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pMjaI DUD ko daoho ipClaI baar kI trh [sa baar BaI hma Aapko ilayao prIxaa ivaSaoYaaMk lao kr

Aayao hOM [sa ]mmaId ko saaqa kI [samaoM Aapkao prIxaaopyaaogaI kao[- BaI caIja nahIM
[sa prIxaa ko
imalaogaI. haЂ vat-maana ko [sa sanak Baro maahaOla maoM Aapka Íustapa jaÉr kuC kma
maaOsama maoM pMjaI macaa ko BaI naMbar lao Aata hO
hao jaayaogaa.
DUD saBaI kao ijaMdgaI torI ekdma sahI hO
]pdo S a do t o laaoD, mat lao¸ pIsa maar
prIxaaAaoM kI [sa saMkT kI GaD,I maoM kao[- AcCI baat AapkI phlao sao hI
najar Aae. [jjatdar CG tao Aa hI rhI hO
Bannaa[- hu[- KaopD,I maoM GausaogaI [sakI saMBaavanaa tao kma hI hO. prMtu ifr BaI hma
Aa[-e doKoM vaao Alaga–Alaga CG ko baMdao^
Aapkao yao salaah doMgao kI Aap QaOya- rKoM AaOr Apnaa maanaisak saMtulana ibagaD,nao na doM.
kao @yaa &ana baa^T rhoM qaoM –– Az\zI:
[sa samaya inaiScat taOr pr Aap AgalaI baar sao pUro saomaosTr pZ,nao ka p`Na lao rho
bahut pZ ilayaa hO tUnao
haoMgao. saba jaanato hOM ik eosao p`Na kBaI
pMjaI: Aba AaOr @yaa pZnaa yaar
safla nahIM haoto [sailayao sapnaaoM kI
ek ZIz caT\Tana hO tU CaoD, yah magna hao maganaa
duinayaa sao inakilayao AaOr ABaI jaao hao
ijasao kao[ BaI TosT naa AD,ogaa baahr inakla AaOr icala maar
sakta hO ]sako ilayao kao i SaSa
tuJao kuC khnao kI ja$rt nahIM
kIijayao. vaOsao BaI kgp maoM prIxaayaoM vana Do maOca kI trh hI haotI hOM [sailayao Aap maana
tU vaOsao BaI nahIM pD,ogaa kala kro saao Aaja kr
kr cala sahto hOM ik ABaI BaI kuC nahIM ibagaD,a hO AaOr Aap vaao saba pa sakto hOM jaao
Aaja kro saao Aba¸
Aapna saomaosTr kI SauÉAat maoM saaocaa qaa. ivaSaoYa Ép sao kOMpsa kI na[- janata jaao
e@jaama jaOsaI tucC caIjaaoM kI pla maoM prlaya haoegaI
qaaoD,I DrI hu[- haogaI ]nhoM jyaada icaMta krnao kI jaÉrt nahIMM hO. kgp maoM f@ko AamataOr
icaMta khaÐ krto hOM Aap tU mastI krogaa kbaÆ
pr mauiSkla sao hI lagato hOM. jyaada laMbaI BaUimaka Aap BaI pZ,naa psaMd nahIM kroMgao
eosao hI qaaoD,o banao hao
varnaa AaOr fMDo dota.
pIsa maarnao maoM sabako baap nahlaI:
ijaMdgaI hO torI ekdma naIrsa
SauBakamanaaAaoM saiht
CggaI: jaI kr BaI kBaI naa jaI paegaa
saMpadk‚ Aavaaja.
maora hI CaoTa Baa[- hO tU Aba AaIOr maga ko @yaa krnaa Baa[-
basa¸ pIsa maarnao mao maohnat kr @yaa 10 maoM sao 11 laokr AaegaaÆ
eosao hI lau#Ka kaTto–kaTto
ek idna pa laogaa maora str maganao jaOsao kma- kr tU
Kud kI ijaMdgaI maKa rha hO
naa pUra magata hO naa pIsa maarta hO va@t hO¸ ABaI BaI sauQar jaa
Bagavaana nao BaI baIca maoM pTka hOM bahut galat rasto pr jaa rha hO
yaa tao pMjaI bana jaa yaa sa%tI CG of the day…
yaao^ baIca maoM @yaa ATka hOMÆ saBaI kao saMbaaoiQat krto hue–
[na savaalaaoM ko javaaba [-maanadarI sao dIijayao AaOr ApnaI CG pta lagaa[e!!!
jaao fMDo maOM do rha hu^
sa%tI: purI duinayaa nao maanao hOM 1. Aap ApnaI ka^pI maoM iktnao rMgaaoM kI ponaaoM sao ilaKto hOM?
jaba hmaoSaa eosao hI popr idyaa tU pZ yaa naa pZ baoTa¸ caar,, maOM hU^M maggaU caaOrMgaI :P
tao Aba yah maganaa vyaqa- hO naMbar ]tnao hI Aanao hOM
ka^pI maoM ilaKta kaOna hO!
ibanaa pZo, BaI pasa haonao maoM
tU pUNa- $p sao samaqa- hOM ka^pI AaOr rijasTr kha^M imalato hOM?

'saaonaa' do saurixat tna 2. Aap @laasa maoM iksa kaTU-na kOro@Tr ko sabasao krIba maanao jaato hO?
caaÐdnaI do toja, idmaaga Dexter
ihmaanaI
saaonaa
caacaa caaOQarI
caaÐdI
Shinchan
rho
y a a o M CIna tao
@ 3. Aapko #yaala maoM AapkI Sa@la iksa baa^laIvauD sTar sao imalatI hO?
ka^pI r. ABaI
a
hao s MTa bacaa hO. Saaihd kpUr
a
ek G
naanaa paTokr
rajapala yaadva

4. jaao fUla Aapkao psaMd hO ]sapo iktnao BaMvaro maMDra rho hOM?
1760 (naao caaMsa)
3-4 (]mmaId kuC baakI hO)
1 (baQaa[-!)

5. Aap mahInao maoM iktnaI baar GPL maoM Baaga laoto hOM?
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do th
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GPL ka fula fa^ma- @yaa hO?
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10 sao kma maoM maj,aa nahIM Aata!


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Dr k Aba eosaa kIijae ik ijatnao BaI a pr inaSaana lagaayaa hO ]nako 2 AMk jaaoiD,yao, [saI
o Aag hO
ao jaIt p`kar b ko ilayao 1.5 AMk AaOr c ko ilae 1 AMk dIijae. Aba [na AMkaoM kao jaaoD,kr
jaao saM#yaa p`aPt haogaI, vaao hI hO AapkI CG !!!
prIxaaeÐ hmaarI maaOilak AiQakaraoM ka hnana! ! !
IIT, saunanao maoM iktnao gava- ka Feel Aata hO. saca hO ik hma Baart ko savaao-cca saIT vyavasqaa sao ijasapr baOz kr imalaI vaodnaa kao Moov BaI Aarama nahIM do
p`aOVaoigakI saMsqaana ko Ca~a hOM pr @yaa Aapnao kBaI [sa baat pr gaaOr ikyaa hO ik sakta.
yahaÐ isaf- Survive krnao maoM hI hmaara jaIvana samaaPt hao jaata hO. mahanagaraoM ka
jaIvana BaI yahaÐ ko daOD, QaUp Baro jaIvana kao doK Sarmaa jaae. Aba baarI saMvaOQaainak ]pcaar AiQakar kI. saMvaOQaainak ]pcaar ko Anausaar Aap
iksaI BaI trh ko saMvaOQaainak QaaraAaoM kI tht madd pa sakto hOM yaa ]ccatma
sabasao phlao ivavaocanaa kroM hmaaro svatM~ata ko AiQakar kI. ek BaartIya naagairk nyaayaalaya maoM ApIla kr sakto hOM. prIxaaAaoM ko iKlaaf iSakayat krnao ka
haonao ko AiQakar sao hmaoM svatM~a haokr kama krnao ka AiQakar hO. pr gaaOr #yaala Aayaa? pr Aap hI saaoicae [sa trh ko pqap`dSa-k BaivaYyadRYTa banakr Aap
frmaa[e Exam Hall maoM Aapkao Notes lao jaanao kI svatM~ata nahIM haotI hO. na hI kr hI @yaa laoMgao? Aap jaaeÐgao jaaoSaaoK,raoSa ko saaqa AaOr pta calaogaa kI Prof. ko
iksaI sao baat krnao kI yaa dUsaro kI prIxaap~a doKnao kI. Aap eosaa krto pkD,o Anant Baya ko karNa Aap bana gae hOM 'Odd man out'.
jaaÐe tao Aap pr Hall d/aohI ka Aaraop lagaogaa AaOr hmaaro saMsqaana ko nyaayapailaka
Wara AnaokaoM QaaraeÐ (DC!) lagaa dI jaaÐegaI. j,yaada huAa tao Aap saMsqaana inakalaa kuC baatoM SaOixak evaM saaMskRitk AiQakaraoM kI BaI kr laI jaae. yah ek AiQakar
hao sakto hOM. na hao Saap hO.[sa AiQakar ka p`yaaoga hmao p`taD,naa donao ko ilae ikyaa jaata hO.
hmaarI halat ]sa batK jaOsaI hao jaatI hO ijasao prIxaa maoM hlaala krnao sao phlao
Aba Aato hOM samaanata ko AiQakar pr. nahIM nahIM Aap laOMigak samaanata kI baat 'iSaxaa' sao Stuff ikyaa gayaa hao. AsalaI SaOixak evaM saaMskRitk AiQakaraoM ka
BaUla hI jaaÐe tao AcCa hO. vah tao Aapko yahaÐ Aato hI sfiTk kI trh saaf hao yaanaI vairYz – kinaYz Ca~a ko saMbaMQa ka Murder tao phlao hI hao cauka hO.phlao
'Cheddis' maoM Exam ko va@t ratoM baIt jaayaa krtI qaIM. vairYz gaNa kinaYzaoM ka
cauka haogaa ik [sa AiQakar ka sauK hmaoM kBaI nasaIba nahIM haogaa. baat hao rhI hO
Funda Session calaayaa krto qao. Aba vaao baatoM [ithasa hO.Aba Insti ek ABaod\ya
prIxaa saMbaMiQat samaanata kI.
iklaa hO ijasasao hma rat 11 baja,o ko baad baahr nahIM BaTk sakto.ek mahana
Aap maoM sao iktnao laaoga KuSanasaIba haoto hOM ijanako Baagya maoM Vikramshila jaOsaa saMskRit Aba Apnao ptna kao Aga`sar hO.
prIxaaBavana ilaKa haota hO. AaOr kuC ABaagao ijanhoM imalata hO S - 301 evaÐ S - 302.
[na kmaraoM kao Aap Baya AaOr AatMk ka pryaaya maana sakto hOM. Vikramshila ko
Aaramadoh maahaOla ka ija,k` baomaanaI AaOr jalao pr namak iCD,knaa hO pr yaikna AaiKrI AiQakar hO SaaoYaNa ko iKlaaf AiQakar. Aapka tao nahIM pta pr maorI
maainae ijanhaonao S - 301 evaÐ S – 302 maoM prIxaa dI hO vao hI bata sakto hOM vahaÐ kI maainae [sa AiQakar ka h,k hmaoM vaOsao BaI nahI hO tao ija,k` kaho ka?
vyaqaa. [sa kxa maoM p`vaoSa krto hI dovaI sarsvatI AkarNa Aapka saaqa CaoD, dotI
hOM. hnaumaana caailasaa ko baavaja,Ud AapkI Aavaaja, ek saIT sao dUsaro ko baIca kI hma ]mmaId krto hOM ik Aba Aapkao saba camak gayaa haogaa. pr hmaoSaa yaad riKe
laMka nahIM laaMGa patI hO. rhI sahI ksar pUrI hao jaatI hO vahaÐ ko paYaaNakailana ik [sa kOmpsa vaOkuMz ko vaasau kaOna hOM. ]nakI pUjaa – Aca-naa jaarI riKe, saflata
AvaSya imalaogaI.

yao hO End Sem Special fr\ra. [sao kaÐTo AaOr e@jaamsa maoM macaaeÐ.

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