PJ Marathi

Marathi PJ - Hotel Madhe Zaad ka wadhat nahi...

.. .. .. Karan tikde wadhayla waiters astat

Marathi shayari: Jewatanna nehami mandi ghalun basave... Jewatanna nehami mandi ghalun basave... Ani bhinti vari Kalnirnay asave. Ekda ek mulga vargaat joke sangto tar saglya mulaan cha bhaang viskatto ka??? : : : : : : karan joke tyannchaya dokya varun jaato ;D

college chya athvni Tini mala pahile Me tila pahile Tini mala pahile Me tila pahile Ya pahanya pahanyatach tiche 2 Aani mazhe 4 back rahile....

Athwan yeta tichi ashru pazarale ghala ghala... Athwan yeta tichi ashru pazarale ghala ghala...

Dongarala Aag laagli pala pala pala.... :-P

Bharat sodun janarya manasala kay mhantat? Ans: Hindustan Lever. Asa ka? ? ? ? Karan ti haldi kunku la geli aste. : me sangu ? : pahile MACHIS chi kadi petval ha ha ha majya manat tu.. Ek kali mungi lal mungi chya ghari jate. majya swasat tu.. Khup saare prem thodasa ruswa. Tumhi eka junglat jata ani khup anhar ahe tar tumchya javal lakud ahe ani kandil ahe ta tumhi pahile kay petval? : : :sanga sanga. . Apan Bus madhe 'basu' shakto pan Train madhe 'trainu' shakat nahi. Pan nako antar kadhi nako to durawa. . Tujhe dukha astil tar pathvun de mala.... Maitricha haat hava aslyas athav mala Majhya waatecha aananda thev tujhya kadech. Bus ani Train madhe kay pharak ahe? . . Pawasala laajawel itka asuu de tujhya majhya maitricha olaava.Kadu god athavanit tujhya sathav mala. ... Russian door-keeper che naav kay asave? Ans: Ubha-Ka-Bas-Ki. Pan vapas yetanna ticha ranga lal-pivala hoto.... .. Thodese Ashru. .. Khup sara haswa.

:P A hilarious Marathi PJ .. . . tu football mi laath tu bashi mi cup.. . .. fu bai fu fugadi fu. . . ============== = Tu aani Me = ============== tu sui mi dora. . majya manat tu... .. .. . .. ... majya swasat tu. tu kaali mi gora tu poli mi bhaat. tu ushi mi zhop. .

. tu sambaar mi dosa tu boxer mi thosa tu kanik mi poli tu aaushad mi goli.. tu barfi mi pedha. tu nisarga mi fiza. tu canteen mi mess . tu kavita "Mi Maazha" tu ghubad mi pankh... tu cigaratte mi bidi.. tu kumkum mi jassi. tu kes mi pony tu computer me mail tu niranjan me tel tu tiger mi lion tu dadar me sion tu takkal mi kes. tu chaha mi lassi.... tu daru mi bar.. tu toop mi loni. tu photo mi frame. tu kes mi dye. tu dahi mi loni....tu ball mi bat. tu bavlat mi veda.. tu computer mi C. mi mungla tu mungi. tu undir mi cat.D.. tu saban mi fhes. tu vinchu mi dankh. tu petrol mi car... tu saadi mi lungi. tu love mi prem ... tu dravid mi dhoni. tu dudh mi saai. tu doka mi kes.

. waiter yeto ani sagle order detaat. guruji:bara." Baban : "Mag mala ek gadaa dya.. pahila:mazi aai service karte.tu bas. tujhya bapacha kai jata?? gotya: khara majhya kadhe 10 laadu nahi aahet." 6. 2 ri tala ek Mulaga School madhun ghari alayavar vadilana Mhanto Mulaga : Me udya shool la janar nahi . » 4 mitra hotel madhe jataat.. gotya: majhya kadhe 10 laadu nahi aahet..tumhachya bapacha kai jata?? 2. guruji:are murkha...samajh tujhya kadhe 10 laadu aahet..phude saanga. .. guruji:are samjh ki...kiti laadu jhale???? bandya: 20!! guruji:kai re gaadhava..thik aahe.. tujhya bapacha kai jata?? bandya:bara.samajh tujhya kadhe 10 laadu aahet.tu kes me konda. dusra:mazi aai Tennis khelat nahi. ekda vargat ganitcha vishay chalu hota. 1st: 1 masala dosa 2nd: ajun 1 masala dosa 3rd: ajun 1 masala dosa 4th: CHALLENGE!! 5..:-( 4. guruji:gotya. samjh ki. bandya:majhya kadhe 10 laadu nahi aahet. 2 chhoti mule ubhi astat. 5 ani 10 vees(20) hotat ??? bandya:samajha ki ho guruji. gabbar:ye haath mujhe de de thakkur. thakur:gap re yedya aapan kay paach teen doon khektoy ka ??yeda 3. Baban : "kaa ho tumachya kaDe marutiche spare parts vikat miltat ka??" Dukandaar : "Ho.. guruju: tujhya kadhe 10 laadu aahet ani mi tula ankhi 5 laadu dile. tu dagad me dhonda..are bandya...

"doctor... Raja : "Kon ahe re tikade?" Sevak : "Hukum maharaj.....Hospital madhe deliverychya veli complications hotat tyamule surgery karavi lagate. Janun bujun kelela ek avichar ahe . hi goshta fakta swatashi bolaychi aste Lagnachi asli tari ti fakta bayko aste Apli mastani konalach sangaychi naste Lok mhantat ha vyabhichar ahe..!!!!! 8.doctor kay zal?" Tar doctor mhantat. kaa??? karan: 'Jeena sirf mere liye' 9..mhanje 13th floor var rahat astat.!!!" 1 1.. pan tushar kapur ani kareena kapur nahi vaparat.. Ravnachya lankela sonyachi lanka kaa mhantat. dusre sagle actors 1st te 12th floor var rahtat...Baba : kare kay zale Mulaga : AAj aamachya school madhe aamache vajan kele Vadil : mag tyacha school madhe n janayacha kay sambandh Mulaga : kay mahit udya amhala vikun pan taktil 7.."GUNTA zala. Kareen a kapur ani tushar kapur eka building chya top. » Pratyekachya manat ek mastani aste Are halu..... mithun ani paal Mithun chakravarthy aani paal madhye kaay farak aahe?? mithun CHAKRAvarty ani paal BhINTIvarty. [.." Raja : "Ispik. sagle lift vapartat.p] ." 10.???? Karan ravnala lahanpani aai baba sonya mhanayche.. Ekda doryachi(thread) bayko dori(thread) preganant aasate.Operation zalya var doctor baher yetat tar tyana dora vichrarto...

. ===================== .Bolnare lok khotarde astat Swatahpasun sudhha kahi tari lapvat astat kartil tari kay.. You have been warned !!! what is the cube of 13? Its : SUROOR wondering how? thats bcoz. Saglech bajirao nastat Lok nehemi asech vagtat. TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR ===================== ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi.. Mulga : Waloo De Waloo De ! Tyavar mulgi baher jaaun ek muthbhar WALOO (SAND) aanun dete and the boy faints on the spot.. Bajiravache prem great mhantat Tumchya amchya charitryavar shintode udavtat Yeta jata Naitikteche dos pajtat Pratyekala thauk aste mastani apli honar nahi. Saglyanchech nashib kahi tevdhe thor nahi Tarihi apli mastani japaychi aste Manachya kappyat khol khol dadvaychi aste....... Kande poha (A term for marriage talks) cha program chaloo asto «. Hilarious Hindi PJs .. Mulgi : Tumhi kay karta Mulga (Mishkil Swaraat) : AANGHOL (Hee Hee Hee) Mulga : Bare te jau dyaat tula kaay yeta? Mulgi (Chidun) : GHAAM (Hee Hee Hee) Mulga (varmun) : Bare tula gaata yete kaa? Mulgi : Hooo.use log ghanashyam bulate the.batao kyon? kyonki uska naam ghanashyam tha. Mulga : Mag gaaun dakhav Mulgi : Baher waalat takalay.....

Ring De Basanti :)) .. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.... The pan walla asks him 4 Rs.....? .....5 rs....-) ===================== A friend gives a barrel full of FEVICOL to his friend on his birthday.....this is a great PJ . When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money .Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya ===================== One day James Bond goes to buy a pan...... wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing? .????? Dhai(2. What does this friend who receive the gift sing ??? Dushman na kare dost ne ye kaam kiya hai Umra bhar ka GUM hame inaam diya hai.Bond replies .5) another day .. ===================== Another good PJ: What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to call him up..

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