new retail shoppe located in
The Venue Shopping Center
on Hwy 431 in St. Amant,
near the intersection of
Hwys 431 & 621, also near
The Church at St. Amant.
Pam Louque, Gwen Kohan, Barbara Villemarette, Annette Bates, Ruth Hanson, Denise Hebert, Pam Delaune
SPECIALIZING in
Shabby Chic, Vintage,
Antiques, Collectibles,
Furniture, and Gifts
from brand new to old
Nineteenth Century
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SHOULD BE A LITTLE
SOMETHING FOR
EVERYONE!!!
{For more information concerning
Birds & Berries Home Dcor, or if you
are interested in renting a booth
(space is limited), please contact
Barbara Villemarette at 225.715.5554}
See you soon at
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About
C.A.R.A.s House
including vaccinations,
screening for common illnesses,
and treatment of preexisting
conditions. They place
adoptable pets in safe and
caring foster homes until their
forever homes can be found.
They spay/neuter and
microchip all pets prior to
adoption. They hold adoption
events on a regular basis. They
maintain and care for adoptable
cats and kittens in the Gonzales
PetSmart Luv-A-Pet Adoption
Center and so much more.
The mission of C.A.R.A.s
House is to find loving,
permanent homes for the
animals they rescue.
To learn more about
C.A.R.A.s House, please visit
www.carala.org or call
(225) 255 1275.
Deviating
Developing
Your Strategy:
Monitoring and
Evaluating
by Orhan Mc Millan
dezinsINTERACTIVE
Monitoring and
Evaluating
Heres a checklist:
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Celebrating
What is
Periodontal
Disease
By Calvin Bessonet, DDS,FAGD
What causes
gum disease?
Bacterial plaque a sticky, colorless film that constantly forms on
the teeth is recognized as the
primary cause of gum disease. If
plaque isn't removed each day by
brushing and flossing, it hardens
into a rough, porous substance
called calculus (also known as
tartar).Toxins produced and
released by bacteria in plaque
irritate the gums. These toxins
cause the breakdown of the fibers
that hold the gums tightly to the
teeth, creating periodontal pockets
that fill with even more toxins and
bacteria. As the disease progresses,
pockets extend deeper, and the
bacteria moves down until the
Are there
other factors?
Yes. Genetics is also a factor, as are
lifestyle choices. A diet low in
nutrients can diminish the body's
ability to fight infection. Smokers
and spit tobacco users have more
irritation to gum tissues than
non-tobacco users, while stress can
also affect the ability to ward off
disease. Diseases that interfere
with the body's immune system,
such as leukemia and AIDS, may
worsen the condition of the gums.
In patients with uncontrolled diabetes, where the body is more
prone to infection, gum disease is
more severe or harder to control.
Pregnant women experience elevated levels of hormones that
cause the gums to react differently
to the bacteria found in plaque,
and in many cases can cause a
condition known as "pregnancy
gingivitis."
What does
periodontal
treatment involve?
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Scrapbook
My 7-year old grandson is
fascinated with sharks. He reads
about them. He plays with
shark toys and watches shark
programs on T.V. One of his
dreams in life is to catch a
shark. On one particular
Saturday morning he asked me
about how many sharks have I
caught in my life. I told him
that I had probably caught over
a thousand. The biggest that I
landed was a 125lb hammerhead, although I've been
involved in battles with other
species of sharks that weighed
well over 500lbs. As the conversation continued I promised
Nik that I would take him
shark fishing before long. I
then showed him some pictures
of the sharks that my old buddies and I had caught in the
past.
In 1973 I began putting pictures of every hunting or fishing trip I made into scrapbooks. I now have accumulated
five completely full books of
outdoor memories. The contents of these books have just
about everything that you can
imagine in them that can be
done in the southern outdoors.
Some of the snapshots show
limits of fish, shellfish and game
and some show outings that
were not so productive, but
each and every one of them
brings back precious memories
of the past. A moment captured
forever.
I thumbed through the
pages of the first book I'd created looking for pictures of
sharks here and there while the
young boy oohed and aahed.
When he'd seen enough he
finally walked away turning his
attention to something else like
most kids do. I continued
examining each picture on each
page reminiscing each person
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January
My first resolution to whip
this 60-something year old shell
with 80-something year old
insides back into shape will be
shattered in the first two weeks.
My perfectly good excuse is
that the new Golds Gym
located in downtown
Prairieville (Isnt everything
these days?) is right next door
to the Agave Blue Mexican
joint. So after a spirited
10-minute workout, I jog
over to Agave for some tacos,
burritos, tamales and enchiladas
and chase that down with some
top-shelf margarita specials.
For those who are really
looking for a really quick
weight-loss program, I
suggest a digital scale with a
failing battery.
February
The New England Patriots
win the Super Bowl by inflating
Carolina quarterback Cam
Newtons Superman outfit with
helium and blowing the
Panthers away 42-0 while
Newton blows away across the
Pacific Ocean.
Pat coach Bill Belichick
denies any allegations of wrong
doing and blames a wind shear
caused by El Ninoand refers
April
The Madness of March gets
even more foolish in April when
LSU basketball coach Johnny
Jones is suspended for using a
Donald Trump-like insult on a
female official and is replaced
by his legendary Tiger mentor
June
Coach Paul Mainieri guides
the LSU team back to Omaha
only to be hit in the head by a
Bo Pelini for President
banner from a local rally.
Unable to be cleared by the
concussion committee, Mainieri
is replaced by the legendary
Skip Bertman who reinstates
Gorilla Ball and advances to
the finals against Texas.
With the 14-13 games taking
a toll on the pitching staff,
Bertman invokes the Dale
Brown rule and tabs ESPN
announcer and former Tiger
great Ben McDonald as his
starter. Big Ben easily outduels
the steroid-less Roger Clemens
of the Longhorns for the title.
July
any other climate questions to
Al Gore or Pat Shingleton.
In political news, Dabo
Swinney-that lovable losing
Clemson coach who almost
slew the Alabama dragon-wins
both New Hampshire
Primaries.
March
The always sensitive Academy
of Motion Pictures presents the
Oscar for Best Actor to
Chewbacca, the Wookie
co-pilot from Star Wars
saying that beasts of the
world (and out of the world)
have been discriminated against
too long.
Best Supporting Actor goes
to the Grizzly in The
Revenant for his bear rape
of Leonardo DiCaprio-some-
May
In a controversial ruling, the
PETA people outlaw whips in
the Kentucky Derby allowing
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August
Beloved Saints quarterback is
injured when a statue of Robert
E. Lee falls on him during a
demolition process in Lee
Circle. The injury appears to
be career-ending until engineers
at the NASA facility in New
Orleans announce that, We
can rebuild him. We can make
him better than he was. Better,
stronger, fasterIf he will only
take a pay cut so we can get
under the salary cup.
Which leads to a TimesPicayune story in
September
Headlines blare the news
Brees Throwing and Running
October
Oh that tricky Mad Hatter.
Frustrated by his teams
inability to beat Nick Saban and
Alabama over the past five
years, Les Miles and Presidential
poll leader Dabo Swinney
devise a plan to benefit both
LSU and Clemson. Since both
teams share the same mascot
(Tigers), the same fight song
(Hold that Tiger), the same
stadium nickname (Death
Valley) and almost the same
colors, it would be easy for a
visiting team to confuse which
venue they were playing in.
So with a little help from
some Auburn-educated air
traffic controllers, the Tides
trip to Baton Rouge is
diverted to Clemson where a
November
After months of name-calling,
swapping positions and spending billions of dollars that could
have gone to much better use,
the long awaited Presidential
election between Trump and
Clinton ends in a tie.
The House of
Representatives moves quickly
to declare Dabo Swinney as
President of the United States.
The gregarious coach with the
homespun humor becomes
wildly popular with the general
public when he announces his
first order of business will be to
abolish the IRS because those
letters spell Theirs.
December
President-elect Dabo gains
even more support when he
dishes out duties for his
vanquished competitors.
Hillary can run the Blue
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Hi Maintenance Band
Rocks Park Place
Hi-Maintenance is a party band from
Gonzales, LA. Band members include
Elizabeth Rich lead Vocals, Derek
Ryan - Lead Guitar, Brandon Bourque
- Vocals/Rhythm Guitar, Logan Hymel
Bass, Trent Richey Drums. The
beautiful Elizabeth on lead vocals has a
voice like a songbird belting out every
ones favorite sing-alongs. Also, with
Brandon on vocals and rhythm guitar,
the genres and styles of music we cover
is suitable for everyone. Featuring
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IT WAS MY
TIME TO
GO DAD!
A tribute to the
best dog ever.
This is our family dog Chipper.
Hes been in the family 13 years.
When my son was in high school
he always said he wanted a black
lab. One day a friend called me to
let me know a breeder was getting
rid of the last of 8 puppies for
free. These puppies were $600
dogs but this dog was the runt
and no one wanted him so he was
ours for free if we wanted.
That afternoon I picked my son
up from school and stopped by
the kennel and Michael saw this
lonely puppy by himself behind
the fence. I said, Go get him
hes yours. He put him in the car
and the first thing he did was pee
all over the back seat.
After a few months and some
discipline our new dog Chipper
showed signs of real growth and
real smarts. He took to all the
regular retrieving of sticks and
catching balls . As he got bigger
he soon would perform High 5s
and shaking of hands. The higher
you held your hand up the higher
he would jump and slap his paw
in the middle of your hand.
He was primarily a house dog
with no hunting training but one
day I decided to take him to the
creek to hunt Wood Ducks. He
retrieved 3 on his first time out
and brought all back to me and
placed in my hand. Now, in 13
years of hunting hes never missed
a duck. He once retrieved for 4
hunters 100 yards apart and
would run to the sound of gun
fire and retrieved all the game
from all 4 hunters.
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We have zero expenses and all
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A touching story
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After meeting with the children
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six children. The story is sad but
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Cooking
Gourmet at Home
with SNOS SEAFOOD & STEAKS
Ingredients:
12 jumbo shrimp- peeled & deveined
(10/15 or 16/20)
4 slices of lemon
2 cloves minced garlic
2 tsp finely sliced green onions
1 tsp fresh thyme
1 tsp fresh basil
1 tsp fresh rosemary
cup extra virgin olive oil
cup water
Salt and black pepper to taste.
Method:
In a large saut pan heat your olive oil over medium
high heat. When the olive oil is hot add the shrimp
one at a time. Cook for about 2 to 3 minutes then
turn the shrimp over. After turning the shrimp add
your fresh garlic. Do not allow your garlic to brown.
Let garlic cook for 1 minute then add your water, and
fresh herbs. Allow to reduce for another minute then
finish with the fresh lemon slices. Salt and pepper the
shrimp to taste and serve immediately.
Prep Time:
15 minutes
Executive Chef
Ben Jarreau
Cook Time:
10 minutes
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