Custom Cards Against Humanity `s pack (Part 2 )

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I never fully
understood _______
until I encountered
_____.

Why is Shane calling

me?

The most important

thing to have in a
person's life is
________.

What is holding me
back, both physically
and mentally?

What's my inner spirit

guide?

The bible and a kama

sutra book have what
in common?

Whats my favourite
scent?

Books and
Cleverness! There are
more important
things-____and____!

I solemnly swear that

i'm up to____ .

Look out it's a

________! Oh wait,it's
just ________.

When I ______, my
mom gives me
_______.

____ Justin Bieber

SOMEBODY HELP
ME I NEED A
__________
IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!

When I feel like a

_______, I take
_________.

I hate it when there is

____ on my foot.

Every time I watch the

little mermaid. I ____

What else did Anita

Hill find on her Coke
can?

Amanda loves when

Brian does ______.

what did I smuggle

into Mexico?

In Reality, India got

freedom because of
________

Justin Bieber got

caught with a
_______

I'm sorry, Officer, I

didn't see that stop
sign. I was too busy
________.

I often dream of a
threesome with _____
and _____.

Mmmm, this dish

smells great. All this
recipe needs now is a
big dollop of _____.

All I want for

Christmas is _______.

I'll never
___________, Jack.
Never.

How many licks does

it take to get to the
center of a
_________?

Life imitates
________.

In The Middle Of
Difficulty Lies
_______.

Why are mummy and

daddy ________?

What does Marcellus

Wallace look like?

I'm sorry officer, I

didn't see that stop
sign. I was too busy
_______.

___________ 2: The
Electric Boogaloo

The latest work from

W. Shakespeare:
______

While we were
fucking, I imagined
_____.

I solemnly swear that I

am up to ________.

I got fired from my job

today, I got found
doing ______ with a
coworker.

What is Game of
Thrones?

Levis secret fetish is

______.

_____. That's what

she said!

What did The Doctor

encounter on his
latest adventure?

On Wednesdays, we
practice __________.

After I shower, I
_____ next.

What just happened?

In the United States

about two percent of
______ is made using
_______ methods.

Presently there are

about 10,000
________ in the US
and that number is
growing.

Most researchers
agree that words are
used to convey
information, while
body language is
used for
communicating
_________.

______ is the
language of physical
intimacy.

-And Hitler would've

won the war too, if it
weren't for _____!

The world isn't ready

for my superpower.
What is my
superpower? Well it's
_____

I'm take shit on the

toilet and ran out of
toilet paper what
should I use

What team?
________!

This one time at band

camp ________. It
was the best summer
EVER!

Today's newspaper
headline: _______
was found with
_________

The new HBO show

_______ features
________.

________ is better in
Japan.

The Aperture Science

bring your daughter to
work day is the
perfect time to have
her tested for
_______________.

Historians now agree

that the first World
War was actually
triggered by
________ involving
__________ and
_________.

Contrary to popular
beliefs,_________ is
actually motivated by
________.

I don't suscribe to
________'s political
ideas... except maybe
those concerning
________.

Organ trafficking

_________
__________. That's
what she said.

911, what's your

emergency?

But first, let me take a

______.

Oh my god, Karen.
You can't just go
around asking people
why they're
________.

Now available at Tim

Horton's: Double
Double _______
(Canadian Version)

What did Martin

Luther King Jr actually
dream about?

Roses are red, Violets

are blue, Sugar is
sweet, ________ are
too.

Elyse loves Pinky's

__________.

Margaret Atwood's
just written a new
novel. It's called
__________.

What/Who is
responsible for killing
JFK?

Over the years, I've

learned my significant
other loves _______,
but hates ________.

Roses are red, Violets

are blue, Sugar is
sweet, ________ are
too.

Sleeping With Sirens

Next Album is Called
____________

Happy ______!

I am a leaf on the
wind. Watch how I
______.

A leaked sex tape,

featuring _____ and
_____.

Your case is not

solved because,
__________.

_________. I'm lovin'

it!

_________. The other

white meat.

_________, that's the

way (uh huh uh huh), I
like it (uh huh uh huh).

_________. We bring
good things to life.

Who lives in a
pineapple under the
sea?

If we don't deliver
your _________ in 30
minutes, it's free!

Is that a _________ in
your pocket or are you
just happy to see me?

_________.
Membership has its
privileges.

You're in good hands

with _________.

The family that

_________ together,
stays together.

No _________. No
_________. No
service.

Knowing is half the

battle. What's the
other half?

What was Waldo

doing when you found
him?

When I was a kid, my

favorite toy was
_________.

What will cause the

next financial crisis?

Woody Allen's latest

comedy is about a
_________ that
struggles with
_________.

John Grisham's new

bestseller: _________

What is Disney
World's latest
attraction?

What is the answer to

life, the universe and
everything?

Take this ________

and shove it!

Last night I dreamed

about _____.

Last night I dreamed

about _____.

Gregory secretly loves

______

"Look at this ____,

isn't it neat? Wouldn't
you think my
collections complete?"

"Hakuna Matata, it
means no ____ for
the rest of your ____."

"Hakuna Matata, it
means no ________
for the rest of your
________."

On today's episode of
Mythbusters...

What the Mad Hatter

served Alice at his last
tea party?

Yogi Bear asks,

"What's in the pic-anic basket today Boo
Boo?"

Embrace the smell of

_______.

Damn it Jim, I'm a

____, not a ____!

Courier Slogan: We
handle more than
your _____.

What's happening on
December 27th, THIS
YEAR??

While we were
screwing, I was
thinking about ___

___________, don't
leave home without it!

My kid was just

suspended from
school for carrying
_______ in his
backpack.

I secretly dream of
________

Why did the chicken

cross the road?

Soft ______ Warm

______ Little ball of
fur...

What is the 8th deadly

sin?

How will Sean Bean

die next?

What the devil's going

on heeeeere?

What did the latest

John Green book
severely lack?

A world without _____

is not a world I want to
be part of.

What even are the

perks of being a
wallflower?

Greek yoghurt

Why did my father

leave me?

A smutty Dramione
fanfiction

In a movement to
promote gender
equality feminists
began wearing
_______.

What was Mother

Teresa's secret
obsession?

Parents are
concerned by the new
teen fad of _____.

Rob Ford has gone to

rehab after a video
surfaced of him
_____.

What did I see on my

college tour?

What did the Internet

show me today?

These are the

voyages of the
Starship ________

It rubs the ________

on it's skin, or else it
get's the _________
again!