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PJ Marathi

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Marathi PJ - Hotel Madhe Zaad ka wadhat nahi...

.. .. .. Karan tikde wadhayla waiters astat

Marathi shayari: Jewatanna nehami mandi ghalun basave... Jewatanna nehami mandi ghalun basave... Ani bhinti vari Kalnirnay asave. Ekda ek mulga vargaat joke sangto tar saglya mulaan cha bhaang viskatto ka??? : : : : : : karan joke tyannchaya dokya varun jaato ;D

college chya athvni Tini mala pahile Me tila pahile Tini mala pahile Me tila pahile Ya pahanya pahanyatach tiche 2 Aani mazhe 4 back rahile....

Athwan yeta tichi ashru pazarale ghala ghala... Athwan yeta tichi ashru pazarale ghala ghala...

Dongarala Aag laagli pala pala pala.... :-P

Bus ani Train madhe kay pharak ahe? . Apan Bus madhe 'basu' shakto pan Train madhe 'trainu' shakat nahi. Pan vapas yetanna ticha ranga lal-pivala hoto. Pan nako antar kadhi nako to durawa. majya swasat tu..Kadu god athavanit tujhya sathav mala.. . . Khup sara haswa... Asa ka? ? ? ? Karan ti haldi kunku la geli aste. . Khup saare prem thodasa ruswa... Bharat sodun janarya manasala kay mhantat? Ans: Hindustan Lever. Pawasala laajawel itka asuu de tujhya majhya maitricha olaava.. .. Russian door-keeper che naav kay asave? Ans: Ubha-Ka-Bas-Ki. Thodese Ashru. : me sangu ? : pahile MACHIS chi kadi petval ha ha ha majya manat tu. ... Tujhe dukha astil tar pathvun de mala... . Tumhi eka junglat jata ani khup anhar ahe tar tumchya javal lakud ahe ani kandil ahe ta tumhi pahile kay petval? : : :sanga sanga. Ek kali mungi lal mungi chya ghari jate. Maitricha haat hava aslyas athav mala Majhya waatecha aananda thev tujhya kadech.

majya manat tu. tu football mi laath tu bashi mi cup. majya swasat tu. . . . ... . .. .:P A hilarious Marathi PJ .. . ============== = Tu aani Me = ============== tu sui mi dora. fu bai fu fugadi fu.. .... . . tu ushi mi zhop.. .. tu kaali mi gora tu poli mi bhaat. .

tu computer mi C..... tu kes mi pony tu computer me mail tu niranjan me tel tu tiger mi lion tu dadar me sion tu takkal mi kes. tu saban mi fhes.. tu vinchu mi dankh.. tu kavita "Mi Maazha" tu ghubad mi pankh. tu doka mi kes... tu dudh mi saai..tu ball mi bat. tu saadi mi lungi... tu barfi mi pedha..D. tu dravid mi dhoni. tu undir mi cat.. tu toop mi loni. tu sambaar mi dosa tu boxer mi thosa tu kanik mi poli tu aaushad mi goli. tu petrol mi car.. tu bavlat mi veda. tu cigaratte mi bidi. mi mungla tu mungi. tu dahi mi loni. tu love mi prem .. tu daru mi bar. tu photo mi frame. tu kes mi dye. tu nisarga mi fiza. tu canteen mi mess ... tu chaha mi lassi. tu kumkum mi jassi..

5 ani 10 vees(20) hotat ??? bandya:samajha ki ho guruji." Baban : "Mag mala ek gadaa dya. Baban : "kaa ho tumachya kaDe marutiche spare parts vikat miltat ka??" Dukandaar : "Ho.tu bas. guruji:bara. 1st: 1 masala dosa 2nd: ajun 1 masala dosa 3rd: ajun 1 masala dosa 4th: CHALLENGE!! 5. gotya: majhya kadhe 10 laadu nahi aahet. ekda vargat ganitcha vishay chalu hota..." 6. tu dagad me dhonda. tujhya bapacha kai jata?? gotya: khara majhya kadhe 10 laadu nahi aahet. ..tu kes me konda.phude saanga.. guruju: tujhya kadhe 10 laadu aahet ani mi tula ankhi 5 laadu dile.. waiter yeto ani sagle order detaat. thakur:gap re yedya aapan kay paach teen doon khektoy ka ??yeda 3.samajh tujhya kadhe 10 laadu aahet. dusra:mazi aai Tennis khelat nahi.. guruji:are murkha. 2 chhoti mule ubhi astat..tumhachya bapacha kai jata?? 2.samajh tujhya kadhe 10 laadu aahet. tujhya bapacha kai jata?? bandya:bara.... » 4 mitra hotel madhe jataat. 2 ri tala ek Mulaga School madhun ghari alayavar vadilana Mhanto Mulaga : Me udya shool la janar nahi .. gabbar:ye haath mujhe de de thakkur.....thik aahe.:-( 4. bandya:majhya kadhe 10 laadu nahi aahet. guruji:are samjh ki.. pahila:mazi aai service karte. samjh ki. guruji:gotya..kiti laadu jhale???? bandya: 20!! guruji:kai re gaadhava.are bandya.

doctor kay zal?" Tar doctor mhantat. Janun bujun kelela ek avichar ahe ... dusre sagle actors 1st te 12th floor var rahtat. Raja : "Kon ahe re tikade?" Sevak : "Hukum maharaj." Raja : "Ispik..p] ... sagle lift vapartat..Operation zalya var doctor baher yetat tar tyana dora vichrarto. mithun ani paal Mithun chakravarthy aani paal madhye kaay farak aahe?? mithun CHAKRAvarty ani paal BhINTIvarty.." 10..Hospital madhe deliverychya veli complications hotat tyamule surgery karavi lagate.. Ekda doryachi(thread) bayko dori(thread) preganant aasate.mhanje 13th floor var rahat astat.. pan tushar kapur ani kareena kapur nahi vaparat.. [...!!!!! 8.. Kareen a kapur ani tushar kapur eka building chya top.!!!" 1 1.???? Karan ravnala lahanpani aai baba sonya mhanayche..... » Pratyekachya manat ek mastani aste Are halu..."GUNTA zala."doctor. Ravnachya lankela sonyachi lanka kaa mhantat. hi goshta fakta swatashi bolaychi aste Lagnachi asli tari ti fakta bayko aste Apli mastani konalach sangaychi naste Lok mhantat ha vyabhichar ahe. kaa??? karan: 'Jeena sirf mere liye' 9..Baba : kare kay zale Mulaga : AAj aamachya school madhe aamache vajan kele Vadil : mag tyacha school madhe n janayacha kay sambandh Mulaga : kay mahit udya amhala vikun pan taktil 7.

.batao kyon? kyonki uska naam ghanashyam tha. Bajiravache prem great mhantat Tumchya amchya charitryavar shintode udavtat Yeta jata Naitikteche dos pajtat Pratyekala thauk aste mastani apli honar nahi...... Kande poha (A term for marriage talks) cha program chaloo asto «.use log ghanashyam bulate the. Mulga : Waloo De Waloo De ! Tyavar mulgi baher jaaun ek muthbhar WALOO (SAND) aanun dete and the boy faints on the spot...Bolnare lok khotarde astat Swatahpasun sudhha kahi tari lapvat astat kartil tari kay... TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR ===================== ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi. ===================== . Mulgi : Tumhi kay karta Mulga (Mishkil Swaraat) : AANGHOL (Hee Hee Hee) Mulga : Bare te jau dyaat tula kaay yeta? Mulgi (Chidun) : GHAAM (Hee Hee Hee) Mulga (varmun) : Bare tula gaata yete kaa? Mulgi : Hooo. Saglyanchech nashib kahi tevdhe thor nahi Tarihi apli mastani japaychi aste Manachya kappyat khol khol dadvaychi aste. Mulga : Mag gaaun dakhav Mulgi : Baher waalat takalay... You have been warned !!! what is the cube of 13? Its : SUROOR wondering how? thats bcoz. Saglech bajirao nastat Lok nehemi asech vagtat... Hilarious Hindi PJs ..

..... Ring De Basanti :)) . When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money .5) another day .this is a great PJ ..... wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing? ... What does this friend who receive the gift sing ??? Dushman na kare dost ne ye kaam kiya hai Umra bhar ka GUM hame inaam diya hai...Bond replies .. ===================== Another good PJ: What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to call him up...? .????? Dhai(2..Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya ===================== One day James Bond goes to buy a pan.-) ===================== A friend gives a barrel full of FEVICOL to his friend on his birthday... The pan walla asks him 4 Rs.5 rs.. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.......

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