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ELECTION REPORT
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TRUE LOVE

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GET A DISTRICT TODAY PG 9

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EDITORS NOTE
In this issue check our unique federo guild structure pg4 and the drama that marred that arrogant leaders election campaign as we dissect online voting , an innovation by our fist ever guild president pgs10&11. Gossip look out for the retirement packages handed out to our fallen leaders Muliro, Viola pg13. Also the useless library and dig deep on the disorganised recess term pg20 and a minute to remember our colleague who passed on RIP, also decry the failed internship process and for the first time we have inserted cool facebook and twitter posts to spice up our magazine. Our column pages check out what it felt like to join Namasagali as pioneers pg25, the dating process at Namasagali pg28 and true love pg38, plus our village corporate responsibility in associations like FORESTRY and NECI pg48 plus sign off getting to terms to the fact that Spain is greatest footballing nation of all time. Contributors SEMA NARE &AGGREY AKAMPUMUZA snapped. Caption this picture below????

COVER STORY;
In April last semester Namasagali Campus pulled off a coup that seemed unattainable given our limited scoop in terms of numbers compared to other campuses that have populations in their hundreds when we for the first time in our short history we had an appointed minister coming from Namasagali. This wholesomely put to rest the heart ache of the previous year when we missed out on a ministerial post after the then guild president labelled us children not worth having a minister on the IGRC. This coup not only did it get us the biggest ministry in terms of duties but also we managed to pull a fast one off Busitema Main Campus. Their bragging rights were put to rest when they got Minister of Gender and constitutional affairs (technically useless) as well as the General Secretary. Nagongera Campus got the Vice President and the Right Honourable Speaker but Arapai Campus retained most of the juicy ministerial posts like Academics, Finance meaning they constitute most of the IGRC membership. Unfortunately our prince in Armour was a leader who got this appointment though on merit but to us close to him it was all shoddy given his track record in the last guild and the way he manipulated the CGRC to win the Presidents eye. All we can say is boss you can now officially enjoy and dance to the millions that come with your office.

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amendments since you rather spend your ample time chasing and scrambling for the few mamas who roam Namasagali. I will break it down for To many of our dear brothers who you in a few lines simple as eating just joined busitema. I know many chicken and enkoko. come with the dreams of joining We have two political levels one at the ivory tower named Makerere the university level as a whole and but were dumped in busitema thus the smaller political unit operating for your simple knowledge busitema at the level of your respective camis a rural based university and I say puses. The university level constitutes four appointed ministers, the vice president, speaker, secretary and the number the respective RCC from each campus who is your family setting would of guild leaders be the mother, father and their at campus children the ones in kintu. These are close to the administration and Obella and all decisions done at campus level pass through them before they come into play. rural with a capital GOLOLA acAt the lower level of your local rucent. ral campus we have the CGRC This means everything is done dif- headed by the RCC and several ferent from your usual way even nothing doers with titles waiting to the politics and chain of command. serve you after getting their First and foremost our political monthly allowances. structure has taken the federo So members if you planning to type and not Buganda types so dont throw stones at the GP, yes thats get excited my Baganda friends how we call him in the bar sorry reading this or trying to get to bambi the man is protected. First grasps with what am trying to say. kill the RCC and his men before you For those who arent familiar with cross the boundaries of your camthe guild constitution and dont pus because the ICGRC provides to want to be drawn in acts and you.

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ORIADAS HAND OVER SPEECH REMINDS ME OF OUR VILLAGE LC1

Over the past few days after the hullaballoo of elections I have been reminiscing over the achievements i can pick from Oriadas govt and i always end with the same answer. He drank verliam 5 on swearing in day on April 18th 2011 and only woke up to hand over to the next government ironically a day to when he assumed power. For even from the very word go his government was never destined to be littered with massive white gold achievements given the fact that his was more of a trial government than an actual govt. It was the first as we were transferring from the old system of governance to one where power is decentralised. Hence the whole setup was reeking of hardships at every turn because it was to consume more of the psychological man power than the physical. Thus in his handover speech I expected more of the smooth foundation he had laid out for the next government and not a situation where he names achievements that I expect to a appear in the speech of a certain campus secretary whose post I dont want to even say. Having faced all the blockades he had I expected more of the psychological empowerment and not claims of hearing statements like 'I ensured dstv in all campuses' as though was the highest paid secretary of welfare because its well documented that we had to spend a number of weeks squatting in video halls when our subscription had run out and the decoder allocated for in the budget was never bought. I expected Mr. Oriada to say I pushed

for campus accounts having realised the blocked he got in allocating funds to the respective campuses and not statements like ' I sometimes signed documents that I dont know' because that was a exposure of highest level of un awareness. I also heard him emphasise the talk of the so called Busia community outreach and the high A+ rating his government achieved and got the university as a whole. But at a second look and tracing by the way the show ran, it was like the guild were queen dancers grooving to the tune of the administration as their heavy presence over shadowed the guild. This trend of events then makes Mr. Oriada with no choice but clutch on straws making his rule not even comparable to my lc1 chief's speech. Like one who says he cut chicken theft by half forgetting no one rears chicken any more on the village. Sometimes I think the case of getting a little illumination of my ignorance could be the main cause of why I loathe Oriadas govt and compare it to the dung of Ugandas leadership. This a govt that came into existence after peeing on our dignity and abusing our virginity. Having hidden the figures that come with all those constitution amendments, they made the beggars fewer at the high table and their respective shares bigger. Because how can one explain how a 150million project operate without the people who gave you the mandate having a copy of the budget. And when they take the initiative you brand them cheats. Sincerely Mr President you should have known better instead of turning a multimillion shilling project into a game ran by amateurs.

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ELECTIONS AS I SAW THEM

Man UTD nearly won the title minus

the most disappointing man took the day. How can a no body campaign once and take the day. Moving onto the lower level the look on Rosettes face was miles different from the lady on those gold posters hanging dangly on our walls begging us for votes and if Muliro is engaged in activities aimed at injecting sanity in society then he needs to take an over dose of that sanity himself. If so Then NECI is the way to go man since its more organised than the CGRC you were fighting for and Frank I now respect your staminah man on how you won the election for RCC, I even have to appreciate how you managed to over haul that magulu kumi into your rib. The other posts where year twos contested against a year one it was a case of who is older and not capability no wonder they all lost the election to Lukman and Papa respectively. If you

beating man city in any game and I cant imagine call the GP his excellence yet he lost the vote in my campus by a land slide. This was a trend in nearly all the election last semester. The sports union boss election doesnt even deserve a mention as sports have been synonymous with disappointments no wonder
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welfare secretary, I wonder if Okurut will ever get chance to video mix on Mahads virtual DJ kumbanga that range left Mahad doing the Iteso version of head a bubble not after giant had pooped in his ego with talk that he dissed them freshers. And talking about people with big things ...you Might have the bigger ebintu but in politics bumless can kubbe the drum and you dance. This was witnessed when Winy who emerged winner and thus will be dancing and dancing Okello ozinta as faculty representatives getting overly paid for fluking lectures meetings and enjoying Tinos chai. thought doing an Otuunu to yourself on election day was the best idea, then ask Jos who won by one vote because the equalising vote is believed to have come from his co star in star taffa thus election is not the best time to chuck any one especially if they are eligible voters. For not to be this vote then he would be fighting for scraps like Raymond after the vote for speaker went to the wire after a 35 a piece vote tie with Mabirizi and Okitui was reduced to Mr. any other business after he couldnt stand the political mudundoss raining on his head no wonder his trousers dont touch his shoes no more as he seems to grow taller in the direction of igwe for that Nigerian power. And talking about power the way Mahad lost to Okurut for the post of

Still talking ladies the first lady omuyimbi trounced lucky (a boy am told) so badly that Chris threw him out of their rented TC mansion be-

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cause his girlfriend complained mbu he and Goliath with Ogugu Patrick and is cheating on her with bu loser you know the saying the higher the friends. monkey climbs the more its arse is exposed and Viola who played monkey was badly exposed. She lost by the biggest margin ever in Busitema elections. Feel free to ask her the numbers you might win more than just a slap but you may win her heart for she needs someone you know. Sentebbe Ben surely showed the power of prayer beating Lillian despite her pulling those juju tricks in the multipurpose hall where I hear those boys Also the race between Tusime and wanted her to win the election so they Gutto had us as it was a pitched bat- could maximise on the optical nutrition tle between beauty and mama lip shine of her ebintu and lips. Kale am already and unfortunately Tusime shined as feeling sori for some people am out... Viola was engaged in a battle of David
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Freshers 2012
Busitema admitted for academic year 2012/2013 and Namasagali got 17 of these. Seven (7) of them are girls and the rest are male students.

Kibira Fredrick Awori? Joseph Asasira SOME NICE CUTIE BABE Discplined Marie wc one a u meaning awori Katikwe Wilson Carton faces b'se 've already seen when i was at main cps Mpomwenda Veronica my cousin sis is de hmm.... July 24 at 4:26pm Like Lwetutte Samuel Senior wile that is an insult Kudu David be patient pl'se Discplined Marie kudu is patient also, haha bajya kuta Lwetutte Samuel Senior Viola we need to avoid insults Discplined Marie aint insulting any one pliz its just comment got mi right mister Ivan Komic I see a gisu chic at campus in august Lwetutte Samuel Senior its will be my pleasure komic Kibira Fredrick Am going 2 be triple.

ACHOLA JACQUELINE ADIPET ISAAC AJA CLARE number of ANNET ABIYO freshers in CHAKARIO JOMO 2012 in take CHEMONES VINCENT KASANGO ARAMANZAN LAJARA Beatrice Kumago NAGUJJA SHAKIRA NAKAWALA OLIVER OKELLO EMMANUEL OKOKAYA MOSES OLENG MAXWEL OPUS JULIUS OUNDO ARTHUR FRED WAKALANGA SULAYI WANYONYI INNOCENT

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Lwetutte Samuel Senior who can predict the new faces at campo in August??????

Kalyesubula Mahad Mpande Onoonya mukazi

Discplined Marie hmm its only u who is so interested in knowing the bu kids Lwetutte Samuel Senior Fredo i see afterall ecol,inter medi &evt eco stil Lwetutte Samuel Senior kiganda say- exist but remember we are near the Nile bse a state of emergency may be ing,,,,,,emiti emito gye gyigumiza called ekibira Kalyesubula Mahad Mpande Sam ezo engero ezibadifendinga, ezimu tezikyakola leero Winny Kasule obviously ma face @senior just wait and see the new styles Awori Immaculate me Kibira Fredrick Senior: no 1 is getting hurt. Lwetutte Samuel Senior Kibs,, onetwo- now eyeing three,,,try yo luck but???? Kibira Fredrick Senior: am safe. Francis Xavier Munyagwa This time no intake bakulu

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Some compared Uganda map to a gomesi and others its like broken painted glass due to the number of districts we got. The creation of 25 new districts caused debate using the tag # follow us too @BSatellite

OTIMONG DENNIS @Otimong_La_Adoa @agellu @Ogwangsam so there is a possibilty of getting a fake district?, ha ha ha ha my country is in some new heights#GetAdistrictToday Godfrey S Kyedza @kyedza Does anyone have a download link to a "Complete IDIOTS Guide" to#GetAdistrictToday Godfrey S Kyedza @kyedza @Otimong_La_Adoa converting your plots to districts just go easier SEND #GetAdistrictToday to @AmamaMbabazi I had meeting up to 9:15am and missed most of it! I bet you supported the beast called #GetADistrictToday

@Tallbafa #GetADistrictToday My

grand mother is making a hundred years. I think I should lobby for her a district as a present David F.K. Mpanga @dfkm1970
Roland Bless Taremwa @binrola Its actualky not that hard. Wear a yelloy Tshirt and#GetADistrictToday, then collect taxes

@Desertgrit888 ..and Kitti, Kiteezi, Nangabo - all districts waiting to be anointed and the jobs dished out. Mujje tulye! #GetaDistrictToday Songa Samuel-stone @SongaStone Soon, one will need a magnifying glass to identify their district of origin on the #UG map. #GetADistrictToday

lNuwamanya Emmanuel @emmanuwamanya I'm very sure they will advise you to demand for a District instead of a pay rise - Rastoon #GetADistrictToday Patrick Mugumya @mugumya 70% of all new districts in Uganda are Emmanuel Wilobs @Wilobs inspired by need for tribes to self Take time off the the drinking spree govern. They are just tribal enand #getadistrictToday claves #GetADistrictToday
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EC FLIRTING WITH IT,

Gonahasa rewinded the years back to the 1860 when Columbus sailed west in search of greatness in the 'false' hope that across the unfriendly uncharted waters of the Atlantic lay another civilisation that Spain would conquer. Many doubters of course doubted his stance especially given that many believed the world was flat and not round. Hence many believed that sailing far off land, Columbus risked falling off the earth into the abyss. Fast forward to 2012, the EC jumped on the IT band wagon head first with the hope of online voting like its done in the outside countries like the US where candidates and voters can access live results on the voting is on paper it looked easy but practically many hardships lay ahead the biggest being not logistics but psychological group we buried in that next election can take place unless by the act of folding a paper and dumping into a black box in the full view of the world. Its on this note that I say that the best way of that system working if we are to go there is through if our are is through uploading the system and letting voting be done concurrently as the campaigns are going on if its

deemed necessary since or let people be familiar with it as soon as collection of nominees is done by the EC. This helps people with the system also the candidates should market it in their manifestos and if possible a link be put up on the official university website where students can play with it until the big day.
Obuto Solomon

WE WANT THE DECODER OR BUY LIKE THE ONE BELOW OTHER WISE WE SHALL ALL BECOME SINGLES!
Top of Form July 1 at 4:30pm Obuto Solomon likes this. Francis Xavier Munyagwa Man its the real one investigations are starting with you Francis Xavier Munyagwa Man its the real one investigations are starting with you Obuto Solomon WE SHALL BECOME SINGLES! NO PROBLEM coz everybody is saying no including you Lwetutte Samuel Senior am still humble in these issues since its still a romour but any victim i see if true will face it hot,,,,,,,,,, Tusiime Christopher decorder vs tv is the match Kudu David wat do u mean Shaleen Shangtera better that way

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ONLINE VOTING SHOULD FOCUS MORE ON SENSITISATION

5million in 2007 to over 45million and still rising. Even though Busitema has taken giant steps in this direction it was hampered by bad preparation and unavailability of logistics although some were there, the most important logistic was completely ignored by the innovators and thats the students perception and use of computer and online functionality. 6 out of every 10 students at Busitema are from schools where computer are a luxury and not a study tool and they are built for high end schools where fees is rocketing to multiple digits. Thus a computer is useless literally to them as long as they can pass without a retake.

technology is that ugly woman you wont make beautiful even when you drink yourself silly off your favourite bitter drink and Busitema being a university pursuing excellence thats a bitter truth you wont do away with but swallow meaning that the idea of online is something we must brace our selves especially in these times when prices are sky rocketing at every minute. The budget to organise the elections has sky rocketed from a paltry

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Next up is the fact is that even those who access them the same percentage is facebooking and lately on youtube meaning that in their computer vocabulary internet means facebook and the only time Wikipedia gets a men-

lock that the library has no books about that topic and that the lecturer needs his work typed. This means that to you the innovator for online voting to become a reality the above mentioned hiccups have to cease to exist or you should find ways of integrating it on those sites where they normally frequent so that they can be redirected onto the voting usitema has campage so people dont look at a compuses each headed by a puter merely as a black box but a tool Resident campus commisthat gives so much and never stops sioner RCC giving. Alternatively the system should be running periodically so students can get familiar with it and the speaker tion is when a lecturer wants course who remains with the powers should work really quick, and given the fact viciously market it till its consumed by the librarian has also spelled it in caps students.

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WHERE ARE THEY NOW????

Its said politics is a game of short gains where no friends are real and no MR OJANJI MUFIRE MULIRO enemies are permanent as long as He swore to flood Namasagali with their dream of GETTING THERE re- projects having exemplified by owning mains the same and down to Namasagali many of our budding politicians have not been immune to this virus. After the glam and pop as our leaders

many have resigned to living subtle UN eventful lives as we shall break it down below as I pick a few notables of the previous regime.

Namasagali first cattle kraal of cattle but after 8months the only project he has under his belt as kasimo is a bunch of trees drying up mbu 'developing with the environment' yet he was the man charged with distributing the finances of the campus. Leave alone the piling questions of claims he took off with a couple of millions from the guild funds. How true dont ask me. Now days you will bump into him mingling his KALO with some small fish or on some market day bargaining for some discounts on FENE because even
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though the economy is in crisis, his pockets are in deeper crisis.

BWIRE

To many he is known for wearing suites all the time in good know of the political future of Busitema and he used to carry all the a notebook having future plans and he made the quote 'if they give you money can you refuse it' after he was He is writing grilled by the Bagdad a book of his accounts committee for stay in buying chapatti at 1k a busitema unipiece for some meeting versity called General assembly when he served as the campus speaker and even hosted a political failure at one named latif and fed him on fish every day from his pocket as they looked for votes. These days is the total opposite of his former self, for you will find him in long sleeved shoes with no sole and tilted to one side due to friction walking from place to place on an empty

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stomach. Lunch on a good day is porridge and boiled potatoes or he just has the time in lunch spreading wolokoso. Even Miss Busia dumped him because mbu he was plot less and day dreaming about being the vice president and mp at the same time. The hard times have been so cruel we cant wait for the book he is writing mbu about his time in Namasagali. Cant wait boss

MUGISHA VIOLA

when she served as the Justice Secretary. We hear she once got her transport paid from Masindi after mbu a workshop oba on what issues just to come and vote. On arrival they quenched her thirst Heads the all with big glasses of splash as one of the girls click in nahouse boys massaged mansagali her tired muscles. Naye these days times are so hard her bulips are dry she even has borrow lip She shine from Gutto. Even the kaboy who was conning her locally here in Namasagali yamalayo. He dumped her so badly he doesnot even say a hi to her. I think that kanigerian movie title suites her well, from grace to grass.

KATEME MARTH
If you though balokole are safe then think twice when you have hopes of

needs no introduction. The curvy smooth faced lady with the fat kaboom boom and very small voice that dont meet her weight who made some fresher choke on his cigarette the day he first saw her. Among her assets in her glory days was the bunch of house boys she had at main campus

swimming in the murky waters of politics. This lady was the first church mama yes church mama, then personal secretary to some concerned student and Namasagalis first libera-

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She started the fist church in Namasagali we call her mother Theresa

tors after father Grimes and had she even had the juicy post as campus secretary, a post that comes with allowances of 900k over an 8 months period and even nearly became university. These days all she does is wear gumboots mbu NECI because its her only hope from the sea of bing no wear.

MARY IMMACULATE

Kati this chick was the first gal to bring a laptop to our village university especially at this campus in particular before any boy even bought one, beat some girl miserably at the elections to become transport secretary and then became mukyala Ndimu despite Ndimu's mother warning him against

Heads the senga girls and how bad they can be and this association of Nawhere her beautiful masagali and future sadly comes samia bugwe future mp to an end. First she lost the post the post of transport secretary without getting even a coin and now days she is so kabawo that even her suits dont fit her. Sadly even her influence over the likes of Mary and Gutto has fallen so badly. Wama at least me I remember you that are why I even wrote about you.

TWESGYE NABOTH

he is known for living under the motto 'man eateth where he worketh' we all loved the katemba he caused exercising his primitive energy

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when it came to time to demand for allowances and stealing the fresher's ball monies as well as the TV. He wore the best suit at campus in his merry days and even splashed samona onto his kapata so you would think Museveni had come to your campus. Bambi these days the phrase these days is 'wonder what to eateth with-

out worketh' times are so hard even his kiwalata wont get enough samona since that Vaseline is deemed too expensive. He was always on the phone with the powers that be in this land having conversation but now days he uses others peoples phones so he can also get a missed call.

Runs unique bar in TC

Even his Friday night shows in TC at unique bar have flopped so badly that djs have stopped lending him machines because they are tired for mixing for walls and mosquitoes. His pool table is played by rats only and revellers dont like hanging at the bar for fear of eating boiled chips and boiled chicken. Its common to find him at his bar much stressed talking to himself with

his pocket trousers peeping. We dedicate to you siye ekomerero by omulangira suna So members this a humble appeal to the populace that if you accidently land on the people who appear in this story please don't beat to kill, just report to your nearest police station, you will hold the reward with two hands.

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BUSITEMA LIBRARY STYLE UP

I was castigating the busitema website for being shallow and static and some people called me of sounding more of a hater because to them its the best designed but people visit university sites for content and not design with nice pictures and deep emulsion colours. In the same breath that I jump

the number of librarians

deployed at Namasagali campus library 3 on full time and 1 who drops by on part time basis

onto the necks of the Busitema University because they practically generate material annually as long as people are graduating. For an academic university heavily involved in generating internship reports, industrial trainings and proposal writing produced annually as a primary requirement for one to attain a degree or whatever requirement it leaves a bitter taste in my mouth that it runs no online

data base where these are published for consumption or filing and future referencing by future scholars. On a local level Makerere run one by their library yet busitema university running on the murals of innovation has nothing. This makes me wonder whether our dissertations are dumped in boxes marked 2012/13 and left to be eaten away by rats. Yet the best thing would be that students hand in the hard copies alongside soft copies to their lecturers which can be uploaded to the computers at campus database by the librarian through login access instead of them wasting away playing solitaire on the computers. Even the lecturers have not been spared take for example Dr Munyuli who have for donkey years failed to publish their works due to absence such simple tools. So to our dear it men whats the essence of having a website if it has no section linking to library where I can access previously written material from my fellow students because these are requirements that are mandatory for graduation.

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WHEN BUSITEMA DID A GOLOLA ON US

Then step up the recess and ahh my lecturers mistook recess for a Towards the end of last semester chance to make us taste prison. As the deans and their Hench catchos if we had told them we wanted to meet Bad Black. Waaaa we dont kept screaming and swearing to deal with such interns whose orbite us till we peed in our pants ganisation is that SPEKE Road and but waaaa it was all a joking subcollect data by entering mens ject. First and foremost the internship was so badly organised and supervised that my blind grandmother would have done a better job than them. I mean how do you send me mr Ochieng of all people to come and supervise me at my air conditioned officer. The dude appears in my office with his belt at 60o and instead of asking me serious his like man this place is like winter wont you come back to campus white as a muzungu He spent the whle time admiring my coffee, the cushioned cozy chair I had and even didnt want to leave the seat when I told him its time to go mbu, man the kabawo at Namasagali is too muchI can die here in my sleep So you can see how unserious our lecturers are..mbu tell your friends I am heard.I mean hard waaaaa you are a joking subject.

150,000 shilling is what

students received for the 6 weeks internship training compared to the

ceived by Makerere students doing the same internship training over the same period

350,000 re-

pants. Even that boy from Luzira didnt take his mugole their mbu he told her he is from Congo, can you imagine. All those talk of going to Masindi to enjoy water were white lies more over told by a black man. More like the ones Museveni tells Ugandans and they give him votes. Then one student dies in busitema and they cover up their mistakes mashed in carelessness by sending students away yet my calendar was reading 15 not 27th. Mr Dean I demand a refund of my time wasted because that Golola on us was serious. .

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RECESS REPORT
Whereas the recess term was officially meant to run for 10 weeks it ran for 6 leaving about 4weeks unaccounted for. Filled by boredom, redundancy, lack, ignorance, arrogance, yawning ,hunger ,malice ,fun the campus officials must have been tapped unawares and just bumped into things .It was uncertain how many people were there at campus because of the part timing students who dropped in time and again. Chronicles of the recess term First week; Students coming back from the week long break with the theme Recess no stress

Second and third week; Making questionnaires .Turning up every day to make and translate the questionnaires to native Lusooga. People with dictionaries were on demand like pancakes as to others reading Lusooga was like reading the Quran. Fisheries research; This was real hands-on. Bubbling Lusooga like nothing. Wasooma kyaghagha?, Oine emyaka

eimeka?,ebyenanda,were some of the words in the Lusooga packed interviews .During the interviews ,the waterdwelling homo sapiens were absentminded staring at the hot campus babes especially those who could sketch some Lusooga and so the and the question could be repeated over and over. See how girls come back with fish and guys come back with papers! Mvule census; Dr.Kifumba, Sir.Taako were in charge dividing us into multiple groups packed on the FORD going to battle for Part 2 of the Lusooga packed experience . Measuring bole (not ball) height, crown height and width, tree height and stuff like so. Spending a day in gumboots gave us a test of time, enduring the scorching sun and being patient with hunger whilst TEG was spitting fire asking for more filled questionnaires. Jack fruits, mangoes paid the price after the hungry natural resource economists pounced on them like manna from heaven .chicks climbing trees? LOL. It was real stuff, fun-filled, but pinching. Trip to Murchison Falls NP;This was like acting as Horror movie setting from campus that Sunday 24/5/2012 early morning; the H.O.D terminated our Papas prayer as he prayed for journey mercies. 5kms ahead, the bus, the

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bus was stuck in mud, burning 30 minutes trying to forge life. We reached Jinja and people disappeared and Edema lamented like one who had last a mother-in-law. We were now heading to Kampala. Some of us thought we were killing two birds with one stone and would reach the pearl of Africas capital city for the first time but they bird luck, the bus guy used the Northern by-pass and in a twinkle of an eye, we were in Kawempe heading northwards. The hunger demons could not halt haunting us and the yawning and dosing in the Nagongera Campus bus were as prayers for food. Kafu food saved us and we survived. We were getting late, only to realize that no one knew the exact place we were going to and had to use a 1948 map to trace for the place. Thank God by twilight we reached, I wouldnt like to tell stories of how people where misbehaving with peoples properties but its all about recess and after all in Busitema we share. Crossing the ferry was ohhh ehhhhh..wawawa!!. Paraa was more of a comfortable jail for us as animals roamed around about us. Moving to watch animals, birds, the famous Murchison falls, and such stuff. While there, threatened investors employed Facebook and Warid Pakalast to monitor the move-

ments of their investments and I cannot explain the alarming and heart breaking feedback as the investments had been privatized. The three hour the boat ride as we pushed to view the beautiful Murchison falls revealed those suffering from Amnesia while the Spain-Portugal EURO 2012 semifinal almost cost us our lives as we moved through the park at 1am after seeing the Spaniards student died triumph to during recess term finals. Too rip much love for soccer!!! Meanwhile other beings had turned our bus into a wrestling ring as they wrestled diplomatically and could not miss that oncein-a-lifetime chance. The trip originally meant to take 12 days took only 3days and we came back on the fourth day. Food for thought. Dont over think about that because this is Uganda. On away back, a giant elephant stood in our way modeling for about 30 minutes as people were steadily wetting there pants due to fear.

The meat, cassava, gonja packed breakfast at Kafu awakened the unstable stomachs from a previous days meal. The running stomachs were like the plagues God gave to

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Pharaoh in the bible and we therefore had to stop at every stage as guys (lecturers inclusive) were downloading stuff. May GOD bless the manufacturers of Charcoal (a black tablet) that saved us. Bathrooms and urinals had to also compromise as toilets. Next time better!!

Yawning and hunger went to another level as the loan services of Mama Fahima and madam Tino where nowhere and starvation was the order of the day while saliva became the best dish. People developed all versions of diseases like nodding disease, sleeping sickness, nymphomania etc. Thank the hospitable main campus guys who made tea for us and donated their 1inch mattresses to us. As a blessing in disguise, I maintained my campus figure was the while the former pig-like pals develfirst time students oped waistlines. Jimmy, the new welwere having recess term fare dean suffered the wrath from at Namasagali campus the suffering campusers as they accused him of the delayed allowances. The recess term which moved with the motto Recess no stress ended as Recess so stressing The highs and lows of recess term The highs Second years were not around to Who told them to chew warthogs monitor the movements of there meat? people so guys where now liberal. AfG.I.S and remote sensing (at main ter all they forgot to send relief to campus); July 01, Natural Resource their starving creatures. economists joined engineers for a In Busitema we share was a backwould-be fortnight experience doing ground slogan. They shared. that Prof. Isabiryes stuff. The joy The allowances though late kept that we would be catered for evapodropping in. rated in the open air as students mis- Most of us reached Kampala city outtook accommodation with both feeding skirts for the first time. Though we and sleeping (blame their Primary passed the by-pass when it was raining teachers).From the first day of our and were unable to see the city stay there, guys were complaining of clearly, we at least reached there. allowances or else we relocate back to We can speak Lusoga, which can be our village campus. used even in other fields. We moved to all parts of the country.

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The lows we missed going to places originally on timetable like Mt. Elgon, L. Kyoga, Kakira, NAFFIRI, Entebbe. May God forgive whosoever is responsible? We survived a terrible accident on our way to main campus when a Nairobi bound Kampala Coach almost brought us to rest. A students perished when fire broke into one of the rooms and two of our very own escaped with minimal injuries. We were tear-gassed at main campus by Kayihura boys and like the MTN marathon we scattered like never before. The scattering stomach plague could not leave us with peace. The uncertain program, abrupt schedules made us be with no definite program Hunger, boredom, too much flattering Whatever happened in the recess term remained in recess term.. First years were getting hands on skills for their career .Special appreciation to H.O.D Mr. Taako Edema George (TEG) for his tireless efforts, Prof.Isabirye Moses (ISM), Dr.David Kifumba Nsaaju (DKN), and Mr. Masaba Sowedi (MS) without forgetting the beloved NRE2011 class members.

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post of the time Akampumuza Aggrey Binjack Recess term...yr 1......counting Mvule...surviving on fene...

recess term 2012 Recess no stress...Mvule census By: Akampumuza Aggrey Binjack Photos: 23 Top of Form Tusiime Judith guys thats wat it takes add mangoes and water from the nile Akampumuza Aggrey Binjack if the available is not desirable.... Bwebale Julius R u people still at campus Or, shall we find u there?, anyway thank u for the assistance rendered 2 Ochieng n Emma 4 keepin people's property. Mpomwenda Veronica i forgot my stove help mi keep it@year 2's to be Hazra Pretty betty u are not updated Akampumuza Aggrey Binjack security tight...even for doz that left "properties" everything z safe. Mpomwenda Veronica thank u tell me u inherited mr ochieng@aggrey

Pursuing excellence .For GOD and my country

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work with Stanbic bank baguy. So you can imagine the noise chaos when nyendo was mixing nkashabas karaoke and omuzimu gwa nankya while I was chilling the swagged up The day I picked up my kumbe what person in sagali bumping to Iteso do they call them admission form? tunes. I got it amidst a bush not the The definition of privacy in sagali Museveni one but the one monkey to was so bad that you couldnt kiss makes their children from. Because a kagirl on your bed unless you if it not for the local thinking way wanted Mr. Kakungulu the English of the boda boda man I could have teacher to make you an error term landed in the river Nile looking for during econometrics. a kapande saying welcome to And if you thought that was bad BUSITEMA UNIVERSITY acabambi the other campuses were demic registrar's office kubanga very innovative, they put bed bambi they cant afford such luxusheets for walls mbu bricks copying ries mbu am told. that hima cement advert mbu walls Next up after being consulted by never lie. the gundi askari who was masquerading as the public relations officer Kwegamba imagine if Uganda cranes of the campus who did a good job were going to play at Namboole and telling me the mansion for lecturcoach nkugirentya was in action. ers would acts as our hostel until You had to buy a radio because you our apartments were built I swalcouldnt imagine a kasmall gal lowed for the unknown. screaming louder than my radio I wont go into my colleagues bembu okello ozinta as the total rubia cause they had swag from schools does its work like kiwa. . . what and ofcause we ironically given the fact the gal was had woofers, home theatres, ward pretending to be a cute gal yet her robes and bambi my head went into hostel is named the cage oba after limbo bwe duu like the way I finwho and since its walls are standing ished the breast of my mother. at 60 degrees like mr ochiengs belt These people threw us into a bus when he tucks in. because mbu procurement was yet to buy the tyres from Kisenyi. You know am told mobile money doesnt

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Winny Kasule ohhhhhhhhhhhh my co_wife abused me, am even worried coz she promised gun shoots. som advise shd i leave the guy???????????????????? puzzled kasule in tears Top of Form Like Follow Post July 6 at 7:09pm near Kampala Tusiime Christopher men r few tokiriza,ffeirawo Kalyesubula Mahad Mpande Wama back off da dude July 6 at 7:15pm via mobile Like

Akampumuza Aggrey Binjack @Tusiime Judith wat do u mean? that shezn't ov class?? Shaleen Shangtera hmmmmmm boys r like fish get another 1 Mpomwenda Veronica bambi ka winny keep soaking in tears oja kufuna solution wama Joseph Asasira kasule never mind i can house for as many times as u want. Henry Eric Magezi Just concentrate on loving da guy, she will scatter automatically. Tusiime Christopher winny abakazi abagumu tebakira kusangika .gumaa

Kibira Fredrick Tusiime Christopher @mahad ako katwaa coz the ratio is 1:3 and those r I dedicate this report 2 .........who has alwayz...... 2 Akampumuza Aggrey Binjack threaten her also...tell her matlabTransverseMackataGISeconometri cskakukunguruTAkoobustard kifumba!!!!!! She will scater neva to come back....lol Top of Form Like Follow Post July 25 at 4:59pm via mobile

Lwetutte Samuel Senior Be clear,,there is no reson for beating abt the bush Winny Kasule ohhhhhhhhhhh my Discplined Marie ate nze njabimalayo god@binjack all those hav refused coz ojila okyabizanyilamu, any way thanx 4 shes asnake gal dat dedication, afew can apreciate Kibira Fredrick Wel viola u deserve it Tusiime Judith be a lady ov class friend. things will haen automatically Discplined Marie i knew u gud boy, u not like the few i know of Winny Kasule hmmmmm tobalabula July 8 at 6:44pm Like Akullo Gloria Big up kiforest
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Facebook; namswaggerz
Nalukenge Fionah Miss u guyz Top of Form Kalyesubula Mahad Mpande which guys Nalukenge Fionah All of u Kalyesubula Mahad Mpande Wa otunonya mu byaffe Kibira Fredrick Which "all of u". Be speci. Tusiime Christopher specify coz we a not beans totugatika. Francis Xavier Munyagwa Especially..........? Anyway u are not in a court Lwetutte Samuel Senior which guys?????,,,swaggers are comrades Em'reezy Emma i miss u toooooooo. in disguise lol Kibira Fredrick I read that u went 4m being in a relationsh 2 married. Is it my neighb. Nalukenge Fionah U talk alot i was saying hi 2 everyone Fred am married 4 yo info Kibira Fredrick Ok. Is it my neighbour. Nalukenge Fionah No plz Kibira Fredrick Oo..o Lwetutte Samuel Senior Fred be simple and leave those thgs, u may not understand

Man did you get chapatti also

Leaders at the swearing ceremony missed food and our snoops were on hand

My chapatti is the size of my mattress

Boss how do you welcome us with chapattis and soup

Outgoing Speaker

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FORGET THE 3CS

Back in high school I was told campus is that place you go to and come home feeling obese so that when you come home obesity wont let you do any house chores since they dont mix. Its a place you realise Smirnoff is not a type of dance and pizza is not a gangster movie from Italy but a bigger more modern brother of Rolex prepared by a non Musoga though I wonder how the Basoga managed to copy that techThe second C is chips but unfortunique. nately here they sell us cassava But coming to Busitema and Nama- fried in yesterdays cooking oil and sagali to be exact bambi we dont have our diet and dates are rural like the baboons people compare us to when we suddenly pop up in their conBusitema satellite vol 2, issue 1

versation. So when I say am taking you out my sweet potato this what I mean. Rural people hate oily foods for fear of gaining weight and chicken is for big days like Easter and birthdays so dont expect to ask me mbu chicken tonight or fish fillet when I ask you on a date though Mukene is plentiful and can be a dangerous substitute if feel like being spoilt by me on a date. If you want to feed the biggest then prepare to do a bend over as I will buy a raw one then you can cook it if you dont mind spoiling your cutex.

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since plain chips is cheap, she gives you 4 sticks at 100 a piece because rural towns dont accommodate many queues mbu you want to poop and if you adventurous try our sausage potatoes that goes down easy porridge youghat for easy drinking and great testing on your first date. If you want some more my friend master chef can prepare you a yummy plate of amukeke with gnut paste. Its good for your skin because ki kola nga samona. I know you at this stage screaming I will jump onto a cellular and chat away with my homies in town. But sorry you simply erase the third C my friend. Busitema is pursuing excellence and such ways easily erode your excellence here network was evicted like demons at church service or pigs loitering at a mosque the monkeys have turned electricity lines into swings for their children and babies because they presume they are nurseries, the poles have been dug up to and deposited at mama Fahimas place to book lunch by students thus absence of network in the area. Thus forget your 3cs like Erias Lukwago forgot his dream of a new organised Kampala city. Thats how we love in Namasagali my dear cutie pie.

facebook
Our health debate on namswagger Winny Kasule A GOOD MAN IS ONE WHO IS ..................................?????????????? ? Top of Form Mpomwenda Veronica handsome and lies a bit Winny Kasule no vero thers some thing uve left Mpomwenda Veronica God fearing .......mbu honest i hear down to earth blah blah the list never end Joseph Asasira who loves,cares,cheats sometimes without hurting any one Lwetutte Samuel Senior I think is one who is caring, loving, ready for the other in each situation Kibira Fredrick Young kids with lv. 2day 1 whose circum, next day ?. Wat goes around comes around. 1 who buyz Z, muteso, has alaptop above all a honourable Lwetutte Samuel Senior Fredo u are updated Mpomwenda Veronica mzee fred tell u Henry Eric Magezi One who understands that da chic/ gal is not perfect."one who loves da imperfect perfectly Tusiime Christopher waa a good husband is one whose is like me Kibira Fredrick Ha!

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I know your dad will know you went for the trip,,naye pliz get another pose Second coming of Jesus or not???

Who said books can be a gun

Once an arrow boy always arrow boy

Who is that kaboy in the t-shirt

Used to pose like that in p6 bro not campus

Confused between a herdsman and gentleman

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FACE BOOK
Growing up I dreaded the idea of walking around the neighbourhood with my parents not because my mum was the ugliest neither oldest at least but I hated the lengthy greetings. Once she met akalomet, they slipped into this kind of staged swirl of conversation that was embedded in the lengthy greeting with asking how mum had been the last few days, how the children were fairing as well as studying and this came with precise mentioning of names of each child that mum would answer with this sense of childish pride glowing over her face. How dad was and how he manages to have such control of the village and why he missed xxx beer party thrown in X's memory and how so and so is long missed as well as issuing my mum with notices not to miss the next village meeting. Then they would be talking about the chicken, cattle and how God has lately been cruel to the farmlands and animals as well the spread of certain diseases ravaging villages far off in the horizon among others. Then before you knew they would be updating each about the dead people at the village and whose grandmother was nearing her

end as well as who didnt deserve to live any more. In my small mind I found this boring and not hip at all since my friends only greeted each other snappy HI and sup dude'. So I took it unto myself to always dodge these village elders especially women for fear of running to such a scenario. This greeting wasnt for my area and home tribe those across even the other tribes had their own take on it. The Basoga in even added rhythmic sounds that made the whole scene look like two elders doing the opera with no stage lights. The sound was an ooohh that was increasing in pitch as it ran off your tongue and it was swinging back and forth till the sun went to sleep. Ending it was like a tag of war where none wanted to swallow the pill and close the chain of greeting so all you heard was ooohh ooohh for up to 1minute. The 5min greeting one would know the other person current status with no need to chill on facebook or pull out your computer and run through their timeline. You would tell who died readily, fell sick. Just like the people who keep posting status updates but ghastly by the time you arrived I bet you were late as a salary.

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Remember the one with a coca cola figure

You meant that girl, I now read you

Tuli mukintu Bawe I have the business plan in the bag

Look at that kabintu

If you don't give me some, I unleash wushu

Gwe..its now my turn

Mama, love you yanbirigo

chucked again nkooye love

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SHHH
Am writing this under a tree shade in between two churches watching people streaming in and out the buildings their dress so immaculate like there is a secret law on the grounds to push Sunday fashion beyond the usual. The shoes match the necklace that matches the bungle and to enhance

the listening the ear rings too arent forgotten. The bigger and more elaborate the better. The hair styles chosen so carefully you feel sorry for the wind that has to get a permit asking the hair to give way. The faces so smooth you feel

sorry for the dust as it will be wiped away every 20minutes using the latest and softest cosmetic powder of society measure. Everybody is dressed to the show in the best know regardless of the age and knowledge. Its a give and take as everyone looks like they are selling something. The single are on the shelves looking for their Mr./ miss better halves and the married are giving the singles every reason to cross the bridge dressed to their nines like twins, the missus shoes match the husbands shirt and his belt match her skirt. The sky is the limit and the church is the run way and Gods word is the sponsor for this glam show. The single wear under the 'come get me' code as more skin to show equal shorter distance to your future kin. Brought together under the blessing of the almighty. The ladies the dress is above knee length to expose the figure bounding the unexplored Garden of Eden she is. The nails polished with colours of innocence with a strong fragrance to blow off any bad luck. The cleavage holds the knowledge of your future kin and the lips will leave him trips around your high heeled Loumbitins and Givenchy. The church compound is the run

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way to your future paradise as you move around with a swerve. The men ditch the jeans if to land and gold on Sunday. Well polished hair is a must and a dark piped up skinny suite is a mast for any prospective suitor. For accessories a nice tech gizmo is a must but car keys are a positive in the right direction of taking her down your aisle. For the married its all about keeping up appearances and living in denial that you still got your youthful exuberance after all these years. For those 5years and below in marriage a baby is an accessory to make your fashion boundaries limitless. The trendiest baby clothe are always in tow. The baby shoes match daddies shirt just as his belt matches mummies dress in full kit with wet lips, a curvy bum to hide any signs of child birth. For daddy the grey hair is a no no and the whole family has to have a signature fragrance to plaster the cracks of marriage. You dont want that sh't being plastered all over your face and your friends are the mother of your competition yet you dont wanna fall off.

Em'reezy Emma am officially single coz we signed our divorce form yesto. so now freshers here i come Top of Form Like Follow Post July 23 at 1:27pm Lwetutte Samuel Senior thats the only way to go ,,,,,keep it up Em'reezy Emma it was like a battle field. by the way no episodes here. lol Lwetutte Samuel Senior successfull men don,t play episodes,,,,,,thats the way to go after all she wasn,t born with you Winny Kasule yeah @senior dats som good advic bt nwe hooked up wth ............................... these days am happy @okurut am hapi where i am Lwetutte Samuel Senior i do apologise my sis for my advic ,,but any way i know more apolos are coming Kibira Fredrick Kool! Well the magic alwayz happens at the end of the sem. Twesigye Naboth That's normal bt mind u opportunists are......! Guto Collin hahahahahahahah am tired of seeing such cases in the opening of every ssem Henry Eric Magezi @ emma lol means lots of love, laugh out loud. True friends are hard to find esp in sagali. Watch out 4 dos advice!!!! Kibira Fredrick Emm just zd wil do the magic. Lwetutte Samuel Senior hehe,,,,lets watch this time round

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HANDOVER PICTURES
Ehh look at that girl hope she likes my swag

Stop praying so they serve the food

Dude do you have diarrhoea?????

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I told you they will see us

Mbalage staminah

Are we also invited

Another chance to steal more money

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GIVING IN CHURCH
Its a blessing to give than to receive. Its a massage I have ready all my life but refuse to comply, accept and even bothered to live by.

As I walk unto the church compound there are two items that catch my eye the confession box and the many stalls littered around like alcohol puke screaming unto my thread bare pockets to come spend. All the items are religious literature, gear promoting the shirt and in house equipment all thrown at me under the pretence of giving a share of proceeds to the church. I ignore these and hurdle my sins with the hope of dumping them at the foot of Jesus sculpture that never stops bleeding at the sins of you and me.

But alas this is a money centred economy even to drop your shit at the public toilet will pay a coin to get that service and space and the place stinks of that forget what the law says to place it until further notice. Probably when it rains and floods that shit will flow back to you Karma says so. The church being an entity too wont swallow my shitty sins like that per se. They levy me fees like offertory, tithes and splendidly designed pledge cards squeezing out everything that I will be required in good faith to give the imaginary man above a little of my material belongings . The church being the temple of wisdom, they charge open fees and society sets the prices. For me to move up closer to being served really quick for he operates on first come, first serve. I basically have to up my offer to several multiples the bigger the closer you sit nearer Gods servant dishing out blessings. Your sit reserved by the congregation to fill your big belly and more room so your deafening fragrance doesnt send your neighbours crashing to their demise. If you like me born and bred in the cheating world under the code ' the more greed the more the success'

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WHAT'S TRUE LOVE???

I writing this hoping you dont find me guilty my eye molecule block by block sipping swift for judging others every Sunday as I watch their lips spray with joy

holding babies under the stigma bundles of joy with their teeth yellow and white reminding myself poking my nose in their business for their fragrance is incense built of the greatest quality standing strategically at the church pouch to let in friends who swarm by in quantity their happiness piercing the gloomy serene at the church for I came here meek as a sheep ready for

slaughter from the ranch called a church, their blood red shoes reminding me of the blood he shed for moi sinking in their warmth emanating regret sinning with all those hoes as I searched in the abyss for my masculinity. No wonder for the last 20mins his sculpture has been staring down at me stone called on their rosaries and church crosses with a ting of similarity but it has failed to tempt me into contempt for denial is my familiarity excuses is a true love the only dove posted on my stove but reality wont get us a priest to guide us down the aisle. My ears keep twitching around like owl eyes picking up sounds as they reminisce about their weddings pivoting them as their 'big days' yet my equivalent is the day I managed to drink beer and realised thats its expired for before anything went

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long as it had 'my favourite written round its bummy bosoms its not until a girl floats by that a smile is stretched across this temporary stupor am sinking into their talk of true love creating debate in my empty cranium Whats true love, a hollow voice yells as a smartly clad young holds their baby really close and I breathe with a snigger as some fool replies one that leads to marriage in church, ordained by a pretender wearing a church cassock under the approval of society amidst friends as my soul looks for hangar to lean on and laugh Really? What do these bunch of fools feed on I ask, her beauty I say you maintain with your sweat called salary and to get into her pants, I continue you lied to her promising her a lifetime of happiness in a land where dreams come true. You swore that her cup would never get empty and her body would never get cold. You wrapped these lies under 'vows' and packaged them in a wedding with matching splendour and galore but you never wrote it anywhere but claim time will be your witness my clock keep running and has never taken a break so I wonder where you will get him to swear by that bible as your prime witness.

My legs clap and my hair etch up like the Eiffel tower as I recollect my lousy thoughts and ask do people learned like this believed in unenlightened promises. I dont know for they all

seem happy like prostitutes who have sold extra of that UN diminishable good in the night. But me I love my style, I buy it fuck it and move on yet I float on with even extra happiness like a baby who just released shit in her pampers but is sitting on it and smiling cooking in audible words love.marriage in the same line that it comes free of charge yet we say we modern and are taught to think large really somebody is lying who attended Gods marriage

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chai

trans port

Chapatti and soup for leaders

Dress code of champions

Chicks and mangoes

Pork tonight
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This kalo is good

Until Victoria dries

I have a dream

don't forget its room 8

don't finish the eggs for me

Looking for cattle or chicks

Fahimas food made forget the speech

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AM A BELIEVER
The other day I had an argument with some dude at whether am a Christian or not and all I could answer was that am a believer. So the argument went nowhere like all religious repertoire.

them is while moving to the opposite sex now let your imagination run lose in your head. Then comes the reading of the day

'Share even the little you have'

Think about that twice and you will know what is talking about Then there is this habit of twitting and facebookimg while mass is going on. I expect that to be from me who chilling at home getting closer to hell but in reality its the opposite.

Praise and worship gown for the grown and sexy, in church

Thats a status update posted just

So I point out characteristics that people base on to front their claims and to lay a counter claim of my statement. Do Christians go to pray or sing seductive tunes for the other sex? mbu a few minutes back in the middle of 'There is no one like you who can mass touch me the way you do' Bringing me to the question of what Those are religious lyrics am told happened to people respecting that but I expect them to be in a chart verse topping secular song. I expect to Give god what is for god and be on bukeddetv in some love scene Caesar what is for Caesar' with everything translated of beTill then am a believing in my own cause and then come the issue of standard and not the church going women who wear all these very standard comfortable clothes revealing things that the best way to say
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FASHIONISTAS
See the other day I went shopping for new shit to pimp my swag for the new semester. And for me to go shopping I need sun to disappear in the waste lands of Kabale umeme chucks in Kampala and Madame Musis gets humped by Erias the

lukwago. So I have identified a list of items that are a new pair of long sleeved shoes with some muzigo on them, you know the ones you smile at and they show you your image of how you have not brushed for a good number of days. And for the trousers I will need to pimp it up with those warid pesa man like trousers. You know the ones that shaped like funnels. Wide at the top down the hips and then they suddenly shrink at the knees

as though I have stopped feeding my clothes. Also I saw this boy Chris wear these pin strip ties last semester and these days women hate dresses thus I will shop them in all colours and turn them into the ties of my life. I know even lecturers like mr gundi will also begin wearing ties all I need is to get Bwire to wear them once and tuli mukintu. My grandfather recently passed on RIP blood yet the boy had sleek long sleeved shirts that he used as his bed wear. These busgirls call them night dresses. I also read mbu fashion is going back into the older years kati I will get these night shirts wear them and nobody will even know because these dot com kids tebasoma history always facebook, bitwitter mbu live chat, current affairs wait till they love my dress code shining in all the bright colours like Besigyes new ideas for walk to work. Then come those saying youth no longer support culture especially Baganda me I will get a strip of mbugo make a belt for myself and dip it in badblack to match my outfit. Then finally shave my head black like the son of kaguta to show them am in kintu and they will ask for another rap

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DREAM WEEKEND
gone are the days when having a good Saturday evening meant digging deep into my pocket and arming myself with a nice chick to go and drink and hope that the end of the day she would close shop and plant a wet kiss on your lips. These days if I cant afford the entry fee which is very often these days to some over hyped show that cant meet my aspirations. Simply plug in my woofer and let the radio

gels in

do the damage to my overtly bored Saturday night and starts pretty early 3pm to be exact. Saturday early its dj Tonjex till 6pm for strictly Christian mixes because by the time I black out their wont be time to say hi to the man above Tonjex does that for me and I do it early enough before God also gets drunk and forgets to forgive my sins. You know that man also happens you just ask the an-

heaven and the people of Bwaise who have to deal with it when he pukes. Once that dial clocks 6pm, you know me switch me radio dial and tune pon radio city 97 pon me dial to dj aludaaa on de baseline for two hours of nonstop nerve wreckin wire waist wiggling Jamaican tunes and riddims straight outta the Caribbean and em other puff puff people. Pon 8pm, me dont have to flip the dial, for some century old shows mbu dance force, who listens to that or dj gero on hot 100 for I swear I mix better stuff than them, if you doubt invite me for your girlfriends birthday but make sure you tie her like a nodding disease victim for I may steal her before the show is over because my charm is kinigeria strong. Instead I hit up the hashtag #snms with misterdj still on radio city 97.0 for the only radio mix show thats like no other listening till I pass out.

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OUR VILLAGE CORPORATE RESPONSIBILITY

I recently had a chance to tag along a sensitization programme run and organised by students under their umbrella theme protecting the environment. This drive was organised by World Life Conservation Network and sponsored by Namasagali campus under the department of community outreach was held in Bugiri and involved meeting of village self help projects. From the very word go, it was very clear we were meeting an organised community given the number of calls between our leader and the community self help head. He directed us at every step and stage so that we dont get lost along the way. On reaching Bugiri, which was unfortunately at 12 pm thanks to the bad roads our hosts showed no fallen hearts as they were all cheerful at our arrival. We saw fist hand how the NAADS programme was having operational short falls in the villages, and how organisation can take you places. The community was under the umbrella of Keeping Active in Available Worthwhile Opportunities KAAWU and had offices with a visitors book and with all the structures in place including a constitution about the dos and donts of the organisation. These levels of organisation is something that even

clockwise: KAAWU members pose for group photo,as well as key members

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our well paid organs like the guild have shown that they dont have and are not willing to have in place unless they benefit monetarily. Our team was led by the department head Mr. Taako Edema George who clearly marked put the benefit the presence of a university is supposed to accrue to the local community. This is in form of knowledge through research on the various problems communities were facing, and pointed out that Namasagali as a faculty had set up a mechanism in which we extend we distribute seedlings to villages and even show them how to nurture them into mature trees for harvest. This was giving a different picture from the perception that most people know as a university being a centre for the luck few that are lucky in life.

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Ties between the two organs were further up held through planting symbolic trees in commemoration of the new found relationship. Contacts were exchanged and then the members of World Life Conservation Network showed the community how to plant and organise a seed bed as well as other ways to earn monetary benefits from trees without waiting for them to grow to over ten years. This was a major issue because many people have a natural fear to plant trees because many take a long time to mature and with the snappy life expectancy in Uganda, its believed that one can die before enjoying benefits accrued from the trees you planted. Forestry and Conservation Network disapproved this by saying trees were more in demand when they are seedlings than when they are mature. For example a bag of seeds if well taken care

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of, planted and helped to germinate can earn one a good amount of money every three months than you would get planting and waiting to mature a whole forest of trees.

Through these simple ways not only had the university sold its name to the community at a cost of 10million shillings like the guild accounts would state , but it had given the community the good it sells the most..KNOWLEDGE. Besides the Busia Community Outreach didnt involve the students interacting with the community which initially is the goal of a community outreach. Also this calls on other students organisation however small to get closer to the community because every think you do, its the community thats to benefit and not you.

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NECI tree planting exercise in Namasagali and auctioning of seedlings to university administrators

The seedlings

Above: a university administrator plants seedlings provided by NECI a local students association championing conservation of our environment in Left; the club patron Mr. Isabirye Moses takes time to interact with the students as mama dean prepares to pay..below

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SMILES growing up people used to say mbu to smile say cheese even though you doint know how that rat food tasted, show your teeth and make your lips are in form of a banana so i though i could move around showing your beauty smiles from sagali. And i know you want them I see you used mob delident Is that how they smile in korea

Bukeddes abanonya near in namasagali

How are the cattle boss
These village gals and their malwa

Has some one gassed???? ?????

Mama how is the garden

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past Gianluigi Buffon. Spain took a 2-0 lead into the break, and the game felt as good as over. This is the team who haven't conceded in a knockout match since 2006, remember. And one who had not lost in the last 70 matches in which they'd gone ahead. Italy needed help, but instead, they found hindrance when Thiago Motta succumbed to injury just minutes after arriving in the game as a substitute. With an hour on the clock and Motta the last of Cesare Prandelli's allotted changes, the Italians were left to play out the match with 10 men.

score their third. The striker then played provider for his Chelsea teammate, Juan Mata, to make it 4-0. Italy had suffered a brutal pass-assination, and one they seemingly had no power of stopping. The celebrations for Spain are sure to be long. They should also be well coordinated when you consider this is the third time in four years the Spanish have ended a footballing quest with a trophy.

Euro 2008 was where it all began for the Spanish dynasty we see before us today. Luis Aragones' Spain entered that tournament without a success since the 1964 European ChampionAn improbable task had become an im- ship, but won all six games in style to possible one. And with that, Spain was finally cast off the label of being inleft to bask in a celebratory clinic ternational football's perennial underthat would showcase the very brand achievers. of tiki-taka torture they have been so clinical in inflicting these past four The next stop was South Africa, where Spainnow under Del Bosque years. yet again proved themselves a cut above the opposition to bring home their first World Cup. Despite arriving as reigning world and European champions, some suggested Spain's run would come to an end at Euro 2012. With key players Carles Puyol and David Villa injured, and a weariness expected from the likes of Xavi and Andres Iniesta after long seasons in La Liga and Europe, there Handout/Getty Images Fernando Torres, the man who scored was a consensus that this Spain would Spain's winner in the Euro 2008 final, not live up to those we'd seen in 2008 inevitably came off the bench to and 2010.
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Spain's ascension to the footballing heavens is complete. By winning a historic third successive major tournament at Euro 2012, Spain put their argument as the greatest international team in history. Vicente Del Bosque's pass masters overwhelmed and outclassed Italy, 4-0, and touched on their mesmerizing best during a one-sided contest that served as their latest coronation. All those who have been sickened by Spain's "boring" and "negative" play on

their route to the Euro 2012 final were delivered the antidote. From the kickoff, hungry and imaginative red shirts scampered forward in attack passes fizzing between themand Spain saw an early reward when David Silva headed home Cesc Fabregas' cross. A second goal followed just before halftime. Xavi's deftly-weighted pass married the stride pattern of Jordi Albamaking a thundering run from the left-back positionand the young Barcelona-bound player calmly slotted

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