Animal Fair
Camptown Races
Clementine
Light she was, and like a fairy, and her shoes were number nine
Herring boxes without topses, sandals were for Clementine
Ruby lips above the water, blowing bubbles soft and fine
Alas for me! I was no swimmer, so I lost my Clementine
In my dreams she still doth haunt me, robed in garments soaked in brine
While in life I used to hug her, now she's dead I draw the line
Now ye folks all heed the warning to this tragic tale of mine
Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation would have saved my
ClementineComing of the Frogs
Daisy Daisy
If I Had a Hammer
Wish I Was
(Clemintine)
Little black things, little black things
Crawling up and down my arms
If I wait 'til they have babies
I could start a black thing farm
Haven't taken a bath in two weeks
And I never change my clothes
I have got these little black things
Where they come from heaven knows
Music Man
I play piano
Pia-pia-piano, piano, piano
Pia-pia-piano, pia-piano
Triangle
Ting-a-ting-a-ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling
Boom, boom, boom-boom-boom
Pia-pia-piano, piano, piano
Trombone
um-pa, um-pa, um-pa-pa
Ting-a-ting-a-ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling
Boom, boom, boom-boom-boom
Pia-pia-piano, piano, piano
Viola
vio-vio-viola, viola, viola
um-pa, um-pa, um-pa-pa
Ting-a-ting-a-ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling
Boom, boom, boom-boom-boom
Pia-pia-piano, piano, piano
Bagpipes
Nasal sound to "Scotland the Brave" vio-vio-viola, viola, viola
um-pa, um-pa, um-pa-pa
Ting-a-ting-a-ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling
Boom, boom, boom-boom-boom
Pia-pia-piano, piano, piano
Dam Busters
Act like a plane, singing "Dambusters" theme
Nasal sound to "Scotland the Brave"
vio-vio-viola, viola, viola
um-pa, um-pa, um-pa-pa
Ting-a-ting-a-ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling
Boom, boom, boom-boom-boom
Pia-pia-piano, piano, piano
Quartermaster's Store
Running Bear
Scarborough Fair
Woad
(Men of Harlech)
What's the use of wearing braces ?
Vests and pants and boots with laces ?
Spats and hats you buy in places
Down the Brompton Road ?
What's the use of shirts of cotton ?
Studs that always get forgotten ?
These affairs are simply rotten,
Better far is woad.
Woad's the stuff to show men.
Woad to scare your foemen.
Boil it to a brilliant hue
And rub it on your back and your abdomen.
Ancient Briton ne'er did hit on
Anything as good as woad to fit on
Neck or knees or where you sit on.
Tailors you be blowed !!
100 Pipers
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Wi' a hundred pipers, an' a', an' a',
Wi' a hundred pipers, an' a', an' a',
We'll up an' gie them a blaw, a blaw
Wi' a hundred pipers, an' a', an' a'.
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Barnyards of Delgaty
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Lintin addie toorin addie,
Lintin addie toorin ee,
Lintin lowrin, lowrin, lowrin,
The barnyards of Delgaty.
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Bonnie Dundee
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Come fill up my cup, come fill up my can,
Saddle my horses and call out my men,
And it's Ho! for the west port and let us gae free,
And we'll follow the bonnets o' bonnie Dundee!
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O I'll give you ribbons, love, and I'll give you rings,
I'll give you a necklace of amber-o,
I'll give you a silken petticoat with flounces to the knee,
If you'll convey me doon to your chamber-o.
What would your mother think if she heard the guineas clink
And saw the haut-boys marching all before you O?
O little would she think gin she heard the guineas clink,
If I followed a soldier laddie-o.
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Come owre the stream Charlie,
Dear Charlie, brave Charlie,
Come owre the stream Charlie,
And dine wi' MacLean;
And though you be weary
We'll mak' your heart cheery,
And welcome our Charlie;
And his loyal train.
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Coulters Candy
Dumbarton's Drums
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Dumbarton's drums, they sound so bonnie
And they remind me o' my Johnnie;
What fond delight doth steal upon me
When Johhnie kneels and kisses me.
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Dule and wae for the order sent our lads to the Border;
The English, for ance, by guile wan the day:
The Flowers of the Forest, that foucht aye the foremost,
The prime o' our land are cauld in the clay.
As I came in by Auchindoun,
A little wee bit frae the toun,
When to the Highlands I was bound,
To view the haughs of Cromdale,
I met a man in tartan trews,
I speir'd at him what was the news;
Quo' he the Highland army rues,
That e'er we came to Cromdale.
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Hey, Johnnie Cope, are ye wauking yet?
Or are your drums a-beating yet?
If ye were wauking I wad wait
To gang to the coals i' the morning.
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Johnny Lad
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And wi' you and wi' you and wi' 'you Johnny Lad.
I'll dance the buckles off my shoon
Wi' you, my Johnny Lad.
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The captain o' the ither side was scoring wi' great style,
So the Queen she cried a polisman and she clapped him in the jyle.
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And when he saw his eyes wis oot he wis gey troubled then
So he louped intae anither bush and scratched them in again.
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MacPherson's Lament
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Fare thee weel, you dungeons dark and strong,
Fareweel, fareweel to thee.
Macpherson's rant will ne'er be lang,
On yonder gallers tree.
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Well the laird o' Grant, you highlan' Saint
That first laid hands on me,
He plead the cause o' Peter Broon,
He watched Macpherson dee.
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Heel y'ho boys, let her go, boys
Bring her head round now all together
Heel y'ho boys, let her go boys
Sailing homeward to Mingulay!
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For the graim was tint, the besom was deen,
The barra widna row its leen,
An' siccan a soss it never was seen
At the muckin' o Geordie's byre.
For the daughter had to strae and neep
The auld wife started to swipe the greep
When Geordie fell sklite on a rotten neep
At the muckin' o' Geordie's byre.
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The Northern Lights of Aberdeen are what I long to see;
The Northern Lights of Aberdeen, that's where I long to be.
I've been a wand'rer all of my life and many a sight I've seen.
God speed the day when I'm on my way to my home in Aberdeen.
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Roamin' in the gloamin' on the bonnie banks o' Clyde,
Roamin' in the gloamin' wi' ma lassie by ma side,
When the sun has gone to rest, that's the time that I like best,
O, it's lovely roamin' in the gloamin'!
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Sure by Tummel and Loch Rannoch and Lochaber I will go
By heather tracks wi' heaven in their wiles.
If it's thinkin' in your inner heart, the braggart's in my step,
You've never smelled the tangle o' the Isles.
Oh the far Cuillins are puttin' love on me,
As step I wi' my crummack to the Isles.
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Meaning of unusual words:
Cuillins=mountains in the island of Skye
crummack=shepherd's crook
Scottish Takeaway
The Great Wall of China, you can see it fae the moon,
You can walk from end to end, and not find one greasy spoon.
I'm going on my holidays to the land of the I Ching -
Is there a Scottish takeaway in Beijing ?
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I love my mince and tatties, haggis, neeps and skirlie too;
If I dinna get my stovies, I dinna ken what I'll do.
Bagpipes and whisky will always make me sing,
Is there a Scottish takeaway in Beijing?
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I went down to London, stopped in at Lee Hoo Fook's.
The grub was really tasty, they done it by the books,
With chopsticks and them little bowls from the dynasty of Ming.
Is there a Scottish takeaway in Beijiing?
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Don't forget the salmon, no, not him from the SNP;
I love those great big fishes that swim in from the sea,
I like mine smoked with a slice of lemon to gie it a wee bit of zing
But is there a Scottish takeaway in Beijing?
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Shoals of Herring
Three Craws
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And we'll all go together,
To pull wild mountain thyme,
All around the purple heather.
Will you go, lassie, go?
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I played the pump and took the hump and watered whiskey down
I talked of whores and horses to the men who drank the brown
I heard them say that Jimmy's making money far away
And some people left for heaven without warning
When Jimmy came back home he was surprised that they were gone
He asked me all the details of the train that they went on
Some people they are scared to croak but Jimmy drank until he choked
And he took the road for heaven in the morning
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