Scriptness (Highlight it here next time, it makes it look weird when you

highlight the roles roles.)

Carl: Salesperson
Rayna: Salesperson
Maia: Animator
Name of our Ad: Survival Kits/Kitness Everlife (not to be confused
with Katniss) AKA THE AD THAT WAS AN AD AND NOW IS THIS..
THing...
[A] = Animation
Kits: all around, survival, war, and weapon care.

text([A]
Carl:Okayeveryone,welcometotheintroductionofourSurvivalKits!

//Raynashowsup,makingthetransition.

[A]
//Wegotoascenewherewehaveoneofthesurvivalkits
/*4kits.Oneissurvival,anotheriswar,weaponcareandanallroundkit.*\
//byitselfandweexplaineverythingaboutit.Wewillalsoshowtheuseoftheitems
insidethekits(maybeusinganimations).Wekeeponrepeatingthisuntileverykitwe
haveisshown.Wewillalternatewithwhoexplainseachthingsothatwewillgetabout
anevenamountofvoicetime.Wewillexplainhowusefulthekitsis,howmuchdoesit
cost,andwhatsituationswouldtheyhelpyouin.Wewillalsosaythematerialsthatare
usedtomakethekits

Carl:Ourallaroundkitswillhaveeverythingthatyouneedinanysituation,butit
doesntfocusinonespotsoyouwonthavethebestmaterialsinasituation,butyou
donthavetheworst.Ourallaroundkitswillhaveamediocresupplyweapons,enough
foodtolastforthreedays,marchingsticks,cloths,andmore.Theweaponsthatwillbe
insidethekitsareswords,javelins,andbows.Therewillthreedaysworthoffood
consistingofbread,olives,pistachios,tomatoes,fish,andwater.Themarchingstickwill
beusedtogetacrosssomeroughterrainandcanbeusedtocarrysuppliesifyoutiea
bagontotheend.Clothscanbeusedtosleeponifyougettiredandtheycanalsobe

usedtocatchmorefishifyouarenearariver.Thiskitswillmakesuretohelpinany
situationsobereadytoseethesesellinglikehotcakes.

Carl:Ifyourebattlinginatoughwarandfeellikeyourerightabouttolose,thiskitwill
betheretosaveyourlife,literally.Thekitscontentswillincludealargevarietyof
weapons,ameagersupplyoffood,anextrapairofarmor,amarchingstick,ashield,
and3medicalkits.Thekitwillhavethingssuchasswords,javelins,spears,daggers,
bows,andsaws.Theswords,spears,daggers,andsawwillbeusedforcloseranged
combatwhilethesawcanalsobeusedtosabotagetheenemy'sballistasandmaybe
breakdownawall.Thejavelin,bow,anddaggercanbeusedaslongrangeweapons
andthevarietywillmakesureyouhavewhatyouneedinanydetrimentalsituation.The
shieldwillbeusedtoprotectyourselffromattackandifyouarewithagroup,youcan
makethedefensiveformationstheorborthetortoisetoprotectyourselffromharm.By
ameagersupplyoffood,wemeanthatthereisprobablyenoughfoodtolastfor1day
orevenless.Wedothisbecauseyouprobablywonthavethatmuchtimetoeatina
battle.Theextrapairofarmoristherejustincaseyourownarmorbreaks.Amarching
istohelpyougotthroughsometerrainthatwouldbeunfavorabletotravelupon.The
medicalkitsaretomakesurethatyoucanhealyourselfafteryougetaninjuryorat
leastmakeitpossibleforyoutobeabletoretreatifyougetwounded.Thiskitwillsurely
saveyourlifeafewtimes.

Rayna:Andafterthatlongexplanationforjust
one
typeofkit,we'llgotothenexttypeof
kits,WeaponCare!Butofcourse(sighs)we'lltalktopeoplewhohaveusedor
experiencedtheuseoftheallaroundkits!

[A]
//Showpeopleusingthekits.

RandomSoldier#1:ThesethingsaresolightweightIfeellikeIcouldholdthatsixfoot
longswordwithiton!IalsofeelmuchsaferbecauseIknowthatIhavematerialsthat
willhelpmeliveinawar.Becauseofthelightness,wecanmovefaster,defendand
battleothercountries,empiresandmoremuchmoreeasily.Theseareprobablyonly
lightbecauseofhowmuchwetrained.

RandomSoldier#2:Thethingsinsidethekitsaresouseful!Ialsohavealotof
weaponsandfoodtohelpmeinawar.Ihaveweaponssuchasajavelin,bow,and
swordtohelpmeinanysituation.Thejavelinisusedforanylongrangesituationand
thebowisusedforevenlongerrangedfighting.Theswordswillbeusedforanyclose

rangefightingbecausebowsandjavelinswouldntbeaseffective.AndIalsohave
multiplehealthkitsforgettingbetteronthefly.

//Quicktransition.

GreekPrisonerofWar#1:TheRomanarmywassopowerful!Theyhadahugearrayof
weaponssuchasspears,pilum,javelins,daggers,andbows!Withthoseweapons,they
defeatedusinaflash.Theyalsohaddifferentsetsofarmorthattheycanweariftheir
originalarmorbreaksorgetsworndown,itseemsliketheygotitemstomakesurethat
thearmorwouldntbreakatanypoint.TheirarmywassowellstockedthatIthinkthat
noonewillbeabletobeattheRomanarmyinanything.NotevenintheOlympics!

//PauseitandRaynaandCarlgoonscreenwhileRaynaandCarlaretalkingto
prisonerofwar.

Rayna:FunFact:Thesekitsareamazing,ithasbluntweaponsinthemandof
themselvesbecauseofalltheparaphernaliainsideofthem!Ifyoudontknowwhatthat
means,itmeansalloftheequipmentwhichiswithinthekits.Rayna:FunFact:These
kitsareamazingbluntweaponsinandofthemselvesbecauseofalltheparaphernalia
(equipmentneededforanactivity)insideofthem!

Carl:Anotherfunfact.Thesekitsaremadeoutofhighqualityheavylinenandcotton
mixwithaleatherstrap.ThelinenisfromEgypt,thecottonisfromIndia,andtheleather
isinRome.

Rayna:Bythewayyouretalkingaboutit,itremindsofablanketthatIhadasakid.
Man,
thatwassosoft

Carl:Yeah,Iknowright.

Rayna:Anyway,finalfunfact.Everykitwillhavebread,olives,almonds,corn,fish,and
somewaterforahealthydiet.Yummy!Icouldeatthatforbreakfast,lunch,anddinner.
Thiswillallowthesoldierstobeenergizedinafightsotheywillperformtheirbest.

//Raynatastesoneofthemealsthere.

Rayna:Mmm,tasty!

//Carllooksoverwithawhydidyoudothatface?

//Raynajustshrugs.

//Unpauseit.

PrisonerofWar#2:EveninthedesertsofEgypt,thearmycouldntbestopped.Allof
themarchingsticksinthekitshelpedthemtravelthroughtheroughterrain.Theyeven
seemedpreparedfortheharshheatwithallthewatertheybrought.ItwaslikeSobek
wasontheirside!

//QuickTransition

Soldier#3:Thesekitsaresoamazing,butwewereonlyabletocarrythembecauseof
howmuchwetrained.Wetrainedwalkinguphills,marshes,andthroughrainfor5
wholehoursallwiththesekitsasheavyasadultbulls.Wearesoluckythatwetrainthis
hardeverydayorwewouldntevenbeabletomoveaninchwiththesekitson.

//Wethengointoourroomthathasthekitsaftertheinterviews

Carl:Allofthesepeoplesaythatthesekitshelpthemgreatlyinawarorthatiftheygo
againstpeoplewhoareusingthesekits,theywillmostlikelyuse.Thisshowsthatthese
kitsareveryuseful.

//TransitioncutsCarloff

Carl:Seethat'sjust

Rayna:Howamazingthesekitsare!

//CarlglaresatRayna

Carl:LikeIwassayingbeforeIgotsorudelyinterrupted(glaresatRaynaagain(even
harder)),thesekitshaveaspecialmedicalpouchforsmallandmediumsizedwounds.

Rayna:Theyalsohaveanotherpouchallfor

Carl:Weaponcare!Tocleanyourweaponafterabattle,we'veincludedsomeclothsin
thekitsoyoucancleanyourweapon.Ifyourswordorjavelinevergetsdull,youcan

sharpenitonawhetstone.Ifapieceofyourswordevergetsoldorjustoutrightbreaks,
youcanreplaceitusingareplacementpiecewhichwillbeinsidethekits.

//CarlsmuglylooksatRayna(hehhehheh),Raynajustshrugs

Carl:Thebottompartofthekitsarespecificallyfor

Rayna:Survivalinthewilderness.Suchasamarchingstick,netsforfoodstorage,a
cookingpot,andabedroll!Themarchingstickwillhelpyoutravelthroughroughterrain
whichwillbeunfavorabletotravelupon.Thenetforfoodstoragecanbeusedtocatch
fishandstorefoodinthemjustincaseyougetlostorseparatedfromtherestofthe
army.Acookingpotwillletyoucookyourfoodsoyouwontgetpoisonedandthebed
rollistosleepinsoyouwontsleeponthebareground.

//CarlgivesRaynaaglare,towhichRaynashrugsandCarldoesalookofangrywith
theangrythingonthetopofhishead.(hehehe)

Rayna:SoCarlyoureadyformetoputyourexplanationoftheallaroundkitsto
shame?

//MakeKaruchanfrownand/orrolleyes

Carl:Bringit!

Rayna:Anyways,theWeaponCarekits,aptlynamed,areforWeaponcare.See?
Done.

Carl:Thatsbecauseyoudontlikewords.

Rayna:Idotoo,I'mjustbadwiththem.Backtothesubjectathand,thekitsinclude
thingslikewhetstonesforsharpening,clothsforcleaning,replacementweaponparts,
food,water,anextraquillofarrows,

Rayna:Wewillnowstartavotingsessiontoseeiftheseshouldbesoldtoeveryone
besidesslaves,gladiators,andprisonersofwar.Thevotingwillbeintheforumandonly
menwillbeallowedtovote.

//Showpeopleputtingintheirvotesandwhatnot.IfMaiafeelslikeit.

Carl:Afterafewlonghoursofvoting,wehavegottenourfinalanswer.Thesesurvival
kitswillbesoldalloverRome!

//AlotofCheeringandtwoguysbooing//
//Endpart
Carl:Andthat'swhyeveryRomansoldiershouldhavethesekits!
//PoofaroundCarlappears
Rayna:Agreed.

Maia:*Burstsinherethroughawall*YEAH*coughsatdustshemade*

RaynaandCarl:0.0
//Carlisacatatthispointandrunsaway.
//Ends
//goestobloopers/afterad
//Set/stageiscleanedup
Rayna:So(awkardsilence/drawnout),canIbeacatnow?SinceCarlisonenow,of
course,Ijustwanttobeatallerone.
Maia:Imeanyoucanbeatigerifyouwant.
Rayna:No,aMaineCoonwouldbegoodenough,makeitablackonethough!
Maia:K.
//MaiadoesanimatingpowersandturnsRaynaintoacat.
Raycat:HeyhowdoesitfeeltobeacatandyoureSTILLshorterthanme?
//Raycatpurrsafteraskingandflickstailunderchin
Cart:*hissesatRaycat,goesragemodetoattackRaycat*
//Maiabecomesacatfornoreason.
MaiCat:(Meows)Ihatethisbut,Ilikeit.Why?
Raycat:Comeonshorty,
cat
chmeifyoucan!

//SceneendswithRaycatandMaicatlaughingwhileCarlcatismadandhissingatthe
twoasCarlscratchesthescreen.
Screentearsawayandthecreditshappen
//ENDSCENE

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//SpecialCodeness