JOB

REFER 1ST Q
Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days. How many have 28 days? (All month
s have 28 days.)

A little girl kicks a soccer ball. It goes 10 feet and comes back to her. How is
this possible? (Ever heard of gravity? She kicked it up.)
A 10 foot rope ladder hangs over the side of a boat with the bottom rung on the
surface of the water. The rungs are one foot apart, and the tide goes up at the
rate of 6 inches per hour. How long will it be until three rungs are covered?(Ne
ver. The boat rises as the tide goes up.)
A is the father of B. But B is not the son of A. How s that possible? (B is the da
ughter you MCP s!)
A man dressed in all black is walking down a country lane. Suddenly, a large bla
ck car without any lights on comes round the corner and screeches to a halt. How
did the car know he was there? (It was day time.)
A rooster laid an egg on top of the barn roof. Which way did it roll? (It didn t r
oll since when did roosters start laying eggs?)
A truck driver is going down a one way street the wrong way, and passes at least
ten cops. Why is he not caught? (Because he was not driving! He s walking on the
sidewalk.)
An electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at
10mph. Which way does the smoke blow? (There is no smoke with an electric train
.)
How can a man go eight days without sleep? (By sleeping during the night time)
How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? (The Egg w
on t crack the concrete floor!)
How can you lift an elephant with one hand? (It is not a problem, since you will
never find an elephant with one hand.)
How much dirt is there in a hole 3 feet deep, 6 ft long and 4 ft wide? (None, or
else it wouldn t be a hole. )
If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, ho
w long would it take before all the pills had been taken? (1 hour! Take the 1s
t pill right away, half an hour later take the 2nd and half an hour after that t
he 3rd. Total time spent: 1 hour! )
If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men t
o build it? (No time at all it is already built.)
If Mr Smith s peacock lays an egg in Mr Jones yard, who owns the egg? (Peacocks don t
lay eggs, just peahens.)
If there are 6 apples and you take away 4, how many do you have? (The 4 you took
.)
If you had only one match, and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some
newspaper, and some kindling wood, which would you light first? (The match.)
Is it legal for a man to marry his widow s sister? (No, but since he s dead it would
be kind of difficult.)
Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days. How many have 28 days? (All month
s have 28 days.)
Larry s father has five sons named Ten, Twenty, Thirty, Forty Guess what would be th
e name of the fifth? (Larry! He would be the fifth son)
There was an airplane crash, every single person on board died, but yet two peop
le survived. How is this possible? (The two were married.)
What goes up and down, but still remains in the same place? (Stairs! )
How far can you walk into the woods? (Half way. After that you are walking out o
f the woods.)
If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? (It will become

Wet. Duhh :P)

What can you never eat for breakfast? (Dinner)
What gets wetter & wetter the more it dries? (A towel)
Name the most recent year in which New Year s came before Christmas. (This year. N
ew Year s always comes before Christmas of the same year.)
What goes up and never comes down? (Age!)
Which is heavier, 100 pounds of rocks or 100 pounds of feathers? (They both weig
h the same
100 pounds)
What has a head and a tail but no body? (A coin)
If there are 12 fish and half of them drown, how many are there? (12, fish don t d
rown!)
Imagine you are in a sinking row boat surrounded by sharks. How would you surviv
e? (Stop imagining!)
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100? (Once. Next time you would be subtr
acting 10 from 90.)
How many times does the alphabet a appear from 0-100. (None).