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Abortion Haters Go Nuts, Really Nuts, At Notre Dame

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By now you should all be familiar with K-Los Papist Army Rebellion at Notre Dame, where wingnuts are mad that President Obama whose morning routine includes having a MASSIVE partial-birth abortion between potty and tooth-brushing time will be the Universitys commencement speaker. A Wonkette operative in South Bend writes: How are you not writing about the Abortion Plane?! Im here at Notre Dame, future speaking site of President Obama (unless he wises up and makes a run for it), and the ever-awesome Center For Bioethical Reform No matter what you drive you can reduce has hired a plane to circle over campus over the last few days, trailing a carbon dioxide and save giant fetus poster. And in a later e-mail the operative adds, They money right now ! Read more... brought baby carriages and fake blood, too! But the best part here is a letter the Center for Bioethical Reform sent in response to one student Online Business Program who had asked them to maybe stop being so annoying. It includes such gems as, The sewers of South Bend are literally running red with the blood of Notre Dames children. LITERALLY.
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Thank you for writing. As someone about to graduate from Notre Dame, you say you dont think it is fair to have your home bombarded with disgusting [and disturbing] images. Come now, [REDACTED]: If these babies were just blobs of tissue, would you
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[REDACTED]: If these babies were just blobs of tissue, would you be so distressed at these pictures? How could the images be disgusting unless abortion is disgusting? And if you think abortion photos are disturbing who arent you more disturbed by abortion itself? Why do you care more about your own comfort than you care about the survival of the little children who are being slaughtered? Is that what the priests taught you at Notre Dame; that your comfort is more important than someone elses life? You admit that the majority of Notre Dame students voted for Mr. Obama. That means they must not be allowed to graduate in comfort. No one should be allowed to become comfortable with baby killing. Many of your classmates have had abortions and many more will have them in the future. Some of these students, at least those with functioning consciences, could be talked into saving their babies if they were forced to look at what abortion is and does. We know that from our extensive experience with these pictures. You can read their testimonials for yourself at www.abortionNO.org. These students need truth more than they need comfort. If pro-abortion students are going to revel in the presence of this serial-killer president, they need to squirm in the presence of the babies he is killing. Most abortion supporters want to be able to kill babies and have the evidence swept under the carpet. No more, [REDACTED]. It is only fair that pro- abortion students be forced to look at the carnage their votes are making possible. Then we will see if they are still so excited, as you say, to have Mr. Obama address them. You say Mr. Obama is coming to honor you. We are going to make your class look at the hidden reality for which he stands and then you can all better decide how much of an honor his presence actually confers on you and your classmates. You say he is not coming to discuss abortion. That is correct but he IS coming to signal that abortion should be of little concern to Catholics. We intend to forcefully rebut that contention, not with arguments, but with pictures. You find it disrespectful that we would force our extremist message on your class, but as I asked above, how could an abortion photo be extreme unless abortion is extreme? We find it disrespectful to butcher babies. If you think the use of the term butcher is an exaggeration, then why do you find abortion photos so upsetting, to use your term? We want your family and the family of every graduating senior in Joyce Center to have these sickening pictures gaging them as they applaud the man who glorifies this carnage. Our avowed purpose is to respectfully, lawfully, ruin this ceremony; not to be vindictive but to force people to stop acting as though everything is normal at Notre Dame. It is not normal for a Catholic institution to honor a man who supports infanticide. The sewers of South Bend are literally running red with the blood of Notre Dames children. We are going to figuratively pry open the
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Dames children. We are going to figuratively pry open the manhole covers and force the entire university community to smell the stench of death. No more business as usual. I assure you that by the time the Class of 2009 has received their diplomas, both town and gown will be more bothered by abortion than they ever dreamed possible. Every time they look at that diploma, framed on their wall, we want them to see a dead baby. Then perhaps they will take this issue as seriously as the graduate of a famous Catholic university is obligated to take it. Lord bless, Gregg Cunningham The Center For Bio-Ethical Reform P.O. Box 219 Lake Forest, CA 92609 Office Phone, 949-206-0600 Cell Phone, 714-240-6976 Again, the blood running through the sewers is literal, but they are only going to pretend to open the sewers up to let everyone smell the dead babies everywhere. And thats a cop-out. ShareThis

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Serolf Divad says at 5:05 pm, April 30th, 2009 I can confirm that the sewers of North Bend, do indeed run red with the blood of Notre Dames children. Except on St. Patricks day, when they are dyed green.

jagorev says at 5:06 pm, April 30th, 2009 This makes me long for the good ol days when you could still stone Papists to death
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chascates says at 5:07 pm, April 30th, 2009 serial-killer president? I think the Holy Church soaked its hands in blood for several centuries. Wars, torture, antisemitism, besides pederasty.

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torture, antisemitism, besides pederasty.

WadISay says at 5:08 pm, April 30th, 2009

Is that what the priests taught you at Notre Dame; that your comfort is more important than someone elses life?
Well, that and that we had a little secret we mustnt talk about with anyone else.

BigIrish says at 5:09 pm, April 30th, 2009 My favorite part is that the letter closes with Lord Bless.

JMP says at 5:10 pm, April 30th, 2009 Mmmm thats one tasty looking fetus up there; thanks for making me hungry, embryo-fetishits.

Words says at 5:11 pm, April 30th, 2009 Tell him when he grows a vagina, uterus, and ovaries, then hell be able to voice an opinion on the subject

JMP says at 5:12 pm, April 30th, 2009 WadISay: Nah; Notre Dames students are all over the age of consent, so the priests arent interested.

Migue says at 5:12 pm, April 30th, 2009 How does one respectfully ruin a ceremony?

Texan Bulldoggette says at 5:12 pm, April 30th, 2009 Many of your classmates have had abortions and many more will have them in the future. Yeah, thats why we would like to keep them, you know, SAFE.

Sassette says at 5:12 pm, April 30th, 2009

Our avowed purpose is to respectfully, lawfully, ruin this ceremony;

Im not sure its possible to respectfully ruin a ceremony of any kind. Also I think Notre Dame students would find just about any clump of tissue like say, a severed limb disturbing on a huge banner flying over their graduation. But thanks for playing, wingnuts.

iwillsavethispatient says at 5:12 pm, April 30th, 2009 Im confused. Did these dead babies get to go to heaven, or are they permanently stuck in limbo? Also, can we assume South Bend-ians are ever so slight constipated, given the makeup of their sewers?

Bruno says at 5:13 pm, April 30th, 2009 Wait, does anyone get an honorary PhD out of this?

InsidiousTuna says at 5:14 pm, April 30th, 2009 Sometimes, life imitates the Onion a little too much.

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Bruno says at 5:14 pm, April 30th, 2009 That picture looked like it was buzzing Notre Dame too close for comfort which has caused me great distress about terrorism at Irish-Catholic Universities. Didnt we learn from Sunday Bloody Sunday?

Formerly Preferred says at 5:14 pm, April 30th, 2009 I dont like looking at pictures of the insides of porta-johns, either, especially when trailed by airplanes, but that doesnt mean that pooping is morally repugnant.

TeddyS says at 5:15 pm, April 30th, 2009 Why is this guy running around smelling sewers? Looks like a job for Super TruckNutz!

ChernobylSoup says at 5:15 pm, April 30th, 2009 Ahh, abortion protests. I forgot how fun they were since they disappeared over the last 8 years (even though actual abortions did not). The fake blood, the threats, the shootings, the bombings. Good times. This is exactly what baby jesus was talking about during the sermon on the mount.

jasper f. krone says at 5:16 pm, April 30th, 2009 I dont think Ive ever been gaged by a picture while I applaud.

slappypaddy says at 5:16 pm, April 30th, 2009 When I kill babies, I prefer to have the evidence mopped up. Sweeping it under the carpet gets to smelling really bad after a few days, and always leaves stains that wont come out no matter how hard I scrub. Out, damn spot!

FamilyLost says at 5:16 pm, April 30th, 2009 I hope they attempt to do a fly-over the graduation while BO is speaking. The carnage Greggy speaks of may be his own. The Secret Service doesnt much like unapproved fly-overs, also.

V572625694 says at 5:17 pm, April 30th, 2009 You cant kid me: they dont have sewers in South Bend. Its in fucking Indiana, for fucks sake. He must have meant to say the roadside ditches are literally running red with the blood of aborted Notre Dame students, or whatever the fuck he said. This so-called Center for Bio Ethical Reform is in the dreary Orange County (CA) suburb of Lake Forest, so STFU about Notre Dame, you twunt!

Lemming Caution says at 5:17 pm, April 30th, 2009 BigIrish: YES. in the meantime, one of my favorite anti-abortion arguments is, re: their gross imagery, If these babies were just blobs of tissue, would you be so distressed at

these pictures?
I once saw about 15 seconds of footage of a face lift, and I nearly threw up. I never watched televised surgeries for a reason. I would be disgusted if someone flew over repeatedly with a graphic image of an appendectomy, and its not because I want to save the poor little appendix. another favorite part of the letter: respectfully, lawfully, ruin this ceremony how does one respectfully ruin a graduation ceremony?

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Formerly Preferred says at 5:17 pm, April 30th, 2009 Having this plane flying around near buildings is like a third 9/11, also.

ohiolobbyist says at 5:17 pm, April 30th, 2009 Gregg Cunningham is a virgin. I desperately hope someone remembers this when his miserable ass dies and respectfully ruins his fucking funeral.

Lemming Caution says at 5:17 pm, April 30th, 2009 Sassette: damn, got in ahead of me on that respectfully thing.

PerhapsSo says at 5:19 pm, April 30th, 2009 Ive had just about enough of these motherfucking abortions on this motherfucking plane!

elector8 says at 5:19 pm, April 30th, 2009 I totally understand now: when I get grossed out at pictures of surgical procedures, like tumors getting removed, it is because deep down I understand that those procedures are MORALLY WRONG. My campaign starts now: outlaw all gross medical procedures! God gave you that tumor for a reason, LOVE IT!

StarkRavingMan says at 5:20 pm, April 30th, 2009 Notre Dame students! Theres still time to take advantage of the 50 Percent Off sale at Uncle Guidos Fetabortorium in beautiful downtown South Bend! Any procedures completed before we close the doors on Friday qualify for the discount AND a coupon good for similar savings for a friend! Graduating seniors - nows the time to erase any evidence of that little indiscretion after the Christmas kegger. Start your post-graduate life as pure as the pope! Offer void where prohibited.

charlesdegoal says at 5:20 pm, April 30th, 2009 Hasnt this issue been settled? Isnt it legal to have/perform an abortion in the United States. Are these people saying that the President should not uphold the law? What a crock of shit!

irishdem says at 5:21 pm, April 30th, 2009 Most girls at ND dont even have access to abortion. The nearest clinic is in the scary part of the ghetto, none of the nearby (catholic-affiliated) hospitals provide them, and the effing campus pharmacy wont even fill birth control scrips for medical reasons. My roommate freshman year had her baby, in part because she was forced into the decision by lack of options so I highly doubt that many of this graduating students classmates have had abortions, Gregg. It is amazing how many non-ND graduates have taken to trying to make a private ceremony a public issues. Obamas views on social justice, the death penalty, his opposition to pre-emptive war (which violated Catholic just war doctrine) are all far more in line with Catholicism than his predecessor. Im a Democrat precisely because Im a Catholic. If Obama cannot get an ND degree because hes prochoice, I suppose my entire group of girlfriends from college will have to send back our degrees.

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If my mother had named me Redacted, I would be bitterly pro-abortion, unless there is a St. Redacted with a really cool feast day.

echoman2000 says at 5:21 pm, April 30th, 2009 my first QUEER/BUTTSECS bar was in South Bend. i grew up on a HOG FARM in Indiana. Now I live is LOS CARNITAS INFLUENZA LAND aka Mexico and will soon die from lack of hand sanitizer or surgical mask or morning after pills or something. But, no doubt, the end is certain. The end.

sevenrepeat says at 5:21 pm, April 30th, 2009 i see dead babies.

Marcel Parcells says at 5:22 pm, April 30th, 2009 Lemming Caution: If these babies were just blobs of tissue, would you be so distressed at these pictures? My poops are just blobs of tissue, but you dont see me scooping them out of the toilet before I flush them away forever. Ok, fine. You do see that.

sevenrepeat says at 5:24 pm, April 30th, 2009 funny how he doesnt mention how god aborted a 22 month old mexican baby in texas using the mexican pig flu. does god have double standards?

bago says at 5:24 pm, April 30th, 2009 Ah, but for the love of unnecessary quotation marks.

Then we will see if they are still so excited, as you say, to have Mr. Obama address them.

slappypaddy says at 5:25 pm, April 30th, 2009 If fetuses are people, how come we dont give funerals to miscarriages?

JerkStore says at 5:25 pm, April 30th, 2009 Abortion is extreme? Then Im pulling for a new X-Games event: EXTREME ABORTIONS

chascates says at 5:26 pm, April 30th, 2009 iwillsavethispatient: My recovering Catholic friend told me limbo has been done away with. So its into Purgatory for the little blobs. And theyll have to work hard to get to heaven.

PoliticalGraffiti says at 5:26 pm, April 30th, 2009 quick question - why are babies more important than little boys asses?

Country Club Jihadi says at 5:26 pm, April 30th, 2009 Im in a womanly way at the moment, so Im gong to grab a quill pen and write them a nice letter.

bago says at 5:27 pm, April 30th, 2009 Catholices, Also.

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whiskey tango foxtrot says at 5:27 pm, April 30th, 2009 Sure, abortion is plenty disgusting, but that doesnt mean it should be made illegal any more than it means you should take pictures of it and shove them in peoples faces. Hey Gregg, guess what else is disgusting? Periods. Theyre real too, not that you would know about these things. Want some pictures? Im sure I can arrange dozens of fanatical operatives to come by your home and shove pictures of my period in your face.

echoman2000 says at 5:27 pm, April 30th, 2009 why cant they fly NANCY GRACE behind that plane? shes way more scary. the fetuss would detach themselves from the womb and fly to the nearest sewer (chicago i think) and thatd be that. the end.

4tehlulz says at 5:27 pm, April 30th, 2009 I think the Secret Service will be interested in that personal information. Thank you Mr. Newell.

CollegeStudent says at 5:27 pm, April 30th, 2009 I hope they get some stimulus money to fix the sewers in South Bend, that shit sounds gross.

4tehlulz says at 5:28 pm, April 30th, 2009 slappypaddy: You dont want to go there; trust me.

Jukesgrrl says at 5:28 pm, April 30th, 2009 Ewww, the Magic Internet made an ad for anti-choice items appear next to this article. How come when we talk about buttsecks, I cant get a sweatshirt that says BUTTSECKS out of it? Doesnt buttsecks kill babies?

DustBowlBlues says at 5:28 pm, April 30th, 2009 The sewers of South Bend are literally running red with the blood of Notre Dames children. LITERALLY Maybe I dont know much about lab practices, but I have been to the doctor. Wouldnt this shit be considered bio-hazard and not, you know, poured into the storm sewers? Because I dont thats healthy. The end.

whiskey tango foxtrot says at 5:29 pm, April 30th, 2009 sevenrepeat: Its ok when God does it. God, unlike humans, has motivations that we cannot possibly understand or hope to judge.

SayItWithWookies says at 5:29 pm, April 30th, 2009 As the Wizard of Oz told the Scarecrow: I cant give you brains but I can give you a dead baby!

AggieDemocrat says at 5:29 pm, April 30th, 2009 Literally running red with babies blood - yet hes only going to figuratively open the manhole covers?

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Im confused. Plus, is that second part kinda gay, or is that just me.

memzilla says at 5:31 pm, April 30th, 2009 FamilyLost: I can see the fetus banner being an excellent tow target for the Sidewinder missiles launched from the escorting F-16s. Oooh, excellent name for a rock group: Fetus Banner.

Gorillionaire says at 5:32 pm, April 30th, 2009 Ya know, a professional pilot is actually kind of expensive. These wingnut people just have money to burn, I tell ya. Wonder what Gregg Virgin Cunningham pays himself to dream up these awesome stunts.

PerhapsSo says at 5:32 pm, April 30th, 2009 whiskey tango foxtrot: Forget the pictures. We need to find him on the street and douse him with the stuff.

answerbird says at 5:32 pm, April 30th, 2009 Every time they look at that diploma, framed on their wall, we want them to see a dead baby. Lord Bless and have a nice day!

slappypaddy says at 5:32 pm, April 30th, 2009 FamilyLost: Nor does the Air Force. Top cover will come down so quick, heads will spin, eardrums will bust, and pants will be peed. Saw such happen re Smirky Monkey a few years back when an escorting motorcycle cop crashed. An F-15 came down and looked like it was headed right for my at-that-moment-too-tall building. But it was okay, I got my pants washed before they stained (out, damn piss).

jagorev says at 5:34 pm, April 30th, 2009 irishdem: in part because she was forced into the decision by lack of options What, are Catholic girls not allowed to drive, either?

StephanieInCA says at 5:35 pm, April 30th, 2009 Gregg, You may not pry open my manhole cover, ever. StephanieInCA

springfield_meltdown says at 5:36 pm, April 30th, 2009 Back in my Catholic school days in the late 1990s they showed us those dead fetus pictures and the scary equipment that was used (although Ive seen more terrifying things at the dentist). At the same time I knew girls who threw themselves down the stairs to cause a miscarriage. You know what? I ended up pro-choice and completely immune to the gross out factor of dead fetuses. I dont even notice them anymore.

Custerwolf says at 5:38 pm, April 30th, 2009 Thats really WAY too much stupid for me to take in at one sitting. I like the brilliance of blowing up a picture of a fetus then flying it high enough that it looks like a drunken manatee.

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like a drunken manatee.

PrairiePossum says at 5:39 pm, April 30th, 2009 Every time they look at that diploma, framed on their wall, we want them to see a dead baby. Wait til Alumni Development hears about that.

irishdem says at 5:39 pm, April 30th, 2009 jagorev: She was a freshman, fall semester. We didnt know many upperclassmen, werent allowed to bring a car to campus. It was not an environment whered youd ask an RA to take you. She felt like there were so many barriers to having a procedure she was already unsure about, combine that with a baby daddy who was insistent that she keep it, and she ended up resigning herself to being a mom. Id call that forced. She loves her kid now and thankfully got the support from her parents to finish college and get a great job, but if there had been better prochoice services on and off campus, she may have been able to truly weigh all her options.

Hooray For Anything says at 5:40 pm, April 30th, 2009 Im not quite sure Armless Yellow Jesus would approve of this guys methods

Scarab says at 5:40 pm, April 30th, 2009 I literally think we should kill anyone who confuses literally and figuratively.

Bronkers says at 5:40 pm, April 30th, 2009 Reportage on results of phone call flood to Berserker Cunningham requested, plz. And ask this loonster whom the f hes blessing this Lord Bless God Bless closer is lame and lazy and you the heck are you to be dispensing blessings, anyway. Oh, this gets my crankypants all revved. A man dictating what women should do with their bodies. DECIDED THIRTY YEARS AGO, GLENN. One fervently hopes that you, Glenn, are incapable of procreating, so you cant pass your dim DNA on, or INTO a poor female. Did I mention: GRRR! ?

StephanieInCA says at 5:41 pm, April 30th, 2009 Custerwolf: maybe they can make a macys-parade-esque inflated aborted fetus float???

The Real JR Revisted says at 5:41 pm, April 30th, 2009

Every time they look at that diploma, framed on their wall, we want them to see a dead baby.
Meanwhile, everytime I look at my CUNY diploma, I see all the money I poured into that piece of paper with little to show for it which I guess is about the same thing.

Custerwolf says at 5:42 pm, April 30th, 2009 If I wanted to see what a dead fetus looked like Id have just glanced over at the one I have in the corner. Shortly after his departure from the hangar I had that little

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one I have in the corner. Shortly after his departure from the hangar I had that little feller taxidermied to make it look like he was playing a guitar.

Tra says at 5:42 pm, April 30th, 2009 The guy is obviously a raving lunatic, and a nasty, unpleasant one to boot, but can we take his cell phone number off? I dont care if we leave his office phone, but putting a personal number out there kinda smacks of the revenge wingnuts are known for.

problemwithcaring says at 5:42 pm, April 30th, 2009 irishdem: My roommate freshman year had her baby, in part because she was

forced into the decision by lack of options

What a shame! That baby could be dead now, if only she didnt have to go to the ghettos of South Bend to do it. Ugh, the humanity.

DeLand DeLakes says at 5:43 pm, April 30th, 2009 So hard to type with my fingers all greasy from fetus-mozzarella poppers, but I will try The best thing about all this is that Notre Dame is a private university, and since my BFs entire family went there, I know that they are, ah, proprietary about their campus and their ceremonies. I would not be surprised if they enlist a group of hard-core headcrackers to control the pro-coathanger crowd at graduation. Dont forget, Irish Catholics love teh fetuses, but they love bludgeoning protesters with nightsticks even more.

stolichnayaaa says at 5:44 pm, April 30th, 2009 echoman2000: I totally went to what I am sure is that bar on a date with my junior year girlfriend. Insert your own scene of glacial, awkward, young conservative social realization here. But I finally graduated and now many years later I am much better. This whole Obama thing makes me admire the institution much more than I have in a long while- I am glad they are sticking to their guns on this. In closing, thank God for teh gays, and may He have mercy on the class of 09 and their handsome, sensible, moral commencement speaker.

snideinplainsight says at 5:44 pm, April 30th, 2009 Makes me want to go to Hell myself, just to see the look on Gregg Virgins face when he finds himself there - course, Im already on the list, for all those bootleg Orange Jesus license plates I photoshopped last night -

hatefulhelp says at 5:46 pm, April 30th, 2009 Has anyone called yet? I want to hear reports! Chop chop, people!

A Better American Than YOU says at 5:46 pm, April 30th, 2009 I have examined the photo closely. At ten weeks there is not discernible difference between a baby human and a baby ferret, so I believe that The Center For BioEthical Reform made an honest mistake. PETA shall be duly notified.

gidgetbananas says at 5:47 pm, April 30th, 2009 Once again, a Catholic fanatic wins dozens of converts for the other side.

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irishdem says at 5:48 pm, April 30th, 2009 problemwithcaring: Yep, what a shame that an 18 year old girl who grew up in a bumfuck, middle of nowhere town with abstinence-only education wasnt given the proper tools to make an informed decision about her sexuality.

Bronkers says at 5:48 pm, April 30th, 2009 Bronkers to self: Typos committed out of excessive emotion or failing eyesight at the end of the work day. WHO the heck are you to be dispensing blessings?

mrpuma2u says at 5:49 pm, April 30th, 2009 Serolf Divad: That aint blood thats Hawaiian punch with everclear (hopey went to school in HI ya know) that was ingested at some frat bachanalia and then barfed up into various gutters near touchdown Jesus.

Buzz Feedback says at 5:49 pm, April 30th, 2009 Ill be calling Gregg on his cell now.

problemwithcaring says at 5:49 pm, April 30th, 2009 whiskey tango foxtrot: The sewers of South Bend are literally running red with the blood of Notre Dames menstruating.

irishdem says at 5:51 pm, April 30th, 2009 mrpuma2u: No frats at ND. Most likely puked up bloody marys from tailgating.

Czn939 says at 5:51 pm, April 30th, 2009 Where were these bioethical morans during the last EIGHT YEARS of Unborn Slaughterfest, Episode IV: The Ressurection? Anyone who ever voted for a candidate because they were pro-life wasted their vote. Truck Nutz, Buttsecks, Also.

pat robertsons personal trainer says at 5:51 pm, April 30th, 2009 is abortion any more legal today than it was from jan. 20, 2001 - jan. 20, 2009? does this mean george w. bush is also a serial killuh, nevermind. at least he made a frowny face when he talked about loose women and their abortions.* *abortions performed in Houston from 1973-1986 on women who had fucked members of a patrician clan from connecticut DO NOT count.

StopItCutItOutI' says at 5:52 pm, April 30th, 2009 In my head, that letter was read aloud by Dwight Schrute.

problemwithcaring says at 5:52 pm, April 30th, 2009 Custerwolf: I pegged you as the sentimental type I said pegged.

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Raumfahrer says at 5:54 pm, April 30th, 2009 I tried valiantly to get through that crap, to no avail. I swear, Wonkette, you continually try to force me to read wingnut invective, and I JUST CANT. Please continue to summarize for me, as you apparently have a much higher level of tolerance for this.

magic titty says at 5:55 pm, April 30th, 2009 Wait - I just got here. Fetuses became infants, when??

assistant/atlas says at 5:57 pm, April 30th, 2009 Every time I look at my diploma, I see piles of cocaine. Just one more reason why USC is better than Notre Dame. Fight on, fetuses!

snideinplainsight says at 5:58 pm, April 30th, 2009 Spleens! Spleens are gross!

Vewol Mevemont says at 5:59 pm, April 30th, 2009 slappypaddy: Gabriel Michael Santorum.

Vewol Mevemont says at 5:59 pm, April 30th, 2009 magic titty: After about 9 months.

snideinplainsight says at 6:00 pm, April 30th, 2009 Boogers! Boogers can be really gross!

pat robertsons personal trainer says at 6:00 pm, April 30th, 2009 slappypaddy: obviously you dont party with Santorums (or is it Santorumes)? Santorumii? Ahh, fuck. That hack former Senator from PA whos fucking nuts and 17, nay 16, children.

chascates says at 6:00 pm, April 30th, 2009 Reagan was always seen as a champion of the right-to-life movement but he signed an abortion bill as governor and never attended a DC rally in person, always addressing the crowd from the White House via a telephone hookup. And the racists really want women of color to have abortions to slow down us whiteys being a minority.

snideinplainsight says at 6:01 pm, April 30th, 2009 Cabbage can be very gross, especially if it sits around too long and/or my motherin-law gets into it.

Atlas Spanked says at 6:02 pm, April 30th, 2009 Paging Oliver Cromwell!

stolichnayaaa says at 6:03 pm, April 30th, 2009 Sneer, sneer at old Notre Dame Shake down your friends and rent you a plane Search abortion quality: high Make up a flag and hit the sky

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Make up a flag and hit the sky What though the pilot guide be long No need to read it, God makes you strong While her loyal sons are watching You crash and burn and choke and die. LITERALLY. (Im still working on that last line)

imissopus says at 6:07 pm, April 30th, 2009 Oh to be the Secret Service guy who carries the Stinger missile launcher at that ceremony

Czn939 says at 6:08 pm, April 30th, 2009 We need to call up Gregg and ask him very specific ?s So you DO plan on flying your plane into the airspace above Notre Dame during the Presidents speech? Yes. Okay. Uhm, what time were you planning to do that? Ill be there around noon. Could you be a bit more specific? 12:15. Okay, and from what airport will you be departing? Make sure to speak realllllllly slow so the illegal wiretaps will pick up the keys words.

Hooray For Anything says at 6:09 pm, April 30th, 2009 I heard Greg wants to change Notre Dames sports teams nicknames to the Fightin Aborted Fetuses

A Better American Than YOU says at 6:10 pm, April 30th, 2009 I have a copy of the graduation program. It includes the following insert: WANT TO KNOW WHATS REALLY GROSS During an hours swim at a public pool you will ingest 1/12 liters of urine. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.) An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples anal gases.

Accordion-o-rama says at 6:10 pm, April 30th, 2009

We are going to figuratively pry open the manhole covers and force the
Someone clearly needs his manhole cover pried.

Bronkers says at 6:12 pm, April 30th, 2009 Hmmm. I know a Secret Service Agent and his brother even better, will tell the bro about this one, as if the Dept. of Treasury and FBI arent already all over this like link on a cheap suit.

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like link on a cheap suit.

Bronkers says at 6:16 pm, April 30th, 2009 Bronkers to self, yet again, you blind old bat: LINT ON A CHEAP SUIT. Man, getting old means ratty vision.

pat robertsons personal trainer says at 6:23 pm, April 30th, 2009 picture of a 10-week abortion? how the fuck did that happen arent those things 90-120 minutes tops? Marcel Parcells: you have given me two great ideas for crashing the next procoathanger rally: (1) picture from a colon cleanse commercial, caption: 10 weeks of eating KFC, fatty protester (2) picture of Octo-mom surrounded by 14 kids.

Global Cannibal says at 6:23 pm, April 30th, 2009 Gee, it may be just the slightest bit counterproductive to go off on an insane, semiliterate screed after taking the trouble to give your organization a name as hilariously disingenuous as the Center for Bioethical Reform. And if theyre really opposed to orgies of baby-murder, why the fuck arent they lobbying to change the name to something significantly less French? Theres a pretty obvious causal link there.

Servo says at 6:24 pm, April 30th, 2009 TEABAG THE FETUSES! Wha? Oh.

LittlePig says at 6:27 pm, April 30th, 2009 pat robertsons personal trainer: picture of a 10-week abortion? how the fuck did

that happen arent those things 90-120 minutes tops?

That gal should have eaten more fiber.

Servo says at 6:31 pm, April 30th, 2009 A Better American Than YOU: Sharing means caring.

Accordion-o-rama says at 6:36 pm, April 30th, 2009 Notre Dame abortion protest, via Blingee http://blingee.com/blingee/view/89738083-Glitter-Graphics

Carrie_Okie says at 6:36 pm, April 30th, 2009 If I cannot get some quality trucknutz, maybe Ill just hang a fetus or two from my tow hitch?

Custerwolf says at 6:39 pm, April 30th, 2009 StephanieInCA: [groan....] youve just given them their next pet project.

One Yield Regular says at 6:40 pm, April 30th, 2009 What IS that image, anyway? It looks like Ellsworth Kelly was forced to collaborate

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with Michelle Bachmann on design for a new dollar bill.

MarSF says at 6:54 pm, April 30th, 2009 This person, Gregg Cunningham, clearly has too much time on his hands.

Bernie Madeoff says at 7:01 pm, April 30th, 2009 Notre Dame aborted my inner child.

whiskey tango foxtrot says at 7:18 pm, April 30th, 2009 snideinplainsight: Picking your nose is WRONG and HORRIBLE and I will take PICTURES and PUT THEM ALL UP ALL OVER ORANGE COUNTY, also.

natteringnabomb says at 7:24 pm, April 30th, 2009 So what if a drunken irish student,while trying to fill a co-ed with future red colored sewer runoff,becomes disturbed what with all that airplane clatter and uses a constitutionally protected rocket launcher to blow the shit out of said plane is that constitutioally protected speech(like a campaign contribution)hate speech,hate crime or just causing discomfort to the pilot?

Huh? says at 7:28 pm, April 30th, 2009 Good thing my diploma was printed on a dead baby.

populucious says at 7:32 pm, April 30th, 2009 Btwn this and Arizona, Barack Obama is sooo not accepting invites to commencement speeches any more. You had your chance, graduating persons of the US, and then wingdoodles and administrators fd it up for everyone.

jaba the slut says at 7:45 pm, April 30th, 2009 IF YOU READ IT IN ALL CAPS IT MAKES A LOT MORE SENSE!!! My diploma is printed on the an aborted human baby. But it is a BFA, and all the art schools were doing stuff like that in the eighties.

the problem child says at 7:48 pm, April 30th, 2009 I dont have a problem with dead babies. They are much, much quieter in restaurants and on airplanes.

gjdodger says at 7:51 pm, April 30th, 2009 Actually, the Notre Dame students would greatly prefer that the sewers were running red with the blood of that fucker Charlie Weis. Except hed probably clog them.

daisy chain says at 7:53 pm, April 30th, 2009 Hmm. I see dead babies when I look at pretty much anything. But the doctor says the meds will start working in a few days.

Guppy06 says at 7:57 pm, April 30th, 2009 Then it would be fair game to parade pictures of dismembered Iraqis and Abu Ghraib prisoners in front of these folks, since they were so fixated on voting for a pro-life president for most of a decade that they chose to sweep under the rug the evidence of the wars they implicitly supported. After all, theyre just heathens, how can their torture, mutilation and death be disturbing or disgusting?

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how can their torture, mutilation and death be disturbing or disgusting?

Gallowglass says at 7:57 pm, April 30th, 2009 These guys used to show up at the University of Florida once a year or so. And then the counter protest. Almost as much fun as the Gators for Israel/Nakba 48 screamoffs. One memorable year they had the genocide wagon, which compared aborted blastocycsts to persecuted ethnic groups. They had the same smug attitude as the writer of this letter, as if they had shocked us out of our complacency about abortion. Trouble was, I, and many others like me, werent complacent about abortion, we were satisfied at its legality. They mistook our sneering contempt for looks of appalled disgust and horror.

Repiglicker says at 7:57 pm, April 30th, 2009 Words: Tell him when he grows a vagina, uterus, and ovaries, then hell be able to voice an opinion on the subject WIN! as a man Ive pretty much felt the same waysince NO man (except Ahnold of course) will ever face the possibility of an unwanted pregnancy then we dont get a choice, or a vote, in the matter! Funny how when you saw all those fat old white men hunkered round Dumbya as he signed the anti-partial-birth-abortion law a couple years ago there wasnt ONE woman present? And as a nurse, I inform folks that 60-80% of fertilized ova/ developing embryos are spontaneously aborted and washed out with a womans regular menstrual flow because they dont get implanted in the uterus for one reason or another (its true you can look it up) that usually leaves em speechless. So I guess that makes God the worlds #1 abortionist huh? I wonder why Gawd hates little blastocysts so much?!

badmuthagoose says at 7:59 pm, April 30th, 2009 I get super grossed out every time I see Tom Cruise, which means his existence is MORALLY WRONG. He should have been aborted, obvs.

iantenna says at 7:59 pm, April 30th, 2009 was http://www.NOabortion.org already taken?

daisy chain says at 8:01 pm, April 30th, 2009 Scarab: Here, here!

iolanthe says at 8:01 pm, April 30th, 2009 A Better American Than YOU: Hey are they trying to say that more women (11) masturbate than men (6), or that women are worse about washing their hands? Either way, I dont believe it.

iantenna says at 8:02 pm, April 30th, 2009 iantenna: duh. yes. redirect to priests for life. just seemed a little less powerful to have the no at the end. maybe fuckabortion.org?

Gallowglass says at 8:06 pm, April 30th, 2009 Lemming Caution: For me it was, ironically, video footage of a live birth that made me almost lose my lunch (neatly ruling out a career in medicine in the process). Abortions look pretty gross, but at least they dont come blasting out of a vagina, which blows apart in the process, to horrified screams of the mother, the baby, the doctor and my entire eleventh grade biology class. Miracle my ass, that shit is

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doctor and my entire eleventh grade biology class. Miracle my ass, that shit is disgusting.

llyn says at 8:10 pm, April 30th, 2009 V572625694: Bravo. I salute the author of the neologism twunt.

Snarkfest says at 8:14 pm, April 30th, 2009 I just sent Mr. Cunntingham (ya i know .. way too easy) 365 pictures of people dead smashed and bloody in car accidents and reminded him of the support all his suv drivin Christians have given to the heavy car industry over the past 8 years. Not to mention all the alcoholics his favorite administration created.

jagorev says at 8:16 pm, April 30th, 2009 irishdem: No taxis come to South Bend? Come on!

Gallowglass says at 8:23 pm, April 30th, 2009 A Better American Than YOU: Does wiping your hands off on your pants count as washing them? If it does, Im in the clear.

Tea Bea says at 8:32 pm, April 30th, 2009 1) I see a logic failure here. 2) Dear Baby Lovers: Please stop using semicolons in that strange manner in which youre using them, immediately. Love, Semicolons 3) [S]ickening pictures gaging them. Ive tried my best, but I really dont think I know what that means. Love, Tea Bea

trondant says at 8:35 pm, April 30th, 2009 whiskey tango foxtrot: Fuck pictures. Shove some menses in his face.

J says at 8:46 pm, April 30th, 2009 Can the abortioney plane tow that fat fuck K-Lo behind them on a wire or would that not meet FAA regs?

OffTheRecord says at 8:57 pm, April 30th, 2009 Gallowglass: I am printing this on business cards and handing them out to every person who asks me when I am going to have a baby.

PerhapsSo says at 9:05 pm, April 30th, 2009 populucious: Now, now that was Arizona STATE. Lets keep this straight, for those of us with Wildcat loyalties.

schvitzatura says at 9:34 pm, April 30th, 2009 Col. Cunningham gloriously assisted in delivering late term abortions (mostly 4234th trimester D&C by Mk 82 General Purpose (GP) Bomb, on average) while keeping the world safe from the dread VietComs:

Gregg Cunningham is a retired U.S. Air Force Reserve Colonel with six years of active duty service and twenty-five years in the ready reserve. He is a decorated veteran of the Vietnam War.
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schvitzatura says at 9:38 pm, April 30th, 2009 jagorev: You mean defenestrate, right?

S.Luggo says at 10:03 pm, April 30th, 2009 The Center for Bio-Ethical Reform http://www.abortionno.org Abortionno (abor-tio-onno) is Italian for, Avoid uncle. Dear, sweet Jesus, help. Really.

Hunger Tallest Palin says at 10:13 pm, April 30th, 2009 Does he really think hell be allowed to fly a plane overhead while the president is on campus? Thats cute.

S.Luggo says at 10:24 pm, April 30th, 2009 jagorev: Papists? Cunningham never went to ND, our he would known that the sewers of South Bend run 80 proof.

porkchopsandwich says at 10:25 pm, April 30th, 2009 Oh, banner ads. The search engines that place them still havent figured out the context part. In case its gone, theres an American flag (natch), the Gerber baby, and a website that helps you vote for over 1,500 pro life items.

S.Luggo says at 10:30 pm, April 30th, 2009 S.Luggo: or

MGBYG says at 10:35 pm, April 30th, 2009 Lake Forest has neither. It is a sad bedroom community stuffed between Asian Irvine and the Rich White Folk Lagunas This & That. The best prices in the OC on medical marijuana, though. Did I mention it has neither a lake nor a forest? Good prices. Fresh product.

S.Luggo says at 10:37 pm, April 30th, 2009 Bronkers: You are not a member of Opus Dei, it appears.

hobospacejunkie says at 10:50 pm, April 30th, 2009 Cartman: Ya shouldnt adone that. Hes just a boy. Poor little feller

lulzmonger says at 11:05 pm, April 30th, 2009 Respectfully ruining a ceremony? WTfuckingF? Wearing douchebags as ear-rings is legal, too - but people arent bone-stupid enough to do it on a regular basis - oh, thats right, were talking about folks who think dead women are preferable to dead fetuses my bad.

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The Abortoplane really made me reconsider my stance on abortion - right after I got done laughing my ass off. Epic Socialization Fail with bells on: these wackjobs spend so much time admiring their Fetus-Porn that they just cant see how totally fucking psychotic they look waving it around like styrofoam hands at a football game. Lord bless!

CivicHoliday says at 11:17 pm, April 30th, 2009 jagorev: stop being a dick, dude. ladies need better access to comprehensive reproductive health services. its as cut and dry as that.

Custerwolf says at 11:32 pm, April 30th, 2009 CivicHoliday: ladies need better access to comprehensive reproductive health services. What? What??

Custerwolf says at 11:47 pm, April 30th, 2009 Snarkfest: 365 pictures of people dead smashed and bloody in car accidents. Wow. Where can I get one of these death-a-day desktop calanders?

Custerwolf says at 11:48 pm, April 30th, 2009 J: That would not meet the Dept. of Agricultures standards.

J-Man says at 12:13 am, May 1st, 2009 Ive got 10 bucks that says he was named after Gregg Marmalard. http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsD/4212-13443.gif The double-g is proof enough for me.

cal says at 12:36 am, May 1st, 2009 PerhapsSo: I lold

cal says at 12:37 am, May 1st, 2009 A Better American Than YOU: I pray daily to St. Redacted.

NoWireHangers says at 12:40 am, May 1st, 2009 I hear theyre having roasted placenta after Barrys big speech. Should be enough for everyone seeing as how its fresh from the sewer and whatnot. Nice hot blood sausage to go with it too. Watch out for the tiny bones!

Custerwolf says at 12:45 am, May 1st, 2009 NoWireHangers: Nah, theyre the soft kind, they just exit out the other end intact and sitting pretty on a stool.

NoWireHangers says at 12:51 am, May 1st, 2009 By sewers running with blood does he mean blood blood or transfigurated blood of Jesus wine, cuz if its the later thats gotta be one hell of a party town.

Beetletheknee says at 12:53 am, May 1st, 2009

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A Better American Than YOU: Im now completely distracted from the retardation of the whole abortion plane business, and want to know more about your list of horrors. My first and most important question is: who the fuck collected that data?? My second question is: doesnt eating out generally run the risk of ingesting pubic hairs?

Jukesgrrl says at 12:57 am, May 1st, 2009 Accordion-o-rama: I dont know whether to laugh or cry. I didnt know the eggs I eject every month were polka-dotted. Very educational.

Custerwolf says at 12:58 am, May 1st, 2009 NoWireHangers: Hes actually referring to menstrual blood. You see, if you stay pregnant you wont be riding the cotton pony on a monthly basis. Its complicated, I know.

gurukalehuru says at 1:06 am, May 1st, 2009 They should see Tucker. The red steak scene.

Cicada says at 1:10 am, May 1st, 2009 Ha-ha stupid wingnuts. Your dumb fetus signs just made me get five abortions. FIVE!!!!! Im gonna go get knocked up just sos I can get another one sucked out tomorrow. Moohahahahahah!!!!!!

Custerwolf says at 1:16 am, May 1st, 2009 Cicada: Theyll be leaving a light on for you. (thanks to Tom Bodett and sheer stupidity)

snarkistani refugee says at 5:11 am, May 1st, 2009 Every time they look at that diploma, framed on their wall, we want them to see Father So-and-sos perky lil wanger poking out from under the vestments.

Mr Blifil says at 8:03 am, May 1st, 2009 This is what happens when college education means the process of submitting girls to a blizzard of bizarre sexual experimentation, where they are encouraged to pull trains, fuck the hockey team, surrender themselves to drunken lesbianism and wanton flashing of their private anatomical parts; where lectures on things like Latino Theology and Christian Tradition, Politics and Democratization in Middle Eastern & North Africa Monarchies, and Bifurcation of Meaning: Derrida and LeviStrauss are punctuated by huge slurping sounds throughout the auditorium. Ill be back in a few minutes.

HoboNutz says at 8:18 am, May 1st, 2009 Im ok with pooping but that doesnt mean I want a flying billboard of fecal matter over my head, also

proudcitizen says at 8:47 am, May 1st, 2009 chascates: Well said. Since when does the Catholic Church have the right to condemn anyone for serial murder? How many babies has the Catholic Church murdered during the Inquisition and the Crusades. Christ, they make todays Islamic terrorists look like high school pranksters by comparison. And, as you said, never mind the thousands of children who were victims of pederasty at the hands of their sainted priests.

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Major Kong says at 11:02 am, May 1st, 2009 Maybe hed have a leg to stand on about if the pictures are gross and disturbing, maybe the act is too if those were what abortions actually looked like instead of obviously fake crap those weird fetus-fetishists make with fake blood and baby dolls in their basement

Major Kong says at 11:07 am, May 1st, 2009 You know, they might have a leg to stand on about that if the pictures are appalling maybe the act is TOO! argument if those were what abortions actually looked like in this day & age Ironically, a lot of those pics are taken from the days before abortion was legalized. Theyre exactly what abortions would look like if the wingnuts had their way!

Major Kong says at 11:08 am, May 1st, 2009 Sorry, did not mean to post twice about that lol.

sagebrush says at 11:32 am, May 1st, 2009 Did people panic and evacuate buildings like they did in New York City for the Air Force One flyby?

thefrontpage says at 11:53 am, May 1st, 2009 The Notre Dame protesters need to get a life. Or, we should say, choose a life. Ah, hahahahahahah. Sorry, a little Notre Dame psycho humor.

frumious_bandersnatch says at 1:11 pm, May 1st, 2009 Its so hard to find the right wine to pair well with 10-week abortion. Thats why I always go with 12-week, myself. I sent him a letter from a VERY sad little lady who was HORRIFIED at NDs choice because of BABY SLAUGHTER and SO SAD because of the failing to get pregnant for SO LONG, so heres a used tampon CAN YOU BLESS THIS, PLZ? NEED BABYS NAO! Funny, usually the only upside to being on the rag is that my BitchOmeter goes to eleven

dijetlo says at 1:39 pm, May 1st, 2009 force the entire university community to smell the stench of death. So they invited Cheny?

Cranky Little Camperette says at 1:46 pm, May 1st, 2009 Um, how sucktacular must it be if you happen to be a pro-life ND grad, even a remotely rational one. To have your entire graduation ceremony ruined by a flyby by Air Abortion and that whole diploma-as-dead-baby bit on your wall for the rest of your life. And Greggie-boy thinks its ok to treat his own supporters like this, as collateral damage.

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Fail.

irishdem says at 3:29 pm, May 1st, 2009 jagorev: Look, there is more to the story than I feel appropriate to detail on the Internet. It is after all, her story, not mine. That said, I was merely trying to convey that Notre Dame and the surrounding South Bend area cultivates an atmosphere that makes it more difficult for a woman to get information and access to all her options. Regarding the speech, salon.com has some interesting stats up: http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room/2009/05/01/notre_dame/index.html

Czn939 says at 5:18 pm, May 1st, 2009 Cranky Little Camperette: That comment was full of WIN.

oldguy says at 12:49 am, May 2nd, 2009 Marcel Parcells: Youre supposed to sweep shit under the carpet. Literally. And then figuratively lift the manhole cover to see them float by, all red and festive like. Then you see dead babies. And with a dead baby hanging on the wall, you can vote for a serial killer for president. Its funny Obama didnt make more of his qualifications as a serial killer; I would have voted for him twice. Figurally.

Custerwolf says at 3:22 pm, May 2nd, 2009 irishdem: but if there had been better pro-choice services on and off campus, she may have been able to truly weigh all her options. Heres an option she might have considered: Keep your legs crossed. Sorry, its just I hate pussies. I really do. Fuck, if I had to fashion my own goddamned hanger for the job, I would. Listen, god gave women just two holes one for pissing and one for moaning. Had there been a third hole it would have no doubt been for whining - but theres not. So..lighten up. There are stars in the sky Lighten up Theres a good reason why But you dont know the answer And neither do I So meanwhile lets just all Lighten up.

Custerwolf says at 3:23 pm, May 2nd, 2009 Custerwolf: Did I say only two holes? Jesus christ. No wonder I talk so much shit.

Repiglicker says at 12:14 am, May 3rd, 2009 Custerwolf: OMG you are just too freakin funnyI check in to this wonkette thingy at least once a day just to see what youve got to say (OK some of the other guys/ gals here are pretty damn sharp too!;)

verbenco says at 8:54 am, May 3rd, 2009 Custerwolf: lighten up is probably good advise, but your point of view gets lost in your untoward language. do you believe you are adding emphasis or being cute? i assure you, you are accomplishing neither. like many i occasionally slip into

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assure you, you are accomplishing neither. like many i occasionally slip into profanity, but is it a good idea to publish this type of comment on the web? even comedians are coming to realize that it is simply not a good way to make a point. perhaps no one cares about this anymore and i should just lighten up, but i think words do matter and more civilized language would help in creating a more civilized world.

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