A queef so powerful
that it blew his toupee
off.
circumcision
Getting gang-banged
by ninjas while
gnomes square dance
on dead puppies.
Snoring at a midnight
movie.
A Wall Of Dicks.
Throwing a sack of
kittens into traffic.
Power thrusting
strangers so hard it
shatters their pelvic
bone.
Meth cupcakes.
Eating Grandma's
Butt-hole.
Classes On How To
Stop Fucking
Corpses.
Laura Nino
700 pounds of
Godzilla's high protein
seamen.
A bulleted list of
everybody who's
fucked your mother
Skeptic Hoes
a rude canadian
Having a huge
erection in a
kindergarten
Kankri getting
triggered by a
McDonalds
commercial
My delicious, uneaten
arse.
Tongue punching
someone in the fart
box
Becky
Solipsistic existential
crises.
Black patrol.
Christen Nehmer
Pikachu! I choose
you!
Tiny miniskirts.
Two inexperienced
Eskimos getting
frozen together during
sex.
Highly inappropriately
timed "Baba Booeys".
Schweddy Balls.
A combover that's
mostly back hair.
A bitchin' Camaro.
More cowbell.
Carlos Danger.
Poop flinging
orangutangs.
Raw Sewage.
Materialized color
operating on the 49th
vibration.
Consensual
beastiality.
A spatula.
An oppressive
collection of board
games.
Only getting 71
virgins, due to a
clerical error.
Sparkly, glittery,
unicorn semen.
One of those
ridiculously long
cucumbers.
A Wookie, Ewok,
Jawa threesome.
Getting Medieval on
one's ass.
A Food Network
show, hosted by
Hannibal Lecter.
Slow jams.
An Ass Full Of
Lowenbrau
Setting A Hobo On
Fire Just To FEEL
Something Again
Suck-Starting A
Harley
Shitting A Pineapple
Shaking a baby to
make it stop crying.
War....terrible war....
soulless, vampiric,
gingers sent from hell
to destroy mankind
SomecallmeJohnny's
pet fucker
Munging
Asian Drivers
Blue Balls
Dick Cheese
Hermaphrodites
Sharts
Alter boys
Day laborers
American Indians
Yeast Infections
Hemorrhoids
Anal Leakage
Cyber Stalking
Putin's manly,
imperialistic, Russian
chest.
A trafficking ring.
My kidnapped
girlfriend.
A lot of butts.Like, a
lot of butts.
Fus Ro Dah
Getting a blumpkin
from a dirty hippy
The Facebook
Methane
fracking wells
Rainbow farts
unicorns
Smoke
Benjamins used to
light cigars
Getting fingered by
Captain Hook. With
his Hook Hand.
Vigorously.
My collection of
Stolen Rape Whistles
Orphan meat
Extreme
couponing...LIKE A
BOSS!
Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
Chupathingy
A moon-faced
assassin of joy
Playing 1400
consecutive games of
Get On Top.
Bleeding Anus
Chinky Take-out
A rape condom
Break-dance fighting
A fart so loud, it
breaks the sound
barrier
BUCK FUTTER!
Mind Bleach
A Blaxican
Accidentally sexting
your mom.
Tuca babies.
Passive-Aggressive
Alphabet Soup
Steven Anderson
The concentration
camp diet
a Samsquantch
A KA MA HA MA HA
to the nuts!
Gypsy Tears
BOROMOR!
Waking up a different
gender
Ass Cancer
Coming soon to a
theatre near you. "The
Notebook 2" Written &
Directed by Michael
Bay
Romantically running
your fingers through
your partners hair
after eating a bag of
Cheetos.
That manscaping
accident that ended in
a trip to the E.R.
Having uncontrollable
flatulence on the 16
hour flight from New
York to Hong Kong.
Putting on a pair of
Depends before
going online to play
Call of Duty.
Occupation: Packer at
the Rocky Mountain
Fudge Factory.
Two brothers, an
Impala, and a fuckton
of pie.
El joven y apuesto
Stalin.
Painting yourself
white, simply to avoid
getting arrested
coming out of the
store.
Titans.
balls on chin
The Aristocrats.
Moonlighting as a
mohel
Something painful in
the butt.
Something very
painful in the butt.
Sliding down a
banister of razor
blades into a pool of
rubbing alcohol.
Octomom's Planned
Parenthood Clinic.
The Man-Whore
Killer.
Rainbow Land
Rhea Gingrow
Aunt Winnie
Public BDSM
A PowerPoint
presentation.
Luke Skywalker's
Missing Hand
The sea?
Sums?
Gambling on a fart
and loosing
50 Shades of
GAAAAAAYYYYYYY!
!!!
Gambling on a fart
and losing
Chocolate cake.
ma bite
Ray rice
Ebola virus
Eren
Dean's Mum
Mikasa Akerman's
Glorious Buttocks
Turning on
Meatspin.com on all
the Laptops at a Best
Buy.
Seceeding your
property from the
government because
#YOLO.
Rahul Venkit
Chuck Norris
whoo-ing
Groot
Scuzz's ombre
Costly beauty
surgeries.
Bad taste.
Shoulder pads.
Windows 95.
dupa
Blackjack and
hookers.
Ellie Panton
Ebola
Making Balloon
animals out of
condoms
Coughing on a baby's
face in order to
reaffirm your
dominance as the
"Alpha"
Oscar Pistorius'
missing legs.
Magical Midgets
Shitting at a friends
house.
Professor Xaviers
Bald Head
Benedict
Cumberbatch, Matt
Smith, and Tom
Hiddleston having a
cheekbone contest.
Benedict
Cumberbatch, Matt
Smith, and Tom
Hiddleston having a
cheekbone contest.
Rosie O'Donnell's
penis
Michelle Obama's
healthy school lunch
Saggy-ass National
Geographic titties
How stereotypes
prevent us from
seeing each other as
people
Squirting orgasm
LemonAIDS
Urine burrito.
Double Dipping
Fisting an owl
Punching a group of
nuns in the Cu#t
Infantacide
Blowing up an
orphanage
Green onions!?
HONOR!
The joining of
Westbro Baptist
Church and the Gay
Men's Choir.
Demon Dean.
Tickle Me
Inappropriately Elmo
Accidentally shitting a
little in your pants,
and then finishing,
because "Why Not?"
An improvised bolo
made by tying two
cat's tails together
Sap-sucking tree
monkey
Ass imbecile
Flapping foreskin
Nipple spikes
Them pornogs
Queef-a-licious
My b-Hole
Cartwheels.
Jordan
A Cosby Cocktail.
Dave Abbott
Dustin Marks
Hanging by my
toenails.
Dylan trying to
convince his dad he's
right.