The United States Federal Government should contract private companies to build pipelines that transport shit from government buildings.
Sanitary Bathrooms are key to Hegemony and Competiveness Zheng 7/16 (Neil) When we dont have clean bathrooms our lives suck. Who wants to walk on shit in bathrooms, especially government building bathrooms? Other countries look and laugh at the poor shape of the federal bathrooms. This ruins our dominance because we become the laughingstock of the entire world. When other countries shame our bathrooms, we can no longer compete in global markets because other countries dare not deal with our foulness. Decline in Hegemony and Competiveness through shitty bathrooms leads to Shit Wars and extinction Zheng 7/16 (Neil)
When governments have shitty bathrooms, they have incentives to begin shit wars. This is when government officials collect shit in buckets and then store it in this massive container which is then compressed into a bomb. The shit bombs are so deadly; it kills everyone in a one hundred mile radius. Other countries will retaliate leading to an all-out shit war and cause extinction.
Happy Joann Prevents Global Catastrophe Zheng 12 Remember World War II? That was an angry Joann causing issues. Remember the Great Depression? That was also angry Joann. An angry Joann has caused every single catastrophe in living history. Thus when there is a happy Joann there is global prosperity.
Solvency
Who the Shit gives about how we solve Shit, Theres more important Shit to discuss.