Marathi PJ - Hotel Madhe Zaad ka wadhat nahi...

.. .. .. Karan tikde wadhayla waiters astat

Marathi shayari: Jewatanna nehami mandi ghalun basave... Jewatanna nehami mandi ghalun basave... Ani bhinti vari Kalnirnay asave. Ekda ek mulga vargaat joke sangto tar saglya mulaan cha bhaang viskatto ka??? : : : : : : karan joke tyannchaya dokya varun jaato ;D

college chya athvni Tini mala pahile Me tila pahile Tini mala pahile Me tila pahile Ya pahanya pahanyatach tiche 2 Aani mazhe 4 back rahile....

Athwan yeta tichi ashru pazarale ghala ghala... Athwan yeta tichi ashru pazarale ghala ghala...

Dongarala Aag laagli pala pala pala.... :-P

Khup saare prem thodasa ruswa. . Apan Bus madhe 'basu' shakto pan Train madhe 'trainu' shakat nahi. .... Pan nako antar kadhi nako to durawa. Khup sara haswa.. Ek kali mungi lal mungi chya ghari jate.Kadu god athavanit tujhya sathav mala... Tumhi eka junglat jata ani khup anhar ahe tar tumchya javal lakud ahe ani kandil ahe ta tumhi pahile kay petval? : : :sanga sanga. Russian door-keeper che naav kay asave? Ans: Ubha-Ka-Bas-Ki... majya swasat tu.. . . . Pan vapas yetanna ticha ranga lal-pivala hoto. Asa ka? ? ? ? Karan ti haldi kunku la geli aste. Bus ani Train madhe kay pharak ahe? . : me sangu ? : pahile MACHIS chi kadi petval ha ha ha majya manat tu. . Thodese Ashru... Maitricha haat hava aslyas athav mala Majhya waatecha aananda thev tujhya kadech. Pawasala laajawel itka asuu de tujhya majhya maitricha olaava. Bharat sodun janarya manasala kay mhantat? Ans: Hindustan Lever. Tujhe dukha astil tar pathvun de mala..

. tu kaali mi gora tu poli mi bhaat.. majya swasat tu. . majya manat tu. . ============== = Tu aani Me = ============== tu sui mi dora. tu football mi laath tu bashi mi cup. . . .. fu bai fu fugadi fu. .... . .. .:P A hilarious Marathi PJ . tu ushi mi zhop. .. .. .. .

tu kes mi dye... tu kavita "Mi Maazha" tu ghubad mi pankh. tu barfi mi pedha.... tu daru mi bar. tu cigaratte mi bidi.D.. tu dudh mi saai. tu computer mi C. tu chaha mi lassi. tu dahi mi loni... tu kumkum mi jassi.. tu undir mi cat.. mi mungla tu mungi. tu bavlat mi veda. tu sambaar mi dosa tu boxer mi thosa tu kanik mi poli tu aaushad mi goli. tu vinchu mi dankh... tu petrol mi car.tu ball mi bat. tu nisarga mi fiza. tu love mi prem . tu photo mi frame.. tu kes mi pony tu computer me mail tu niranjan me tel tu tiger mi lion tu dadar me sion tu takkal mi kes.... tu toop mi loni. tu doka mi kes.. tu saadi mi lungi.. tu dravid mi dhoni. tu saban mi fhes. tu canteen mi mess .

" 6.. 2 ri tala ek Mulaga School madhun ghari alayavar vadilana Mhanto Mulaga : Me udya shool la janar nahi . thakur:gap re yedya aapan kay paach teen doon khektoy ka ??yeda 3. 2 chhoti mule ubhi astat. tujhya bapacha kai jata?? bandya:bara..samajh tujhya kadhe 10 laadu aahet. tujhya bapacha kai jata?? gotya: khara majhya kadhe 10 laadu nahi aahet....samajh tujhya kadhe 10 laadu aahet...... guruji:gotya. guruji:bara.. Baban : "kaa ho tumachya kaDe marutiche spare parts vikat miltat ka??" Dukandaar : "Ho. guruji:are samjh ki.phude saanga.:-( 4.... ekda vargat ganitcha vishay chalu hota.thik aahe.are bandya. bandya:majhya kadhe 10 laadu nahi aahet. 5 ani 10 vees(20) hotat ??? bandya:samajha ki ho guruji. tu dagad me dhonda. samjh ki.. guruji:are murkha. 1st: 1 masala dosa 2nd: ajun 1 masala dosa 3rd: ajun 1 masala dosa 4th: CHALLENGE!! 5. waiter yeto ani sagle order detaat.tu kes me konda.kiti laadu jhale???? bandya: 20!! guruji:kai re gaadhava. ." Baban : "Mag mala ek gadaa dya. guruju: tujhya kadhe 10 laadu aahet ani mi tula ankhi 5 laadu dile..tu bas.. pahila:mazi aai service karte. » 4 mitra hotel madhe jataat. gabbar:ye haath mujhe de de thakkur.tumhachya bapacha kai jata?? 2. gotya: majhya kadhe 10 laadu nahi aahet. dusra:mazi aai Tennis khelat nahi.

. [. kaa??? karan: 'Jeena sirf mere liye' 9...???? Karan ravnala lahanpani aai baba sonya mhanayche.!!!!! 8...." Raja : "Ispik.doctor kay zal?" Tar doctor mhantat..mhanje 13th floor var rahat astat. dusre sagle actors 1st te 12th floor var rahtat.. Raja : "Kon ahe re tikade?" Sevak : "Hukum maharaj.Baba : kare kay zale Mulaga : AAj aamachya school madhe aamache vajan kele Vadil : mag tyacha school madhe n janayacha kay sambandh Mulaga : kay mahit udya amhala vikun pan taktil 7. Janun bujun kelela ek avichar ahe .."doctor. Kareen a kapur ani tushar kapur eka building chya top... mithun ani paal Mithun chakravarthy aani paal madhye kaay farak aahe?? mithun CHAKRAvarty ani paal BhINTIvarty.. pan tushar kapur ani kareena kapur nahi vaparat.!!!" 1 1. Ravnachya lankela sonyachi lanka kaa mhantat.Hospital madhe deliverychya veli complications hotat tyamule surgery karavi lagate.." 10.....Operation zalya var doctor baher yetat tar tyana dora vichrarto. » Pratyekachya manat ek mastani aste Are halu. Ekda doryachi(thread) bayko dori(thread) preganant aasate.....p] ."GUNTA zala. hi goshta fakta swatashi bolaychi aste Lagnachi asli tari ti fakta bayko aste Apli mastani konalach sangaychi naste Lok mhantat ha vyabhichar ahe. sagle lift vapartat.

You have been warned !!! what is the cube of 13? Its : SUROOR wondering how? thats bcoz. Mulga : Mag gaaun dakhav Mulgi : Baher waalat takalay.use log ghanashyam bulate the...Bolnare lok khotarde astat Swatahpasun sudhha kahi tari lapvat astat kartil tari kay.batao kyon? kyonki uska naam ghanashyam tha... Kande poha (A term for marriage talks) cha program chaloo asto «.. Mulga : Waloo De Waloo De ! Tyavar mulgi baher jaaun ek muthbhar WALOO (SAND) aanun dete and the boy faints on the spot. ===================== . Mulgi : Tumhi kay karta Mulga (Mishkil Swaraat) : AANGHOL (Hee Hee Hee) Mulga : Bare te jau dyaat tula kaay yeta? Mulgi (Chidun) : GHAAM (Hee Hee Hee) Mulga (varmun) : Bare tula gaata yete kaa? Mulgi : Hooo.. Bajiravache prem great mhantat Tumchya amchya charitryavar shintode udavtat Yeta jata Naitikteche dos pajtat Pratyekala thauk aste mastani apli honar nahi.. Hilarious Hindi PJs .. TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR ===================== ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi. Saglyanchech nashib kahi tevdhe thor nahi Tarihi apli mastani japaychi aste Manachya kappyat khol khol dadvaychi aste... Saglech bajirao nastat Lok nehemi asech vagtat......

....... wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing? .? .. What does this friend who receive the gift sing ??? Dushman na kare dost ne ye kaam kiya hai Umra bhar ka GUM hame inaam diya hai....5) another day .....this is a great PJ .. ===================== Another good PJ: What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to call him up...Bond replies . The pan walla asks him 4 Rs.. Ring De Basanti :)) ..-) ===================== A friend gives a barrel full of FEVICOL to his friend on his birthday...Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya ===================== One day James Bond goes to buy a pan.5 rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1. When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money .....????? Dhai(2.

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