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Cerita humor lucu ini dimulai ketika hari pertama masuk setelah libur panjang.

Ketika pelajaran dimulai,terjadi dialog antar ibu guru dan muridnya Guru: Anak anak,gimana perasaan kalian saat ini? Murid:senang bu! Guru: pertama2 ibu akan menanyakan kata2 bijak apa yg sering dikatakan bapamu? Murid 1:Hidup ini harus kita "LANJUTKAN"! Guru: oooh,bapak kamu pasti anggota partai demokrat ya? Murid 1: betul bu Guru: oh pantes,sekarang kamu! Murid 2: kata bapak saya hidup ini harus kuat seperti "BANTENG"! Guru: ohhh ,pasti bapak kamu anggota partai PDIP Murid 2: betul bu. Guru: pantes,sekarang lanjutkan lagi Murid 3: kata bapa saya "Lebih Baik Memberi Daripada Diberi" Guru:wow,itu baru betul,bapak kamu pasti ustat/pendeta atau semacamnya ya? Murid 3: bukan bu Guru: ooh,pasti bapak kamu seorang yg taat ibadahnya kan? Murid 3: bukan bu Guru : pasti bapak kamu org yg baik dan suka bersosialisasi ya? Murid 3:bukan juga bu Guru (kesal!) :terus apa dong! Murid 3: petinju bu Stories funny humor begins when the first day after the long holiday. When class started, there was a dialogue between teachers and students Teacher: Children children, how you feeling today? Students: happy bu! Teacher: pertama2 kata2 wise mother will ask what often said to your father? Student 1: Life is should we "CONTINUE"! Teacher: oooh, you must be the father of Democratic party members huh? Student 1: true bu Teacher: oh Pantes, now you! Student 2: My father says life should be strong like "BULL"! Teacher: ohhh, definitely the father of your party members PDIP Students 2: completely bu. Teacher: Pantes, now move on again Disciples 3: My father said "Give Better Than Given the" Teacher: wow, that's just right, the father You must ustat / pastor or something huh? Disciples 3: not bu Teacher: ooh, you're a father who must obey his worship is not it? Disciples 3: not bu Teacher: surely the father of your org good and sociable yes? Disciples 3: not too bu Teachers (kesal!): continue what dong! Disciples 3: boxer bu Disebuah peternakan ayam, ada 20 ayam betina dan 1 ayam jago yang sudah tua. Si pemilik peternakan berniat untuk mmbeli 1 ayam jantan muda yang lebih produktif. ayam Jago tua : Hey kau, jangan serakah ya. Disini kan ada 25 betina. Aku 15 betina , kamu saya kasih 10 deh . ayam Jago muda : Ogah ah.. semuanya harus buat aku ! ayam Jago tua : Ok ok . . . tapi kita putuskan dengan lomba lari 100 mter. Gimana ? ayam Jago muda : Boleh ! Siapa takut ayam Jago tua : Karena aku udah tua, gimana kalau aku lari 20 mter lebih dulu didepan kamu. Masa gak ngalah sama orang tua ..

ayam Jago muda : Owh . . silahkan silahkan. ( dengan percaya diri ) Ayam ayam Jago tua pun lari dulu di depan ayam Jago muda sejauh 20 meter, baru dibelakangnya Ayam Jago muda melaju dengan cepat. Namun saat akan menyalip si ayam Jago tua, tiba tiba . DOOORRR! Kepala ayam Jago muda meletus ditembak si pemilik peternakan. ayam Jago muda mati ditempat. Sambil menyeret mayat ayam Jago muda, ia menggerutu Pemilik peternakan : Wah . . . sudah genap 12 ayam homo yang aku tembak mati bulan ini .. Sudh gila kali ni ayam, padahal masi muda bukannya ngejar betina malah ngejar jago tua lagi . ! Disebuah chicken farm, there are 20 hens and 1 rooster was old. The ranch owner intends to mmbeli a cockerel is more productive. cock old Jago: Hey you, do not be greedy, yes. Here's there are 25 females. I'm 15 female, I love you 10 deh .... cock young Jago: Ogah ah ... .. everything should be for me! cock old Jago: Ok ok. . . but we decided to race 100 mter. How? young chickens Jago: It's okay! Who's afraid of ... chickens old Jago: Because I am old already, what if I run 20 in front of you first mter. Same period the parents relented not ... .. Jago young chickens: Owh. . please please. (With confidence ...) Chicken Chicken Jago old first ran in front of young chickens Jago as far as 20 meters, just behind the young Rooster sped off. But when will overtake the old cock Jago, arrived - arrived .... DOOORRR! Jago young cock head burst shot the owner of the ranch. Jago young chickens died on the spot. Dragging the corpse young chickens Jago, he grumbled ... ... ... Owner farm: Wow. . . already fulfilled 12 chickens that I'm gay shot dead this month ... .. Sudh ni chicken crazy times, when masi ... instead of chasing a young female ... even chasing old champion again .... ! If animals have a Facebook, about what his status aja? Here are some that have been found. But they do not know what bener animals. Dogs Poodles: Nunggu mo to the salon neh Roaches: New aja injekan survived death, yeah! Cow: I am touched again by the master-rabbi Cats: Children of the 5th I just nanya whom his father. I'm confused about what responsibility. Forget my own father who?Mosquitoes: HIV-AIDS positive Ane boooo Chicken: My friends ... if tomorrow I ga ... means I've updated the fries ... i luv u all ... squid: Abis nich ink refills. Pigs: Gw maligned nyebarin flu. Damn it! Goat: Happy Eid Hajj slaughtered yesterday ndak

Membeli Bakso Pedas


Category: Pengalaman Lucu

Kejadiannya sekitar 5th yang lalu, saya mempunyai seorang sepupu yang polos dari kampung dan lucu. Ketika itu pada siang hari saya ingin makan yang segar-segar, tiba-tiba berbunyilah ketokan abang tukang bakso tok..tok..tok.... Lalu saya tanya sama sepupu saya, kamu mau bakso...dia jawab, ngga ah... masih kenyang, lalu saya bilang kalo gitu lo beliin gue bakso ya...dia jawab baik mas. Lalu saya menyetop abang baksonya biar nga terlalu jauh perginya, lalu saya bilang sama sepupu saya dengan panggilan kerennya ambon, "MBON BELI BAKSO SATU AJA, PAKE MANGKOK JANGAN PAKE MIE, YANG PEDES" Nggak lama dia pulang dengan membawa 'BAKSO SATU BUTIR YG BESAR DIDALAM MANGKOK ADA SAMBALNYA' Saya heran "KUAH SAMA YANG LAINNYA MANA MBON?" DIA JAWAB, "KAN TADI BILANGNYA BAKSO SATU AJA YG PEDES, YA SAYA BILANG SAMA TUKANGNYA SPT ITU" PANTESAN ABANGNYA BINGUNG......SAYA JUGA BINGUNG MAS.HAHAHAHAHAA........GUBRAK.

Buying a Spicy Meatball


Category: Funny Experience

It happened around 5th ago, I had a cousin who was innocent of the village and funny. When was the day I want to eat the fresh-fresh, all of a sudden knocking berbunyilah meatball vendor tok .. brother .. tok tok .... Then I asked as my cousin, would you like meatballs ... he replied, guns ah ... still full, then I tell if my meatballs so lo beliin yes ... he's good for gold. Then I stop my brother let me nga baksonya too far gone, then I said to my cousin to call ambon cool, "MBON BUY ONE BAKSO AJA, DO NOT pake pake bowl MIE, WHICH Pedes " Not long he came back with a 'D BAKSO BIG ONE POINT IN THERE chili bowl' I wonder 'gravy MBON SAME WHERE ELSE? " HE SHALL, "KAN WAS ONE told you in BAKSO AJA Pedes D, YES I SAID THAT SAME SPT builder " PANTESAN his brother ...... ME TOO CONFUSED CONFUSED ........ MAS.HAHAHAHAHAA gubrak.

Setan Kerasukan Manusia


Category: Pengalaman Lucu

Ini cerita benar-benar terjadi... yang gue tau dari temen gue.... dia juga heran ternyata bisa yah, SETAN kemasukan ORANG ??? Kejadiannya sih dah lama.... tahun kemaren di daerah manggarai..... Storynya begini...... Si Yaman (temen gue) punya temen cewek namanya Siti. Suatu malem mereka berdua pergi ke kondangan seorang temenya lagi. Dijalan, kedua orang ini dapet musibah kecelakaan, Alias diserempet metromini. Yaman jatuh dan Siti juga jatuh. Otomatis warga sekitar yang melihat kejadian, langsung pada nolongin. Dibawa lah mereka berdu ke tempat yang lebih aman. Dirumah seorang warga sekitar.... Yaman sih baik-baik saja. Tapi si Siti pingsan. 15 menit berlalu.... Siti belom bangun juga. Tiba-tiba Siti bangun...Lalu berteriak-teriak sama orang banyak. "Gue MAU KELUAR !!!....Gue MAU KELUAR !!!" semua orangpun panik..... Ada yang bilang si Siti kesurupan/kemasukan/kerasukan SETAN..... Anehnya kenapa setan bilang Gue mau keluar ??? Anehnya lagi dia bilang "TOLONGIN Gue !!! Gue MAO KELUAR !!! NIH CEWEK JELEK BANGET SIH !!!!???" Masa sih SETAN kerasukan ORANG ???? Pikir Yaman.... Kalau diliat dari tampang siti sih ???.... setan itu memang jujur banget. Kata temen gue....Siti emang bukan cewek cantik dan juga bukan cewek yang lumayan. Setelah itu Siti pingsan lagi.... dan bangun lagi dengan terheran-terheran....

Yang Menjadi pertanyaannya, " Lalu bagamiana Tampang Siti sebenarnya?, setan aja Bilang NIH CEWEK JELEK BANGET SIH !!!" HEHEHE...

Demon possession Human


Category: Funny Experience

This story actually happened ... which I know from my friend .... He also turned out to be surprisingly well, THE DEVIL intruding? hell happened long time since .... year yesterday in the area Manggarai ..... so ...... Storynya Si

Yemen (my friend) had a girl friend named Siti. A malem they both went to the invitation of a temenya again. street, two men were dapet unfortunate accident, Alias diserempet Metromini. Yemen crashed and Siti also fell. Automatic local people who saw the incident, directly on nolongin. Brought them was berdu to a safer place. At home of a local community .... Yemen still fine.But the Siti fainted. 15 minutes passed .... Siti belom up as well. Siti suddenly wake up ... then yelling at the crowd. "I WANT TO GET OUT !!!.... I WANT OUT!" all orangpun panic ..... Some say the Siti possession / possessed / possessed by Satan ..... Oddly enough I want to say why the devil out? Strangely again he said "I TOLONGIN! I MAO OUT! NIH BANGET SIH BAD GIRL! !???" period still possessed THE DEVIL?? Yemen thought .... If it looks siti diliat from hell ???.... Satan was really honest. .... my friend said Siti emang not beautiful girl and is also not a pretty girl. After that Siti fainted again ....and get up again with astonished, amazed .... The Being the question, "Then bagamiana Siti Looks exactly?, Satan wrote the NIH Tell BANGET SIH BAD GIRL!" Hehehe ...

Di sebuah Desa terpencil yang jauh dari hingar bingar kota, berkumpulah 4 orang laki. Pada saat itu jam menunjukkan pukul 01.30 WIB, semua penduduk desa telah terlelap tidur kecuali 4 orang pemuda tersebut, yang lagi melakukan ronda malam keliling desa. Pada saat melewati sebuah sumur tua, tiba keempat pemuda itu dikagetkan suatu hal yang sangat mengerikan, yaitu tiba muncul seorang gadis berpakaian putih panjang dengan dilumuri banyak darah.. sekujur tubuh gadis itu penuh dengan darah segar... Keempat pemuda tak bisa berbuat apa, hanya tertegun ketakutan, tak bisa lari karena saking paniknya... Gadis itu ternyata hanya melewati keempat pemuda itu dan terus berjalan menuju sebuah sumur tua... Tak berselang berapa lama gadis itu lenyap, masuk ke dalam sumur tersebut... Meskipun gadis itu sudah tak terlihat, 4 pemuda itu tetap tak bisa berkata sepatahpun. Berselang 30 detik, gadis misterius itu keluar dari sumur dengan pakaian yang putih panjang tanpa darah. Gadis itu terus berjalan sambil menghampiri keempat pemuda tersebut. Dengan ketakutan mereka ber-siap mau lari.. tapi apa daya tak bisa lari... Gadis itu semakin mendekatinya dan dengan senyuman seramnya gadis itu berkata: "Rinso memang Hebaaaaatttttt" In a remote village far from the frenetic city, berkumpulah four men in . At that time the clock struck 1:30 pm, all the villagers have been falling asleep except the four young men, who again do night patrolling around the village. At the time of passing an old well, arrived fourth young man was surprised something so terrible, that arrived appears a girl with a long white dress covered in a lot of blood .. her whole body was filled with fresh blood ... The four young men can not do anything , just stunned with fear, unable to run because so panic ... The girl turned out to just past the fourth young man and continued walking toward an old well ... Not how long ago she was gone, into the well ... Although the girl was out of sight, four young men still can not say sepatahpun. Intermittent 30 seconds, the mysterious girl out of the wells with a long white dress with no blood. The girl continued walking toward the four youths. With the fear they were ready want to run .. but what power can not escape ... The girl was getting closer and with a scary smile she said: "Rinso indeed Hebaaaaatttttt"