Bakit ang mga bading di naman nangangak pero dumarami?

Anong meron sa Brand X at galit na galit ang ibang brand sa kanya?

Bakit Ini-Sterilized pa yung karayom na gagamitin sa lethal injection?
Nauuhaw din ba ang mga isda?
Pare-pareho nga ba ang napangasawa ni Rapunzel, Sleeping beauty at Snow
White? --Si Prince Charming.
Kung Mula sa corn ang "Corn oil", saan galing ang "baby oil"?
Sagutin mo, OO o HINDI, hindi ka ba naliligo? (oo o hindi lang ang sagot)
Anong tawag mo sa lalaking "ladybug"?
Bakit di natin makiliti ang sarili natin?
Bakit nakakatawang pagmasdan ang EMO na umorder ng HAPPY MEAL?
Pag ang Buntis ba pinuktyuran , makukunan?
Lahat ba nang manok na kinatay malungkot?---bakit may chicken joy
Ang sardinas may Ligo, bakit ikaw wala?
Kung walang nilikhang panget ang DIYOS, Sino ang lumikha sa'yo
Kung Nag-evolve ang tao mula sa unggoy, at what point ka nag pa-iwan?
Bukod sa mukha mo ano pa ang problema mo?
Ano ang mas malaki? back pack ni dora o bulsa ni doraemon?
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over,
does it stop to help them?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why are there no 'B' batteries?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?
If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
If you are bald, what hair color do they put on your driver's license?
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, why does it not go bad inside the cow?
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is it that only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn

on the headlights?
In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on
lying, do they really think you'll tell them so?
> sa luncheon meeting ba luncheon meat ang inihahanda?
bakit ang taba ng barbeque palaging nasa hulihan?
> ang lason ba pag na expire nakakalason pa din?
> bakit sa pineapple wala akong makitang pine, wala ring apple?
> One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese?
> kung yung plural ng tooth ay teeth bakit yung plural ng booth ay hindi
beeth?
> bakit eggplant ang tawag e wala namang egg?
kung itanim natin yung egg magiging eggplant?
> bakit kapag CLOSE kayo ng isang tao, OPEN kayo sa isat isa?
> ang lamok ba kapag natutulog linalamok din?
> pwede bang maglagay ng baon mo pang dinner or breakfast sa lunchbox?
> bakit hindi na lang gumawa ng maraming pera para lahat tayo mabigyan?
> bakit ang mga bading, hindi naman nanganganak pero dumadami?
> bakit may lock sa pinto ng 7/11 convenience store eh 24 hours naman sila
open?!
> Bakit buo ang Sky Flakes? di ba dapat pag flakes, durog siya?
> bakit walang bulaklak na kulay GREEN?
> If pro is the opposite of con, is congress the opposite of progress?
> Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
> Why doesnt glue stick to the bottle?
> Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
> why do they call freegifts FREE GIFTS? arent all gifts free?
> If you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plantwhat will
you do?
> After you take a bath youre clean but wet, so u dry yourself with a towel.

Why do you have to wash the towel? Isnt it clean?

> Why is the boxing ring square?
> If you expect the unexpected, wouldnt the unexpected be expected?
> what happens when you get scared half to death twice?
> Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?
> How can you not like the past but like the future and present when they
both will eventually become the past?
> pare-pareho nga ba ang napangasawa nina sleeping beauty, rapunzel, at
snow white?
si Prince Charming?
If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words
worth?
If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make
you pure?
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
If an orange is orange, why isnt a lime called a green, and a lemon called a
yellow?
If corn cant hear, why does it have an ear?
If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom
fighters fight?
If everything is part of a whole, what is the whole part of?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
considered a hostage situation?
If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?

If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way
they do?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If you cant drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he
become disoriented?
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If youre planning on
lying, do they really think youll tell them so?
Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?

Instructions:
1. GET ONE CHOCOBALL
2. READ THE QUESTION
3. DO NOT LAUGH
4. THINK OF AN ANSWER
5. DEFEND YOUR ANSWER IN
ONE OR TWO SENTENCES
WARNING: Laugh and you
dont get another
(ONE PERSON CAN HAVE
STTRICTLY ATMOST 2
CHOCOBALLS)