I love u when u r sad, I love u when u r happy, I love u when u r teasing, I lov e u when u r laughing, I love u when u r angry,

I love u when u love me--- Frien d. Sun gives sunrays. Moon gives moonlight. Tree gives shdow. Cloud gives rain. Hil l gives spring. "Bond of Friendship" gives humanity & trustworthiness. How r u F riend? Life brings "Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham". When it ends "Na Tum Jano Na Hum". Who kn ows "Kal Ho Na Ho". But whenever u need a good friend "Main Hoon Na". F- Field of Love. R- Root of Joy. I- Island of Trust. E- End of Sorrow. N- Name of Hope. D- Door of Understanding. Once thr lived 5 frnds named Mad, Brain, Fool, Somebody & Nobody. They lived tog ether in a room. Once Somebody killed Nobody. That time Brain was in bathroom. M ad informed d police. Mad told police, "Somebody has killed Nobody." Police told , "R u Mad?" Mad said, "Ya." Police said, "U hav no brain." Mad said, "Brain was in bathroom." Police said, "R u fool?" Mad said, "Fool is reading this SMS now. " Rain is special 4 sky. Sky is special 4 star. Star is special 4 moon. Moon is sp ecial 4 Eid. Eid is special 4 U. "Eid Mubaraq." Sun stands 4 shine. Tree stands 4 shadow. Lover stands 4 love. But frnd stands 4 sharing joy & sorrow. Wish ur good future. Nilimar shobtuku neel, Provati shurjer shobtuku Laal, Aronner shobtuku Shobuj & Rongdhonur 7ti Ronge janai "Faguner Shuvechchha." Dosto, Tomay ekta shundor kotha bolbo. Tumi ki ready? Ok, let's start. Smile plz , then listen 2 me. Tor hashita Bandorer moto. Aar vengchi dish na. Dear subscriber, Apnar maagi parar bokeya bill porishodh korun. deshbapi dhon ka ta avijan shuru hoyechhe. Apnar dhon kata jete paare. So pay bill & njoy more. D UDOK. Govt imposed tax 65% on Fucking, 35% on Sucking, 15% on Lipkissing. But no tax o n handling yet. So enjoy unlimited handling. Ki jug aailo! Kana dekhe shundori, Boba maare titkari, Boyra shone mp3, Langra k hele football & SMS pore "Ramchhagol". Notun shurjo, notun din, shuvo lokkho, shuvo asha, shuvo chawa, shanti pawa, not un jibon, notun goti, notun shapno dekhe Bangla Vasha Shohidder proti sroddha ja nai. Mohan Ekushe amor hok. If 100% people love u, b sure I'm 1 of them. If 99% hate u, b sure I'm tht 1% wh o love u. If 100% people hate u, b sure I'm dead. One dog-baby asked his mom, "Where's my dad?" Mom said, "1 who is reading this S MS now is ur dad." Shame! Shame!! Shame!!! Wife is a "Recieved Call". Neighber girl is "Dialled Call". Aunty is "Missed Cal l". Lover is "Waiting Call". But Frndship is "Fevicall". Thr r 3 monkeys in a room. 1 is eating banana, 1 is dancing & d last 1 is readin g this SMS now. 2mi dustbiner moyla, toileter tanki, jaghonno janwar, pocha aaborjona, nikkrisht

o poshu, nardomar kit etc theke 100 haat dure thakbe. 1bar cheye dekho notun shurjotaene debo. 1bar bole dekho notun prithibi debo. 1b ar kende dekho shob jol muchhe debo. 1bar heshe dekho shob daat fele debo. Tomar lokkher dike egow. Jaake shongi korechho taar kotha shono. Pichhoner jonke aage jete diyo na. Je aage achhe taake chhariye jao. Tobe 2mi hote parbe 1jon v alo "Rickshawala". I'm ur real frnd. If u give me 1, I'll return u 10. If u give me a pen, I'll ret urn u a train. If u give me ur "Girlfriend", I'll return u with some children. It is a Raamchanra giyechhilo bone. Tht is a kaath pipre kamor dilo dhone. Shei kamor kheye Raam bolen Seeta Seeta. Seeta takhon lengta hoye porchhilen Geeta. T ai dekhe Raam takhon daaken Laxman Laxman. Laxman takhon Seeta's dud korchhilen vakkhon. Tai dekhe Raam takhon daaken Honu Honu. Honu takhon khejur gachhe ghosh chhilo taar nunu. Shei 18yrs dhore, pant shirt guje pore. R parchhina guru, shei nursery theke shu ru. Parar jato chhele chhilo, shobar ghore bou elo. Maa bole mon diye paro. R pa rchhina guru, shei nursery theke shuru. Abosheshe Maayer doya holo, ghore futfut e bou elo. Fulshojjar raate, 1 guchchho mala haate. Bou-k shudhai, "Amar jibone 2mi-e prothom, tomar jibone amio ki tai?" Bou heshe bole, "R parchhina guru, she i nursery theke ry theke shuru". If u sleep, u'll miss a good night & a beautiful moon. If u don't sleep u'll mis s a sweet dream. Nijhum raate shoytan gaan gay. Eeblish tobla bajay. Porira nache. Jinera hashe. Banorera mula chabay. R bodmaishera mobile tepe. So, apni ki koren? Ekaki andhar raate, cholte giye ekla pothe. Amay pashe pabe 2mi, coz me doctor r 2mi raatkana rogi. Life is Cocacola, so "Njoy it". Friendship is Urocola, "Rythm of life". Frnds r RCcola, "Freedom of choice". Love is Doublecola, "Mone lage dola". Life is Aktel, "Clearly ahead". Frnfship is Citycell, "Palabe kothay?" Our relat ion is Banglalink, "Aajibon meyad". & u r GP, "Durotto jatoi hok, kachhe theko". Jene rekho bondhu, tomar durdine habo tomar shaathi. amra dujone debo durer poth pari. 2mi korbe hamba hamba r ami debo bari. Boishakher ei prothom prohore muchhe jak jato arthohin apurnota. Mishe jak prane prane aaj shafoller notun barota. Jato shukh kalponay, aaj hoye jaak bastob. "S huvo Nabobarsho". See outside of d window. Sun rising 4 u. flowers smiling 4 u. Birds singing 4 u. Coz last night I told them 2 wish u "Good Morning". Bachhor ghure abar elo "Pohela Boishakh". Notun bachhor shobar jonno boye anuk s hukh, shomriddhi r apar shomvabona. "Jayotu 1417". Taak....taak....taak.... Kholo kholo daar, rakhiona r, moner dukkho jato. Kachhe tene nao, valobasha dao, anonde neche otho. Eshe dariye, haat bariye, janate to may "Shuvo Nabobarsho". Keno akash eto beshi neel? Keno sagorer shathe taar eto mil? Keno meghmala digon te haray? Keno mohasagorer neel jol sofed fenake tariye teere achhre pore? Shudh u valobashar jonno.

God has given me eyes 2 see u, hands 2 pray 4 u, mind 2 care 4 u, heart 2 love u & legs 2 kick u - if u forget 4get me. shobar hridoye bajuk shadhinotar gaan, mone ashuk muktijuddher chetona, rokte as huk jor. Esho shobai ekshathe boli, "Shadhinotar shotruder bichar chai". Vrammha, Vishnu & Shiva - 3 powers make d symbl of god. He is almighty & never f ails. Send it 7 ones. U'll get a good news. If uneglect, bad luck will favour u. I wish u 2 successful Saturday, marvelous Monday, tasty Tuesday, wonderful Wedne sday, thankful Thursday & friendly Friday. Life is like a piano. The white keys represent happiness & the black keys show s adness. As u go though life's journey, but remember that black keys 2 make melod ious music. Life is like a penis. Sometimes up, sometimes down, sometimes hard, sometimes so ft, sometimes large, sometimes small. So njoy alltime. U r great (g) 20%, obedient (o) 20%, beautiful (b) 20 %, emotional (e) 20%, tale nt (t) 20%. G + o + b + e + t = (20 + 20 + 20 + 20 + 20)%. Actually u r 100% gob et. "Thank u" means, T = Thinkful, H = Honest, A = Active, N = Nice, K = Kool. & "U" means these r all about u. Shokal hok snigdhotamoy, dupur hok roudro moy, bikel hok anondomoy, shondha hok shantimoy, ratri hok josnamoy, jibon hok shapnomoy. Shuprovat. Shurjo uthlo, aalo dilo, pakhi gaan gailo, shei gaane amar ghum vanglo. Aar prok riti mone koriye dilo aaj jorajirnota venge notun kore shob shuru korar din. "Sh uvo Nabobarsho". Open ur mind, recieve my love. Open ur heart recieve my welcome. open ur eyes, r ecieve mu smile. Open ur mobile, recieve my wish. "Happy New Year". If I die & go somewhere far, I'll write ur name on every star. So that, angels c an look up & c just how much u mean 2 me. Aaji provate robir kor, kemone poshilo praner por, kemone poshilo guhar adhare p rovat pakhir gaan. Na jani keno re etodin pore jagiya uthilo pran. "Shuvo Naboba rsho". Recieve my simple gift of "Good morning" wrapped with sicerity tied with care & sealed with a prayer 2 keep u safe & happy all day long. Some names never b deleted from heart. Some faces never b deleted from mind. Som e friends never b deleted from life. So u can't be deleted from my memory. Dr's prescription 4 u. A qute little smile b4 breakfast. More laughs b4 lunch. & a lot of happiness b4 supper. Dr's fee? Only 1 sms whenever u think about me. Luchcha, bodmash, dharshok, lampot, protarok, beiman, magikhor.... God oder kach h theke tomake rokkha korun. Every garden must hav a flower. Every sweet face must hav a beautiful smile. Eve ry grass must hav dew. & I must hav a sweet friend just like u. Nabobarsho tomar jibone hok boter athar moto shaada, nardomar joler moto kalo, p

ora matir moto laal, shaolar moto shobuj, hagur moto holud. Naboborsher shuvechc hha. "Good Night" means: G = Go 2 bed, O = Off the light, O = Out of tension, D = Dre ams come, N = Nice sleep, I = Ignore sorrows, G = Get up, H = Hav a nice day & T = Tomorrow. @ Vacancy @ Post: Real friendship. Qualification: Having a fresh mind. Duty peri od: Whole life. Experience: No need. Salary: Unlimited love. Do u interested in this job? Contact me. Time is beautiful, when u talk. Time is romantic, when u laugh. Time is painful, when I can't hear ur voice. Good night after trillion good night. Keep the smile, leave the tear. Think of joy, forget the fear. Holf the love, le ave the pain. Be joyous, coz new year coming. "Happy New Year". Ur eyes, the sun & moon wants 2 c u. The sky wants 2 touch u. The birds want 2 h ear ur voice. & I want 2 say u, "Sharodia Shuvechchha". If A = 1, B = 2, C = 3....Z = 26. Then L + O + V + E = 54. But F + R + I + E + N + D + s + H + I + P = 108. So, LOVE + LOVE = FRIENDSHIP. So, friendship is dou ble of love. So, b friendly. Money says, spend me not. Mobile says, misscall me not. Misscall says, receive m e not. Sms says, erase me not. U say, hit me not. & I say, I'll never 4get u; Pl z u 4get me not. "Shuvo Nabobarsho". God saves the world. World saves man. Man saves heart. Heart saves love. Love saves friendship. Friend saves the relation with u. Look at the first dawn. When u'll c the wonderful & new sun, which is announcing 2 u loudly, "Happy New Year". Life is love, feel it. Life is promise, keep it. Life is friendship, plz don't b reak it. Faith makes all things possible. Dream makes all things work. Love makes all thi ngs beautiful. Lett the new year bring all 3 for u. "Happy New Year". Only open heart, recieve love. Only open mind, recieve wisdom. Only open hand, r ecieve gift. So, many many good wishes 4 u 2 celebrate the "Valentine's Day". Notun bachhor, notun asha, notun kore shapno dekha, notun kore poth chola, notun ronge rangiye tola.... Shob notuner majhe purono hok tomar shakol anuprerona. If u r sky, I wait 4 dat blue. If u r sun, I wait 4 dat light. If u r hill, I wa it 4 dat green. If ur night, I wait 4 dat stars. All of ur dreams come true soon with awareness & faith 2 the God & urself. Njoy always a haapy day & fantastic life with the well wish of the new year. "Happy N ew Year". Shuchito hok bondhutter notun diganto. Rochito hok notun kono kabbo. Vulgulo hoy e jaak notun fota kono phool. Pother kantagulo esho upre feli bondhura haate haa t rekhe. Wishing ur happy & colorful "Valentine's Day" with favourite 1. With u 12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of fun, 365 days of laugh, 8760 hours of merryment, 525600 minutes of joy, 3153600 seconds of love - just 4 u in the new year. "Happy New Year".

It's anice feeling when u know dat, some 1 always remembers u, some 1 miss u, so me 1 needs u. But u'll feel much better when u'll know that, some 1 never 4get u & dat's me. It's the perfect. Husband & wife r like liver & kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If live r fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney. Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, All angels in heaven, know I need u. Ye ars may fly, tears may dry. But my friendship, with u will never die. A lovely msg 4a lovely person, 4a lovely reason, at a lovely time, in a lovely m ood, in a lovely style, 2 wish 4a great occasion. Celebrate with lots of joy. Feelings r many, but words r few. Clouds r dark, but sky is blue. Life is little , but relations r glue. Everything is false, but friendship is true. "Happy Frie ndship Day".