Nasreddins Coat

One day Nasreddin had been invited to the dinner party. He went to the party by wearing old clothes.

When he arrived in the party, nobody looked at him and nobody gave him a seat. He got no food in the party so he went home and change his clothes

Next he put on his best clothes. He wore his newest coat and went to the party again. The host at once got up and came to meet him. The host offered him the best table and gave him a good seat and served him the best food Nasreddin sat and put off his coat. He put his coat and said; Eat the food, Coat! the hosts and guests were very surprised and asked Nareddin; What are doing? Nasreddin replied calmly; When I came here with my old clothes, nobody looked at me. Then I went home and put on my best clothes. I came back in my newest coat and you all give me this best food and drink. So, you give food to my coat instead of me. Getting Nasreddin's answer, they just shook the head.

Penguin in the Park

Once a man was walking in a park when he across a penguin. He took it to a policeman and said; "What should I do?" The policeman replied; "Take it to the zoo!". The next day, the policeman saw the man in the same park. The man was still carrying the penguin. The policeman was rather surprised and walked up to the man and asked; "Why are you still carrying the penguin? Didn't you take it to the zoo?" The man replied; "I certainly did. And it was a great idea because the penguin really enjoyed it. So, today I am taking it to the movie".

Generic Structure Analysis

Orientation;introducing participants: "He" and Penguin. They were in the park Event1; The man tended to take the penguin to the park Event; The following day, the man were still carrying the penguin Twist; Even, finally the man would take the penguin to the movies Language Feature Analysis Focusing on certain certain participants; He, penguin, policeman Using action verb; carry, walk up Using adverb of time and place; once, in the park Told in chronological order; chronological order by days, the next day.

CHICKEN FOR DINNER?

A landowner from Seoul went to visit his farmer in the countryside and was treated to a grand dinner of boiled chicken.

In the course of the meal, the farmers youngest son ran in, shouting, There it is! Hes eating the dead chicken.

The landowner thought that he had been served a long dead chicken. So he put down his chopsticks and told the servant to clear the table, politely saying, This is enough for me. My stomach cant take any more food.

Just then, the boy started eating the chickens leg greedily saying at the same time, Oh, this is really delicious.

Why are you eating the dead chicken? asked the surprised landowner

Who eats live chicken? replied the boy

Al Brown

Al Brown was very good at fixing things around the house when they broke. One day he went to another city to do some work there, and his wife was alone in the house. While Mr. Brown was away, one of the faucets on the bathtub broke. Mrs. Brown didnt know much about fixing broken faucets, so she telephoned a plumber.

The plumber came to the house that afternoon and fixed the faucet in few minutes. When he finished, he gave Mrs. Brown his bill for the work.

She looked at it for several seconds and then said, Your prices are very high, arent they? Do you know, the doctor costs less than this when he comes to the house?

Yes, I know, answered the plumber. I know that very well, because I was a doctor until I was lucky enough to find this job a few months ago.

Ferocious Lion

Bert was telling his friend, Justin, about his Safari Trip in Africa. I came face to face with a ferocious lion. He was snarling, showing me his long sharp teeth. He was literally salivating at seeing me. Man! Id never been so scared before.

Wow! Im glad I wasnt in your shoes! So what happened next? Did you shoot him?

No, I didnt have my gun with me.

You didnt? Oh, man! That was really dumb.

Yeah, it was so stupid of me. Anyway, there I stood alone, without gun. The lion crept closer and closer and closer. and I . Bert stopped and heaved a deep sigh, impatiently, Justin cried, Come on, man! What did you do?

His pal shrugged his shoulders and said, What could I do? I moved on to the next cage.

Nasreddin's Lambang Suatu hari Nasreddin telah diundang ke pesta makan malam. Ia pergi ke pesta itu dengan mengenakan pakaian tua. Ketika ia tiba di pesta itu, tidak ada yang memandangnya dan tidak ada yang memberinya duduk. Ia mendapatkan makanan dalam partai sehingga ia pulang ke rumah dan berganti pakaian Selanjutnya ia mengenakan pakaiannya yang terbaik. Dia mengenakan mantel terbaru dan pergi ke pesta lagi. Tuan rumah segera bangkit dan datang menemuinya. Tuan rumah menawarkan meja terbaik dan memberinya tempat duduk yang baik dan melayani dia makanan terbaik Nasreddin duduk dan menunda mantelnya. Dia meletakkan mantel dan berkata, "Makanlah makanan, Lambang!" Penghuni dan tamu sangat terkejut dan bertanya Nareddin, "Apa yang di lakukan?" Nasreddin menjawab dengan tenang, "Ketika saya datang ke sini dengan pakaian tua saya, tak ada yang menatapku . Lalu aku pulang ke rumah dan mengenakan pakaian saya yang terbaik. Aku kembali dalam mantel saya terbaru dan anda semua berikanlah aku makanan terbaik dan minuman. Jadi, Anda memberikan makanan untuk melapisi saya bukan aku ". Mendapatkan jawaban Nasreddin, mereka hanya menggelengkan kepala.

Penguin di Taman Setelah seorang pria berjalan di taman ketika ia melintasi seekor penguin. Dia membawanya ke polisi dan berkata; "? Apa yang harus saya lakukan" Polisi itu menjawab, "Bawa ke kebun binatang!". Hari berikutnya, polisi itu melihat orang di taman yang sama. Pria itu masih membawa penguin. Polisi itu agak terkejut dan berjalan ke orang itu dan bertanya; "?? Mengapa Anda masih membawa penguin Tidakkah kamu bawa ke kebun binatang" Orang itu menjawab, "Saya sama sekali Dan itu adalah ide bagus karena penguin benar-benar menikmatinya Jadi, hari ini saya membawanya ke film..". Analisis Struktur Generik Orientasi; memperkenalkan peserta: "Dia" dan Penguin. Mereka berada di taman Event1; Pria cenderung untuk mengambil penguin ke taman Event; Keesokan harinya, pria masih membawa penguin Twist; Bahkan, akhirnya manusia akan mengambil penguin ke bioskop Fitur Bahasa Analisis Berfokus pada peserta tertentu tertentu; Dia, penguin, polisi

Menggunakan kata kerja tindakan; membawa, berjalan Menggunakan keterangan waktu dan tempat, satu kali, di taman Dikatakan dalam urutan kronologis; urutan kronologis oleh hari, hari berikutnya.

AYAM UNTUK MAKAN MALAM? Seorang pemilik tanah dari Seoul pergi mengunjungi petani di pedesaan dan disuguhi makan malam besar ayam rebus. Dalam perjalanan makan, anak petani termuda lari, berteriak, "Itu dia! Dia makan ayam mati. " Pemilik tanah berpikir bahwa ia telah melayani ayam mati lama. Maka ia meletakkan sumpitnya dan menyuruh pembantu untuk membersihkan meja, sopan berkata, "Ini cukup bagi saya. perut saya tidak bisa mengambil lebih banyak makanan. " Saat itu, anak itu mulai makan kaki ayam rakus mengatakan pada saat yang sama, "Oh, ini benar-benar lezat." "Mengapa kamu makan ayam mati?" Tanya si pemilik lahan terkejut "Siapa yang makan ayam hidup?" Jawab anak itu Al Brown Al Brown sangat baik memperbaiki sesuatu di rumah ketika mereka putus. Suatu hari ia pergi ke kota lain untuk melakukan beberapa pekerjaan di sana, dan istrinya sendirian di rumah. Sementara Mr Brown pergi, salah satu kran di bak mandi itu pecah. Mrs Brown tidak tahu banyak tentang memperbaiki keran rusak, jadi dia menelepon tukang ledeng. tukang ledeng datang ke rumah sore itu dan tetap keran dalam beberapa menit. Ketika ia selesai, ia memberikan Mrs Brown tagihan untuk pekerjaan. Dia melihat selama beberapa detik dan kemudian berkata, "Anda harga sangat tinggi, bukan? Apakah Anda tahu, dokter biaya kurang dari ini ketika dia datang ke rumah? " "Ya, aku tahu," jawab si tukang ledeng "Aku tahu itu sangat baik, karena saya adalah seorang dokter sampai aku cukup beruntung untuk menemukan pekerjaan ini beberapa bulan yang lalu.".

Singa ganas Bert menceritakan temannya, Justin, tentang perjalanan Safari di Afrika. "Aku datang berhadapan dengan seekor singa ganas. Dia menggeram, menunjukkan giginya yang panjang saya tajam. Dia benar-benar air liur di melihatku. Man! Aku pernah begitu takut sebelumnya. " "Wow! Aku senang Aku tidak dalam sepatu Anda! Jadi apa yang terjadi berikutnya? Apakah Anda menembak dia? " "Tidak, aku tidak punya pistol saya dengan saya." "Kau tidak? Oh, man! Itu benar-benar bodoh. " "Ya, itu begitu bodoh dari saya. Pokoknya, disana aku berdiri sendirian, tanpa senjata. Singa merayap dekat dan dekat dan dekat .... dan aku ... "berhenti Bert dan menghela napas dalam-dalam, sabar, Justin berteriak,". Ayo, Bung! Apa yang Anda lakukan? " sobat-Nya mengangkat bahu dan berkata, "Apa yang bisa saya lakukan? Aku pindah ke kandang berikutnya. "