Yesterday Whole Night I Was Thinking About Only U.. . ... . Today I Was Thinking Of "V" . .

Tonight I Will Definitely Think About ,W, X, Y, Z. :) :P :P

Funniest status ever: . . Will be posted tommorow =P :D

New Exam Pattern. In 1999, Students: Ans ALL Question. 2008: Write ANY 3 Questions 2015:Read ONLY Question 2020:Thanks for Coming to Examination Hall.. :D :)

Conductor : Bus 10 Minutes Nikkum ... Sapdravanga Sapdalam ... Passenger : Ivlo Periya Bussa Epdi 10 Minutesla Sapdradhu ...? Conductor : ...???... hehehe =))

I didn't complete my University : Bill Gates . I Stitched Shoes in childhood : Abraham Lincoln, . I was the one who served in Hotels : OBEROI .

I was Conductor : Rajnikanth . I worked at Petrol Pump : Ambani . I Failed in class 10th : Sachin Tendulkar . I was a Drop out n Keyboard Player : A R Rahman . I Slept on a Bench & borrowed Rs 20 everyday from friend to travel to filmcity : Shahrukh khan . I used to serve Tea to support my Football Training : Lionel Messi . . Life isn't about finding yourself :) . Life is about creating yourself \/

Exams Should Be Given On Mobiles Instead Of Sheets. u know y ? . Coz today's Students Have More Typing Speed than Writing Speed :P :)

Really , I laughed like hell after reading this . . . . Still laughing :)) so couldn't type the joke =P =P

"S M I L E" Is Not A Single Word, Its A Beautiful Sentence S peak M ore I n Less E nergy So Always S M I L E.... =))

Naai kitta poi "Tiger" biscuit'a potta, adhu ungala vittutu biscuit'a saapiturum. . Aanal, Tiger kitta poi "Naai" Biscuit'a potta, adhu biscuit'a vittutu ungala saapitirum. . By Naaiku biscuit pootu podhu yosipoor sangam!! :D :)

When words are not enough to express your Feelings. Dont think that you are in Love.. .. It means that you need to improve your VOCABULARY ;) :P :D

Sardar was lying on beach, American: R u Relaxing? Sardar:No i m GopalSingh , Another American: R u relaxing? Sardar: No I m gopal Singh Sardar left that place in anger. Then Sardar asks 1 American lying nearby, R u relaxing? American: yes, Sardar slaps him &says, All r searching 4u & u r lying here Idiot. :-/ :)

When Heart Beats It Says, "LUB - DUB" Do You Know Whats It Means.. ? LUB Says, "Live Ur life Best" DUB Says, "Do Ur Best in life" Enjoy Every Heart Beat..!! :) :D

What happens when a lion roars thrice? Think Any guess? Ok i will tell you.. Tom & jerry cartoon begins! >:D<

The Pain Of Losing A Loved One Is Nothing, When Compared To The Pain That Is Felt When . Biscuit Falls Into Tea Due To Over Dipping.. :-/ ;) :P :D

Fake friends are like "Shadows". They follow you in the "Sun", But leave you in the "Dark"... !!

Teacher:~ what is meant by terrorist???? . student :~ a terrorist is a tourist who comes from another country to celeberate ''DIWALI'' :D

VADIVELU went to court. JUDGE: "Order ! Order !" VADIVELU: "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cool-drink !" JUDGE: "Shut Up !" VADIVELU:"No,No..7-Up! :D :P

Year 2020: Son to Dad: How did you meet Mom. Dad: Ah my Son!! . It all started with a request, Add as a friend on facebook."

Angel: What do you want? Boy: A beautiful girl. Angel : If u r Muslim i'll give you katrina. If u r Hindu i'll give you karina. If u r Christian i'll give you Angelina. Wht'x ur name? Boy : Abdul, Vinod, Peter .... :) ;) :D

America Headlines "Apart from water, we've discovered The presence of whales n sharks on The moon." India Headlines "Satellite launched by America found in Arabian Sea." :D :P

Worlds Sweetest & Best Kind Of Sleeping Are : 1. Sleeping On Lovers Shoulder, When We Are Alone 2. Sleeping On Mom's Lap, When We Are So Tired 3. Sleeping With Open Eyes, When The Teachers Are Lecturing >:D<

IAS IAS IAS IAS IAS Appada epadiyoo ungala na IAS padikavechutenn... :) venuma sollunga naliku MBBS padikavaeikuren... ;) :P

I FEEL the FEEL you FEEL . Do you FEEL the FEEL i FEEL ? . If you FEEL the FEEL i FEEL, . i too FEEL the FEEL you FEEL . . Hey ! Dont FEEL ! . If you FEEL i will FEEL. :D ;)

Once Angelina jolie was crying Jackie chan : hey! why are you crying? Arnold : hey! what happen to you? Tom cruise : y r u weeping jolie? Vijaykanth: Dey, niruthungada ivvalavu kettingalea antha pulla ethukku azhuvuthunnu , kettingalada.. nee solluma, whoi errr you gry ying? dond waaary pulla... Annnggg!

Monday = Sucks, It's the first day of school/college. Tuesday = Ugh, Atleast it's not Monday. Wednesday = Middle of the week, Cannot wait till Friday !!!! Thursday = Yay ! Tomorrow is Friday !!!!! Friday = Yay !! It's Friday... Last day of the school/college !!! :) Saturday = PARTY/Chill !!!! :D Sunday = Oh crap, Tomorrow is Monday :/ Like if you feel that way !!!!