The Story of the Moslem Potentate

An Allegorical Tale

By

Anthony J. Fejfar, B.A., J.D., Esq., Coif

©Copyright 2010 by Anthony J. Fejfar

Once upon a time, the Caliph of Bagdad was a very rich Moslem Potentate. He

has about 40 wives in his harem, and, over 100 concubines. Naturally, the wives were

short and fat. while the concubines were very beautiful. Yet, the Caliph, El Fetah, did not

feel quite right about things, and, with good reason. You see, it is generally understood,

that it is impossible for a woman to be beautiful without having some magic. Of course,

this is particularly true in the Middle East, where the women are even fat at an early age,

often having warts on their breasts. In fact, on some of these women, the warts are so

.large that their husbands have a difficult time telling the difference between a wart and

the woman’s nipple. Now, the typical beautiful woman in a Moslem harem is in fact a

secubi, which is a form of demoness, often a jinn or genie. You see, many Moslem

men, particularly the nobles and royals, have a genuine vocation to be a Moslem priest or

imam, who are of course celibate, and chaste, and are not allowed to have sex with

anyone at all. The role of a sucubi demoness, is to take on the form of beautiful woman,

and to make sure that her victim, becomes an apostate Moslem who does not visit Mecca

once a year, and does not pray to Mecca, three times a day, all as required under Moslem

Law, as stated in the Holy Koran. So, to continue with our story of El Fetah, the Caliph

of Bagdad. For 20 years the Caliph had great sex with his cocubines, and adequate sex

with his wives, having over 100 children, all together. At this time, the women decided
that the Caliph should retire, and began to poison his wine and food. In fact, one night

the women who were really secubi, shapeshifted into monsters with two sets of sexual

organs, and cut up the Caliph, and devoured him bodily. In fact, the Caliph was so

delusional about this sitatuation, that he thought that he was still alive. Every fortnight,

the jinn, secubi, would find the Caliph in the other side, and devour him again, just for

good measure. After awhile, the Caliph wasted away and was put in Hell for not

becoming a Moslem Imam, like he was supposed to, given his religious vocation from

Allah himself, as confirmed by the Prophet Mohammed, Great is his Name.