SCRIPT FOR A COLLEGE FUNCTION (Theme- Bollywood comedy) Entry on cycle. 1. Song: Do mastane chale jindgi banane. 2.

Then introduction (rohit sharma) 3. Dipesh: are yar itne din kaha tha bhai. Rohit: are yar mumbai ghumke aya bhai d: are mere liya kya laya?? r: lo karlo baat...gaav basa nahi aur bhikhari pehle aa gaye d:sale bus na ye hi dosti. r:are majak kar raha hu tere liye kapdae laya hu na yar. d: are waah yar..thankx yar..ha ha..kapdo se yad aya..ek bat bata mujhe ki... (PJ) ese konse kapde he ki jise pahente hi hum forighner ban jate he?? R: "smthng" D: "Odhni" ( ke nachu odhni odh ke yar..dil pardeshi ho gaya) R: (chid jata he) second pj- mumbai ke bare me..salman khan par.. D: esi konsi cheez he k jise todte hi salman khan nachne lagta he?? R: "smthng" D: kasam (har kasam todke nachu) r:(chid jata hai ) then pj of rohit -amir khan pj ( aamir khan ke gharka bil) aamir ki maa: beta aajkal humare ghar ka bil itna jyada kyo aa raha he?? aamir: me kabhi batalata nahi...par andhere se darta hu me maa d: (chid jata hai) r: abhi to picture baki hemere dost...achcha chal aab ye bata..pj(NANO).. d: ha janata hu na..badme mera ku6 xtra.. r: kisna (ans) d:acha to ye bata...... BOLLYWOOD BEATS GROUP DANCE r:are boht ho gai bakvas....lets move on program r:do u know that today all bollywood beauties r here on our fest n they r performing for us.. d:no its no possible .... r:sach mae yar.. d:nahi ho sakta... r:ok.. lagta hain tuje demo dena hi padaega.. r:so..please puts yours hands together to wellcome the beauties of our collage. ( )group to come and rock the stage... wid there dance of bollywood bits

dance performence.. r:so that is what i call a perfomence.. d is going forward on stage n sit there and thinking some thing then i ask wht hepn.. d:are yaar abhi 14th feb gai na..... r:yaa...maja aa gya.. r; to kyu sad hai itna... d:shayri. after shayari...rohit laughes loudly...dipesh will try to stop him by getting angry d: chal meri chhod...tu bata..tu bada kush lag raha hai..baat kya bhai?? "sharma" sharma raha he (song samjo ho hi gaya) with mech public d:yaar kya baat he...kaise kismat hai meri( is langoor ko bhi angoor mil gaya) r;han kya bol be. d:abe kuchh nahi kismat ki baat kar raha hu,... r:kismat ki baat nikli hai to ek sher pesh karna chahuga.. r:shayri..(on kismat).. HAYE RAE KISMAT d:on him calling the group.. entry with fortune group with a song and personly intro.. drama(haye rae kismat) d: stupendo fantabullasly fantastic..history... r:then i say some thing in enlish abt the drama.. d:he says some thing gujrati.... r:ha kya bol raha hai bae... kuch samj nahi aya.. r:abe dum hai to maere se english mae baat kar ke dikha .. D; abe tu mere ko samjata kya he?? ho jaya bet?? r: smthng abt umang sir..than he talk abt UMANG sir mere ko rohit goes to the umang sir n asking.. D:.eng,eng,eng,eng,eng,eng.. r:are apne collage e students yaar all rounders hai in se DANCE -fod daetae hai.. DRAMA-kara lo kamal ka karte hai,, d:wht abt singing songs .. SONG BY MITESH PANDEY(YAKKEN) r:uski to baat hi mat karo...uske ke liye humare pas dabbng hai. d:are kon vo chubul pandaye ....' R; nahi mitesh pandey...kuchha jyada fark nahi he...wo as a polish dabaang he aur ye as a singer d abaang he.. D & R: to please welcome THE DABBNG SINGER OF OUR collage d:aaeye pandae ji.. aeyae..

MECHANICAL MACHINE GROUP mimicry of dance performance... thn doing michal jackson..dipesh is going to back stage..n shrma comments on that...somthing.. s: intro of mech group dance form*( without expressions n leg moments)

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