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Author Mohit Sharma Trendster ( )

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**Mirabai was a great saint and devotee of Sri Krishna. Despite facing
criticism and hostility from her own family, she lived an exemplary saintly
life and composed many devotional bhajans. Historical information about
the life of Mirabai is a matter of some scholarly debate. The oldest

biographical account was Priyadass commentary in Nabhadas Sri

Bhaktammal in 1712. Nevertheless there are many aural histories, which
give an insight into this unique poet and Saint of India.
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*) - A Chudails Love Story

Dharti ki taraf badhte hue 2 Yamdoot apne bhavishya ko lekar gehan

vartalap kar rahe the.
Yamdootar Teri duty bhi Tadapur lagi hai, gaya beta tu. Ab overtime
karta firiyo.tere tabadle ki khabar sunkar jis Apsara se tera rishta tay hua
tha uske parents bhi ab uski shaadi Mr. Yamdoot 2013 se karva denge.
Waise, yaar ek baat samajh nahi aayi, finals mey to tu bhi pahuncha tha
aur tere bhi dole uski takkar ke hai phir kaise haar gaya tuMr. Yamdoot
ka muqabla.
Yamdootesh Haan! Mai bhi Mr. Yamdoot ban sakta tha. Judges k
anusaar to muqabla barabari ka tha phir Tie Breaker mey hum dono ki
muchhon ki motai naapi gayi jisme mai aadha se bhi kum millimeter se
haar gayabilkul photo finish type decision tha. And No way!! Mujhe
overtime nahi karna. Waise aesa kya hai Tadapur mey?
Yamdootar Har state mey jaise apni High Court hoti hai waise hi har
rajya mey Dev Yamraj ne ek City aur uske aas-paas k gaon-dehat aesi
atript aatmaon ko allot kar rakhe hai jo kisi bhi wajah se Yamdoot k saath
swarg ya nark nahi jaa sakti. Tadapur mey Bharat ki sabse zyada atript
aatmaon ka vaas hai. Bagal mey hi doosre rajya ka gadh Cheemapur sthit
hai par wo shaant ilaka hai.
Yamdootesh Haan to kya hua? Mai ek Certified Yamdoot hun, mai aesi
tatpunji aatmao se nahi darta

Yamdootar Bhai, unse cooperate karke chaliyo, ek to wo atript bhoot log

hai unhe chunne se kate rehte hai kuch na kuch karne ke. Din mey 2-4
galat kaam karne ki mismisi chhuti rehti hai unme. Sangathit rehne se unki
shakti badh gayi hai, wo apne aage kuch nahi dekhte aadmi ho ya yamdoot
seedhe baja dete hai joot hi joot.
Jab humari complaints par Dev Yamraj ka bheja koi senior Adhikari
inspection k liye aata hai to ye sab bilkul Shone Babu se ban jaate hai,
jaise deen duniya ka kuch pata hi nahi, un adhikariyon ke jaane k baad
waapas Dhaki-chiki Dhaki-chiki Dhaki-chiki Aau.humari deadline aur
targets miss karvate rehte hai ye Shaitaan ke pille.
Yamdootesh ka Tadapur mey aagman sukhad nahi hua tha. Dharti par
aakar unhe pata chala ki jin 2 Netao ki aatmao ko wo nark le jaane aaye
the unko lekar aatmao ki 2 communities mey Gang-war chhida hua hai.
Jahan Pappu Pret Gang un Netao k nark jaane se pehle unhe pratadna
dena chahta tha wahin Sweety Chudail Gang unhe chhupaye hue tha kyoki
un 2 netao ne apne ek khaali farm house ko Sweety Chudail k naam kar
diya tha. Pappu Pret apne samarthak Preton k bade dal k saath Sweety
Chudail Gang Colony k bahar Bhompu lekar pahuncha.
Pappu Pret Yo Sweety! This is not done. Hum Pret-Chudail log padosi
hai aur saath bhatakte hai in 2 netao ki to waise bhi nark mey bhat pitni hai
us se pehle inhone hum pret logo k saath jo gunah kiye hai uske liye inhe
2-4 din rakh kar agar thoda sa khel le hum Pret jan to kya burai hai.aur
Naspitti tu badi zubaan ki pakki ban rahi hai, le liya na Farm House inse ab
dafa kar inhe.
Sweety Farm House itna bada hai, mai ek Chudail only space chahti thi
jiske liye wo farm house ekdum perfect hai. Ye Neta kisi Aghori ko set
karke aaye hai agar inke nark jaane tak inko bachaya nahi to har doosri
jagah ki tarah wo Farm House Babban Bhoot Gang hathiya lega, Bhooton
ki majority ka faayda utha kar. Wo risk mai nahi le sakti.
Pappu Pret Lagta hai ab Yuddh ka samay aa gaya hai. Mai shapath leta
hun ki jab tak un dono Neta Aatmao k dhar k joot nahi bajaunga aur saath
mey har Chudail ki chuttiya nahi fhaaddunga, eye brow nahi noch
lunga..tab tak chain se nahi bhatakunga.Preton! Phatt de ChaddeOh!
SorryChak de Phatte!!!

Sweety Chudail kisi wajah se chup thi aur ek boring Test Ballebaaz ki tarah
baaton aur Chill Poo mey Preton ka time nikal rahi thi.
Ye nazara thodi door se dono Yamdoot aur nishpaksh Babban Bhoot Gang
k members dekh rahe the.
Yamdootesh Oh no! Aese to hum un 2 Netao ko le jaane mey late ho
jaayenge aur agar Sweety Chudail ne yuddh ka elaan kar diya to yahan
arajakta faail jaayegi. Mujhe unhe rokna hoga.
Lagta hai yahan naye aaye hoTadapur mey late hone ki aadat daal lo!
Yamdootesh Aapki taareef?
Bada jigra hai re.Babban Bhoot ki taareef puchhne waalo ki tashreef
kaat di jaati hai. Par teri himmat se hum khush huey. Aa baitharre baith
jaa, abhi nahi lad rahe ye dono gangs. Sweety Gang ki Chudailen paas k
kasbe mey Ladies Sangeet mey gayi hui hai, aane mey thoda time lagega.
Nahi to abhi tak ho gaya hota inka Commonwealth. Arre Sharma! Iske liye
Bhaang ki pakodiyan aur Dhature ka juice lekar aao
Yamdootesh Mai nasha nahi karta.
Babban Bhoot Arre ek jaam to dushman k saath bhi lagaya jaata hai
Darling
Yamdootesh NAHI !!! Mere kuch usool hai
Babban Bhoot O Kaka ji! Ye Aadarshvaad ki peepni kahin aur
bajaiyo.Natthu! Shake the Babla!
Babban k ek ishare par Bhooton ki toli ne Yamdootesh ko zabardasti
Dhature ka Juice pilaya, Bhaang ki pakodiyan khilayi aur smack ke
injections lagaye.
Babban Bhoot Haaye thandak si mil gayi ! Sachche, Saaf Dil logo ke
usool, aadarsh, pratigya tudvaane ka jo maza hai na wo Eucalyptus par
ulta latakne mey bhi nahi hai. Yamdootar samjhao apne dost koagar ye
beech mey padkar unki ladai rukva dega to unke gang kamzor kaise
honge? Inki aapas ki ladai mey 10-12 Pret-Chudail ki punchh kate, 2-4
Apahij hon tab hi to humara gang aur mazboot hoga. Nothing personal, you
see politics hai hi aesi cheez.

Yamdootesh ne nishchit Pret-Chudail yudh ko rokne k liye Dev Yamraj k

khaas Sahayak Dev ko emergency call lagayi jo turant apne Yamdooto ki
toli ko lekar haazir ho gaye. Aese signals har aatma ko dikh jaate the aur
hamesha ki tarah sthiti bhaamp kar sabhi atript aatmayen shona babu
mode mey aa gayi. Nazara dekh Sahayak Dev Yamdootesh par baras
pade.
Mujhe aapse aesi apeksha nahi thi Yamdootesh! Dekho kitne bhole bhoot,
pyaare pret aur cute chudail hai ye sab. Mai to kehta hun ki Mrityulok mey
pure innocence kahin hai to wo..Yahin hai! Yahin hai! Yahin hai!
Masoom, nireeh aatmaon ko pata nahi kyu yahan niyukt hue Yamdoot yun
hi badnaam karte hai. Abhi mai in 2 netao ko nark le jaata hun par aage se
bina kaaran humey yun bulaya gaya to aap ghor dand aur shaap k bhaagi
banenge. Ab hum chalte hai. Bam Bam Bholey!
Pappu Pret Sampail aur Pampail. Jaiye aap log escort kijiye Sahayak
Dev ki toli ko. Aajkal zamana bahut kharab hai. *winks*
Pappu Pret ka ishara samajh Preton ki toli se Pampail Pret aur Sampail
Pret, Sahayak Dev k kaafile se sat gaye aur poore raaste bhar Yamlok k
dwaar tak dono netao ko saavdhani se rath ki aad lekar ghunse, laat pelte
chale gaye.
Idhar Sweety aur Yamdootesh k naina char ho gaye the.
Babban Bhoot Yaar! Yamdootar le jaa isko, mai tere dost k ghusand hi
ghusand bajaye chala jaunga. Abhi apne senior se daant khaayi hai par
sudhra nahi.gandi soch!
Yamdootesh ko beech mey dakhl dene ki penalty k roop mey usko allot
hua quarter Bhooton ko dena pada aur wo Yamdootar k quarter mey shift
ho gaya.
Ab wo apna kaam anmane tareeke se karne laga aur udaas rehne laga.
Sweety se bhi Yamdootesh k affair ki khabar har taraf thi jis baat se
Babban Bhoot, Pappu Pret naraaz the. Ek din wo Yamdootar ko bina
bataye vacation par chala gaya. Apne dost k liye Yamdootar ne overtime
kiya aur seniors ko bhanak nahi lagne di kuch din. Aakhirkaar, Yamdootesh
kaam par lauta par wo kahan gaya tha ye nahi bataya.

Sweety bhi Yamdootesh k waapas aane se khush thi. Ab wo dono chhupchhup kar milne lage. Ek din aese hi Sweety ki godi mein Yamdootesh sar
rakh kar leta tha.
Sweety .Ye devlok ka fabric kitna smooth hai, mere liye bhi mangwa
do thoda. Tumpar purple dhoti suit karti hai, skin tone k according bahut
dashing lagte ho usme. Aur please jab kisi aatma ko pakda karo le jaane k
liye, to Gada side mey mat daba kar chala karo awkward lagta hai jaise koi
Cricketer out hokar jaa raha ho.
Yamdootesh Alright Janu! jaisa tum kaho. Kitni care karti ho tum meri.
Thanks! You know what mai waapas kyu aaya.just because I feel poor
when I dont have your presence
Sweety Awwwww tumhari aawaz mey Janu kitna cute lagta hai.aur
Please please please tumhari eye brows bahut thick hai please threading
karva liya karo kuch weeks mey, koi issue ho to mai kar dungi. Dont be
conscious naAajkal ladke bhi karva lete hai.
Idhar ek Tantrik Yoman Baba ne Tadapur mey pravesh kiya jinka udeshya
zyada se zyada aatmao ko mukti dilvana tha. Kai aatmayen aesi thi jinko
shaanti k liye manviy roop se kuch jatan karne padte jaise koi apne ghar ke
peeche naale ki zameen mey dhan gaad gaya tha apne parivaar k liye par
achanak maut se kisi priyjan ko bata nahi paaya, ya kisi ki beti ka padosi k
saath affair tha par ye pata chalte hi usko heart attack aa gaya aur unka
affair chalta raha, apne padosi aur beti ko saza dene k uske armaan dhare
reh gaye upar se jo baat sun kar usko heart attack hua wo uske marne k
baad jaari thi.aese hi kai aur adhuri bhautik baaton aatmao ko atript bana
diya tha.
Yoman Bana dheere dheere aese bhautik kaamo ko niptane lage aur kuch
samay baad adhiktar atript aatmao ke bhautik bandhan toot gaye par ab
bhi aatmao ki poorn mukti k liye unke gadh mey Amavas k ratri pahar mey
ek maha-hawan baaki tha. Kuch aatmao k case hopeless the unhe kabhi
mukti nahi mil sakti thi jaise kisi aatma ne kisi Raja ki poori kaum ko khatm
karne ki pratigya lit hi par baad mey pata chala ki us Raja ki 400 se adhik
anaitik santaane thi jinki apni kai santane ho chuki thi aura lag alag disha
mey kai peedhiyan chal padi thi. 1-2 logo ki baat hoti to pehle Aghori reh
chuke Yoman Baba khopche mey leke mundi marodne mey koi gurej na

dikhate par baat yahan hazaro lakho logo ki thi. Santosh ki baat ye thi ki
aesi hopeless aatmao ki sankhya kum hi thi. Yoman Baba k maha-yagya
manshaon ki bhanak Bhooton, Preton aur Chudailon ko ab tak lag chuki thi.
Prabhavshaali netao ko darr tha ki itni sankhya aatmao ka mukt ho jaana
unke varchasva par prabhav daal sakta hai isliye unhone Yoman Baba ko
molest karte hue Tadapur se khaded diya.
Unhe ye bhi pata chala ki itne din jo Yamdootesh gayab tha uska prayojan
in Yoman Baba ko Tadapur laana tha. Yamdootesh ki phir se haaziri hui
sanyukt sabha mey.
Yamdootesh Haan, bulaya maine Yoman Baba ko par mujhe laga tum
logo ko shaanti milegi to us se khush hoge. Nahi chahiye shaanti to koi
baat nahi. Mujhe aur punish mat karo, mai ab tum logo ki dincharya,
ratricharya mey koi interfere nahi karunga. Jo marji aaye karo
Idhar Yamdootesh scene se gayab ho gaya aur usko Tadapur aur
Cheemapur ki seema par sthit ekaant mey, No Mans Land.No Ghosts
Land mey dekha jaane laga. Ab Yamdootesh ka Sweety se milna bhi bahut
kum ho gaya. Yamdootar ne apne saathi par bilkul giveup kar diya tha.
Sweety ne ek din Yamdootesh ko ek khoobsurat Soni Chudail ke saath
hangout karte dekh liya. Sweety aur Yamdootesh mey zabardast jhagda
hua aur Sweety ruth kar chali gayi. Idhar Babban Bhoot aur Pappu Pret ka
dil bhi Soni Chudail par aa gaya. Cheemapur mey bhi 2-3 prabhavshaali
Bhoot, Pret pehle se hi Soni k deewane the. Pappu ne apne prabhav se
Soni ko pana chaha par ye divya niyam tha ki bina vivah k doosre rajya ki
seema mey pravesh nahi kiya jaa sakta, sirf No Ghosts Land se koshish ki
jaa sakti hai. Yamdootesh k charm se jealous Pappu, Babban ne usey Soni
k Swayamvar k liye challenge kiya jo baat sun seema k doosri aur k bade
Bhoot, Pret bhi aa gaye.
Soni k swayamvar k liye aagami amavas ki raat yaani agli hi raat nirdharit
ki gayi jisme shakti, charisma, dance, singing gigs aadi pratiyogitaon mey
dono rajyo k kuch Bhoot, Pret aur Yamdootesh mey muqabla hona tha. Ye
aayojan Tadapur aur Cheemapur ki seema par hona tha jisko dekhne k liye
dono taraf ki atript aatmao ki bheed lag gayi. Saathi Yamdootar ne
Yamdootesh ko chaitavni di ki agar wo Chudail se shaadi par ada raha to
wo high command shikayat kar usko suspend karva kar inhi atript aatmao
ka ek saath banva dega. Par Yamdootesh par koi asar nahi pada.

Muqable hote gaye aur har muqable mey Yamdootesh jeetta raha. Idhar
apne hero ko kisi aur ko pane k liye inti intensity dikhate hue Sweety ka dil
ro raha tha. Wo apna Chudail gang lekar wahan se ud chali.
Yamdootar ne bhi apni shikayat darj ki jiska review Amavas mey adhik
shaktishaali huyi duniya bhar mey aatmao ki shaitaniyon ki wajah se abhi
pending tha aur karyavahi swaroop Sahayak Dev ko aane mey abhi kuch
ghante lagne the.
Yamdootesh Kyu be Babban, Pappubadi mismisi chhuti rehti hai,
supporters ki bheed mey Vidhayako waala style maarte ho, bheed ki aad
mey to bade laat-ghunse chalate ho. Ab aao one on one.na tum dono ki
poonch kaat di to mera naam Yamdootesh nahi Kaddukesh.
Kaafi der tak chale muqablon mey sabhi maamlo mey Yamdootesh ne
bade margin se comprehensive victories darj ki.
Aakhir mey jab varmala dalne ki baat aayi to Soni Chudail ne Cheemapur k
ek Bhoot k gale mey varmala daali. Sab achambhit the ye kya hua. Ye
khabar Khabri Chudail ne Sweety ko di to wo bhi kotuhal mey waapas
venue par aa pahunchi.
Yamdootesh ne announcement kiya.
Aaj Amavas ki raat jab aatmayen sabse adhik shaktishaali hoti hai us din
bhi apna poora zor laga kar Swayamvar mai jeeta hun sirf apne prem se
mili prerna ki wajah se par wo Swayamvar Soni k liye nahi tha, mera
Swayamvar to Sweety k liye tha.
Peepal par ulti latki achambhit, avaak Sweety dhadaam se zameen par giri.
Ye sab ek natak tha jisme mere saath Cheemapur ki achchhi aatmayen
shaamil thi. Unse milkar mujhe pata chala ki atript aatmayen hamesha
huddangi ya bawaali nahi hoti balki achchh ibhi ho sakti hai bas unke neta
aur disha nirdesh karne waali badi aatmayen achchhi honi chahiye. Soni ki
pehle se hi shaadi ho chuki thi aur usne apne pati k gale mey hi varmala
daali. Sweety ko bhi maine ye plan late bataya. Ab jab mai aap sabko
sambodhit kar raha hun to bata dun ki Yoman Baba phir se Tadapur ki
seema mey hawan kar rahe hai aur mere mic par swaha bolte hi wo poorn
aahuti denge jis se aapme se adhiktar aatmao ko mukti mil jaayegi..
Yoman Baba Swaha!

Isi k saath kai aatmayen aakash mey vileen ho gayi. Bas kuch Bhoot, Pret
Neta aur Sweety samet kuch Chudailen bach gayi.
Babban Bhoot Par.humne to Tadapur mey jagah-jagah apne guard
Bhoot-Pret chhode the kisi aapatkaaleen baat k liye.
Yamdootesh .wo beech mey uth k jo Sweety Gang gaya tha wo kya
ladies sangeet karne gaya tha? Kuch se to Yoman Baba khud nipat liye aur
kuch ko sula diya Sweety & Company ne. Aur Ab zara tameez mey rehna
5-7 bache ho total usi style mey joot hi joot bajaunga jaise tum kabhi bajate
the.
Yamdootesh ne Yoman Baba ko Babban aur Pappu ko peetne, molest
karne ka poora mauka diya. Phir unka dhanyavaad kar unko vida di.
Inspection karne aaye Sahayak Dev eksaath itni aatmao ki mukti se khush
dikhe par unhe verify karna tha ki kya Yamdootesh ne kisi Chudail se
Shaadi ki hai.
Wo Tadapur mey bachi 4-5 Chudailon ki neta Sweety se mukhatib hue.
Kya Yamdootesh ka kisi sthaniye ya videshi Chudail se chakkar chal raha
hai? Kya wo aapki taraf aakarshit hote hai?
Sweety Chudail Aapko galat soochna mili hai. Yamdootesh bahut hi
kartavyaparayan Yamdoot hai. Itni aatmao ko shaanti pahuchane ka poora
shrey unhi ko jata hai. Kuch prabhavshaali Bhooton ke dabaav mey wo
sandesh aap tak gaye the. Waise bhi hum badsurat Chudailon ki aesi
kismet kahan jo hum unhe paa saken
Ye sun Yamdootesh bhavuk ho gaye.
Sahayak Dev samanya sthiti dekh Yamdootar ko warning dekar chale
gaye.
Sweety Chudail Prem karne se pehle duniyadaari ki sudh nahi rehti aur
jab duniyadaari ki sudh aati hai tab tak prem ho chuka hota hai. Mujhe
pehle hi pata tha ki humara milan nahi ho sakta par mai to pehle se hi atript
hun isliye adhoori aankanshaon ki aadat hai Sweety ko. Tumhe door se hi
sahi prem karti rahungi.

Uske baad anya rajyo ki tarah Tadapur mey bhi vyavastha dharre par aayi
aur wahan ki is doosri duniya mey bhi shaanti aayi.
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