Tinder Line Ideas:

Make a little game in your profile:

Eg: I can guess your favourite food
I got a few more "message-firsts" after switching to this style, but it also gave me
something to lead in with. So, if you used, for example, "I can guess your favorite
food", just send one off messages. Simple, amusing, and fun for you. "Iceberg
lettuce"

There she is??

I bet you a drink I can kiss you on the mouth without touching
your lips
Appropriate for October- Are you a haunted house? Cause I'd probably cry if I came
inside you.
Are you my appendix? Because I'm not sure how you work but this feelin' in my
stomach makes me want to take you out!
Very cute, and I see you have an excellent taste in men as well!
So are you a cheesy pickup type of girl, or do you prefer the more genuine
approach?
Wanna go out for some pizza? Because it was either that or a pickup line and both
would have been equally cheesy
(Fork & knife emoji) I've got all these knives and forks but all I need is a little spoon.

I walked up to a cashier and thought she was cute, so I decided eh

why not and tried the first pickup line that came to my mind after
she finished scanning everything.
"So, if I wasn't buying all this gatorade, would you still check me
out?"
I'm going to have to ask you to leave. You're making the other girls look bad.
A buddy of mine is really good with women. He does this one thing on our uni
campus where he'll go up to a random girl.
Him: "hey I have a question and need a woman's advice"
Her: "sure what's up?"
Him: "let's say I see a really cute girl, do I go up and talk to her or is that too
direct?"

Her: 99.9999% of them say: "you should totally go talk to her."

Him: he then introduces himself.
I've done it two times and got two numbers out of it so it's clearly a 100% success
rate!
Say, "let's count shoulders!"
Count your own starting from the left to the right with one hand: "1,2..."
Count theirs, sliding your arm around their shoulders as you finish counting: 3, 4!"
Sweat profusely into their shirt.

Back in college I met a girl at a party. We hit it off, she tells me she's Russian, and
that she speaks the language.
I say "Bullshit! Say something in Russian!" She asks, "what do you want me to
say?".
I replied, "I want you to say 'kiss me /u/BioLogicMC '."
I have no idea what she said next, but I kissed her.
"I think you dropped something"
"What?"
"Your standards. Hi, I'm *NAME*
You remind me of my big toe
Because I can see myself banging you on every piece of furniture in the house
present sleeve
"Hey, feel this..."
they feel it
"Know what that is?"
"What?"
"That's boyfriend material."

From PasteBin: (Openers and Closers)

1.

OPENERS. These are copy-pasteable and demonstrated to work. if you've got a good one,
PM me and I'll throw it on here. The number in parenthesis signifies what I rate the cheekyness to be,
so if you scared go to church and don't even fuckin bother with high numbers:

2.
3.

I've got a little spoon position available for hire, what would you rate your cuddling abilities
at on a scale of 1-10? (5)

4.
5.

Are you an archeology major? [on reply, regardless of answer] Well, I've got a large bone
that need examining (7.5)

6.
7.

Could you take me in a fight? [on positive 'yes' reply] What makes you so confident? [on
negative 'no reply'] Well I need someone strong to help me breed the greatest fighter the world has
ever seen, do you still think you're up for it? (5)

8.
9.

Well, tinder says we'll make beautiful children, but I think we should grab a drink before
working on the future models of America (4)

10.
11.

Listen, I know this profile is fake but can I get the name of the model you used so I can look
her up for later tonight? (5)

12.
13.

I would swim naked through the amazon river with steak wrapped around my genitals just
to share a candlelit dinner with you over skype on dial-up connection (6)

14.
15.

Are you a Koala? [regardless of answer] Well, you've got all the koalifications (3)

16.
17.

I'm on a scavenger hunt and I need a dinosaur bone, the holy grail, and your phone
number...Which one of those can you help me with (5)

18.
19.

I've had a crush on you for hours now (5)

20.
21.

I have 4% battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely? (3)

22.
23.

I have zero txt game. (Name), what's a good opener? (4)

24.
25.

Do you like to draw? Because I put the d in raw (10)

26.
27.

Do you like pancakes? [positive answers only, if she says no then she's just stupid] Well
how about iHop on that ass (9)

28.
29.

Our first date should be at Home Depot, what's your number so we can hammer out the
details for us to nail each other (9)

Closers

30.

Use this to pull the number. Getting the number is the ultimate key here, since from there
it already establishes trust, and you'd have to be a fuckin tard not to land a date after pulling a
number:

31.
32.

I've only got one more question for you after I get your number... [after her reply] What's
your number?

33.
34.

I wrote a poem for you. Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, whats your
number

35.
36.

YOU'RE BORING AS FUCK AND THE CONVERSATION IS DEAD. Use this to rez your convo but
you only get to use one of these really, and if she doesnt respond to it then give the fuck up:

37.
38.

Now listen here you beautiful broad. I taped my phone to my face 2 days ago and have
been sitting outside my apartment in the middle of the parking lot where the reception is strongest,
just waiting for you to message me back. Why are you playing games with my heart?

39.

40.

Look, I imagine right now, you're feeling a bit like Alice. Tumbling down the rabbit hole. I
can tell by your replies. You have the look of a woman who accepts what she sees because she's
expecting to wake up. You're thinking, "a [so and so, fill this out yourself]? this is too good to be true.
This cannot be real." But rest assured, I am real, I'm everywhere. Right now, you're in a prison, a
prison of your mind. Unfortunately, I cannot explain to you who I am, you have to see it for yourself.
This is your chance, no turning back. You don't have to give me your number, this saga ends, you
wake up in the morning and believe whatever you want to believe. You give me your number, and

you stay in Wonderland, and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes...remember, all I am offering
is the truth about me, nothing more

Can I get you to fill out a

survey?

THE ULTIMATE TINDER CHEAT SHEET

UPDATE: I'm quite aware some of this info is old and overused, if you have
something new/creative/funny that you'd like to add to any of the below categories
please post it and I'll add it (you'll be credited of course). I'm extremely surprised
this thread has gotten as big as it has, it would be a shame not to build on it and
make it better.
HOW TO USE THIS GUIDE
You should use these types of things as a template. Not copy. Much like taking notes
for study, change it and make it suit you, learn from it, don't learn it.
- /u/Juridical_Fuck
INTRODUCTION
Before we get started please read this excerpt on conversational threading which
covers the fundamentals needed for engaging in conversation with women. Since
youre using Tinder and youre not dealing with women face to face you have an
advantage that gives you time to analyze what they say and then articulate a
suitable response.
CONVERSATION THREADING
"When a girl is telling you her problems, she isn't looking for solutions."
Women use conversation to bond. Thats why youll see women on the phone with
each other for literally hours. Theyll keep swapping stories and talking about what
seems to us as pointless things. Therefore, for women, conversation itself is the
goal.
Woman: I love going to the Paris. Its so romantic
You: Paris is my favorite city. I love the laid-back nature of the people
You: Yeah as soon as you arrive in the city you can feel the romantic energy
You: What is it about Paris that you especially love?
I came up with these sentences in literally a few seconds. How? Its quite easy- lets
look at the womans sentence one more time.
Woman: I love going to the Paris. Its so romantic

In this sentence, there are at least three threads. These are parts of sentences you
can talk about. In this case the threads were:
1.

I love

2.

Paris

3.

so romantic
So you can talk about:
1. Things you love
2. Paris
3. How you find Paris/other places romantic
Read the full article
here:http://www.reddit.com/comments/ovaar/since_seductionreview_went_down_i_
thought_id/
PHOTOS
All men should watch this video before they take their tinder
photos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe3oJnFtA_k
Wear nice clothes (see a stylist if you need help with colors and shades)
Get an nice/expensive haircut.
Then take some clear photos, photo shop and filter them if you want. Every girl
youre swiping for is doing the same thing.
You can take a photo rock climbing to show youre adventurous if you want (I
never have).
ABOUT ME (BIO)
In my opinion your About Me should have some humor, no one likes a guy who takes
himself too seriously. Your bio should also include some truth for example, if youre
tall you should add your height, if youre a quarterback maybe include that too.
When I was young, girls didn't like it when I pulled their hair... Funny how things
change.
It's hard being a single dad. Or so I hear. I wouldn't know. I don't have kids.
OPENERS

Here are some openers that have worked well for me in the past. The last opener is
something I made up today and its got the best results. I really encourage you to
come up with your own opener as well. Using an over-used opener shows a lack of
originality and she wont be impressed.
1.

Your parents will not like me. I will fall short of almost all of your
expectations. I will ruin your credit score. But if you let me have sex with you I'll
make you the happiest woman in the world for an entire night. Or 15 minutes.
Actually probably more like 5.

2.

I dont normally give out compliments to girls I just meet but you have great
taste in men.
TRANSITION
If possible make an observational comment on her photos or bio. If you cant think
of anything worthwhile to say. Ask her a questions about her. People love to talk
about themselves but they also dont want to be barraged with questions. Ask one
or two questions now and save the rest for later. REMEMBER: Pay close attention
to how she responds and refer back to conversational threading. The aim is
to turn this into a free-flowing natural conversation between potential lovers. You
could even transition into the question with a ridiculous statement like this:
There is something you should probably know about me before you get too
attached. I have a vested interest in global domination and Im a major distributor of
methamphetamine. But thats not important lets talk about you
QUESTIONS:
What are you most passionate about?
If someone wrote a biography on you what would the title be?
If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?
What clique did you hang out with at school?
If you could meet anyone alive or dead, who would it be?
Later on in the conversation when youve started to reach a deep emotional
connection, you might ask these questions.
DEEP QUESTIONS:
If everyone looked the same what would make you stand out?
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

To keep things fun and exciting why not play a game, crack a joke or try a riddle.
Here are some examples below.
The Truth Game
Keep asking questions back and forth and the other must answer truthfully. This is
your chance to get things sexual. Feel free to use these questions.
What is the craziest place youve ever had sex?
Whats your favorite place to be touched?
Whats your favorite sexual position?
Have you ever slept with a co-worker?
When was the last time you had sex?
5 QUESTION GAME
For this game you tell her youre going to give her 5 questions and all she has to do
is give an incorrect answer for each. For example you might ask, What colour is the
sky? and if she says, Pink she wins the round
Ok lets start
1.

What country do we live in?

[HER ANSWER]

2.

What app are we using?

[HER ANSWER]

3.

What day is it?

[HER ANSWER]

4.

Wait, how many questions was that?

(More often than not she will say, 3 and youve won because she answered
correctly.

5.

If shes smart and catches the 4th Question say: Oh, youve played this
before, havent you? When she says No, she forgot to lie and failed.
FUCK, MARRY, KILL GAME
You name three celebrities and she must decide who she will Fuck, Marry and Kill.
MASTURBATION JOKE
Did you know that 93% of all women masturbate in the shower?
(They respond.)

Do you know what the other 7% do?

(They say no)
Ohso youre one of the ones who
BANTER LIST
When she says something funny:
You are the 3rd funniest person Ive spoken to today.
When she compliments you:
Is that what you say to all the guys?
Is that one of your pickup lines?
When you have something in common:
We have too much in common. Wed fight all day long. And Id win.
When shes angry:
You're so cute when your angry
When the topic of your relationship is brought up:
We would be bad together, all fights and makeup sex.
Backhanded compliment:
Out of all the [first name] [last name]'s I know, I think you're my favorite.
When shes misbehaving:
My mom warned me about girls like you.
If she slightly overreacts:
Whoa you need to calm down, you are out of control.
When youre feeling insignificant:
When are you going to take me to dinner and buy me fancy things?