Marathi PJ - Hotel Madhe Zaad ka wadhat nahi...

.. .. .. Karan tikde wadhayla waiters astat

Marathi shayari: Jewatanna nehami mandi ghalun basave... Jewatanna nehami mandi ghalun basave... Ani bhinti vari Kalnirnay asave. Ekda ek mulga vargaat joke sangto tar saglya mulaan cha bhaang viskatto ka??? : : : : : : karan joke tyannchaya dokya varun jaato ;D

college chya athvni Tini mala pahile Me tila pahile Tini mala pahile Me tila pahile Ya pahanya pahanyatach tiche 2 Aani mazhe 4 back rahile....

Athwan yeta tichi ashru pazarale ghala ghala... Athwan yeta tichi ashru pazarale ghala ghala...

Dongarala Aag laagli pala pala pala.... :-P

. . Asa ka? ? ? ? Karan ti haldi kunku la geli aste. Russian door-keeper che naav kay asave? Ans: Ubha-Ka-Bas-Ki. Thodese Ashru.. majya swasat tu. : me sangu ? : pahile MACHIS chi kadi petval ha ha ha majya manat tu. Pawasala laajawel itka asuu de tujhya majhya maitricha olaava. Khup saare prem thodasa ruswa.. . Bus ani Train madhe kay pharak ahe? . .Kadu god athavanit tujhya sathav mala.. Maitricha haat hava aslyas athav mala Majhya waatecha aananda thev tujhya kadech... Pan nako antar kadhi nako to durawa. Tujhe dukha astil tar pathvun de mala... . Pan vapas yetanna ticha ranga lal-pivala hoto.... . Bharat sodun janarya manasala kay mhantat? Ans: Hindustan Lever.. Tumhi eka junglat jata ani khup anhar ahe tar tumchya javal lakud ahe ani kandil ahe ta tumhi pahile kay petval? : : :sanga sanga. Khup sara haswa. Apan Bus madhe 'basu' shakto pan Train madhe 'trainu' shakat nahi. . Ek kali mungi lal mungi chya ghari jate.

. . . . .. . ... majya manat tu.. .. . majya swasat tu.. fu bai fu fugadi fu. . . tu ushi mi zhop. .. .:P A hilarious Marathi PJ .. tu kaali mi gora tu poli mi bhaat.. ============== = Tu aani Me = ============== tu sui mi dora. tu football mi laath tu bashi mi cup. .

. tu toop mi loni. tu vinchu mi dankh. tu dudh mi saai.D. tu dravid mi dhoni. tu saban mi fhes. tu kes mi dye..tu ball mi bat... tu doka mi kes... tu nisarga mi fiza. tu cigaratte mi bidi. tu kavita "Mi Maazha" tu ghubad mi pankh.. tu daru mi bar. tu canteen mi mess . tu saadi mi lungi. tu chaha mi lassi. tu kes mi pony tu computer me mail tu niranjan me tel tu tiger mi lion tu dadar me sion tu takkal mi kes... tu computer mi C. mi mungla tu mungi.. tu undir mi cat. tu barfi mi pedha.. tu photo mi frame. tu bavlat mi veda.... tu sambaar mi dosa tu boxer mi thosa tu kanik mi poli tu aaushad mi goli.. tu petrol mi car... tu dahi mi loni. tu love mi prem . tu kumkum mi jassi..

.thik aahe.:-( 4... guruji:bara. guruju: tujhya kadhe 10 laadu aahet ani mi tula ankhi 5 laadu dile. ekda vargat ganitcha vishay chalu hota..samajh tujhya kadhe 10 laadu aahet... tu dagad me dhonda.tu bas.samajh tujhya kadhe 10 laadu aahet. guruji:gotya. 2 chhoti mule ubhi astat. tujhya bapacha kai jata?? gotya: khara majhya kadhe 10 laadu nahi aahet.kiti laadu jhale???? bandya: 20!! guruji:kai re gaadhava." 6... gabbar:ye haath mujhe de de thakkur.. bandya:majhya kadhe 10 laadu nahi aahet..... .phude saanga." Baban : "Mag mala ek gadaa dya. pahila:mazi aai service karte.are bandya. guruji:are murkha. guruji:are samjh ki.tumhachya bapacha kai jata?? 2.. dusra:mazi aai Tennis khelat nahi. Baban : "kaa ho tumachya kaDe marutiche spare parts vikat miltat ka??" Dukandaar : "Ho.. thakur:gap re yedya aapan kay paach teen doon khektoy ka ??yeda 3. gotya: majhya kadhe 10 laadu nahi aahet. samjh ki..tu kes me konda. 2 ri tala ek Mulaga School madhun ghari alayavar vadilana Mhanto Mulaga : Me udya shool la janar nahi . 5 ani 10 vees(20) hotat ??? bandya:samajha ki ho guruji. » 4 mitra hotel madhe jataat. 1st: 1 masala dosa 2nd: ajun 1 masala dosa 3rd: ajun 1 masala dosa 4th: CHALLENGE!! 5. tujhya bapacha kai jata?? bandya:bara. waiter yeto ani sagle order detaat..

Hospital madhe deliverychya veli complications hotat tyamule surgery karavi lagate... mithun ani paal Mithun chakravarthy aani paal madhye kaay farak aahe?? mithun CHAKRAvarty ani paal BhINTIvarty.p] ......!!!" 1 1. Ravnachya lankela sonyachi lanka kaa mhantat. dusre sagle actors 1st te 12th floor var rahtat...!!!!! 8.. sagle lift vapartat.mhanje 13th floor var rahat astat.???? Karan ravnala lahanpani aai baba sonya mhanayche...Operation zalya var doctor baher yetat tar tyana dora vichrarto...doctor kay zal?" Tar doctor mhantat. hi goshta fakta swatashi bolaychi aste Lagnachi asli tari ti fakta bayko aste Apli mastani konalach sangaychi naste Lok mhantat ha vyabhichar ahe. Janun bujun kelela ek avichar ahe . Kareen a kapur ani tushar kapur eka building chya top..."GUNTA zala." Raja : "Ispik..Baba : kare kay zale Mulaga : AAj aamachya school madhe aamache vajan kele Vadil : mag tyacha school madhe n janayacha kay sambandh Mulaga : kay mahit udya amhala vikun pan taktil 7. Ekda doryachi(thread) bayko dori(thread) preganant aasate.."doctor." 10.. kaa??? karan: 'Jeena sirf mere liye' 9. pan tushar kapur ani kareena kapur nahi vaparat. Raja : "Kon ahe re tikade?" Sevak : "Hukum maharaj. [. » Pratyekachya manat ek mastani aste Are halu...

Bolnare lok khotarde astat Swatahpasun sudhha kahi tari lapvat astat kartil tari kay.. Mulgi : Tumhi kay karta Mulga (Mishkil Swaraat) : AANGHOL (Hee Hee Hee) Mulga : Bare te jau dyaat tula kaay yeta? Mulgi (Chidun) : GHAAM (Hee Hee Hee) Mulga (varmun) : Bare tula gaata yete kaa? Mulgi : Hooo.use log ghanashyam bulate the. Kande poha (A term for marriage talks) cha program chaloo asto «. Saglech bajirao nastat Lok nehemi asech vagtat. Hilarious Hindi PJs ... Saglyanchech nashib kahi tevdhe thor nahi Tarihi apli mastani japaychi aste Manachya kappyat khol khol dadvaychi aste... You have been warned !!! what is the cube of 13? Its : SUROOR wondering how? thats bcoz... Mulga : Waloo De Waloo De ! Tyavar mulgi baher jaaun ek muthbhar WALOO (SAND) aanun dete and the boy faints on the spot..batao kyon? kyonki uska naam ghanashyam tha... TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR ===================== ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi. ===================== .. Bajiravache prem great mhantat Tumchya amchya charitryavar shintode udavtat Yeta jata Naitikteche dos pajtat Pratyekala thauk aste mastani apli honar nahi... Mulga : Mag gaaun dakhav Mulgi : Baher waalat takalay...

What does this friend who receive the gift sing ??? Dushman na kare dost ne ye kaam kiya hai Umra bhar ka GUM hame inaam diya hai..????? Dhai(2....-) ===================== A friend gives a barrel full of FEVICOL to his friend on his birthday.... When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money ...? ..Bond replies ...5) another day . for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1. ===================== Another good PJ: What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to call him up..... Ring De Basanti :)) ..Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya ===================== One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs..5 rs... wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing? .....this is a great PJ ...