If there are any girls out there who play Halo, I bet I
can beat you. By beat you I mean invite you over to
play Halo and then reveal that I have no Xbox. Then I
break out the boxed wine and we make out.
AUSTIN CASTER
editor@kansan.com
AUSTIN, BABY, YEAH!
Though unintentional,
errors promptly corrected
In response to David Arm-
strongs recent article attempt-
ing to critique my stance on
abortion, I would like to thank
Armstrong for enlightening us
all about his real stance on
what he admits could very well
be called mass murder.
Davids second article writ-
ten in support of population
control and selective human
extermination is pretty dis-
turbing, but after examining
the backward logic behind
his endorsement, we nd that
his grasp on problem solving
proves even more disturbing.
According to the Global
Policy Forum, millions suffer
from hunger world wide, but
their hunger is not due to lack
of resources, rather, its due
to the oppressive and corrupt
governments that manipulate
supplies in the name of tyr-
anny. The UN itself recognizes
this fact and has been known
to suspend operations (see
Zimbabwe, 2002) in protest of
misuse of resources for politi-
cal ends.
Refusal to recognize the root
source of this problem, and fo-
cusing on unwanted children
as the true cause, only serves
to increase hunger, poverty
and suffering worldwide.
Creating a better quality of
life begins with the recognition
of the value of life. This is a ba-
sic fact thats acknowledgment
serves as the correct place to
begin a debate on our natural
and God-given rights and as a
tool for correctly solving world
problems. As Americans we
should take the lead in afrm-
ing these values.
Luckily, with these being
the best arguments liberals can
muster, coupled with recent
nominations to the Supreme
Court, the future of this issue
and our nation looks bright.
Dennis Chanay
Paola sophomore
LETTER TO THE EDITOR
Abortion smacks of genocide
JOY LAWSON
opinion@kansan.com
We have not come
so far today to be-
lieve that all women
have the same life
experiences. Wom-
en want to be able
to be responsible
for and to control
our own reproduc-
tive systems.
You might think its easy to
nd errors in The University
Daily Kansan. I nd them every
day.
Because our newsroom is a
student-run learning environ-
ment, its like putting our home-
work in front of 20,000 people,
and its hard to get 100 percent
on every assignment. Sometimes
we miss a comma, sometimes we
use they when we should be
writing it, but when it comes to
factual errors, the staff takes im-
mediate action.
After reading Sean Ringeys
letter to the editor, I need to
clear up the factual errors for
readers who have never worked
in a newsroom.
Ringey charged that the Kan-
san ignored complaints from the
LGBT community. For those of
you who didnt read the Jayplay
article about toilet-training a
cat, the reporter misidentied a
gay couple as roommates. We all
agree that was a mistake, but it
was one that wasnt easy to pre-
vent.
Though David Ta was my stu-
dent when I was a teaching as-
sistant for Journalism 101, and
Ive known Ryan Joy for years,
the staff members who copy ed-
ited the story didnt know the
couples sexual orientation. It
was not intentionally left out
to skew reality and show bias
against the LGBT community
as the purple iers distributed
throughout campus accused.
Its impossible to compile a list
of the sexual orientation of ev-
ery student on campus. If the
couple asked to be referred to
as life partners, and we refused
intentionally, that would be dif-
ferent.
So, I apologize to those of
you who were offended, and I
wish there was a way to prove
that the mistake was uninten-
tional. But before anyone else
calls the staff Uncle Tom in
shoe polish on the ofce win-
dows, Id like to let the student
body know about how the Kan-
san works.
In this letter, Ringey said
that the Kansan might not
have run his partners letter
to the editor had someone
not graffitied the office. The
newspaper business is so fast-
paced, however, that the con-
tent for the opinion page has
to be selected in advance. Col-
umnisists know two weeks in
advance when their columns
will run, and they have to file
three days in advance. If we
asked for articles the night
before they were printed, the
copy editors wouldnt have
time to fact-check them.
Ringey also charges that the
Kansan doesnt follow The So-
ciety of Professional Journalists
Code of Ethics regarding diver-
sity. If he really thinks that is
true, he should look back to ear-
lier this month when we printed
a front-page story above the fold
about the gay? ne by me T-
shirts or when we changed our
style guide to accommodate
those who were offended by the
word queer.
Maybe Ringeys partner was
too hasty to get upset. I dont
know whether he called the Free
for All or if he did talk to a staff
member. More than 50 people
work on staff, and newsrooms
get lots of calls.
I print my e-mail address on
the opinion page, and though
sometimes I get 500 a day, I
read all of the ones that arent
SPAM.
And those who were upset
about the article could have vis-
ited the ofce or come to an edi-
torial board meeting. They must
know where the newsroom is,
after all, they found it when they
did the grafti.
Caster is a Shawnee senior
in journalism. He is
Kansan editor-in-chief
Uh, look, I knew this might be difcult, so
I stopped off at the liquor store and got a couple of
magazines that I think will explain everything.
L
Really good
National Lampoons Vacation, Funny Farm,
Three Amigos
Good
Dirty Work, National Lampoons Vegas
Vacation, Orange County
Doesnt suck, not good
Spies Like Us,
Memoirs of an Invisible Man
Sucks
National Lampoons European Vacation,
Cops and Robbersons, Snow Day
Sucks huge
Caddyshack II, Fletch Lives,
Man of the House
(Zero Stars)
Get Rich or Die Tryin
Star Wars
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lesson
When I was 11 years old, I saw two men
kiss.
It was opening night of The Miracle
Worker. I played Percy, a character
who is male and also black, but I was
a exible actress. I was standing by the
entrance to the stage, listening to the
growing murmur of the crowd
and practicing my opening
lines in my head. The other
actors were scurrying around,
gathering props and making
last-minute hair adjustments.
Behind me, I heard the props
master, Alex, say, Break a
leg. Immediately following,
I heard a short smooching
sound. I was under the im-
pression that Alex was gay, so
I quickly turned around to see
whom he was kissing. It was
Tim. My jaw fell and my eyes widened
in silent shock. A few minutes later, I
went on stage, but the image of Tim and
Alexs kiss was forever burned into my
brain.
This was my rst time seeing open af-
fection between two men. I had known
Tim personally for several years before
I spied that kiss. Growing up in a town
like Wineld with a population of about
12,000 people, I knew most of the active
members of my community. Tim
was certainly active. The previous sum-
mer, he played the role of Captain Von
Trapp in The Sound of Music. I played
the part of the precocious daughter,
Brigitta. Tim and I shared a special re-
lationship during this show. He would
often single me out among the other
children, and I loved the attention. Every
night, during the scene when
Captain Von Trapp and Maria
come home from their hon-
eymoon, Tim always picked
me up, twirled me around
and squeezed the air out of
me with his big bear hug. He
never picked up any of the
other kids. For the month we
spent together in rehearsals
and production, I looked up to
him as a sort of second father
gure.
Since Id met Tim, I had
always known him as a straight person.
Tim was married and had children,
some of whom were close to my age.
He lived catty-corner to my house while
I was growing up. My sister had heard
Tim was gay and tried to tell me, but I
didnt listen. He never acted effeminate,
which is how my 11-year-old mind as-
sumed all gay men acted. I mean, he
was Captain Von Trapp, the manly man.
Every time he spoke in his rich, baritone
voice, he oozed masculinity. How could
he be gay?
Then I saw the kiss.
After his public display of affection,
I avoided Tim. Thinking I had stumbled
upon some horrible, dark secret, I didnt
tell anyone what I had seen for several
months. No one had told me, during
all of my confusion, that Tim was in the
process of separating from his wife.
More importantly, no one had told me
that someone could seem heterosexual
while actually being homosexual. After
seeing that kiss, I couldnt imagine that
Tim was the same person I had known.
I felt as though he had lied to me, as
though he had wronged me somehow
by accepting who he really was.
I knew plenty of gay people, and I felt
comfortable with them, but I had never
known them as anything but gay. The
situation with Tim confused me horri-
bly. My mother had taught me to accept
all people, but she never mentioned
that someone could be married with
children and still be gay. In my mind, a
gay person wasnt someone who could
be a father gure.
A few days after the kiss, Tim ran up
behind me in the hallway backstage and
began tickling me like he always used
to do. It felt natural to fall on the oor
giggling, like I always used to do. Even
though I had felt uncomfortable in his
presence since the kiss, I realized in
this tiny gesture that Tim really hadnt
changed. He could still make me col-
lapse into giggles. He was and always
will be Captain Von Trapp to me, no mat-
ter whom he kissed.
At rst, I didnt fully appreciate the
epiphany I had at age 11. Seeing two
men kissing forever changed my out-
look on my life and the people in it. I
grew up in an area too conservative to
handle the controversy of an outwardly
gay person, but it just never made sense
for me to think being gay was wrong.
Tims kiss tested my accepting nature in
a way nothing else could.
Tim moved to Wichita after his divorce
that summer. When I was in middle
school, I coincidentally saw an article in
a newspaper in the mall with a picture
of Tim in it. He was the manager at The
Gap. I always wanted to go into that
store to ask if Tim was there, but I never
did. I found out Tim has since moved
to Florida. Ive always wanted to talk to
him, to explain to him his poignant role
in my life. I want to tell him that seeing
his kiss taught me one of the greatest,
albeit unconventional, lessons of my
life that a gay person doesnt t into
a single category. A gay person can be a
father gure or a mother gure, or even
a father or mother. Whats more impor-
tant is the person, not his sexual orien-
tation.
speak
Katy Humpert
Jayplay writer
11.17.05 Jayplay|
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