Marathi PJ - Hotel Madhe Zaad ka wadhat nahi...

.. .. .. Karan tikde wadhayla waiters astat

Marathi shayari: Jewatanna nehami mandi ghalun basave... Jewatanna nehami mandi ghalun basave... Ani bhinti vari Kalnirnay asave. Ekda ek mulga vargaat joke sangto tar saglya mulaan cha bhaang viskatto ka??? : : : : : : karan joke tyannchaya dokya varun jaato ;D

college chya athvni Tini mala pahile Me tila pahile Tini mala pahile Me tila pahile Ya pahanya pahanyatach tiche 2 Aani mazhe 4 back rahile....

Athwan yeta tichi ashru pazarale ghala ghala... Athwan yeta tichi ashru pazarale ghala ghala...

Dongarala Aag laagli pala pala pala.... :-P

.. Pan nako antar kadhi nako to durawa. . . . . Maitricha haat hava aslyas athav mala Majhya waatecha aananda thev tujhya kadech. Thodese Ashru. Bharat sodun janarya manasala kay mhantat? Ans: Hindustan Lever..Kadu god athavanit tujhya sathav mala. Khup sara haswa..... Russian door-keeper che naav kay asave? Ans: Ubha-Ka-Bas-Ki... . Ek kali mungi lal mungi chya ghari jate. Tumhi eka junglat jata ani khup anhar ahe tar tumchya javal lakud ahe ani kandil ahe ta tumhi pahile kay petval? : : :sanga sanga. Asa ka? ? ? ? Karan ti haldi kunku la geli aste. Pawasala laajawel itka asuu de tujhya majhya maitricha olaava. Tujhe dukha astil tar pathvun de mala. majya swasat tu. Khup saare prem thodasa ruswa. .. Bus ani Train madhe kay pharak ahe? . : me sangu ? : pahile MACHIS chi kadi petval ha ha ha majya manat tu. Apan Bus madhe 'basu' shakto pan Train madhe 'trainu' shakat nahi.. Pan vapas yetanna ticha ranga lal-pivala hoto..

. fu bai fu fugadi fu.. tu kaali mi gora tu poli mi bhaat. . .. . . ============== = Tu aani Me = ============== tu sui mi dora.. . . tu football mi laath tu bashi mi cup.. . tu ushi mi zhop.. majya manat tu..:P A hilarious Marathi PJ .. .. . .. . majya swasat tu. . .

tu undir mi cat.. tu dravid mi dhoni.. tu chaha mi lassi.... tu canteen mi mess . tu photo mi frame.. tu kes mi dye. tu love mi prem . mi mungla tu mungi. tu dahi mi loni. tu daru mi bar. tu kavita "Mi Maazha" tu ghubad mi pankh. tu doka mi kes... tu petrol mi car. tu kes mi pony tu computer me mail tu niranjan me tel tu tiger mi lion tu dadar me sion tu takkal mi kes. tu cigaratte mi bidi.tu ball mi bat.. tu sambaar mi dosa tu boxer mi thosa tu kanik mi poli tu aaushad mi goli. tu dudh mi saai... tu toop mi loni.... tu kumkum mi jassi... tu bavlat mi veda.. tu computer mi C. tu vinchu mi dankh. tu barfi mi pedha. tu nisarga mi fiza.D. tu saban mi fhes.. tu saadi mi lungi.

waiter yeto ani sagle order detaat.. samjh ki. guruji:are samjh ki.. tujhya bapacha kai jata?? bandya:bara.:-( 4... thakur:gap re yedya aapan kay paach teen doon khektoy ka ??yeda 3..samajh tujhya kadhe 10 laadu aahet.samajh tujhya kadhe 10 laadu aahet.tu kes me konda.. Baban : "kaa ho tumachya kaDe marutiche spare parts vikat miltat ka??" Dukandaar : "Ho.are bandya... bandya:majhya kadhe 10 laadu nahi aahet... .. 5 ani 10 vees(20) hotat ??? bandya:samajha ki ho guruji. » 4 mitra hotel madhe jataat. gabbar:ye haath mujhe de de thakkur." 6. tu dagad me dhonda." Baban : "Mag mala ek gadaa dya.. 1st: 1 masala dosa 2nd: ajun 1 masala dosa 3rd: ajun 1 masala dosa 4th: CHALLENGE!! 5. gotya: majhya kadhe 10 laadu nahi aahet.thik aahe. guruji:are murkha... ekda vargat ganitcha vishay chalu hota. 2 ri tala ek Mulaga School madhun ghari alayavar vadilana Mhanto Mulaga : Me udya shool la janar nahi . 2 chhoti mule ubhi astat..tu bas.tumhachya bapacha kai jata?? 2.. guruji:gotya.phude saanga. guruji:bara.. tujhya bapacha kai jata?? gotya: khara majhya kadhe 10 laadu nahi aahet.kiti laadu jhale???? bandya: 20!! guruji:kai re gaadhava. dusra:mazi aai Tennis khelat nahi. guruju: tujhya kadhe 10 laadu aahet ani mi tula ankhi 5 laadu dile. pahila:mazi aai service karte.

pan tushar kapur ani kareena kapur nahi vaparat. Ekda doryachi(thread) bayko dori(thread) preganant aasate.Baba : kare kay zale Mulaga : AAj aamachya school madhe aamache vajan kele Vadil : mag tyacha school madhe n janayacha kay sambandh Mulaga : kay mahit udya amhala vikun pan taktil 7.p] .. Janun bujun kelela ek avichar ahe . kaa??? karan: 'Jeena sirf mere liye' 9..doctor kay zal?" Tar doctor mhantat....???? Karan ravnala lahanpani aai baba sonya mhanayche.mhanje 13th floor var rahat astat.. » Pratyekachya manat ek mastani aste Are halu. Raja : "Kon ahe re tikade?" Sevak : "Hukum maharaj..Hospital madhe deliverychya veli complications hotat tyamule surgery karavi lagate..."GUNTA zala.. Ravnachya lankela sonyachi lanka kaa mhantat. dusre sagle actors 1st te 12th floor var rahtat.. Kareen a kapur ani tushar kapur eka building chya top.. [.....!!!" 1 1.Operation zalya var doctor baher yetat tar tyana dora vichrarto.."doctor.. sagle lift vapartat." Raja : "Ispik. hi goshta fakta swatashi bolaychi aste Lagnachi asli tari ti fakta bayko aste Apli mastani konalach sangaychi naste Lok mhantat ha vyabhichar ahe..!!!!! 8..." 10. mithun ani paal Mithun chakravarthy aani paal madhye kaay farak aahe?? mithun CHAKRAvarty ani paal BhINTIvarty.

.. Saglyanchech nashib kahi tevdhe thor nahi Tarihi apli mastani japaychi aste Manachya kappyat khol khol dadvaychi aste.. Mulga : Waloo De Waloo De ! Tyavar mulgi baher jaaun ek muthbhar WALOO (SAND) aanun dete and the boy faints on the spot. ===================== .. Kande poha (A term for marriage talks) cha program chaloo asto «...batao kyon? kyonki uska naam ghanashyam tha. Mulga : Mag gaaun dakhav Mulgi : Baher waalat takalay.... TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR ===================== ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi... Mulgi : Tumhi kay karta Mulga (Mishkil Swaraat) : AANGHOL (Hee Hee Hee) Mulga : Bare te jau dyaat tula kaay yeta? Mulgi (Chidun) : GHAAM (Hee Hee Hee) Mulga (varmun) : Bare tula gaata yete kaa? Mulgi : Hooo.use log ghanashyam bulate the.. Saglech bajirao nastat Lok nehemi asech vagtat. Bajiravache prem great mhantat Tumchya amchya charitryavar shintode udavtat Yeta jata Naitikteche dos pajtat Pratyekala thauk aste mastani apli honar nahi... You have been warned !!! what is the cube of 13? Its : SUROOR wondering how? thats bcoz. Hilarious Hindi PJs .Bolnare lok khotarde astat Swatahpasun sudhha kahi tari lapvat astat kartil tari kay..

.? . ===================== Another good PJ: What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to call him up. Ring De Basanti :)) ..5) another day ....... When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money .... The pan walla asks him 4 Rs...-) ===================== A friend gives a barrel full of FEVICOL to his friend on his birthday.Bond replies . for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1. wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing? ...Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya ===================== One day James Bond goes to buy a pan.......????? Dhai(2..this is a great PJ .5 rs.... What does this friend who receive the gift sing ??? Dushman na kare dost ne ye kaam kiya hai Umra bhar ka GUM hame inaam diya hai..

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