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Teks Spoof

Teks Spoof

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Published by: Dhion Regea on Jun 28, 2011
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Nasreddin’s Coat

One day Nasreddin had been invited to the dinner party. He went to the party by wearing old clothes.

When he arrived in the party, nobody looked at him and nobody gave him a seat. He got no food in the party so he went home and change his clothes

Next he put on his best clothes. He wore his newest coat and went to the party again. The host at once got up and came to meet him. The host offered him the best table and gave him a good seat and served him the best food Nasreddin sat and put off his coat. He put his coat and said; “Eat the food, Coat!” the hosts and guests were very surprised and asked Nareddin; “What are doing?” Nasreddin replied calmly; “When I came here with my old clothes, nobody looked at me. Then I went home and put on my best clothes. I came back in my newest coat and you all give me this best food and drink. So, you give food to my coat instead of me”. Getting Nasreddin's answer, they just shook the head.

Penguin in the Park

Once a man was walking in a park when he across a penguin. He took it to a policeman and said; "What should I do?" The policeman replied; "Take it to the zoo!". The next day, the policeman saw the man in the same park. The man was still carrying the penguin. The policeman was rather surprised and walked up to the man and asked; "Why are you still carrying the penguin? Didn't you take it to the zoo?" The man replied; "I certainly did. And it was a great idea because the penguin really enjoyed it. So, today I am taking it to the movie".

Generic Structure Analysis

once. CHICKEN FOR DINNER? A landowner from Seoul went to visit his farmer in the countryside and was treated to a grand dinner of boiled chicken. penguin. In the course of the meal. policeman Using action verb. So he put down his chopsticks and told the servant to clear the table. walk up Using adverb of time and place. He.Orientation. politely saying. the farmer’s youngest son ran in. carry. the next day. “This is enough for me. the man were still carrying the penguin Twist. Even.introducing participants: "He" and Penguin. They were in the park Event1. shouting. The man tended to take the penguin to the park Event. “There it is! He’s eating the dead chicken. the boy started eating the chicken’s leg greedily saying at the same time. in the park Told in chronological order.” The landowner thought that he had been served a long dead chicken. My stomach can’t take any more food. The following day. finally the man would take the penguin to the movies Language Feature Analysis Focusing on certain certain participants. chronological order by days. this is really delicious.” Just then. “Oh.” “Why are you eating the dead chicken?” asked the surprised landowner .

He was literally salivating at seeing me. “I came face to face with a ferocious lion. one of the faucets on the bathtub broke. Man! I’d never been so scared before. man! That was really dumb. showing me his long sharp teeth. One day he went to another city to do some work there. He was snarling. The plumber came to the house that afternoon and fixed the faucet in few minutes. because I was a doctor until I was lucky enough to find this job a few months ago. so she telephoned a plumber.“Who eats live chicken?” replied the boy Al Brown Al Brown was very good at fixing things around the house when they broke.” answered the plumber.” I know that very well. Brown didn’t know much about fixing broken faucets. Brown his bill for the work. the doctor costs less than this when he comes to the house?” “Yes. Mrs. about his Safari Trip in Africa.” “You didn’t? Oh.” . I didn’t have my gun with me. She looked at it for several seconds and then said. I know. “Your prices are very high.” Ferocious Lion Bert was telling his friend. and his wife was alone in the house. Justin. Brown was away. While Mr. aren’t they? Do you know.” “Wow! I’m glad I wasn’t in your shoes! So what happened next? Did you shoot him?” “No. he gave Mrs. When he finished.

“Yeah. Anyway.” Bert stopped and heaved a deep sigh. The lion crept closer and closer and closer….” . and I …. it was so stupid of me. impatiently. there I stood alone. Justin cried. “Come on. “What could I do? I moved on to the next cage. without gun. man! What did you do?” His pal shrugged his shoulders and said.

". "?? Mengapa Anda masih membawa penguin Tidakkah kamu bawa ke kebun binatang" Orang itu menjawab. Bahkan. Jadi. akhirnya manusia akan mengambil penguin ke bioskop Fitur Bahasa Analisis Berfokus pada peserta tertentu tertentu. polisi . Hari berikutnya. Anda memberikan makanan untuk melapisi saya bukan aku ". mereka hanya menggelengkan kepala. Ketika ia tiba di pesta itu. Keesokan harinya. "Saya sama sekali Dan itu adalah ide bagus karena penguin benar-benar menikmatinya Jadi. "? Apa yang harus saya lakukan" Polisi itu menjawab. Aku kembali dalam mantel saya terbaru dan anda semua berikanlah aku makanan terbaik dan minuman.. Dia mengenakan mantel terbaru dan pergi ke pesta lagi. polisi itu melihat orang di taman yang sama. Lalu aku pulang ke rumah dan mengenakan pakaian saya yang terbaik. memperkenalkan peserta: "Dia" dan Penguin. Tuan rumah menawarkan meja terbaik dan memberinya tempat duduk yang baik dan melayani dia makanan terbaik Nasreddin duduk dan menunda mantelnya. "Makanlah makanan. Pria cenderung untuk mengambil penguin ke taman Event. Lambang!" Penghuni dan tamu sangat terkejut dan bertanya Nareddin. Dia. Mendapatkan jawaban Nasreddin. Analisis Struktur Generik Orientasi. tak ada yang menatapku . Tuan rumah segera bangkit dan datang menemuinya. "Ketika saya datang ke sini dengan pakaian tua saya. "Apa yang di lakukan?" Nasreddin menjawab dengan tenang. Dia membawanya ke polisi dan berkata. Ia pergi ke pesta itu dengan mengenakan pakaian tua.Nasreddin's Lambang Suatu hari Nasreddin telah diundang ke pesta makan malam. "Bawa ke kebun binatang!". Dia meletakkan mantel dan berkata. penguin. tidak ada yang memandangnya dan tidak ada yang memberinya duduk. Mereka berada di taman Event1. hari ini saya membawanya ke film. Penguin di Taman Setelah seorang pria berjalan di taman ketika ia melintasi seekor penguin. Ia mendapatkan makanan dalam partai sehingga ia pulang ke rumah dan berganti pakaian Selanjutnya ia mengenakan pakaiannya yang terbaik. Pria itu masih membawa penguin. pria masih membawa penguin Twist. Polisi itu agak terkejut dan berjalan ke orang itu dan bertanya.

Sementara Mr Brown pergi.". membawa. " Pemilik tanah berpikir bahwa ia telah melayani ayam mati lama. Dia melihat selama beberapa detik dan kemudian berkata. bukan? Apakah Anda tahu. anak petani termuda lari. "Oh. ia memberikan Mrs Brown tagihan untuk pekerjaan. "Itu dia! Dia makan ayam mati. jadi dia menelepon tukang ledeng. Ketika ia selesai. dokter biaya kurang dari ini ketika dia datang ke rumah? " "Ya. "Ini cukup bagi saya. ini benar-benar lezat. . karena saya adalah seorang dokter sampai aku cukup beruntung untuk menemukan pekerjaan ini beberapa bulan yang lalu. "Anda harga sangat tinggi. Mrs Brown tidak tahu banyak tentang memperbaiki keran rusak. berteriak. di taman Dikatakan dalam urutan kronologis. salah satu kran di bak mandi itu pecah. satu kali. Suatu hari ia pergi ke kota lain untuk melakukan beberapa pekerjaan di sana. berjalan Menggunakan keterangan waktu dan tempat." jawab si tukang ledeng "Aku tahu itu sangat baik. anak itu mulai makan kaki ayam rakus mengatakan pada saat yang sama. aku tahu. Dalam perjalanan makan. sopan berkata. tukang ledeng datang ke rumah sore itu dan tetap keran dalam beberapa menit. hari berikutnya. Maka ia meletakkan sumpitnya dan menyuruh pembantu untuk membersihkan meja. dan istrinya sendirian di rumah. perut saya tidak bisa mengambil lebih banyak makanan." "Mengapa kamu makan ayam mati?" Tanya si pemilik lahan terkejut "Siapa yang makan ayam hidup?" Jawab anak itu Al Brown Al Brown sangat baik memperbaiki sesuatu di rumah ketika mereka putus. AYAM UNTUK MAKAN MALAM? Seorang pemilik tanah dari Seoul pergi mengunjungi petani di pedesaan dan disuguhi makan malam besar ayam rebus. urutan kronologis oleh hari.Menggunakan kata kerja tindakan. " Saat itu.

. tentang perjalanan Safari di Afrika. menunjukkan giginya yang panjang saya tajam. " . itu begitu bodoh dari saya." "Kau tidak? Oh. Bung! Apa yang Anda lakukan? " sobat-Nya mengangkat bahu dan berkata. "Aku datang berhadapan dengan seekor singa ganas. sabar. Justin berteriak. Ayo. tanpa senjata. man! Itu benar-benar bodoh.Singa ganas Bert menceritakan temannya.. aku tidak punya pistol saya dengan saya. " "Wow! Aku senang Aku tidak dalam sepatu Anda! Jadi apa yang terjadi berikutnya? Apakah Anda menembak dia? " "Tidak. Man! Aku pernah begitu takut sebelumnya. Pokoknya.". " "Ya. "Apa yang bisa saya lakukan? Aku pindah ke kandang berikutnya. Singa merayap dekat dan dekat dan dekat .. Dia menggeram. "berhenti Bert dan menghela napas dalam-dalam. Justin.. dan aku . disana aku berdiri sendirian.. Dia benar-benar air liur di melihatku.

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