Marathi PJ - Hotel Madhe Zaad ka wadhat nahi...

.. .. .. Karan tikde wadhayla waiters astat

Marathi shayari: Jewatanna nehami mandi ghalun basave... Jewatanna nehami mandi ghalun basave... Ani bhinti vari Kalnirnay asave. Ekda ek mulga vargaat joke sangto tar saglya mulaan cha bhaang viskatto ka??? : : : : : : karan joke tyannchaya dokya varun jaato ;D

college chya athvni Tini mala pahile Me tila pahile Tini mala pahile Me tila pahile Ya pahanya pahanyatach tiche 2 Aani mazhe 4 back rahile....

Athwan yeta tichi ashru pazarale ghala ghala... Athwan yeta tichi ashru pazarale ghala ghala...

Dongarala Aag laagli pala pala pala.... :-P

. . Bus ani Train madhe kay pharak ahe? . Ek kali mungi lal mungi chya ghari jate. Maitricha haat hava aslyas athav mala Majhya waatecha aananda thev tujhya kadech... Tumhi eka junglat jata ani khup anhar ahe tar tumchya javal lakud ahe ani kandil ahe ta tumhi pahile kay petval? : : :sanga sanga. Asa ka? ? ? ? Karan ti haldi kunku la geli aste..... Khup sara haswa.. Russian door-keeper che naav kay asave? Ans: Ubha-Ka-Bas-Ki. . Tujhe dukha astil tar pathvun de mala. Khup saare prem thodasa ruswa..... . Apan Bus madhe 'basu' shakto pan Train madhe 'trainu' shakat nahi. : me sangu ? : pahile MACHIS chi kadi petval ha ha ha majya manat tu.Kadu god athavanit tujhya sathav mala. majya swasat tu. Bharat sodun janarya manasala kay mhantat? Ans: Hindustan Lever.. Pan nako antar kadhi nako to durawa. Pan vapas yetanna ticha ranga lal-pivala hoto. Thodese Ashru. . . Pawasala laajawel itka asuu de tujhya majhya maitricha olaava.

:P A hilarious Marathi PJ ... .... tu ushi mi zhop. . .. . majya manat tu.. . ============== = Tu aani Me = ============== tu sui mi dora. fu bai fu fugadi fu.. ... . . . . . tu football mi laath tu bashi mi cup. . majya swasat tu. . tu kaali mi gora tu poli mi bhaat.

.. tu daru mi bar. tu sambaar mi dosa tu boxer mi thosa tu kanik mi poli tu aaushad mi goli.. tu bavlat mi veda.. tu saban mi fhes.. mi mungla tu mungi.. tu canteen mi mess .D. tu kavita "Mi Maazha" tu ghubad mi pankh. tu dravid mi dhoni.. tu dudh mi saai. tu vinchu mi dankh. tu chaha mi lassi. tu kes mi pony tu computer me mail tu niranjan me tel tu tiger mi lion tu dadar me sion tu takkal mi kes. tu saadi mi lungi. tu doka mi kes.tu ball mi bat. tu kes mi dye. tu kumkum mi jassi.... tu petrol mi car... tu computer mi C... tu toop mi loni.. tu undir mi cat. tu nisarga mi fiza.. tu barfi mi pedha. tu love mi prem ... tu cigaratte mi bidi. tu dahi mi loni. tu photo mi frame.

thakur:gap re yedya aapan kay paach teen doon khektoy ka ??yeda 3....... 1st: 1 masala dosa 2nd: ajun 1 masala dosa 3rd: ajun 1 masala dosa 4th: CHALLENGE!! 5. tu dagad me dhonda. guruji:are samjh ki. 2 ri tala ek Mulaga School madhun ghari alayavar vadilana Mhanto Mulaga : Me udya shool la janar nahi .. 5 ani 10 vees(20) hotat ??? bandya:samajha ki ho guruji. pahila:mazi aai service karte... .:-( 4. bandya:majhya kadhe 10 laadu nahi aahet. guruji:are murkha. tujhya bapacha kai jata?? bandya:bara. » 4 mitra hotel madhe jataat.tumhachya bapacha kai jata?? 2. gabbar:ye haath mujhe de de thakkur. Baban : "kaa ho tumachya kaDe marutiche spare parts vikat miltat ka??" Dukandaar : "Ho.samajh tujhya kadhe 10 laadu aahet." Baban : "Mag mala ek gadaa dya. gotya: majhya kadhe 10 laadu nahi aahet.. tujhya bapacha kai jata?? gotya: khara majhya kadhe 10 laadu nahi aahet...thik aahe." 6..tu kes me konda.kiti laadu jhale???? bandya: 20!! guruji:kai re gaadhava... waiter yeto ani sagle order detaat. 2 chhoti mule ubhi astat.samajh tujhya kadhe 10 laadu aahet. guruju: tujhya kadhe 10 laadu aahet ani mi tula ankhi 5 laadu dile.are bandya. ekda vargat ganitcha vishay chalu hota.. dusra:mazi aai Tennis khelat nahi. samjh ki.. guruji:bara. guruji:gotya.phude saanga.tu bas.

."doctor.. Janun bujun kelela ek avichar ahe ..???? Karan ravnala lahanpani aai baba sonya mhanayche..p] ... kaa??? karan: 'Jeena sirf mere liye' 9.... Ravnachya lankela sonyachi lanka kaa mhantat. dusre sagle actors 1st te 12th floor var rahtat..Operation zalya var doctor baher yetat tar tyana dora vichrarto. Kareen a kapur ani tushar kapur eka building chya top.!!!" 1 1." 10. mithun ani paal Mithun chakravarthy aani paal madhye kaay farak aahe?? mithun CHAKRAvarty ani paal BhINTIvarty.."GUNTA zala... hi goshta fakta swatashi bolaychi aste Lagnachi asli tari ti fakta bayko aste Apli mastani konalach sangaychi naste Lok mhantat ha vyabhichar ahe.mhanje 13th floor var rahat astat.. sagle lift vapartat. [.Hospital madhe deliverychya veli complications hotat tyamule surgery karavi lagate..Baba : kare kay zale Mulaga : AAj aamachya school madhe aamache vajan kele Vadil : mag tyacha school madhe n janayacha kay sambandh Mulaga : kay mahit udya amhala vikun pan taktil 7... Raja : "Kon ahe re tikade?" Sevak : "Hukum maharaj..doctor kay zal?" Tar doctor mhantat.. pan tushar kapur ani kareena kapur nahi vaparat." Raja : "Ispik.!!!!! 8... Ekda doryachi(thread) bayko dori(thread) preganant aasate. » Pratyekachya manat ek mastani aste Are halu.

Bolnare lok khotarde astat Swatahpasun sudhha kahi tari lapvat astat kartil tari kay. Mulga : Mag gaaun dakhav Mulgi : Baher waalat takalay..batao kyon? kyonki uska naam ghanashyam tha.. Hilarious Hindi PJs .. Bajiravache prem great mhantat Tumchya amchya charitryavar shintode udavtat Yeta jata Naitikteche dos pajtat Pratyekala thauk aste mastani apli honar nahi. You have been warned !!! what is the cube of 13? Its : SUROOR wondering how? thats bcoz... Saglech bajirao nastat Lok nehemi asech vagtat. TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR ===================== ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi. Saglyanchech nashib kahi tevdhe thor nahi Tarihi apli mastani japaychi aste Manachya kappyat khol khol dadvaychi aste.... ===================== ..use log ghanashyam bulate the.. Mulgi : Tumhi kay karta Mulga (Mishkil Swaraat) : AANGHOL (Hee Hee Hee) Mulga : Bare te jau dyaat tula kaay yeta? Mulgi (Chidun) : GHAAM (Hee Hee Hee) Mulga (varmun) : Bare tula gaata yete kaa? Mulgi : Hooo...... Mulga : Waloo De Waloo De ! Tyavar mulgi baher jaaun ek muthbhar WALOO (SAND) aanun dete and the boy faints on the spot. Kande poha (A term for marriage talks) cha program chaloo asto «.

????? Dhai(2....... When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money .5 rs.Bond replies . Ring De Basanti :)) ... wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing? . ===================== Another good PJ: What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to call him up... What does this friend who receive the gift sing ??? Dushman na kare dost ne ye kaam kiya hai Umra bhar ka GUM hame inaam diya hai.? ..Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya ===================== One day James Bond goes to buy a pan..........this is a great PJ .. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs.5) another day .. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.-) ===================== A friend gives a barrel full of FEVICOL to his friend on his birthday.....

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